Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 226 Hikun
"I have a plan."

Tang Xuanci sat in the top-tier hot spring pool at the bathhouse, exhaling a puff of smoke:

"Combat power is relative. It's too late to increase her combat power now, but we can change our approach and reduce the opponent's combat power."

The monkey, chewing betel nut, said:
"You don't want me to ambush that nine-headed worm and kill or maim it, do you?"
"If only it were that simple. Now, the Yue family mansion is full of immortals and gods, and the town is heavily guarded. There are also heavenly generals patrolling at night."

"If things go wrong, it could backfire and disqualify this little bald guy."

Tang Xuanci said:

"Of course we can't just go in head-on. Anyone can guess that it was us. I mean we had to do it secretly."

"Could it be poison?" Zhu Ritian interjected, "He's a demon immortal after all. Even if we could poison him, he'd probably notice something was wrong immediately and report us right away."

"It's not poisoning, it's casting a Kun!"

Tang Xuanci said:

"Make Kun Kun shrink to its smallest form and lurk inside him beforehand."

Tomorrow's outcome will hinge on a single moment.

"As long as Kun Kun suddenly attacks during the palm strike contest, even if he can't hurt him, he'll definitely be able to defeat Chen Xiaoke, and then we'll win, right?"

Ah this?

The monkey and the pig were stunned by this wildly imaginative idea.

Chen Xiaoke asked with some concern, "Won't the whale be in danger?"

Tang Xuanci said:

"Won't.

"When his magical power is disrupted, and you are still fighting him, he will be so terrified that he will not think and will only try to force Kun Kun out of his body as quickly as possible."

"Just stand right in front of him and let Kun Kun hide back into your body. The referee will never notice, and the people outside the arena will be even less likely to notice."

After careful consideration, Monkey and Pig felt that this method was indeed somewhat feasible, since Kun Kun was hiding inside Chen Xiao Ke's body and even Lei Bu's physical examination had not detected it.

If it completely conceals itself and lies dormant like a virus, the nine-headed worm might not even notice it beforehand.

Without hesitation, Tang Xuanci immediately instructed Chen Xiaoke to persuade Kun Kun to come out, and also had Beaker create a CG animation and transmit it to the computer to demonstrate the entire "Subduing Kun Plan" to Kun Kun.

Perhaps sensing Chen Xiaoke's strong desire to become the City God, and out of trust in her, Kun Kun finally swam out again.

The monkey immediately conducted a clinical trial. After confirming the feasibility of the Fukun Project, it immediately transformed into a 10-millimeter flying insect, carrying the 134-nanometer Kunkun, and took advantage of the mealtime to go to the restaurant where the Wansheng Dragon Clan group was staying.

Tang Xuanci and his two companions ordered roasted meat and fruits, which were served on floating wooden platters, and ate while they waited.

When it was completely dark, the monkey returned with Kun Kun and sighed:
"After today's competition, the Nine Insects Head went directly to the rooms in the Immortal Mansion. There is a special barrier set up by the Immortal Mansion there to prevent the examinees from being attacked."

"I suspect they stayed there because they were afraid we would do something drastic tonight."

“I just took a look, and that guy is staying inside, recovering his strength. He hasn’t even come out to eat with the little dragon princess, so he has no chance at all.”

Tang Xuanci frowned and asked, "Can't Kun Kun sneak in by itself?"

The monkey said, "Now that it's shrunk to such a small size, it's unlikely to trigger the barrier, but what mobility does it have left? How long will it take to swim across this huge courtyard and into the room?"

Tang Xuanci thought about it and realized that even if a monkey turned into a mosquito, it wouldn't fly much faster than a mosquito; even if it were shrunk proportionally, its magical power would be reduced exponentially, making it impossible for it to defy science like the fictional "Ant-Man" in the comics on its home planet.

"Sigh, let her just admit defeat." Pig Daytian smacked his lips and said, "Anyway, she only won by a dozen points."

"Only ten or so points?"

Tang Xuanci said:

"Seven interviewers will be present at the interview."

"Four of them are from the Fighting Department, two are from the Regional Divine Palace, and one is from the Thunder Department. None of them will deliberately help her."

"Therefore, she must be the first in line to get an interview in order to have any hope."

After saying that, he immediately told Beaker to think it over carefully.

While deep in thought, the beaker said:
"Kun Kun must grow to the size of a virus in order to infiltrate the Nine-Headed Insect's body undetected, so we should consider the virus's transmission routes."

"There are six main routes of transmission, listed from lowest to highest efficiency: contact transmission, airborne and droplet transmission, insect-borne transmission, mother-to-child transmission, sexual contact transmission, and blood transmission."

"Just now Wukong said that Princess Wansheng also came out of the Nine-Headed Insect's room to eat, which means she may go back tonight."

"Assuming this premise holds true, we can consider using her to carry the virus and spread the nine-headed worm."

"So, considering each transmission route and the actual situation, we can first rule out blood, mother-to-child, and insect-borne transmission, which are less likely. Then, we should prioritize sexual contact transmission; followed by airborne transmission..."

