Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 285 The advantage is mine
The ranking may seem hasty, but it actually fully integrates and maximizes management, psychology, and philosophy!
Take Chen Xiaoke, for example. Some might ask, why is the dignified Emperor Chen merely a concubine?

Moreover, she started working with Tang Xuanci when she was fourteen. Even if we consider her seniority, she should at least be given the title of Madam Chen, right?

Tang Xuanci thought so too.

However, Beaker was deliberately used to balance the feelings of the other concubines and maids.

After all, there can only be one mistress, and from a long-term perspective, there should absolutely not be more than one "madam".

Chen Xiaoke is easy to coax. Tang Xuanci only needs to do a little to make her willingly make sacrifices for Gege and set a good example.

In this way, those of lower rank would feel more at ease knowing that Lord Chen was also a concubine, while his only wife, Princess Pingyang, had earned her "first-class merit" with her life, and it was uncertain whether she could return in the future.

Furthermore, given Green Snake's temperament, she must have been extremely unwilling to be ranked below Chen Xiaoke, that fool, and later, Hu Qinghua.

However, her cultivation level is mediocre, and she still has a long way to go before breaking through to become a demon immortal. She has never risked her life to earn a "first-class merit" like Huibao. It would be inappropriate to make her a level higher than the White Bone Demon who is a demon immortal, or to put her on the same level as Hu Qinghua whose cultivation is comparable to that of a Great Luo Golden Immortal.

Just as she had made a serious mistake, Tang Xuanci pulled her aside into his study and gave her a dressing down. He then demoted her from "noble concubine" to "good concubine" and stripped her of her "right to serve" for three months, leaving her with nothing to say.

However, seeing her crying with tears streaming down her face, and not daring to talk back to him from beginning to end, she seemed like a little girl afraid of being abandoned by her parents.

Tang Xuanci finally softened a little and pulled her into his arms to comfort her, promising that if she behaved well, he would find a way to steal a few cans of spinach from Ying Wo for the next three months and give her some extra help in private.

Upon hearing this, the green snake finally felt relieved, and a warm feeling welled up inside her. She inhaled deeply the scent that was about to merge with her own in her embrace, and she loved it even more.

At mealtime, the "Saint Wo Manor" is bathed in the glow of the sunset, with its pillars reflecting the moonlight and its waterside pavilions shimmering in the water.

Sun Wukong loaded the tested lithium deuteride into a can and flew over from the nuclear base in Zangwu Valley on his somersault cloud.

Zhu Wuneng cleaned the lavender essential oil and saliva off his body and drove his Mercedes-Benz G63 around from the city center of Moshengdu.

Sha Wujing dismissed the celestial official who was attentively listening to his instructions and rushed over by helicopter from his office in the City God Temple.

The whole family gathered at the huge dining table, also to welcome Lady White Snake and the Qiangsheng brothers.

At Tang Xuanci's prompting, the obedient and sensible Concubine Chen took the lead in raising her wine cup and calling on her sisters to toast the Queen Mother of the Ying family.

The women had different thoughts and expressions, but they all raised their cups one after another and then drank them down in one gulp.

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed and ordered someone to bring over a dozen first-stage golden pills, which he distributed to those present who had cultivation levels above the Nascent Soul Realm; those with lower cultivation levels were also given top-grade spiritual pills and spirit-replenishing pills.

Then, he laughed and said:
"There is another piece of good news to celebrate."

"It is said that the general trend of the Three Realms is that after a long period of division, there will be unity, and after a long period of unity, there will be division."

"In ancient times, the gods fought among themselves and established the Old Celestial Court during the Yanhuang period; after the gods and immortals fought among themselves during the Yin and Shang dynasties, they conferred titles on gods and immortals and established the Heavenly Court."
"There aren't enough peaches and golden pills to go around in the Three Realms right now, which is an irreconcilable conflict."

"Mortals and low-level demon cultivators without any background are one thing, but any capable demon cultivator would never sit idly by and wait for their lifespan to run out, enter a period of weakness, and ultimately die and disappear."

"The Yellow Horn Rebellion has already weakened the Heavenly Court, but the conflict remains unresolved."

"As immortals and demons grow increasingly desperate for the elixir of immortality, the Three Realms will descend into chaos. The major anti-demon groups in Xiniu Hezhou have long shown signs of banding together, their power growing ever stronger, clearly emulating Huangjiao's intentions."

"Recently, the Queen Mother of the Qin Dynasty has been going to heaven for meetings. Besides discussing the Internet Act, the reason is that the Heavenly Court needs to collect resources and send a large army to wipe out the anti-demon in the Western Continent."

"I was forced to donate hundreds of millions, and the taxes related to military supplies in Azhou also increased several times over."

