Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 299 Slaying the Three Immortals and Their Disciples, Achieving Merit (2)

The next day.

The three hundred riders arrived as scheduled.

All the knights are at the Nascent Soul stage.

The horses were all celestial horses bred by celestial officials in the first heaven. Although they were a bit inferior to the ones the monkey used to raise in the Imperial Horse Stable, they could still ride the clouds and mist and gallop wildly!
Tang Xuanci immediately ordered the five hundred Liangshan leaders, deputies, and Double Flower Red Sticks he had brought with him the day before to bring out their guns, ammunition, and communication equipment and distribute them to all the soldiers in the regiment.

He appointed "Flower Arhat" Lu Zhishen as the commander of the infantry regiment, with "Black Frenzy" Li Kui and "Little Hou Yi" Hua Rong as the left and right vanguards;

The leader of the cavalry battalion is named Donkey Fang, who is known as "Lu Bu among demons and Red Hare among donkeys".

Ling Zhen, nicknamed "Thunderbolt," earned a bachelor's degree in "Artillery and Ballistics Engineering" after only one year of study and participated in the development of the Hellfire missile. He was also the captain of the artillery unit, possessing an exceptional talent for artillery fire.

These people have violated the heavenly rules, but not seriously. If they make great contributions, according to the army's regular policies, it wouldn't be a problem to ask for a pardon or be exiled to the army.

As for those like Little Sun Wukong and Leopard Head, who dared to kill even the Immortal Catcher and burn down the Mountain God Temple, their crimes were completely unforgivable, so they were not summoned.

Subsequently, Tang Xuanci and "Zhu Gang," who served as his deputy, ascended the platform together. They asked the spirit of a failed art student to possess them and deliver a passionate speech, which at least boosted morale by 5%.

Finally, they changed the Independent Regiment's exclusive purple flag and raised a banner that read "True Salvation of All Beings".

Everyone tied on purple scarves and wrapped purple ribbons around their left arms, looking listless and dejected, before heading towards Haoshan!
In the Fire Cloud Cave.

A minor demon had already run into the back hall, which was filled with the aroma of wine and lewdness, and reported to the three great immortals, Tiger, Deer, and Sheep, that a group of heavenly soldiers, numbering about three thousand, were attacking from the east.

The three immortals were initially startled, but instantly used their internal energy to metabolize the alcohol from their bodies.

But when he heard that the Demon-Slaying Army in other nearby strongholds was not moving at all, he immediately calmed down. He just felt strange and wondered what these mere three thousand soldiers wanted to do.
Before long, someone else came to report that the other side was shouting and challenging them to a fight at the foot of the mountain. They claimed to be the "Independent Regiment" and their leader was named Lu Yunlong. They were shouting that they wanted to avenge their cousin and specifically named the three demons to come out and die!

The three immortals laughed when they heard this.

Having just experienced a series of resounding victories, they are currently in high spirits.

Immediately, the Great Immortal Lu Li picked up a white whisk and ordered his attendants to muster five thousand soldiers, intending to personally go out and subdue the enemy.

The other two immortals didn't say anything either.

Tiger Power Immortal also summoned six demon generals: Xinghongxian, Xianhongxing, Yunliwu, Wuliyun, Jiruhuo, and Kuairufeng, and commanded them to:

The first two demons led their followers to meet the mountain demons outside the cave entrance, just in case;

The four demons then led two groups of demon soldiers to quietly circle around to the left and right flanks, waiting for the Great Immortal Lu Li to defeat the enemy head-on before they rushed out to cut off their retreat and try to annihilate them!

The six demon generals were originally subordinates of Red Boy, the king of Fire Cloud Cave. Some time ago, they received a secret letter from their king and joined the anti-demon alliance. They were worried that they had not made any contributions last time, so they accepted the order and left.

Soon, the Great Immortal Deer Power led five thousand demons out of the cave and came to the foot of the eastern mountain to meet the enemy.

Although the three thousand soldiers of the Independent Regiment were on high alert, their armor was a motley crew and their aura was weak, making them look like a ragtag army.

The leader of the celestial generals, with his uneven eyes and potato-shaped face, showed absolutely no air of otherworldly grace.

Immortal Lu Li's eyes immediately flashed with disdain. He lightly stroked the whisk in his hand, which radiated immortal energy, pointed at the banner held high by the Independent Regiment, and said loudly:

"True salvation of all beings? Hehehe, why deliberately add the word 'true'? Do you think that Taoism and Buddhism are fake salvation of all beings?"