Ah this?

At this point in her speech, Tang Xuanci could no longer hear what was coming up; his mind was filled only with those three words that should be given priority.

Goodness, is this something a carbon-based life form could come up with?
Treat Kunkun like a Hiv!

Hikun?

But you know what, this approach is actually quite feasible.

After all, he was the number one succubus in the Three Realms!

When he revealed this brilliant plan.

Wukong was dumbfounded, while Wuneng silently shed tears.

Wu Se, on the other hand, only showed a little bit of jealousy, but mostly admired and worshipped Gege's amazing wisdom!
"Pigeon, you're so clever! It's just too easy on that little dragon, hmph~"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Ritian almost burst into tears, cursing inwardly:

I, Old Pig, loved deeply, but all I got in return was betrayal;

This lecherous monk is both lecherous and despicable, always treating women like toys, yet he has such a well-behaved and sensible girl who is devoted to him!

Is there any justice left? Is there any humanity left?
Tang Xuanci noticed his disciple's mood, waded over, put his arm around his broad shoulders, and comforted him:

"I know you have feelings for that haughty little beaker, but she's already a married woman, just a used woman, don't take it too seriously."

"Once you master APU techniques, you'll have plenty of high-scoring girls out there, won't you?"
“This time…time is tight, and you and Wukong are ugly and not attractive enough, so I have to personally step in to handle it.”

"Next time we meet someone good, we'll definitely let you take the lead!"

After saying that, he immediately got up, wiped himself dry, changed into a three-piece suit with Chen Xiaoke's help, and took Hikun straight to the restaurant where Princess Wansheng was eating.

In just one hour, he succeeded in passing Hikun to Princess Wansheng.

As for the process, it can only be said that it took place in a secluded toilet room of the restaurant.

Any further elaboration would be an insult to the number one succubus in the Three Realms, a way to pad the word count, and extremely disrespectful to the readers!
However, one technical point is worth mentioning—

To ensure that Princess Wansheng would return to find the Nine-Headed Prince Consort that night, and to transmit Hikun to him through the most efficient means, Tang Xuanci deliberately had the monkey create an accident at the most crucial moment, directly stopping the attack!

In this way, she won't be full from her main meal, so she'll most likely ask the prince consort to have a late-night snack with her.

Sure enough, after Princess Wansheng returned to the examination hall with Tang Xuanci on her mind, she first lied to Jiu Tou Chong that she had only been back for so long because she had gone to the hair salon to get her hair done.

Not long after, in order to dispel the guilt she felt after being a thief and to fill the emptiness, she passed Hikun on to the prince consort.

The poor Nine-Headed Insect, seeing her so proactive today, even the anger he felt after hearing her delirious chatter a few days ago dissipated considerably. He was completely unaware that she was no longer in her original form.

The next day.

Nine-Headed Insect stepped onto the arena with great spirit, vowing to first defeat Wu Se of the Pure Land Sect, then Huineng of the Chan Sect, and finally win the continental martial arts championship, making a name for himself in the Three Realms, and transforming from a live-in son-in-law to a noble son-in-law descended to the mortal world!
However, after his unsuccessful attempt to break the "curvature shift" technique, he was about to take advantage of the palm strike contest to severely punish Tang Xuanci's little beaker...
Hikun has acted up!
Sensing an unidentified living thing rapidly growing larger near his lower dantian and disturbing his surging magical power, he was horrified. Forgetting about punishing Chen Xiaoke, he quickly focused his mind and magical power, forcibly expelling the thing from his acupoint as fast as possible.

However, as a result, he was forced back ten steps by Chen Xiaoke and lost.

Standing there dumbfounded, looking at the elated Chen Xiaoke across from him, he instantly realized that he might have been ambushed!

His first thought was of the Monkey King, who was proficient in seventy-two transformations, and he suspected that the thing just now was a monkey in disguise!

So, in a fit of rage, he pointed at Chen Xiaoke and angrily voiced his conjecture, causing an uproar throughout the room.

Hearing this, the monkey was both annoyed and amused, and immediately teased him, saying that he had clearly been causing trouble outside the light array, and asked if he was a sore loser.

In the end, the examiners from the Fighting and Thunder Divisions present could not find any problems and could only declare Chen Xiaoke the winner.

That night, Tang Xuanci tried to use the same trick again, hoping to infect Hikun with Huineng as well.

But Huineng was detached from worldly desires, and he did not indulge in wine, lust, wealth, or anger. He even had no appetite when he was not eating.

Kun Kun can't bite the seamless egg.

Infiltrating well-integrated skin tissue and penetrating meridians might be possible for mortals, but if the target is an immortal, it would be too easily detected.

So they had no choice but to give up.

Huineng's cultivation was truly unfathomable; he never revealed his true strength from beginning to end. In the final competition, although he failed to break the "Curvature Shift," he easily withstood the "Essence Absorption Technique," did not harm Chen Xiaoke in the slightest, and repelled her with a single palm strike, thus winning the crown.

(End of this chapter)