Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 279 Immoral Deeds

Next, Tang Xuanci only needed to make a slight move to arrange the first online romance in the Three Realms.

On the first day, the app brought a breath of fresh air to this lonely and unfortunate new mother. She switched to a safer chat app and immediately agreed to the beaver's request to "send a photo to see".

The next day, they made her call them "brother" and sent them a picture of her body.

On the third day, without even sending red envelopes, they went straight to "one-on-one"... It's estimated that if she hadn't been forced into house arrest, she would have flown to Mo Shengdu overnight to eat spicy hot pot together.

They talked for three days and three nights straight without stopping. Baihua Xiu told everything, like pouring out her grievances. She even told "爷丿傲灬奈我何" brother in great detail about the past life experiences that the madman Kui Mulang kept repeating to her.

Good guy~
Hearing this tragic love story that transcends reincarnation, even Pig Ritian, who was squatting next to his phone learning practical skills in online dating from APU, felt sympathy for Kui Mulang and even a little sympathy for him.

It was simply because it knew Kui Mulang before, and felt that this experience was obviously real.

Even Kui Mulang didn't reveal to Baihua Xiu who the person who had hindered them in their past life was, only saying it was an insurmountable figure in heaven. But upon hearing this, it immediately said:

"No need to ask, who else could possibly monopolize the maids of Pixiang Palace? It must be that sour radish Zhang Bairen!"

Chen Xiaoke, who was accompanying Gege on her online dating adventure, also sighed:
"How could such a thing happen? That monster is so pitiful. If Pigeon forgets me one day, I'll definitely cry my eyes out!"

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed, knowing that Baihuaxiu's feelings towards Kui Mulang were nothing more than hatred, fear, and disgust, and at most a slight Stockholm syndrome-like dependence caused by the child; she had no true love whatsoever!

This is exactly what a natural witness should be!

He chuckled and said to Pig Heaven:
"I told you long ago, sycophants never have a good ending. This Kui Mu dog's time to die has come!"

After saying that, he immediately transformed into a life mentor, having the beaker fully extract the values ​​from the mother planet's women's bible—"The Red Book"—and instilling in her three bowls of chicken soup for the soul: "self-reliance and self-improvement," "daring to pursue your dreams," and "decluttering."

And then add the magic potion of love, to complement it all.

The effect is immediate.

Baihua Xiu suddenly felt an explosion of energy; her qi was no longer weak, her chest pain was gone, and even her weakened heart began to beat more strongly.

He immediately decided to break free from the shackles of fate, muster the courage to pursue love, and sever all ties with his current monster family!

With everything in place and the opportune moment approaching, Tang Xuanci announced the official start of the "Dog Slaughter Operation".

A clear morning, the wind rustled through the air, and the ground was covered in a carpet of delicate, shimmering snowflakes.

With the help of her handsome and wealthy brother, Princess Baihuaxiu escaped the demon's den and ran straight back to the main hall of the Baoxiang Kingdom's court. In front of all the civil and military officials, she denounced Kui Mulang's atrocities!
His wording and sentence structure were all guided by his older brother. He named names, made his logic clear, and explained the key information such as Kui Mulang and Boyue Cave very clearly.

This not only shocked the court and the public, but also greatly surprised the immortals of the City God Temple who were secretly monitoring the morning court session.

Tang Xuanci had already instructed Hu Qinghua to inform the influential immortal officials of the clan about this matter, asking them to secretly coordinate with the Daoist sect's forces within the domain to jointly punish a fallen enemy.

The fox clan of Yalong Mountain and the Taoist sect had previously lost power due to the Golden Horn and Silver Horn's network of attacks and had suffered a lot of suppression from Kui Mulang, so how could they miss this great opportunity?

Unsurprisingly, Kui Mulang's crimes were exposed immediately, with no chance of being contained.

Upon hearing that his beloved wife had betrayed him, Kui Mulang almost burst into tears. Besides fear, he felt even more pain.

It hurts so much!
Despite its desperate attempts to suppress its urge to roar, it managed to crush the obsidian table in the office in one bite.

However, because it was very well-informed in the Baoxiang Kingdom, it ran away with a precious sword before the Thunder God General came to invite it for tea.

However, Tang Xuanci had anticipated this situation. Adhering to the principle of "cutting the weeds and removing the roots, killing people and exterminating their descendants," he used the royal corpses that the White Bone Demon had planted in the palace to make a show of publicly executing Kui Mulang's two little bastards.

