Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 267 Speaking of the Junior Tutor, Cao Cao arrives.

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Watch carefully.

A white tiger weighing 2000 kilograms can leap across rooftops and walk on flat ground as if it were flat ground. On the nearly 90-degree steep slope of the Eighteen Bends of Mount Tai, it is like a light snowflake.

On the tiger's back sat a man with a potato-shaped face and uneven eyes, a woman with an F-cup and almond-shaped eyes, and a fly perched on the "king" character pattern on her forehead.

It was Tang Xuanci, Hu Qinghua, and the monkey who, to prevent being assassinated by the Taoist sect or kidnapped by the Buddhist sect on the way, specially changed their body shape and appearance.

The white tiger was none other than Bai Shanjun, Tang Xuanci's messenger and maid.

Winter has arrived, and the snow fell quietly last night.

At first it was fine sleet, but later it became a vast expanse of feathers.

The stone steps were covered in ice, erasing the traces of emperors' sacrifices over the millennia. Even the mountain wind carried the sharp edge of ice, causing the cliff carvings to shiver.

It is extremely difficult for ordinary people to reach the summit, which is precisely the time for gods, Buddhas, demons and monsters to gather.

Similar to entering the Huashan Immortal Abode, the White Tiger climbed a sheer cliff, leaped into the misty sea of ​​clouds below, and passed through the forbidden entrance, entering the Taishan Immortal Abode, impervious to heat and cold.

However, on the square, which was even larger than Huashan Mansion, numerous exhibition areas had already been set up.

By this time, most of the exhibition areas were complete, and countless transvestites were walking around, visiting the rare and precious materials from all over the world.

"Come on, Mountain Lord, quickly change back."

As soon as Hu Qinghua stepped off the tiger's back, she immediately took off her own fur coat and draped it over the white tiger, who had transformed back into human form.

"Thank you ma'am."

Bai Shanjun pulled his clothes tighter, completely concealing his hairless, snow-white muscles. Looking at his new wife, he couldn't help but feel a mixture of gratitude, warmth, and a strange sense of kinship.

She initially felt disgusted and repulsed by the roasted fox.

But on the way from Azhou, she found that although Madam Hua was fiery, she was kind and approachable, like an older sister. Moreover, her cultivation was unfathomable. She benefited greatly from just a few words of guidance.

Unlike that Lady Qing from Liangshan, who was always aggressive and gave her and her aunt disdain, as if she were superior to others, her cultivation was actually quite ordinary. If she didn't use the magic weapon given to her by her grandfather (a Tang Dynasty term referring to her own master), she would at most be evenly matched with her.

Unlike Madam Chen in the temple, who is a complete idiot and spends all her time clinging to her grandfather and playing house, she doesn't resemble a city god at all. If she hadn't had incredible luck, how could she live such a comfortable life?

Just then, the monkey revealed its true form, which was less than 1.5 meters tall, and eagerly urged Tang Xuanci and Hu Qinghua to go to the most bustling exhibition area, just like a teenager trying to drag his parents into a toy store.

"Let's go. The summit officially starts the day after tomorrow. Let's go check out the Azhou exhibition area first. We'll wait for Lei Wanjun and the people from Wuzhuang Temple to come tomorrow and make some preparations in advance."

As Tang Xuanci spoke, he led Hu Qinghua and Bai Shanjun to follow behind the hopping monkey.

The monkey's entry into the crowd immediately caused a disturbance.

The people in charge of those exhibition areas recognized it as the Monkey King. They didn't dare to stop it from messing around with their things, nor did they dare to refute its insults that belittled their treasures as garbage. They could only smile and introduce it, afraid of repeating the mistakes of the Dragon Palace of the East Sea.

Tang Xuanci, while advising on the beaker, also inquired about the prices of various materials and magical artifacts, with the aim of investigating the market.

This is because there are limitations on lethal magical weapons, especially mass-produced magical weapons like the AK47pro Max2 and Max3, which can only be displayed at special arms exhibitions set up by the Heavenly Court's Ministry of War.

Therefore, in the general exhibition area, apart from some elixirs that can help break through realms, the most expensive items are top-grade protective and communication magic treasures.

