Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 253: The picture shows the dagger
After the meeting, the group of demons and monsters left in an orderly manner, leaving only Tang Xuanci and the elders in the first row behind.

Grandpa Chen said that the weather is very nice today, and if everyone is free, they can have a party at the pond where the golden arowana are kept at noon.

She has turned that place into a swimming pool, installed a slide, and prepared lots of delicious food.

Tang Xuanci chuckled, thinking the suggestion was good.

Seeing that he had agreed, Green Snake and Gao Cuilan also agreed.

Zhu Ritian was even more excited when he saw that Gao Cuilan was going and might even change into a swimsuit.

However, before they even reached the garden behind the mansion, Tang Xuanci heard that the old lady from Jinjiao and Yinjiao had arrived again and was already waiting for them in her office at the foot of the mountain.

Tang Xuanci pondered for 12.5 seconds, then told the others to go have a party first, and asked Sha and Zhu to accompany him down the mountain to meet that old hag.

Pig Daytian only wanted to seduce Cuilan, and he was unhappy about it. He insisted that Monkey go instead.

This time, the monkey surprisingly did not refuse.

The monkey had boasted that he could crack the captured banana leaf fan and golden rope with his metaphysics and mathematical skills.

As a result, it still hasn't fully figured out the trick, and to save face, it decided to secretly ask later.

To make things easier, it told Sha Wujing and the White Bone Demon not to go at all, saying that with it there, not to mention the Nine-Tailed Fox, even the Hundred-Tailed Fox couldn't harm a single hair on the monk's head.

So, the master and apprentice quickly descended the mountain ridge on the Sky-Catching Crow Path, directly took the privileged passage through the restrictions, and landed in the inner courtyard of the Ministry of Justice.

"Wukong, you know what I mean, you'll play the bad cop later. No, you should play the good cop, I've always played the bad cop when I teamed up with Wuneng and Wujing before..."

Tang Xuanci briefly explained the tactics to the monkey. Before entering the reception room, he instantly turned into a "white face," ready to make a harsh statement as soon as he entered, saying that the crimes of Golden Horn and Silver Horn were too serious, that the Domain Palace had intervened, and that the Thunder Department was also watching, in order to express his dissatisfaction with the fact that only a few dozen Golden Cores had been received so far.

However, he was stunned when he opened the door. His pupils dilated, revealing three parts surprise, three parts doubt, and four parts masculine energy... without a trace of the ruthlessness that a pale-faced man should have.

There was no old hag in the reception room, but a stunningly alluring F-cup vixen!

If Guanyin is both Buddha and desire, then she is 24K pure desire.

One hundred pounds of alluring meat, every ounce glistening with an irresistible sheen, exuding an intoxicating aroma, even the fine hairs on its skin possess a myriad of charms.

Out of 10 points, Tang Xuanci would give her 10 points.

It is estimated that only the biological sons have a certain chance of being immune, while other males are completely defenseless.

Oh... no, monkeys are male too, but they have immunity.

"You little devil~"

It frowned and stepped forward, circling the nine-tailed fox impolitely but not lewdly, scrutinizing the snow-white tail that was only partially visible beneath her skirt, and said:
"You have some skill in changing things. I, Old Sun, only observed from afar and didn't look closely, and you managed to fool me."

As her appearance improved dramatically, the nine-tailed fox's demeanor also completely changed. Her captivating peach blossom eyes sparkled with allure, and she smiled:

"It's just a trivial skill, how dare I show off my limited abilities before an expert. Great Sage, please don't be offended, I transformed into such an ugly and grotesque form because I was afraid... of getting myself into trouble."

As he spoke, he glanced at Tang Xuanci:
"But after spending time with the holy monk these past few days, I feel that he is a virtuous gentleman, not the rogue monk as rumored."

"Furthermore, fearing that the Great Sage's fiery eyes would see through them, they took the initiative to reveal their true form."

The monkey, still looking suspicious, questioned:
"You've gone back to this scorching, frizzy look, still wearing gold and silver, with your chest and shoulders bare."

"You're not trying to seduce that stupid pig and this monk so they'll release your godson, are you?"

"Hmph, wishful thinking."

After saying that, it issued a blatant threat, saying that the Golden Horn and Silver Horn in the prison were living comfortably now, but if the matter of the Golden Elixir was delayed any longer, they would suffer a lot.

His words revealed a childlike, innocent cruelty that made the nine-tailed fox's heart tighten, causing her to hesitate about her planned actions.

After all, if anything goes wrong, their own son could very well be tortured to death by the two hoops they once feared.

Tang Xuanci was speechless, thinking to himself that the monkey was indeed born to play the bad cop.

But he said nothing, only staring thoughtfully at the fox spirit's face, which was perfectly suited to a complete mess.

