Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 320 The Bond Between Master and Disciple, Father and Son

After the defeat of the demons, Tang Xuanci held a banquet to reward the three armies.

While drinking and singing karaoke, he noticed that Monkey was sitting alone outside the tent, looking sullen and low on energy. So he dragged Ge Bao outside and comforted it with veiled words.

"Yo Wukong, what's good bruh?"
Si Xuange stood to the side with an angry expression, seemingly indifferent but actually listening intently. However, he couldn't understand a word the bald thief was saying, which only made him angrier.

The monkey looked at his cheap master in front of him, feeling dazed, and then thought of his deceased, not-so-cheap master.

Before long, under guidance, he opened up and talked about the Bodhi Patriarch and his confusion in cultivation.

Tang Xuanci sighed and said:
"Maybe...that's fate."

Then, speaking in a sinister tone, he continued:

"You lost one master, but gained another."

"Although I am not Jin Chan, it doesn't matter. As long as you want to learn, I can teach you anyway."

The monkey was taken aback, then looked at him with a suspicious expression and said:

"you?

"I, Old Sun, admit that you do have some skill when it comes to those strange and ingenious tricks."

“But I cultivate the Great Dao, and now I have reached a bottleneck. Even I can no longer see where the Dao is.”

"You're just a mortal monk who only knows how to build muscle, you can't even control your inner energy, and you want to teach me?"

Tang Xuanci chuckled and said:
"Actually, I have always been teaching you."

"I said long ago that metaphysics and science are the opposite of each other in terms of the truth of the universe."

"Since you can integrate seventy transformations into scientific production and cause an explosion in production capacity, then conversely, science can also be used for cultivation."

"For example, you only know seventy-two transformations now, which is obviously not all of them."

"Mathematics can describe everything. You can try to deduce other changes, and in the process, you will naturally discover where the truth lies."

oh! ?

A single word awakens the monkey from its dream.

With its mastery of seventy-two transformations, knowledge of mathematics and physics, and exceptionally high comprehension, it was naturally able to understand what its cheap master was saying.

His sharp eyes darted around, seemingly lost in thought.

In fact, Tang Xuanci had already heard Beaker say that there were at least 103 kinds of "changes" calculated by scientists on the home planet using super quantum computers.

However, most of these are mathematical results and cannot be verified.

Over the years, Beaker has been allocating computing power to Beaver and has been conducting research in this area at all times.

Tang Xuanci had originally considered trying to develop the monkey and improve its combat power, but this guy not only hated math and science, but also thought he was invincible. Even if it were Buddha, the ancestor of Taoism, if he didn't cheat or ambush, he could only draw with it at most.

Therefore, Tang Xuanci never said anything.

Seeing that it was being greatly EMO'd by the Scorpion Demon, I took the opportunity to bring it up. So I had the beaker extract the research results, took out my Mac laptop, and told it directly.

The monkey listened with rapt attention, as if it had returned to the moonlit classroom in the dead of night years ago.

Before Tang Xuanci could finish speaking, it seemed to have already seen the path to progress in its heart. Overjoyed, it excitedly grabbed Tang Xuanci and questioned him:
"Why didn't you say so sooner? Why didn't you say so sooner?!"

Tang Xuanci cursed:
"When I used to ask you to do math problems, it was like I was going to shove your ass in. You complained every day, it was so annoying. You still can't understand advanced mathematics and quantum physics. I mean, what the hell are you doing?!"

He cursed and then slapped the monkey on the head.

Originally, this was just an opportunity to do some kino and conduct a compliance test to further strengthen the master-disciple relationship framework.

Unexpectedly, the monkey froze, staring at him blankly, as if two figures were overlapping in his eyes.

Although I only took one hit instead of three, it feels like a lifetime has passed in a daze.

At this moment, Chen Xiaoke, who hadn't seen Gege for a long time, came out and wanted to drag them in for a drinking battle—the most popular drinking game in the Tang Dynasty was to recite poems and compose verses to diss each other, with the loser having to accept a punishment—and even asked why Monkey's eyes were wet.

The monkey said it was affected by the smoke, so let her play by herself and not let it affect her studies.

After Tang Xuanci finished recounting all the achievements, the monkey's energy returned to its peak. It kept exclaiming "Good, good, good!" and danced around, laughing loudly and startling the entire army.

