Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 351 Zero-Yuan Peach Purchase Plan
One day, Tang Xuanci personally led the Buddhist prisoner-of-war group to visit the Mo Shengdu University.

The Vajra Indestructible Buddha and the Bodhisattva Akasagarbha launched another attack, chattering incessantly in a Buddhist manner, which made the Peacock King and the other Arhat monks nod repeatedly, their faith becoming even stronger.

Seeing that Beaker's words were completely ineffective, Tang Xuanci smiled and remained silent on the surface, but a murderous intent suddenly arose in his heart. He secretly sent a text message to Monkey to come over, deciding to shoot these bald monks after they finished eating at the cafeteria later.

But just then, Yuanzang, who was playing on campus with Huoyun and Kunkun, came looking for his father.

Upon hearing the Buddha and Bodhisattva's discourse, he only spoke slightly, offering a single reply, which left the Immortal Buddha and the Void Treasury pondering for a full eighteen minutes.

Immediately afterwards, Bodhisattva Akasagarbha directly questioned Yuanzang.

Without hesitation, Yuanzang used just a few words to leave him speechless and astonished.

Looking at the child in front of him who appeared to be only eight or nine years old, even the Vajra Indestructible Buddha's expression changed, and he began to discuss Buddhist teachings with him.

Yuanzang didn't utter a single Buddhist phrase, yet he answered fluently.

The eyes of the incorruptible Buddha, which had always been arrogant and disdainful of everything, gradually showed a look of confusion, and he was already drenched in sweat.

The other Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and monks fell silent.

Even Tang Xuanci was extremely surprised to see his own son, whom he had neglected to spend time with.

He could understand every single word he said, and the meaning was quite simple when put together.
However, once you connect the context and combine it with the words and expressions of the indestructible Buddha, you can't understand what they are talking about at all.

Finally, the indestructible Buddha seemed to have lost his soul, muttering to himself:
"Buddhism...has never existed?"

After that, when he visited the high-speed rail, hospital, and convention center, he remained solemn throughout and did not utter a single word.

Therefore, Tang Xuanci neither executed them nor tried to persuade them to surrender. Instead, he listened to Beaker's advice and safely sent them back to Heizhou.

……

Time flies, and another year and a half has passed.

In the Heavenly Court, many immortals who disliked Zhang Bairen were either demoted or sentenced for various reasons, or angrily resigned and left the celestial realm.

After Zhang Bairen's control over the Heavenly Court increased dramatically, he immediately set his sights on Guanyin Bodhisattva and Tang Xuanci, the perfect couple.

Regardless of whether their relationship was a rumor or not, Tang Xuanci's methods during the bombing of Black Continent truly surprised the immortals and made the Jade Emperor very wary.

Moreover, the internet, created by Tang Xuanci, gave the Jade Emperor a real headache.

He knew that without the power of faith, it would be difficult to secure his throne based solely on his cultivation, supernatural abilities, and combat skills.

Let alone encountering a freak like Nezha, even a powerful demon could threaten you in close combat.

To restore all living beings to their former state, one must either completely control the internet (information technology) or completely eliminate it.

So he turned his attention to Lingshan and Azhou.

Not only did they suppress Guanyin and Tang Xuanci's military power, but they also planted members of the Zhang family into the Baoxiang Domain to control it and frantically intensified their surveillance of the internet.

They also conducted a secret investigation into all of Tang Xuanci's subordinates, trying every means to find dirt on him.

Many leaders and directors of triads with names starting with "He", "Lian", and "Sheng" have been arrested or fled for violating the rules of the triads.

Finally, even Sha Wujing's true identity was discovered.

Although he escaped capture again and was arranged to flee, Tang Xuanci and Chen Huangye could not absolve themselves of responsibility.

Taking advantage of the situation, the Jade Emperor unearthed various prepared incriminating materials and directly transferred Chen Xiaoke away from the City God Temple in Azhou, arranging for a member of the Zhang family to take over, thus putting Mo Shengdu under his control.