Although the nine-tailed fox hesitated, she remembered what the Great King of the Rhinoceros had said and made up her mind. She immediately showed a charming and pitiful expression, saying that she was not a person of absolute authority in the fox clan of Yalong Mountain and that the golden pill she had offered earlier was indeed the limit.

The monkey told her to go to the Taoist sect or ask the two brothers' biological father for help. The nine-tailed fox, however, said that the two brothers had become outcasts of the Taoist sect, and their biological father... was just a lie she made in a moment of desperation; in reality, their father had long since died and disappeared.

At this moment, Tang Xuanci plopped down on the sofa and finally spoke:

"You care so much about those two brothers, is it just because they're godmothers? I think they're top-notch in terms of looks among monsters, and they even look a bit like you now."

Knowing she could no longer hide it, the nine-tailed fox simply admitted it.

Tang Xuanci did not delve further into this topic, but suddenly asked:

"Your brothers are called Fox Two and Fox Seven, so what's your name?"

The nine-tailed fox, sensing his thoughts, smiled sensually and replied:

“My name is Hu Qinghua, and I am the third child in my family. You may also call me Hu A-San, Holy Monk.”

"Ah San?"

Tang Xuanci's lips curved into a smile that was as graceful as a startled swan, as elegant as a swimming dragon, as radiant as an autumn chrysanthemum, and as luxuriant as a spring pine:

"That sounds awful, how could it be worthy of such a beautiful girl like you? I'll just call you Hua'er."

Ah this?

Me? A girl?
Hu Qinghua looked at the man in front of her who was a thousand years younger than her, and was a little dumbfounded.

However, she reacted quickly, smiling charmingly:

“Holy Monk, you may call me whatever you wish. It’s just… I’m an old woman who has cultivated for a thousand years, and it’s rather embarrassing to be addressed like that.”

"What old woman? Mortals can only live to be a hundred years old, and they are considered old after fifty; immortals live forever, and even if they live to be a thousand or ten thousand years old, they are still boys or girls."

Hu Qinghua chuckled: "What the holy monk said is so well, it makes one feel as if they are bathed in a spring breeze."

Tang Xuanci said, "I have already returned to secular life. From now on, don't call me Holy Monk, just call me Brother."

Ah this? !
Even the monkey was dumbfounded, casting a sinister glance at him, secretly cursing this rogue monk for being seduced by beauty. Could it be that he really doesn't even want the golden elixir and only wants to be called a fox spirit's sausage?
After some refusals and tugging, Hu Qinghua finally called out:
"elder brother."

Her face revealed three parts girlish shyness, three parts mature woman's allure, and four parts mature woman's charm.

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci smiled, her jade-like face devoid of any lewdness, radiant as the rising sun and glowing as a lotus emerging from clear water.

The air suddenly became quiet, and even Sun Wukong, the stone monkey, could clearly sense the ambiguous atmosphere.

Soon, Hu Qinghua steered the conversation back to "Golden Horn and Silver Horn".

As she spoke, she sat down next to Tang Xuanci and casually exhaled a breath as hot and fragrant as orchids, which blew directly into his nose.

As soon as Tang Xuanci tasted it, he felt a warm, soft sensation, with a burning aroma. It was more intoxicating than the flavors of Milk Dragon, Yingwo, White Bone Demon, Green Snake, Chen Xiaoke, Princess Wansheng, Wu Chu, Huibao, and so on.

What surprised him even more was that, even though he hadn't eaten spinach or transformed into a super-powerful muscle monk, his body was still showing unusual movements.

Good heavens, a walking spinach? This is truly a super-delicious roasted fox!

Hu Qinghua glanced down and keenly noticed Tang Xuanci's change. She immediately seized the opportunity and continued to pester him.

Tang Xuanci's gaze towards her had changed. She no longer looked at a widowed mother with two children; instead, she looked at the school beauty who sat next to her in high school.

Before long, he relented and agreed not to reveal the assassination of the City God by Golden Horn and Silver Horn. He also agreed to downplay the nature of the massacre of mortals that night, replacing the mastermind with another demon and sentencing the two brothers to life imprisonment.

As for the Golden Core... he only said that he could give Hua'er a little more time.

Seeing this, Hu Qinghua did not press her advantage. Instead, she brought up the idea of ​​"foxes working in factories" and said that she would actively cooperate with her brother to achieve a win-win situation.

Then, she revealed her true intentions, saying that there was no better time than now, and that she wanted to lure Tang Xuanci out of the City God Temple to visit the development zone in the south-central part of Azhou for in-depth exchanges.

Tang Xuanci agreed without hesitation and said to the monkey:

"Wukong, let's skip the party at noon. I just heard that many businesses have already moved into the commercial demonstration zone of Moshengdu. I'll take you there for a bit."

(End of this chapter)