The Scorpion Demon, who was sitting quietly healing his wounds nearby, was bewildered and cursed inwardly, "Like master, like disciple! These two are lunatics!"

Suddenly, the monkey appeared in front of her and finally switched to a language she could understand, saying fiercely:
"You just wait! Once I, Old Sun, have mastered my cultivation, I'll test my skills on you first, and then I'll go settle accounts with that old Buddha!"

After saying that, he picked up his Macbook, intending to find a quiet place to study and improve himself every day.

Tang Xuanci was very pleased, but he stopped it for the time being and asked it to help look after his master's wife so that he could take some time to do something.

He then found Red Boy and his mother on his own.

It is said that Red Boy was sent to the Women's Kingdom by Guanyin as an exchange. He did not have any serious injuries, and after his body was reshaped by the Nine Tribulations Immaculate Lotus Root, his cultivation level increased dramatically.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva still secretly played a trick, using five golden rings to cover his head and four limbs respectively.

According to him, once he wears this thing, as long as Guanyin's people cast a spell, it will not only cause him great pain, but also make his whole body uncontrollable, and his magical power will operate automatically, hitting wherever he points.

Tang Xuanci had the beaker examine it closely and was surprised to find that it was very similar to the three hoops of Jing, Jin, and Jin, and was probably the last one, the "golden hoop".

Based on Red Boy's statement, it is likely that although Guanyin, that bitch, agreed to Tang Xuanci and the Scorpion Demon's demands, she had no intention of letting him go and had a backup plan to capture him.

She never expected that even the Scorpion Demon would fall, leaving Red Boy, who was controlled by the Golden Hoop, completely useless.

Although he doesn't know about the Golden Hoop Curse, Beaker's computing power is currently off the charts, and he also has experience in breaking the other three hoops. As long as Red Boy listens and cooperates, he can still solve the problem.

So Tang Xuanci told Shanbao not to worry, saying that as her stepfather, he would find a way to solve the problem and prevent the child from being controlled by others in the future.

Lady Iron Fan was moved to tears. Seeing that this incredibly handsome man had kept his word and rescued her precious child, not only her body but also her heart was transformed into his shape.

Unlike Hu Qinghua, who knew that the Golden Horn and Silver Horn brothers could not accept Tang Xuanci as their living father, she dared not tell them this "good news".

After a moment of shy contemplation, Lady Iron Fan braced herself and told her son about her remarriage, hoping that he would get along well with Tang Lang in the future, heed her teachings, and be freed from the golden headband as soon as possible so that he would not be kidnapped by the evil Buddha again.

Although Red Boy was not young, he spent most of his years in seclusion cultivating before taking the continental exam. He had consumed countless "Returning Fire Pills," which required him to sleep for forty-nine days after each pill. As a result, his temperament was almost no different from that of a half-grown child.

In addition, he was raised by the Iron Fan Fairy since he was a child, and he was not very familiar with the old ox. Moreover, he often heard his mother complain about the old ox's faults and shed tears sadly, so he had even less affection for the old ox.

Moreover, long before the Bull Demon King had an affair with the fox spirit, Red Boy had promised his mother that he would no longer acknowledge her.

Therefore, the Iron Fan Fairy did not have as many concerns as the Fox Qinghua.

But, despite this.

Red Boy was still somewhat unable to accept the news that his mother had remarried, and that she had married the very same demonic monk who had almost beaten him to death.

Her large, bright eyes stared at the man who was smiling like the rising sun, and she immediately showed three parts dumbfoundedness, three parts embarrassment and anger, and four parts surprise and doubt.

Tang Xuanci suppressed a wicked smile, walked to Lady Iron Fan's side, gently embraced her, and told Red Boy that he and his mother truly loved each other, and that although Red Boy was his stepfather, he would treat him as his own son in the future.

Finally, under his mother's earnest expectation, the young and naive Red Boy, remembering how powerful the bald monk in front of him was in a fight and how he had even saved him from the clutches of the Calamity Bodhisattva, reluctantly uttered a cry—

"Father."

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed and immediately took out an iPhone, iPad, and MacBook set to give to his beloved son, and then taught him how to use them.

Red Boy's playful spirit was no less than that of a monkey who had just finished serving time in jail. He was immediately drawn to the game and started playing with his cheap old man.

Lady Iron Fan felt a surge of warmth upon seeing the loving father and son beside her, and a happy smile unconsciously appeared on her lips.

(End of this chapter)