Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 331 "Awesome!" Basketball League

It is said that Zhu Wuneng led the Demon-Slaying Army to conquer the Thunderstrike Mountain Range, joined forces with Tang Xuanci, and wiped out and subjugated all the anti-demons in the western bank of the Tongtian River, the Women's Kingdom, the Jisa Kingdom, and the Zhu Zi Kingdom.

Seeing that the favorable situation was about to collapse, the Taoist sect could no longer sit idly by. They sent an envoy to secretly communicate with Tang Xuanci, reminding him of how the Buddhist sect had treated him in the past, saying:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Never let your friends suffer and your enemies rejoice!

Tang Xuanci sneered inwardly, but he wasn't stupid. He knew the principle that the two weakest in the Three Kingdoms game had to form an alliance.

Originally, he followed Zhu Wuneng's advice and led troops to fight against the anti-demon because he saw the dire situation and was afraid that the Taoist sect would really destroy the Buddhist sect first, so that they could focus all their efforts on targeting small fry like him in the future.

But now the situation has changed. The anti-demonic forces are on the verge of collapse in Xiniu Hezhou, and the Daoist sect can no longer openly provide support. So, if they are completely wiped out, wouldn't that clear the way for Tathagata and allow Buddhism to target them with all its might in the future?

After all, his base was in Xiniu Hezhou, which was closer to Mount Ling, making it easier for Tathagata to deal with him.

Therefore, the best course of action now is to stop fighting for the time being, continue to maintain the balance of the Buddhist-Taoist game, and develop secretly.

So he said to the Taoist envoy:

"Hahahaha, my ass!"

“When I was still a monk at Jinshan Temple, I vowed to save all sentient beings, and I truly did save all sentient beings.”

“Those sons of bitches are anti-demon and defy the heavens, committing all kinds of evil deeds, causing widespread suffering and death. You actually want me to do nothing and let them continue to run rampant?”

"You think you can bribe a Heavenly Court official with just a few tens of thousands of golden pills? Which official wouldn't withstand such a test..."

"You have to pay more."

And so, the Taoist sect agreed to his request, and every ten days they would secretly transfer benefits according to the method proposed by the beaker.

Having gained the benefits, the Heavenly King of Tang led over 100,000 soldiers in a feigned battle, engaging in a back-and-forth struggle with the anti-demon forces, resulting in a stalemate.

Anyway, he had the Zimu River and the other two Jiuyang Springs under his control. He was making extra money while vigorously developing the area, feeling extremely pleased with himself.

After colluding with Tang Xuanci, the Anti-Demon Alliance seems to have abandoned its original strategy of seizing important resources to force the Heavenly Court to negotiate, and has begun to go all out, launching a full-scale attack towards Mount Ling.

Meanwhile, the Black God race in the far west, whether they sensed an opportunity or were secretly lobbied by the Daoist sect, began to gather in large numbers towards the "卍"-shaped region bordering the Western Heaven.

Lingshan is in dire need of help.

……

Time flies, and summer has arrived in Xiniu Hezhou.

Four new ginseng fruit trees have been added to Tianmu Mountain. By directly collecting infant spirits from the depths of the Zimu River to nourish the array, six of them have now entered a mode of explosive growth in production.

It is worth mentioning that the spirits of the seven trees should have been collected, because the Deer Immortal Doctor in the Children's City of Bhikkhu Kingdom had successfully tricked the local king into forcing the people to donate 1,111 pairs of boys and girls.

Once it's refining the elixir of immortality, it can be killed, and the child can be used for multiple purposes. The incomplete infant soul can be packed up and sold to Tianmu Mountain.

Since it was their fault, and those children would have to die regardless, Zhen Yuanzi and Tang Xuanci didn't feel any moral pressure.

But just as King Bhikkhu was about to order the child's return, radio communication appeared in the mortal realm, and the news spread from the local area to the celestial internet, attracting the attention of compassionate people from all walks of life.

Among them was Chen Huangye of Azhou.

Ignoring Sha Wujing's obstruction, she abused her power, crossed boundaries to enforce the law, disrupted the order of the mortal world, and seriously violated the heavenly rules, saving all 2222 children and almost losing her throne as the City God of Azhou.

Fortunately, this matter had a significant impact, and many upright immortals argued for her and spoke up for her. In addition, because the Great God Zhao was biased, she was not expelled from her immortal position or post.

However, Tang Xuanci was furious and demoted Chen Xiaoke to a concubine, stripping her of her duty of duty for half a year.

The reason she was so angry was not only because she almost lost her power as the top official of Azhou, but also because the deer demon in Biqu Kingdom was actually the gray glove of Shouxing, a shareholder of Shenguo Technology.

