Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 283 Li Er's Management Experience

"They can shut down whenever they want, and you're powerless to do anything about it."

The AMG luxury interior features a displeased-looking headlight, which is glaringly bright even through the screen due to the wide-angle distortion caused by getting close to the camera.

"Haha~"

Tang Xuanci laughed in anger, then his expression changed instantly, and he burst into a tirade of curses:

"Damn it, the Heavenly Constitution Hall held several meetings to finalize the Internet Act. I mobilized the Qingliu faction everywhere, united neutral immortals, and tried to get more opposing votes, just because I didn't want all base stations to be taken over by the immortals, and I didn't want the Heavenly Internet Surveillance to be established."

"Go ask your father, and the other immortals of your Western Sea Clan, what votes they cast back then."

"The special task force is now stationed directly in Mo Shengdu. It's all your fault, Puxi!"

Ah this?

Milk Dragon was furious, but powerless to refute him.

Yes.

With her own father and family supporting the opposing forces, what right did she have to vent her anger on another man?
Could it be that, deep down, he is closer to me than my own father?
Suddenly, she realized that she was being a little... spoiled and arrogant.

Is he really angry?

Looking at the man's fierce expression, as cold as a thousand mountains covered in snow and as fiery as a sun melting a river of gold, the proud dragon woman couldn't help but feel a little flustered, but she didn't know what to say.

But then the man on the screen smiled again, his smile as clear as the first light of the new moon, as bright as the ocean after the clouds have parted:
"Alright, the time is not ripe yet. We can disregard Laozi, the Jade Emperor, and Buddha, but we cannot directly oppose the Heavenly Court and the Heavenly Laws!"
"To gain the support of the Pure Stream Immortals, there are some rules that must be followed."

"Once you've stockpiled enough large swastikas and longevity pills, I guarantee you can even post videos online to prank Buddha and the Jade Emperor, saying they're just messing around."

"As for now, if you really want to attract followers with this kind of content... it's not impossible to use some tricks."

"Our Information Technology major at Moshengdu University has already started enrolling students. Come and attend classes, and I can teach you step by step when I have time."

Seeing that he wasn't really angry and was even trying to trick her into playing cards, Nailong said "get lost" but inwardly felt a mix of joy, shame, and inexplicable anger.

Actually, right after the iPhone was released, she had already planned to use it as an excuse to visit Moshengdu.

But before she even set sail, she heard the ensuing gossip—"Shocking! The muscular monk casually lit sky lanterns, spending billions to successfully win over the heart of the Old Mother of Lishan!"

Then, I didn't go.

"come quickly."

Tang Xuanci said again:
"Now I not only need a mount, but I also plan to set up an online department to subtly influence the thoughts and ideas of immortals and demons in the Three Realms, and even countless mortals, by managing the exponentially increasing volume of text, images, music, and videos."

"This power is definitely no less than that of the Great Swastika."

Change...mindset?

Milk Dragon seemed to understand something, and was inexplicably excited, as if he had suddenly grasped something extraordinary.

The urge to run to the Holy City of Desert grew even stronger.

But he still sneered:

"I'm busy."

"Go find that old hag."

"And this little demoness, isn't she already two and a half years old? Feed her more elixirs and magic pills, and teach her some magic to help her grow stronger. Soon she'll be able to help you, you shameless monk, do your filthy things!"

Ah this?

Hui Bao, caught in the crossfire in Tang Xuanci's arms, awkwardly tucked her little feet in and scratched at the man's smooth skin in the crook of his arm.

"Fine, don't come then."

Tang Xuanci didn't give in, leaned back in his chair, and hung up the video call.

The screen returned to the Yunxin interface, where it was filled with unread message notifications.

At a glance, he discovered that in the short ten minutes or so of his call with Nailong, at least twenty more girls had contacted him.

Besides those he had at least met, such as "Wu Chu," "Princess Wansheng of Jisaiguo," "Fairy Tianyu of Yaochi," and "Pilanpo of Ziyun Mountain," there were also some fairies and demonesses he had never met, who had gained his trust through various channels.

He was too lazy to read them, so he just asked Beaker to reply for him. He would chat with those he wanted to chat with and flirt with those he wanted to flirt with, but he would ignore the low-rated and worthless girls.

But then the beaker said:

“Okay. But there’s one thing you might need to check. Milk Tea Sister just said that Qing’er seems to have had a conflict with Gao Cuilan and her brother at Ferry No. 4 on the east bank of the Liusha River, and even attacked them.”

"what?"

Tang Xuanci was speechless and immediately flipped to the message from a few minutes ago.

At this moment, the White Bone Demon also led her niece in and pushed open the door. With a shocked expression, she told him that the logistics group had sent word that the Green Maiden of Liangshan had led a group to besiege the ferry crossing and had even unleashed a divine sword. The commotion was huge, and the ferry crossing had to be closed and relocated immediately.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Xiaoke, wearing a high-cut swimsuit, also came running in, not even wearing shoes, and hurriedly said that Xiao Naiqing had gone mad and was going to kill Lanlan and her two older sisters to silence them.

Tang Xuanci's head was buzzing. He immediately made a video call to Green Snake and asked:

"I hope no one has died."

"Lanlan said it wasn't a big deal, but I just saw in the video that a child was lying on the ground injured, his face was very pale, it looked like her nephew Xiaochen. That little brat went too far, hitting such a young child..."

