Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 353 The Great Sage Riding the Sky
Look closely, this monkey is called Wukong.

In a corner of the Heavenly Palace's Imperial Horse Stables, it used various elements—gold, silver, copper, iron, and aluminum—obtained locally, along with rare elements and superimposed substances hidden in its body hair, to handcraft pressure sensors, fusion reaction chambers, high-precision synchronous delay devices, thermal protection layers, and cryogenic coolants...

Then, it rolled and flattened the 81-ton "Great Ambitions" into three parts, meticulously crafted them, and filled them into 256 fuel tanks.

Thus, a green swastika with an explosive yield of 0.8 billion tons and two green swastikas with an average yield of 4.1 billion tons have been initially formed.

Why do we say "green"?
This is because it contains no fissile materials, and its explosion is green and pollution-free, making it very environmentally friendly.

However, compared to the non-green swastika, it also has a drawback: it is very troublesome to detonate and must be ignited internally using "ball lightning" of a specific frequency.

It was evening.

The sun, refracted through the "Zhou Tian Wan Xiang Hun Yuan Zhen" above the ninth heaven, was about to set on the golden roof of the Lingxiao Palace.

A pig with a big belly stood lazily on guard not far away, casting a long shadow.

It took a deep drag of smoke, filling its lungs, and looked up at the direction where the moon would appear, its gaze so deep that it seemed to pierce through the 24 heavens and see a solitary, cold palace.

At that moment, the two magic lamps lit up one after the other at a 2.5-second interval, pulling him back to his senses.

A sharp glint of lightning flashed in his small eyes. He tossed his cigarette butt into the swirling mist at his feet and said in a deep voice:

"The Buddha has already made his move, is it still not done?"

"Oh?" Upon hearing this, the monkey's eyes shone with even more powerful golden light, and it replied:

"Almost done! Don't make a sound. This Taiyi swastika can't afford the slightest mistake, otherwise the fusion reaction will explode halfway through and won't be able to unleash its full power."

"Tsk, are you really up to the task of being a stable boy? The monk has also sent a message saying that the plan has begun."

"Shut up... I'll check it one more time... Okay! It's done!"

The monkey exclaimed excitedly, and then, together with the pig, carrying three oval spheres of different sizes, they turned a high wall and headed straight for the Lingxiao Palace.

Suddenly, a vast grassland appeared before them, with over a thousand top-quality celestial horses. Each one was spirited and vigorous, neighing as it chased the wind and lightning, its strength boundless as it trod through the mist and ascended the clouds.

As they were walking, they ran into a group of imperial horse supervisors and a dozen heavenly generals who were looking for them.

The monkey looked closely and saw that several of them looked very familiar. They were the supervisors, deputy supervisors, and clerks under its command when it was the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses.

It turned out that when they learned that Sun Wukong was coming to revisit his old haunts, they were eager to avoid him like the plague.

But just now, they suddenly discovered that a lot of things were missing from the prison, and the master of this palace of havoc had been staying in the Imperial Horse Stable for too long, which was very suspicious. So they had no choice but to bite the bullet and find the duty officer of the Spirit Official Hall to report the matter and bring them here for questioning.

When the monkey bumped into them, it was not surprised but delighted, and readily admitted that it was the one who had been causing trouble, that it had taken all the missing items, and finally showed them the huge swastika, telling them that it was for making this thing.

"Do you know what this is? This is what you call the 'Great Sun Demon Cloud'."

"When we blew up Ling Mountain, we used a total of twelve bombs, but the combined explosive yield was less than 200 million tons. This one, however, is a full 410 million tons!"
"Hey Hey."

As he spoke, a sinister smile crept across his pointed, monkey-like face.

The supervising officials and generals were already terrified.

By the time the monkey pulled the stick out of their ears, it was too late for them to escape.

……

Inside the Pixiang Hall.

The Jade Emperor, Guanyin of the South Sea, the Three Imperial Immortal Emperors, the Marshal of Sandalwood Merit, and other celestial officials were seated in order, holding a meeting to discuss the issue of distributing benefits in name only, while ostensibly about saving all living beings.

Despite having received the signal to take action, Tang Xuanci and his companions continued their conversation very seriously, refusing to budge an inch on their own interests.

Emperor Gouchen, one of the Four Emperors, and his retired father, Emperor Taiji, were extremely displeased to see the couple reject their Wu family's proposal to further divide the emerging industries in the Western Continent and the Western Sea. Emperor Taiji glanced at Ao Ling, the director of the Western Heaven Media Bureau under Tang Xuanci, then at Guanyin's daughter, and recalled how one of them had run away from his marriage and the other had forcibly protected him, making him feel incredibly humiliated. He was so angry that he wanted to capture them both and beat them to death.

