Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 345 What a big boy

Lingshan, Daleiyin Temple, Observatory.

"Look, this is the third spiral arm of Orion, with the parent star located at the very edge."

"But this space telescope's observation capabilities are not yet sufficient to see further."

"If that machine were made with snow crystal optical materials, it would probably be able to see the star system where the home planet is located."

Following the AR guidance of the beaker, Tang Xuanci stared at the star map image on the giant screen, cursing inwardly:

"Damn it, Tathagata intercepted my telescope, destroyed my drones, and even attacked our geostationary satellites, seriously hindering technological progress."

"They treat so many transgender people like animals, they don't even let them play with their phones!"

"Hopefully, Yinyin can persuade the Supreme Elder Lamp and that grandson of the Jade Emperor this time she goes to heaven."

"I heard that those Black Continent people do nothing but eat, drink, and relieve themselves all day long. Plus, with the abundant spiritual energy in the Eastern Continent, their birth rate must be quite high."

"The conversion rate of Tathagata's followers is the most impressive. He doesn't even need to pretend anymore; he can brainwash people without restraint. If this drags on any longer, the hundreds of thousands of black-skinned followers who were exorcised during the attack on the Taoist sect might be made up for."

After saying that, he stared at the area where his home planet was located on the star map and thought to himself:

"General, hold on! Almost there! I'll soon unify the Three Realms and march back!"

At this moment, little Yuanzang, sitting on his left lap, looked at the blurry spot of light on the screen, his face full of joy, and said:

"Are those images of stars from three or four hundred years ago?"

Three or four hundred years ago?

Tang Xuanci was taken aback. Hearing the beaker's reminder that the light from the stars in their home galaxy indeed took 444 years to reach this place, he suddenly understood. He then rubbed his son's head and chuckled:

"That's right, he's fucking smart, just like me when I was a kid!"

Now that Si Yuanzang is two and a half years old, his body is no different from that of an eight or nine-year-old child, and his intelligence level is far beyond that of ordinary people, definitely a billion times higher than when Tang Xuanci was in elementary school.

Si Xuange was strict with him. Every day, besides immersing himself in the scripture pavilion of the Great Thunder Temple to study the secret manuals left by the Buddha, he also personally taught his son how to practice.

Although Yuanzang perfectly inherited her divine gifts and bloodline, he had none of the ferocity of the Poisonous Enemy Clan in his temperament.

Her eyes, with their captivatingly slanted shape, were as clear as Chen Xiaoke's, but instead of revealing stupidity, they held a gentle, joyful light.

Everything in the world reflected in it seems to change.

Yuanzang practiced the killing techniques his mother taught him, but he was clearly not interested in fighting and killing.

On his first birthday, his doting aunt, Aunt Chen, gave him two extremely beautiful fairy birds as a gift. He loved them very much and would sit by the cage and watch them for several hours every day.

One day, Tang Xuanci also walked to the cage. Suddenly, he pointed at the two birds and said to his father, "Dad, they seem listless."

Tang Xuanci, finding a mischievous glint in his eye, teased his eldest son, saying:
"You want this bird to be more energetic? Then just open the cage and let it out."

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Yuanzang hesitated for only 2.5 seconds before opening the cage door. He then looked up at the bird that had flown away and would never return, and laughed:

"They've really come back to life!"

Compared to cultivation, Xiao Yuanzang was clearly more interested in Yin and Yang, the Five Elements, and mathematics and physics.

Among the mistress and a group of concubines, apart from the incredibly amiable Chen Xiaoke, his favorite was Xing Wanzhen, who was in charge of the Lingshan Research Institute, and he always frequented her laboratory.

Xing Wanzhen initially disliked him simply because his mother was too oppressive and aggressive.
No matter how cold or even hostile she was, Yuanzang always responded with a warm and considerate smile, just like a gentle breeze caressing the mountain and the bright moon shining on the river.

