Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 224 Kun Kun?

"What demon ancestor? What Devouring Heaven Technique?" Tang Xuanci asked in confusion.

Pig Day Heavenly Dao:

"The scriptures say—"

"In the Northern Sea there is a fish, its name is Kun. Kun is so large that no one knows how many thousands of miles it is; Kun is so small that no one knows how many millimeters it is... This is the Demon Ancestor of the Northern Sea."

(Note: The story of "There is a fish in the Northern Sea" is not Zhuangzi's original work. He simply quoted a rumor, described the facts, and wrote an article.)

Before the Nine Heavens Demon-Subduing Ancestor led the immortals to pacify Juluzhou and the North Sea, Kun was the ancestor of all demons in the north.

"The Devouring Creation Technique is its divine power, which can devour the essence of heaven and earth, the sun and moon, the primordial power of immortals, Buddhas, demons and monsters, and the spiritual essence of divine weapons and magical treasures, and transform them into its own use."

"More than a thousand years ago, when I, Old Pig, had just gone to the north to command troops, I personally witnessed the Demon Ancestor using this supernatural power to devour the magical power of all the immortals during the war against demons."

Even the once-great Northern Elder, the Arctic Mystic Spirit, fell victim to this trick and nearly lost all his cultivation!

"I think Chen Xiaoke is using this supernatural power to devour magical energy right now. That kid surnamed Zhang is almost drained dry by her!"

Ah this?

Absorbing other people's magical power and turning it into one's own—what kind of supernatural power is this, that it's terrifying!
Tang Xuanci stared blankly at the stage, only to see that Prince Zhang's body seemed to have gone limp, and he was only able to stay upright because of an invisible force.

His expression conveyed a mixture of horror, despair, and utter exhaustion, much like that of a 69-year-old man who had been dragged into an abandoned construction site by female heroes like Sister Yu from Northwest China and Shi Jiajia and tortured for three days and three nights before being found by the police.

On the other hand, Chen Xiaoke's face was flushed, her chest was bulging, and her temples were slightly protruding.

Seeing this, the Zhang family members below the stage realized the seriousness of the situation. No longer caring about winning or losing, they immediately shouted for the examiners to stop the competition.

According to the rules, close friends and family members in the audience are not allowed to help the candidate admit defeat.

But the examiner knew that Prince Zhang was no ordinary candidate, and if something really happened, he might also get into trouble.

So he finally stepped forward and told Chen Xiaoke to stop immediately.

But Chen Xiaoke looked distressed and anxious, silently calling out something, as if to say—she didn't know how to stop either.

As the examiner approached within five steps, he felt a strange suction force enveloping his entire body, causing his internal magical power to become chaotic.

He was secretly alarmed and stopped trying to approach rashly. He immediately cast a spell from a distance and, with considerable effort, forcibly separated the two.

"boom!"

A huge energy surge erupted, blasting the examiners back dozens of meters.

Chen Xiaoke fell flat on her backside;

As for Prince Zhang, he lay sprawled on the ground like a limp rag, his eyes glazed over.

The audience erupted in uproar; everyone was stunned by the result.

The Zhang family shouted urgently:
"Qi Spirit!"

"Young Master Zhang!"

"Quickly, dispel the formation and let us in!"

The examiners from the Dou Department immediately went to check on Prince Zhang's injuries.

He took her pulse and then probed her with his divine sense. His face immediately showed five parts horror and five parts astonishment. He subconsciously glanced at Chen Xiaoke beside him, whose eyes still bore traces of tears, and thought to himself:

OMG!

She actually managed to cripple a wandering immortal.

Forget about Dao Embryo or Golden Elixir; this young Prince Zhang has almost no vital energy left in his body, and his dantian and meridians are severely damaged. He's not even as good as an ordinary person.

Once the light array dissipated, the Zhang family rushed onto the stage. Upon discovering the situation, their expressions changed drastically, and they were filled with uncontrollable rage.

"Tang Xuanci!!! You~"

The leading elder, Zhang Qiyan, roared angrily, wanting to question him about why he broke his promise and ordered his men to commit such a heinous act.

But the words caught in his throat as soon as he tried to speak.

After all, doing so would only harm oneself immensely, but would not cause Tang Xuanci the slightest damage.

While bribing other test-takers privately is also considered cheating, and both parties could be disqualified if discovered, Chen Xiaoke wasn't bribed. Didn't she go all out and win?

Ugh—utterly despicable!!!
He screamed silently, his anger raging uncontrollably, but he could only swallow his rage and point at Chen Xiaoke, cursing:
"You vixen!"

"His heart is utterly wicked, just like that demonic monk!"
"My grandson has no grudge against you, why did you destroy his cultivation!" "I—"

Chen Xiaoke looked completely innocent, wanting to say that she didn't mean it and that she really couldn't control herself just now.