"The Heavenly Court has now dispatched Hua Guang, the Western Demon-Subduing Grand Marshal, and Tian You, the Northern Demon-Slaying Grand Marshal, each leading 80,000 heavenly soldiers. In addition, there are 60,000 gods and Buddhas dispatched from Mount Ling, making a total army of 220,000."

"We will launch a three-pronged attack to suppress the anti-demon forces of the Western Continent, led by Jindu Mountain, Xiaoleiyin Temple, and Shituoling."

"However, although the Heavenly Court seems to be invincible, even a fool knows that those anti-demons are definitely supported by the dogs (Daoist dogs) of the Eastern Continent behind the scenes. "They have magic weapons and elixirs, and they have long occupied important spiritual veins comparable to the Hulao Pass and Hangu Pass of the Tang Dynasty, forming a mutually supportive network, so they won't be easy to defeat."

"The heavier the casualties, the more advantageous it will be for us. We can also secretly sell advanced technology and make a fortune from the war."

"Now the trade routes from the capital of the desert to Tibet are open, and the transportation capacity is increasing dramatically every day."

"Ah Qiang and Ah Sheng came here this time to discuss with me how to continue trading eastward and absorb resources from the Tang Dynasty."

"Emperor Taizong's fate was sealed. Wu Zetian, who was in the inner palace, kept an eye on everything and predicted that the former crown prince Li Chengqian would rebel and be deposed, while the second son Li Tai would be involved in the struggle for the throne. Emperor Taizong knew that Li Tai would kill his brother after he ascended the throne, so he would likely consider making the third son Li Zhi the heir apparent."

"Hehe, just last month, Chu'er cleverly devised a plan to turn Li Zhi, who had left Chang'an, into a living corpse without the officials of the City God Temple noticing."

"As long as we support this son to ascend to the throne in a natural way, we can secretly manipulate the power of the Tang Dynasty."

"The Heavenly Court and Mount Ling have suffered heavy losses. We should bide our time and wait for the right opportunity to conquer the Three Realms and save all living beings."

"Come on, let's drink! The advantage is with me!"

As he spoke, Tang Xuanci raised the Nine Yang Liquid, which contained trace amounts of "deuterium" atoms.

Sha Wujing raised his wine cup with lightning speed and praised:

"Master's strategic planning allows him to conquer the Three Realms."

"These twelve words encapsulate the myriad changes throughout history; they are incisive and hit the nail on the head regarding the vitals of the Heavenly Court."

"Even the World Honored One and the Dao Ancestor are inferior in wisdom; the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are even less capable in profound strategies."

"It is truly a great fortune for all beings to have the Master's affection for them!"

Goodness, these little words are really something!
Even the old woman of Lishan, who had heard flattery for thousands of years, had to look at him differently, thinking to herself that her rogue monk husband's disciples really did not accept ordinary people.

Zhu Wuneng let out a strange laugh and muttered to the person next to him, "Lanlan, look at this sycophant, hehe."

But it immediately saw that Gao Cuilan not only didn't laugh, but also raised her wine glass with both hands along with her brothers, her eyes full of approval.

So he could only remain speechless and awkwardly raise his glass behind everyone else.

After drinking another cup, Tang Xuanci waited for Lianlian, who was standing beside him, to fill the pot. In front of everyone, Tang Xuanci looked at Bai Niangzi and said that he had ordered people to prepare a secluded cultivation space in Lotus Cave, as well as all the necessary supplies. He told her to go there with peace of mind to ascend and break through, and not to worry about causing any strange phenomena in the world and attracting trouble.

She also told Xiaoqing to learn more from her older sister in the future, to show that she valued it.

It turns out that Lady White Snake has a thousand years of cultivation, and has already mastered eight of the Thirty-Six Transformations of the Heavenly Dipper, which shows her extraordinary talent.

If his primordial spirit hadn't been injured in the past, he could have broken through to become a demon immortal long ago. In recent years, it was only because he was in a dangerous place that he had suppressed his cultivation and hadn't ascended.

Now that things have fallen into place, with the addition of excellent venues and resources, the success rate is as high as 99.9%.

Lady White Snake tried her best to control her gaze and once again solemnly thanked him for rescuing her beloved family and friends from the mountain.

Tang Xuanci chuckled and said, "We're all family, my wife, there's no need for such formalities."

The slightly ambiguous way she was addressed caused all the women except Chen Xiaoke to cast strange glances at her, and they all lingered on the part with the highest mass for several seconds longer.

Bai Niangzi felt a surge of heat, and the burning sensation that had once coiled around her arm as a snake returned to her skin, causing her body temperature to soar from 25 degrees to 37.5 degrees Celsius.

(End of this chapter)