Chen Xiaoke kept babbling angrily. No one answered the video call, so Tang Xuanci called Gao Cuilan again, and this time she answered quickly.

Gao Cuilan spoke softly but clearly, reflecting on her mistakes and explaining what had happened. She characterized the Green Snake's behavior as an impulsive act caused by a misunderstanding. In the end, her sister also stopped her with her profound cultivation, preventing any casualties and putting Tang Xuanci at ease.

Tang Xuanci was furious upon hearing this and said:

"Damn it, where is she?"

"Please calm down, Master Tang. Lady Xiaoqing is only angry because of a misunderstanding on the train."

"Call her over here!"

Soon, the phone was delivered to Green Snake. She clearly still had some anger left, but as soon as she saw her husband, she immediately calmed down, her eyes filled with fear and unease.

"Ms. sir~"

"Face your mother's head! You still have the nerve to call me that? Are you crazy? What are you trying to do, rebel or something?!"

"I didn't... Waaah, they bullied Yao Yao on the train and even shot my sister with a toy gun~"

"Isn't this a misunderstanding? Haven't they already explained it clearly? You want to kill someone to cover up the crime over such a trivial matter?"
"Who the hell taught you that?!"
"I made you the leader and gave you the Seven Star Sword, so you could cut down your own comrades and sisters?"
"ah--!?"

Tang Xuanci roared, and the green snake wept uncontrollably.

Her aggrieved and pitiful expression made Chen Xiaoke feel sorry for her, so she didn't add fuel to the fire and criticize her further.

But Tang Xuanci showed no mercy, coldly snorting:

"I don't have time for you right now. Get back here right now, or don't ever come back!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

"Gege, don't be angry... How about we go play in the pool for a while, and I'll grill some fish for you."

Chen Xiaoke immediately hugged his arm and rubbed against him, trying to comfort him.

Bai Shanjun felt secretly pleased, but when he caught a glimpse of Lord Chen's "affected" actions, a look of disdain flashed in his eyes.

"Alright, you take Huibao to play, I want to be alone."

Tang Xuanci moved the little female off his strong, masculine chest and into his soft, wet embrace, then sent all three women away.

Actually, he wasn't as angry as he seemed; he just wanted to scare Xiaoqing so she wouldn't do it again.

The problem is... he's already used this trick before.

"Damn it, it's not just Xiaoqing, Wowo and Hua'er are also not on good terms."

Tang Xuanci muttered to himself:

"Being handsome is already a major advantage for me. For the sake of my home planet, I will definitely continue to arrange marriages and persuade more powerful and influential goddesses and queens to be my helpers."

"There are only a few people now, and it's already so chaotic. What would happen if a few more strong-willed people like Wowo came?"
Is there any way to handle this?

As soon as he finished speaking, an AR projection appeared directly in his retina, conjuring up a woman carrying a murder weapon, which was a beaker that was a perfect one-to-one replica of a top female star from his home planet.

She stood in front of the chair, her face displaying a thoughtful expression indistinguishable from that of a real person, and replied in a sweet, delicate voice:

"Before the information age began, the home planet had already become a monogamous culture. Because there is little verifiable and detailed data, it is difficult to extract experience from real-world scenarios and model learning for this problem."

"The best approach I can think of right now is to emulate the Tang Dynasty emperors, or the immortal emperors and demon emperors who had harem systems, and establish a unique harem management system that suits you."

"Simply put, it has a strict hierarchy, with positions assigned according to rank, clear rewards and punishments, and a proper path for promotion."

"It's like laws and company rules, which clearly define rights and obligations, ensuring employees follow the rules and fulfill their responsibilities, while also allowing ambitious individuals to see hope for promotion, strive in the direction you guide them, and refrain from overstepping boundaries."

Ah this?

Managing girlfriends like employees? That's quite a unique idea!

Tang Xuanci didn't fully understand, but it seemed to make some sense.

After all, Li Shimin had at least a hundred female employees, but before he became a Buddhist, he was still so engrossed in his grand ambitions that he didn't really care about such things.

So he asked, "How does Li Er manage his staff? How many female employees does he have in total?"

Beaker Road:
"According to the Tang Dynasty palace rules, the Empress was the most respected, followed by four Consorts: Noble, Virtuous, Gentle, and Wise; then nine Concubines; then twenty-seven Ladies-in-Waiting; and finally eighty-one Imperial Wives."

There are 121 people in total, and they receive benefits according to their rank.

"The order of service is assigned according to date."

"As the moon waxes from crescent to full, its position changes from low to high; as it waxes from full to crescent, its position changes from high to low. That is:"

"From the first to the ninth of each month, eighty-one imperial wives would share one night, with nine of them sharing the same place."
"From the tenth to the twelfth, the twenty-seven ladies-in-waiting will share one night, nine of them at a time."
"Thirteen, shared by the nine concubines;"
"Fourteen, shared by the four concubines;"
"The full moon nights of the fifteenth and sixteenth are reserved for the Empress alone."

"Seventeen, and shared by the four concubines;"

……

"From twenty-two to thirty, he was again shared by eighty-one wives, nine of them sharing one night."

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci was already in awe, inwardly cursing, "Damn, is it really that amazing? Li Er never mentioned this when he was drinking!"

(End of this chapter)