Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 238 Obstructing Immortal Affairs?

The horse monster and the remaining demons quickly closed the secret chamber and headed towards the back door of the Golden Cave.

At this moment, the main hall was in complete chaos.

Hundreds of celestial constables and messengers shouted commands such as "Stand still," "Hands on your heads and squat down," and "Cooperate with the seizure."

But their tone was somewhat weak, and only a few gamblers complied. The rest either swept up the chips on the table or rushed to the exit, hoping to escape in the chaos.

Some of the demons and evil cultivators who worked and guarded the place became even more arrogant, either glaring back at the immortal constables, swearing, or even smashing drinks and gambling equipment at them to express their dissatisfaction.

Suddenly, a loud explosion rang out.

Hundreds of fiery red projectiles shot into the sky, shattering a bronze lamp into pieces and turning the rocky cave ceiling into a honeycomb.

The constables were quite startled. Upon closer inspection, they saw the infamous Sky Raven rush into the hall, followed by hundreds of demons wielding various weapons, like a dark cloud passing by, creating an extremely oppressive atmosphere.

"Damn it, who sent you guys?!"

The Sky Crow roared angrily, rampaging wildly, completely disregarding the Celestial Arresters.

The constables were so frightened that they retreated one after another. One of the newly recruited constables was unable to dodge in time and was sent flying five meters by a bear demon's chest muscles, knocking over tables and chairs.

Seeing that they were clearly frightened, the Sky Crow became even more arrogant, stopping in the middle of the hall and coldly surveying the scene before frowning and asking:
"Who sent you? Where's the leader? Tell him to get over here!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a strong gust of wind coming from behind him, with an astonishing force.

But it was not alarmed. Without even looking, it swung its stick back and smashed a poker table that was flying in an arc into pieces.

Chaos erupted again, and many valuables were damaged, with bells and jingles ringing everywhere.

The crow was shocked and furious. It turned around and raised its shotgun towards the attacker, its eyes filled with murderous intent, and its sharp finger was already on the trigger.

After all, it got to where it is today because of its ruthlessness.

Forget about celestial messengers or constables; even if a celestial officer came in person, it would still dare to do it if they didn't give it face!
If he really committed a crime, he could just hide for a while. After all, this was Wanzishan's territory, and he believed that the heat would eventually die down.

However, as the crowd in front of it parted to the side, what pierced its pupils... was a face that was breathtaking and awe-inspiring!
For a moment, it was stunned.

The finger on the trigger trembled slightly, as if it were muscle weakness, as if it couldn't pull the trigger at all.

The other demons were also as if a bucket of ice water had been poured over their heads, and their arrogant arrogance was suddenly extinguished;

The other gamblers, dealers, maids, and waiters, all mountain spirits, froze in place, their eyes filled with surprise and doubt, and dared not make any further moves.

In an instant, the enormous gold mine fell silent; you could hear a pin drop.

Having confirmed Shen Yan's appearance and combined it with the already widely circulated news, everyone knew without guessing that the person who came was most likely the Demon Muscle Monk!

But... why did he suddenly put on the robes of a celestial official?

The crow's head was buzzing; it was astonishing that its superiors hadn't yet informed it of such important intelligence.

Unbeknownst to it, the Bowl Society had already taken this matter very seriously and was preparing to quickly notify all its branches to curb their behavior and take countermeasures. However, their execution efficiency was not as good as "Operation Xunkun".

"You bunch of gangsters, you think you can rebel, huh?"

A deep, sexy voice rang out.

Tang Xuanci led his subordinates, who entered through the back door, slowly walking in. Each step resembled a claw, directly pressing the chest muscles covered by the immortal robe against the muzzle of the gun.

"So you're called Motianya? Where did this knock-off gun come from? Come on, shoot me, Shishi, and see how good the knock-off is?"

Motianya's expression was grim; he held the gun, unsure whether to lower it or raise it, his eyes flickering with uncertainty.

To be fair, it has dominated the demon realm for hundreds of years, relying solely on its ruthlessness.

If it were any ordinary immortal officer who dared to provoke them like this, it would have shot them with its spear to teach them a lesson!
But this one... well, he's a demonic muscle monk after all!

After making eye contact with Tang Xuanci for only 0.12 seconds, Mo Tianya involuntarily lowered his gun and turned his ugly face to the lower left corner, looking like a junior high school student standing in front of his homeroom teacher.

"You dare not open it? Go ahead and raise your mother!"

Tang Xuanci suddenly attacked, slapping him hard across the face, causing the sound barrier to shatter and the air to ionize.

"boom!"

Five bloody marks immediately appeared on the face of the crow, its body staggered, red foam came out of its mouth, and it almost fell to the ground.

The surrounding demons and constables all twitched.

They had only ever seen and heard of the crow beating people before, but they had never seen it being beaten, especially in front of so many people, being slapped hard across the face by the big guy.

That's extremely insulting!

Sure enough, as soon as the crow regained its footing, its eyes revealed a mixture of bewilderment, resentment, and uncontrollable rage as it glared at Tang Xuanci with a frown. Tang Xuanci kicked it to the ground, then slapped it repeatedly on the forehead, finally grabbing its yellow feathers and shaking them violently, asking:

"You fucking disagree, huh? Huh?"