In addition, this kid has a unique way of thinking. Although he is still a novice in metaphysics and technology, he often enlightens her from her dream with his words.

Therefore, just like her hormone-fueled biological father, Xing Wanzhen found it hard not to love this adopted son, and gradually, she developed feelings for him that were both teacher and mother to him.

More than once, after finishing her shift, she would exhale softly to Tang Xuanci and say, “In my opinion, Zang’er has extraordinary wisdom just like you. If you, my husband, can spend more time personally teaching him, he will surely achieve great things in the future.”

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci went to persuade Si Xuange to give the child more time outside of cultivation.

Then, they tricked Dr. Monkey into teaching his "junior brother" theoretical knowledge from both a mystical and scientific perspective.

He also bought his son an iPhone Zhenguan 19 Ultra with a "beaker clone" implanted in it, to use as a Little Tyrant learning machine.

Now, Yuanzang has not only broken through the Golden Core realm in his cultivation, but has also completed his studies in all basic scientific theories. If he were on his home planet, he could easily graduate from the Physics Department of Peking University in North China.

"Oh, what's the point of looking at these broken specks of light?"

"It's not easy for your mother to go into seclusion, so no one is forcing you to cultivate. Why don't you go to my Fire Cloud Cave to have some fun first, and then go to Mo Shengdu to find Kun Kun to play with?"

"move."

Red Boy said impatiently, jumping off his stepfather's other leg and pulling Yuanzang away.

It turns out that this guy had already completely "recognized the thief as his father" under the indoctrination of his mother and the sweet-talking of Tang Xuanci.

Even when the Bull Demon King, who had fled to the Eastern Continent, sent him private messages, he ignored them and eventually listened to his mother and blocked the old bull.

Perhaps because of their similar spiritual ages, he and Yuanzang, who were not related by blood, met by chance at Mount Ling and became good friends.

"Young Master, you mustn't."

Upon hearing Red Boy's words, a female elder from the Poisonous Enemy Cave, who was specifically responsible for guarding Yuanzang, quickly intervened:

"Before the Lord went into seclusion, he specifically instructed you not to leave Mount Ling. After all, the Western Paradise has been under the control of Buddha for many years, and there are bound to be remnants of evil that have not been eliminated, so it is dangerous."

Red Boy said unhappily:

"Tsk, what danger is there in going to Mo Shengdu? Besides, with me here, who would dare to cause trouble?"

"Yes~"

The female elder was about to intervene when Tang Xuanci said:

"Alright, let them go."

"If you're timid and hesitant from a young age, what energy will you have when you grow up?"
"You two, don't fly, hide your identities, take the high-speed rail."

The two children readily agreed and happily went off.

Tang Xuanci quickly stepped outside the pavilion, stood on a high spot, leaned on the railing and looked down, and saw:

Neon lights and cranes fly together, and the water and sky blend into one color.

There was no trace left of the bombing by the Great Swastika.

It turns out that long before Huangfeng Ridge was pacified by nuclear power, Tang Xuanci discovered that the spiritual energy of heaven and earth could interfere with nuclear pollution and accelerate its purification.

In other words, the more abundant the spiritual energy in a place, the faster nuclear pollution disappears. Similarly, the probability of containing substances with short half-lives is also lower.

Furthermore, since the twelve small swastikas released two and a half years ago had more than half of their power derived from deuterium-tritium fusion, nuclear contamination was greatly reduced.

Therefore, pollution levels near Lingshan have long since returned to normal.

However, the explosion, with a yield of over 100 million units, affected such a vast area that the spiritual energy-poor swastika zone remains unsuitable for ordinary people and animals to live in.

Tang Xuanci happened to choose a suitable location there and built a series of weapons testing sites, military airfields, and launch centers.

Looking out at the sky, several 2B strategic bombers can be seen taking off from the airport, accelerating with a turn of their noses, and diving into the high-altitude clouds to begin their military exercise.

(End of this chapter)