Upon hearing this, the demons erupted in mockery, their laughter deafening and causing a slight disturbance among the already extremely uneasy heavenly soldiers.

Meanwhile, Tang Xuanci, who called himself "Lu Yunlong" at the front, was laughing to himself, thinking:

"That's right, that's exactly what I meant!"
"I only say that I am a true legend, and others will naturally doubt whether other legends are fake?"

"If I just say that I don't make pre-prepared dishes, people will suspect that many businesses make pre-prepared dishes."

"By simply adding one word, they elevated a clichéd slogan to a whole new level, perfectly avoiding a lawyer's letter, subtly criticizing Lao Tzu and Buddha, and leaving a lasting impression. This is top-tier copywriting!"

But his face contorted with rage, and he leaped between the two groups, raising a large sword and pointing it directly at the Deer Power Immortal, shouting:
"Stop your nonsense, you vile monster! You dare to call yourself a great immortal? Do you dare to fight this general?"

Deer Power Immortal laughed wildly:
"Hahahaha, you said you wanted to avenge your cousin Lu Dingkui?"
"Last time, I used too much force and accidentally annihilated that guy, without even getting a single bone."

"Since you also share the surname Lu, I'll cut off your head today and take it back to claim credit!"

As he spoke, he flicked his whisk, creating a gust of wind that swept straight toward Tang Xuanci.

Tang Xuanci instantly transformed into a demonic, muscular general, his entire armor bulging and red as a branding iron, brandishing his cleaver to meet the challenge.

One immortal and one demon, locked in a one-on-one duel.

The five thousand demons watching the battle beat their drums and shouted in unison, eager to try their luck. They were just waiting for the immortal to kill the enemy general so they could swarm forward and devour the heavenly soldiers behind him, bones and all.

If there is a female immortal, of course I will capture her and bring her back to the cave to be strong a hundred times, a hundred times!

The heavenly soldiers watching the battle, apart from the bandits with the character "He" in their names, felt as if they had a fishbone stuck in their throat, thorns in their backs, or needles on their feet.

It's estimated that as soon as they see "General Lu" killed by the demons, they'll immediately turn tail and run. At that point, they won't aim to outrun the demons, but rather outrun their comrades.

Good grief, what I feared most has come to pass!
General Lu and the Deer Power Immortal fought for only a few rounds before General Lu's sword was tightly entangled by the whisk in his hand, and he could not break free.

Seeing the perilous situation, General Lu seemed to chicken out and abandoned his sword, fleeing in defeat.

"Where do you think you're going!?"

Lu Li Da Xian shouted loudly, his whisk blazing with light, and a hurricane suddenly rose around him, chasing after General Lu and sweeping towards the group of heavenly soldiers.

Ah this?

The heavenly soldiers were all terrified, and the group with the weakest mental fortitude were almost ready to run away.

However, in just 0.012 seconds...
General Lu descended two dimensions in a row, directly transforming into a super super devilish muscle monk!
The armor shattered like torn silk, and the kidney energy surged to the top of the head, sending the helmet flying thousands of feet away.

Turn around and kick!

The speed is very fast~
In his utter astonishment, the Deer Power Immortal could only make out the hair that shone like light and flames, the face that could topple kingdoms, and the demonic muscles that could destroy the heavens and the earth.

Before she could even call out the man's name in her heart, she was kicked in the groin, her lower body exploded, and her intestines spilled out onto the ground.

Huh? Huh... Huh?
All the immortals and demons present were completely dumbfounded!

Is the Deer Power Immortal dead?

That man, could he be the legendary... Demon Muscle Monk?
Or rather, he's a super, no, with hair this long, he's at least a super, super devilish muscle monk who's reached the eighth dimension!
Yes, it's him, it's him! I even have a picture of him drying the Holy Infant King on Mount Taihua.

The one leading the troops to subdue the demon was actually Tang Xuanci? Could it be that his eldest disciple was also...?

The demons who recognized Tang Xuanci were so frightened they almost peed themselves!

Tang Xuanci twisted off the head of the Deer Power Immortal and smashed it directly into the demon array, roaring wildly as he looked up:

"Independent Regiment, follow me and charge into Fire Cloud Cave—!"

After roaring, he launched himself forward, leading the charge, and delivered a flying kick directly to the demons who had formed their battle formation.

Before their feet even arrived, an invisible, violent life force ignored the defenses and surged forward, spreading out like a domineering aura, causing the demons to tremble and lose their souls.

(End of this chapter)