As expected, Kui Mulang disregarded everything to save his beloved son, leading hundreds of loyal demon followers in a fierce battle in the capital city. With his treasured sword and the extraordinary yellow robe he wore, he fought his way through and rescued the two little demons.

However, Tang Xuanci had anticipated this situation and had already led the two most capable assistant immortals from the temple, along with several of the most capable leaders from Liangshan, to carry out a major sweep of Wanzishan.

Although Wanzishan is located within Azhou, it is not far from the capital of the neighboring prefecture.

Upon hearing the commotion, Tang Xuanci immediately stepped forward to assist in the investigation, chasing down the group of wanted criminals attempting to flee the country. Sun Wukong, the model immortal from Azhou, displayed great bravery, leaping onto his somersault cloud and quickly cornering Kui Mulang above a mountain range.

Although Kui Mulang was a civil official in the Dou Department, he actually had some fighting ability.

He fought the monkey for thirteen rounds before being defeated, knocked down by a single blow, and fell to the ground severely injured.

Tang Xuanci had already arrived with the others, and they slaughtered the other demons, who fled in disarray.

The lazy and undisciplined Pig Immortal nearly killed Kui Mulang's trusted subordinate with a single rake.

Tang Xuanci picked up the two little demons, each under three years old, beside him, walked up to Kui Mulang, kicked him hard in the groin, and cursed:
"Grass!

"You think you're so tough? Sending people to Azhou to cause trouble and kill my employees. You think you're so powerful that I can't touch you?"
"Do you have the strength to fight me, Tang Xuanci?"

Kui Mulang, covered in dust and blood, looked at the two children crying in terror, and felt even more grief and anger.

But knowing it had no way to survive, it could only plead:

"Now that things have come to this, I have nothing more to say."

"But my two children are still young and don't understand anything. I hope... the Holy Monk and Sun Wukong will have mercy and spare their lives!"
"I, Kui Mulang, am at your mercy and will tell you everything I know. Before I die, I am willing to give you all my life savings."

"Waaaaah... Daddy!" "Daddy!"

The two little demons trembled under a pair of jade hands, their cries accompanied by the wind and snow, making them look exceptionally pitiful and pathetic.

However, this did nothing to soften the monkey's hard heart; on the contrary, it made the sneer on its pointed snout and cheeks even more intense.

"You arrogant, stupid dog! How do I, Old Sun, and this demonic monk resemble Buddhists? Showing mercy? Go to hell!"

The monkey spoke fiercely, flicking the yellow robe and the Sumeru jade pendant it had seized in its hand, and then said:

"Besides, do we look like we're short of money? Who cares about your life savings?"

Tang Xuanci pondered for a moment when it said it would "speak without reservation." However, considering that it was a high-ranking official in the Heavenly Court, the Thunder Department would definitely investigate the matter thoroughly, which might cause unforeseen complications.

So he made a quick decision, throwing the two little monsters at Zhu Ritian's feet and quietly instructing them to take Kui Mulang to a remote place and kill him under the pretext of violent arrest.

As for the little monster, find a high place to smash it down, and then say that his father lost his grip while escaping and fell to his death in freefall, so as not to damage the image of the master and his disciples in the eyes of the Qingliu faction.

Then, without further ado, he immediately ordered the monkey and the other celestial messengers to hunt down and kill the remaining followers of Kui Mulang, making sure to eliminate them completely!

"Holy crap, you guys... you make me do all this despicable stuff?"

Zhu Ritian frowned as he looked at the little monster who had fallen and was now unconscious, his big belly sticking out as he muttered something.

Kui Mulang could easily see that this band of ruthless bandits was about to strike, but it had already been crippled by the monkey. Let alone the former Marshal Tianpeng in front of it, it wouldn't stand a chance against even a mere Nascent Soul Realm cultivator like Xiao Kalami.

So it begged Pig Sun to let it go.

Although Zhu Ritian felt some sympathy for its emotional plight, he also knew that this fellow not only hadn't turned against Zhang Bairen, but was also working for the Zhang family, so killing it was impossible.

Moreover, it is indeed more benevolent than a monkey, but... not by much.

All I heard was its booming voice:

“Lord Kui Xing”.

"If it were just me, Old Pig, here today, I might have let these two little guys go. But I can't disobey my master's orders now. Blame that monk if you want."

After saying this, he sealed Kui Mulang's Ren and Du meridians, hooked his belt with his rake and carried it behind his shoulder, and at the same time grabbed the delicate arms of the two little demons with his other hand, riding the wind to find a place to kill.

(End of this chapter)