Tang Xuanci was still hoping to get someone to help him refine pills.

Good heavens, now they've wrecked someone's territory that they've built up over many years, and it's caused a huge mess.

Fortunately, Tang Xuanci had already reached the border of the Kingdom of Biqu. In the end, he silenced those who needed to be silenced and concealed those who needed to be concealed, and safely sent the Deer Immortal Physician and his confidants away. It is worth mentioning that he saw that the D-cup white-faced fox spirit beside the deer demon, Li Liushang, was proficient in medicine and a talented person, so he secretly kept her by his side as a concubine.

……

Time flies, and another two and a half months have passed.

The two new Jiuyangquan mines are fully equipped and staffed to extract deuterium and tritium elements with maximum efficiency for the production of nuclear fusion materials.

Calculated by beaker, the current rate of development has already exceeded the 12.5 Plan.

Si Xuange was nine months pregnant when she gave birth to the fetus in her womb, which had both scorpion and human forms.

The scorpion-shaped creature weighs nine ounces, is the size of a palm, and is entirely purple and lustrous like jade.

The human form weighs nine pounds, has a penis, and is no different from a one-month-old baby, but it can crawl from birth and stand and walk after a short while.

Although he is far from possessing the extraordinary abilities of Nezha, who was born after ten years, it is clear at a glance that he has strong genes and exceptional talent.

The Si Xuange family named this child according to their generational order—

Yuanzang

It embodies the aspirations of the Poison Enemy clan to grow stronger and revive.

Tang Xuanci had no objection to this, feeling double the joy. So, on an auspicious day, he planned to hold a grand banquet at Qilin Mountain in Zhu Zi Kingdom to reward the three armies.

The reason for choosing this place is simply because Sai Tai Sui Mountain is quite nice. It has long been used as a temporary command post by the Independent Army. A noble concubine of the Zhu Zi Kingdom, Jin Sheng Gong Niang, who was once abducted by it and brought to the cave, even became another mistress of Tang Xuan Ci.

Upon discovering a massive basketball court in the mountains, built specifically for demons, Tang Xuanci organized an "Awesome!" basketball league to entertain his soldiers, ordering each division or independent regiment/brigade to form a team to participate.

The final champion will receive a Sumeru ring filled with elixirs, gold, and silver coins.

In fact, cultivators had already improved the basketball facilities and modified the rules of basketball long ago.

1. When the ball leaves your hand, you must not interfere with it using any method of remote control; otherwise, it will be a violation.
2. Cannot take off and fly;
3. The "Heaven and Earth" method is permitted, but height and wingspan must not exceed _ meters. Those whose physical size exceeds the standard must be reduced to meet the requirements before participating.

……

33. Do not pluck the hair to split it apart.

It greatly enhances the fun of basketball.

Therefore, all units of the army were very excited and sent their best players to practice their skills and participate enthusiastically.

The day of the final.

Under the tense gaze of countless soldiers and generals on the surrounding mountain peaks and the viewers in the live broadcast room, the "386th Thunderbolt Team" launched its final attack on the "129th Division Celestial Team".

The former is only one point behind, and if they score this goal, they can overtake the opponent and win the championship.

Eagle Dayuan from the 386 Assassin Group used his teammates' screens to get past two demons, and suddenly flung the basketball with a blur, slamming it onto the backboard with a "thump"!
Immediately afterward, it leaped up like an arrow, instantly covering a distance of 100 meters. As it flew towards the basket, it caught the rebounding basketball firmly in its hand and slammed it directly into the basket.

Lion Muzhan, the Heavenly General from the 129th Warrior Division, roared, his demonic muscles exploding, and he flew up to block the attack almost at the same time.

With a loud bang!
Using his immense momentum, Ying Dayuan forcefully slammed the ball over Shi Muzhan's head, smashing it into the basket along with half of his arm, just like a battle axe.

The referee, Sun Wukong, the Five-Star General, who enveloped the field with his divine spirit throughout the entire process, did not signal a foul.

The ball went in!
Goal!
The score was reversed, and Team 386 Thunderbolt won the first "Awesome" championship!
The mountains on all sides seem to roar like a tsunami.

Shi Muzhan sat under the basket, covering the lion's head in frustration.

Ying Dayuan excitedly revealed his true form, transforming into a giant eagle that soared into the sky, letting out a sharp cry as he celebrated with his comrades from the 386th Regiment.

Even Tang Xuanci, sitting on the VIP platform holding his newborn son, had to admit that this match was indeed a billion times more exciting than the one on his home planet, muttering to himself:
"Damn, Ying Dayuan... Yuan Daying is here, everyone has to kneel down and become his disciple."

(End of this chapter)