Emperor Gouchen, recalling the tragic death of his son, was also furious. Looking at Guanyin, who was covered in burns but had a Buddhist air about her, he secretly resolved that once he assisted the Jade Emperor in seizing the Western Paradise and completely controlling the Three Realms, he would make this wretched nun kneel down and beg for mercy.

at this time!

A terrifying burst of light and heat pierced through the palace doors and windows, instantly burning the sandalwood imperial desk, the white jade paperweight, the ivory tablet, the silk curtains... turning the palace into a deathly white expanse.

at the same time.

Guanyin suddenly appeared, manifesting her thousand-armed form, and flashed before Emperor Gouchen and his son.

Emperor Gouchen was shocked and hurriedly used the power of faith. Instantly, six brilliant stars appeared around his body, solidifying space and resisting the ripples caused by half of Guanyin's arms. However, his body still flew back a thousand meters, smashing seven pillars supporting the palace and breaking through the wall.

His elderly father was completely caught off guard, and his primordial spirit, immortal body, and several protective magic treasures were all blasted into dust by Guanyin.

The immortals inside the hall were collectively shocked and experienced a freezing reaction.

next moment.

The main hall shook violently, and a shockwave like a cataclysmic flood rushed in and then withdrew, causing debris to fly everywhere. Immortals staggered and fell to the ground, while some of the weaker followers and maids coughed up their internal organs and collapsed.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Tang Xuanci transformed into a super-duper demonic muscle monk and led his immortal disciples and the various heavenly beings from the South China Sea out of the palace.

On the southeast side of the Lingxiao Palace, a terrifying nuclear fireball was glowing and radiating heat, almost destroying everything within its radius and directly killing the guard at the entrance to the eighth heaven below.

Even the golden roof of the Tongming Hall in front was partially melted and scattered by the blast.

Zero-yuan purchase... oh no, I mean, the mind-blowing plan has officially begun!
Although Guanyin and Maitreya clashed during the war against Buddhism, their losses were far less than those of Buddha and the Three Pure Ones.

Even if the conversion rate of believers in Tibet and the Western Regions has further decreased in the past two and a half years, Beaker's assessment of her combat power is still 3 million.

Faced with her sudden attack, the Jade Emperor and the three Celestial Emperors had no time to spare to attend to other areas.

Once the temperature of the nuclear fireball cooled rapidly, Tang Xuanci joined forces with Wukong and together they charged towards the Sixth Heaven.

Soon, an urgent report came from the lower realm: Changbai Mountain had been attacked by the Buddha.

Upon hearing this news, the Jade Emperor and the three Celestial Emperors immediately thought of the back gate of the Heavenly Palace. They were instantly drenched in sweat. While dealing with Guanyin, they urgently called upon the True Lord You Sheng to expose Guanyin and Tang Xuanci's purpose: to attack the "Nine Qi Forbidden Domain" of the Sixth Heaven and lure the Buddhist anti-demonic sect into the Heavenly Palace.

The True Lord Yousheng was greatly alarmed and hurriedly ordered the generals of the Spirit Official Hall to quickly send a message to the immortals and rush there to provide assistance.

However, compared to five hundred years ago, the monkeys' combat power has been enhanced to an epic degree.

If the previous "Havoc in Heaven" was just a group of big shots playing with monkeys, then this is the 100% real "Havoc in Heaven".

With a Ruyi Jingu Bang (a magical staff), the Nine Luminaries were beaten until they foamed at the mouth and fled in panic, shutting their doors and windows.
Two nuclear shockwaves struck, killing two and injuring three of the six Ding and six Jia, leaving only the Yin Goddess Lord spared.

Wang Lingguan tried to block him with his golden whip, but was brutally flattened by the whip.

Thirty-six thunderbolts surrounded it, but were instead beaten by seventy-two water droplet monkeys until their brains splattered everywhere.

Even the Curtain-Raising General's superior, the Jade Emperor's strongest guard, You Sheng Zhen Jun, was no match for it. After only thirteen rounds, he was struck by a dimensional reduction attack that shattered his shoulder, nearly annihilating him completely.

The monkey laughed wildly, its arrogant and unruly voice echoing throughout the heavens:
"Who else?"

"Who else dares to fight me, Old Sun?"
"Remember this well. From now on, call me the Great Sage Riding the Heavens, and those riding horses will ride—"

Under its lead, Tang Xuanci's gang swept through the enemy lines like a whirlwind, cutting their way from the Imperial Horse Stables to the sixth level in no time.

(End of this chapter)