According to the Heavenly Court's standard of gold, using the unique Netherwood from the deepest depths of the Nine Netherworlds as material, and calculating through the celestial currency issued by the Heavenly Bank—"Yuanqian":

General Yin's three-bedroom apartment in Shuangchaling costs around 50000 yuan per square meter.

A flying talisman from a major Taoist factory, capable of secretly transmitting messages over a thousand miles (500km), costs 998 yuan on the market. A flying talisman from the same factory, capable of transmitting messages over ten thousand miles, costs as much as 12000 yuan on the market.

A pair of Lingxi lamps, which can ignore distance but can only send a single signal and are destroyed after one use, have a historical transaction price as high as 6000000 yuan.

A magic array similar to those used for real-time communication between City God Temples must be set up based on spiritual veins, and the cost is astronomical, making it unaffordable for ordinary little Karami demon kings.

Besides these most common products, Tang Xuanci also saw other bizarre communication artifacts in various exhibition areas, but without exception, they all made him secretly laugh, thinking to himself that these broken things could sell for hundreds of thousands or millions.

So it's not unreasonable for me to sell an iPhone for tens of millions, right?

As they strolled along, Hu Qinghua spent her own money to buy Tang Xuanci and the monkey a lot of novel foods, and also gave Bai Shanjun a pair of valuable "Condensing Star Jade Earrings".

The sapphire jade pendant swayed gently beneath Bai Shanjun's ear, scattering shimmering light that made his snow-white skin appear even more radiant. It softened the muscular contours of his shoulders and neck, adding a touch of femininity.

Fox Qinghua took a half step back with satisfaction and smiled:
"Brother, look. This suits Bai girl perfectly."

Even Tang Xuanci nodded in agreement, feeling that the earrings added a touch of contrast to the guy's appearance, and laughed:

“Good. Buy her a few more pairs of socks or something, dress her up nicely, and let her stay with us tonight. Don’t waste the temple’s money.”

Ah this?

When Bai Shanjun heard Master Tang praise him and offer to sleep with him, he immediately blushed and lowered his head. In addition to being three parts nervous, he was also seven parts happy.

Hu Qinghua gave Tang Xuanci a charming glare and said:
"Let the mountain lord serve you tonight, brother. I'll just book a room next door."

"Tsk, she's finished her spinach, and she doesn't have your ethereal aura anymore. How is she supposed to cope?"

"Hehehe, then I'll blow a breath of magic on you first, brother, and then I'll go rest. Is that alright?"

Fox Qinghua said coquettishly.

Though her words implied rejection, they were also a mixture of reluctance and attraction, a feigned reluctance followed by shyness, a strategy of playing hard to get, a technique of underestimating before praising. This made Tang Xuanci eager to try, while inwardly cursing:
"Damn, that's amazing!"
"No wonder everyone in the Three Realms knows how good fox spirits are. They can maintain their status in the Eighth Family simply by relying on their maternal relatives. There is indeed some truth to that."

Compared to her, Qing'er is like a greenhorn, Nai Long is like a naive boy, and Chen Xiaoke is just a little girl.

"Only Wowo, that thoughtful old cotton-padded jacket, can barely match seven or eight tenths of her skill."

"However, Wowo helped me much more than she did, it's just a pity..."

Lost in thought, he unconsciously exhaled two plumes of smoke from his nose.

"Brother, why are you sighing?"

This was the first time Hu Qinghua had seen Tang Xuanci sigh:
"Do you... really want to do that annoying thing?"

Tang Xuanci snapped out of his daze and was about to say something when he glanced up and his attention was drawn to a luxurious car that seemed to have descended from the sky in the distance.

Speaking of young women, Cao Cao has arrived.

Six celestial horses descended from the clouds, pulling a giant golden chariot. The chariot frame was entirely black, and nine gilded dragons coiled on the roof of the carriage, their eyes inlaid with eighteen luminous pearls that shone brightly in the daytime.

Tang Xuanci recognized the exclusive vehicle at a glance.

He not only sat in it, but he also experienced the shock.

Sure enough, the carriage landed above an exhibition area and hovered at a height of three zhang (approximately 10 meters). Immediately afterwards, Zhenzhen, Aiai, and Lianlian came out first.

One cast a spell to erect a ladder that led straight to the ground, while two others pulled back the curtains to welcome out a wealthy old woman with a drooping belly.

Who else could it be but the Old Mother of Lishan?
(End of this chapter)