The crow still didn't dare utter a sound, its eyes filled with a mixture of grief, shame, and cowardly rage.

Tang Xuanci was very disappointed with it. He turned his gaze and quickly noticed the immortal messenger who had been knocked down by the monster earlier.

Seeing that this fellow seemed to have suffered some minor injuries, his clothes were covered in wine stains, and he looked quite disheveled, he asked sternly:
"Redlow, what happened? Who attacked you?"

Seeing that he could call him by name, the celestial messenger felt a warmth in his heart and mustered his courage. Pointing to the enormous bear demon in the horde of demons, he said:

"Reporting to Lord Immortal, it was it; it bumped into me just now."

Tang Xuanci cursed:
"Useless trash! This criminal is interfering with our affairs and even attacked you, why the hell didn't you deal with him? From now on, you'll sit at the kids' table during team building activities!"

As he spoke, he walked straight toward the bear demon.

The demons were so startled that they scattered in all directions. The bear demon was terrified and hurriedly dropped his spiked club, stammering as he tried to explain:
"Holy Monk, I didn't attack you, I didn't mean to!"

Without saying a word, Tang Xuanci grabbed its ear, pulled it down hard, and slammed its huge body to the ground like a falling tree. He then swung his fist, which was as big as a casserole dish, and began to beat it mercilessly!
This bear demon was only at the Nascent Soul stage, and unlike the Heavenly Crow's demonic immortal body, it was beaten until its flesh and bones were torn apart and it fell silent after a few blows.

Tang Xuanci wasn't finished. He reached out his hand towards Redlow and said in an icy tone:

"Knife."

Upon hearing this word, two bear demons at the back of the demon horde, their eyes wide with fury, could no longer contain themselves. They desperately shook off the demons holding them back and rushed over to try and stop them.

Tang Xuanci didn't even glance at them.

Just as they rushed close to Tang Xuanci, a body instantly flew over everyone's heads. It was huge, yet as swift and elegant as a hawk soaring through the air.

It was none other than the apprentice immortal messenger—Pig Wuneng.

With his left hand behind his back and his right hand forming a Taoist sword incantation, he first used an upside-down golden hook technique to accurately strike the crown of a bear demon's head.

Then, he somersaulted and landed in front of another bear demon. Without even looking, he pointed back and struck its forehead with lightning speed.

"Thump," "thump," the two bear demons rolled their eyes and collapsed to the ground almost simultaneously.

Zhu Wuneng stood gracefully, his left hand still behind his back, his right hand pushing up his sleeve and slowly lowering to his front, separating his sword fingers and picking up the Yellow Crane Tower from his lips.

"Hmph, I dislike indiscriminate killing, so don't make any rash moves!" A deep, bubbly voice accompanied the exhalation of smoke.

Zhu Wuneng turned his head back, his small eyes revealing a faint melancholy as he surveyed the horrified demons.

Casually, he showed off what he considered his most handsome 45° profile to the most beautiful woman in the Criminal Investigation Department, a woman with a C-cup bust.

Goodness, you have to admit, this slick move is undeniably cool and sophisticated, even a bit ethereal, it's just... his appearance doesn't quite match, creating a bit of a contrast.

Sure enough, feeling good about himself, he couldn't help but peek at the flower catcher with his arm, wanting to see her expression after receiving a high-value critical hit, only to find that her gaze was completely fixed on the rogue monk.

"Ah-ah-!"

A piercing scream echoed through the hall, sending chills down the spines of all the transvestites.

It turned out that Tang Xuanci took the standard immortal sword handed to him by Red Law, and slowly and deliberately twisted the bear demon's arm under his feet, severing both arms as if chopping ribs.

Blood splattered across his entire divine face, further highlighting his breathtakingly beautiful eyes—

Its holy radiance is like a clear rainbow after the rain; its fierce glow is like the gaze of a ferocious beast.

The sight of the C-cup beauty, along with the other women of cup sizes A, B, C, E, F, and G, made their hearts flutter and they were all captivated.

The gamblers and demons in the Golden Cave were all terrified and dared not even breathe.

Only Zhu Wuneng cursed inwardly, regretting that he shouldn't have taken the "elegant route" and should have chosen "violent aesthetics."

Tang Xuanci casually tossed aside a severed limb, pulled out the Immortal Commander's Token—a symbol of his status and power—and roared like thunder:
"Damn it, all of you put your hands on your heads and squat on the ground!"

He then gave orders to his subordinates:
"After a thorough search, all the stolen money and goods were seized, and all suspicious persons were apprehended."

"If anyone dares to obstruct the affairs of the immortals again, arrest them, refuse to cooperate, or glare at them, then beat them!"

"If anyone dares to fight back, I'll kill them right here today, or I'll resign my position as a Celestial Commander tomorrow!"

Immediately, whether it was the demons and evil cultivators inside the Golden Cave or the guests who came to visit outside, they all obediently covered their heads and squatted down.

The immortal constables were thrilled, feeling a surge of pride and bravado. They hardened up and began searching the enormous golden cave.

(End of this chapter)