Tang Xuanci suffered heavy losses and was furious. In front of Fairy Tianyu, he cursed her father as a treacherous old man.

Immediately, he angrily ran to Leiyin Temple to try and persuade Yinyin. He was ready to drop the pretense and lay his cards on the table, emulating the Buddha by first occupying the Western Paradise and the South Sea, forming a mutually supporting strategic position.
Then try to nuke the Heavenly Palace and fight the Jade Emperor in a real battle!

But Guanyin disagreed, her expression smiling, and advised him to calm down.

Beaker also analyzed that the Heavenly Court is still powerful, and although the power of faith has obviously declined, it should not be underestimated. Therefore, it is best to continue to wait for the right time.

Tang Xuanci had no choice but to swallow his anger and continue to develop in a sneaky manner, further undermining the faith of the mortal world, while waiting for the average lifespan of the immortals to continue to decrease.

He set the day of the bombing five years later.

This is because, in seven years and six months, a large batch of peaches in the Heavenly Palace will be ripe.

……

Time flies, and another year has passed.

Suddenly, the long-lost Buddha himself added Tang Xuanci on WeChat, inviting him and Guanyin for a secret meeting, and conveyed a surprising piece of information—

A batch of "vermilion-patterned, pale-pitted" peaches in the Heavenly Palace Peach Garden are about to ripen, several years ahead of the time predicted by the immortals.

This is because the Queen Mother recently gathered a large amount of precious resources and nourished the peach trees with a secret method.

This secret was originally known only to her and the Jade Emperor. Even the people that Laozi had placed in the Peach Garden were dealt with by the Jade Emperor, so it was kept from the Taoist sect.

As for how Tathagata obtained the intelligence, he didn't say, but he presented some evidence to prove it.

Tang Xuanci was startled and cursed inwardly at the beaker:
Damn it, we're waiting for the right time, but that old bastard Jade Emperor is waiting for the peaches to ripen.

If what Buddha said is true, that batch of peaches is quite substantial. Once the Jade Emperor mobilizes them and allows his elite troops to fully recover their strength, he can then launch a large-scale attack on others.

Who will he go after first? It's really hard to say.

The Buddha's purpose was to make Tang Xuanci and Guanyin understand this point. Then, he revealed his true intentions and proposed that they cooperate with the Buddhist sect to rob the batch of peaches.

He had even come up with a feasible plan, which can be simply put as—

Deep within Changbai Mountain in the Southern Continent lies a Cloud Peak Immortal Palace, which was built when the Heavenly Palace of the Upper Realm was established, with the array base set up in the mountain.

As everyone knows, that place is now occupied by the Zhang family, and has become their base in the lower realm.

Few people know that there is a "Nine Qi Bronze Gate" inside the Cloud Peak Palace, which, if opened according to the law, can directly connect to the Heavenly Palace.

If the four gates to the east, west, south, and north are the main entrances to the Heavenly Palace, then this bronze gate is the only back entrance.

However, this bronze door can only be opened from inside the Heavenly Palace.

The Buddha knew that he alone, leading the Buddhist sect, had absolutely no chance of conquering the Heavenly Palace.

Therefore, they wanted Guanyin and Tang Xuanci to take advantage of the meeting at the Heavenly Palace to fight their way from the Ninth Heaven to the Sixth Heaven and open the Bronze Gate from there.

At that time, he will personally lead the Buddhist elites to attack the Cloud Peak Palace of Changbai Mountain.

They were just waiting for the bronze gate to open so they could storm into the Heavenly Palace, take the first level of Heaven, divide the peaches of immortality, and then fight their way out.

As for the future, they may either act independently or join forces to fight the enemy.

Upon hearing this audacious plan, Tang Xuanci exclaimed inwardly, "Wow!"

Rationally, although I felt it was dangerous to try to seduce the Buddha;
But the thought of being able to beat Zhang Bairen and buy peaches for free... has already stirred my DNA.

(End of this chapter)