But then I thought, this little prince Zhang is a big bad guy. Not only did he harm Old Pig so badly, but he also wanted to harm Pigeon. Doesn't he deserve it?
So she held it in.

At this moment, Tang Xuanci and his apprentice also jumped onto the stage, blocking Chen Xiaoke's way, and began to curse at the Zhang family:

"What the hell are you trying to do? Start a gang fight?"

"You're not convinced? This piece of trash is clearly outmatched. We've already shown mercy by not killing him."

That's how we do things!

Zhu Ritian cursed the most vehemently, even freestyling his years of accumulated curses against Zhang Bairen, creating a satirical poem that insulted the Zhang family, making them all turn pale with anger.

The onlookers were once again shocked by the wicked nature of Tang Xuanci's gang, thinking to themselves, "Good heavens, they really go after anyone they can. It feels like even the Supreme Dao Ancestor would be cursed at to his face."

Those around the cultivator surnamed Han all looked at him with approval, realizing how wise his decision to abstain had been.

After all, there's no good outcome if you go up against Tang Xuanci's group. You'll either be killed, crippled, or have your cultivation destroyed. Is this some kind of exam or a life-or-death struggle?

Most of the candidates who had not yet been eliminated made up their minds that if they were to unfortunately encounter a devilish muscle monk or a vicious little evil nun, they must immediately withdraw from the competition!

……

After treating Chen Xiaoke's injuries, Tang Xuanci took her and his two disciples to a high-end restaurant and ordered a celebratory banquet.

The term "burning the tail" refers to the legend that when a carp leaps over the Dragon Gate, its tail is burned by heavenly fire, transforming it into a true dragon. In the Tang Dynasty, the "burning the tail banquet" was associated with the auspicious meaning of "the divine dragon burning its tail, soaring straight to the clouds," symbolizing promotion and advancement.

Although Chen Xiaoke failed to kill the person directly as planned this time.

But Prince Zhang is already crippled. He definitely won't be able to stand up for at least two and a half months, and it will probably take him three to five years to re-form his core. This time, the position of City God is completely out of his reach.

Therefore, Chen Xiaoke has completed his mission and taken the first step on the path to immortality, and now he truly has the hope of becoming the City God.

While the restaurant was preparing the food, Tang Xuanci pulled the little cutie into the bathroom of the private room and kissed her for half an hour as a reward.

Chen Xiaoke was so happy she felt like she was dying of joy. She felt that all the injuries, hardships, and fears she had suffered over the years were absolutely worth it!
After the kiss, Tang Xuanci continued to press for details about the underwater secret realm, eager to know what had happened with her movement technique and supernatural powers.

That's what Zhu Ritian said, but it's actually completely uncertain.

Moreover, countless gods and demons have wanted to study and comprehend "Free and Easy Wandering" and "Devouring Heaven and Creating Divine Power," but within the Three Realms, from ancient times to the present, only the Northern Underworld Demon Ancestor has been able to perform them.

Presumably, this supernatural power or secret technique requires racial talent.

How could Chen Xiaoke, being human, possibly learn that?
Upon hearing Gege's question, Chen Xiaoke hesitated for a moment, but quickly sat up straight and said with a serious expression:
"Whale, why don't you come out? Don't worry, I'm the best, I'm not a bad person, I definitely won't hurt you!"

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci was a little confused. She subconsciously glanced around at the empty corners and wondered who she was talking to, the whale.

The whale is here too? That can't be right.

The monkeys used magic to guard the entire private room, how could they not find it?

Just as they were wondering, they heard Chen Xiaoke continue speaking, urging the "whale" to show itself.

Tang Xuanci hesitated, then waited with surprise.

Suddenly, his pupils dilated, and he noticed a "thing" the size of a bacterium in his field of vision that was slowly growing larger, as if it had just emerged from Chen Xiaoke's body.

Before long, the thing grew to the size of a finger, dark blue all over, covered with spots, and shimmering with iridescent light. Upon closer inspection, its shape resembled a whale, but because its fins were very wide, it also looked somewhat like a bird at first glance.

A moment later, it grew to a meter long and hovered above Chen Xiaoke's head, swimming nimbly like a fish and elusive like a god.

Tang Xuanci looked at the fish, and his mind went blank as he recalled Zhu Ritian's words—

"The Kun is so large that no one knows how many thousands of miles it spans; yet it is so small that no one knows how many millimeters it is. When it is enraged and flies, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky..."

He exclaimed "Holy crap!" in his mind and a bold guess popped into his head.

Seeing that he was stunned, Chen Xiao introduced:
"Look, Pigeon, this is Whale Whale. Because many bad guys wanted to catch it, it has been hiding inside my body. Just now, I absorbed all the magic power of that bad guy. Actually, it was Whale Whale who did it. I don't know how it happened."

"It did it, then that makes sense!"

Tang Xuanci sighed:
"This isn't some whale, it's clearly a Kun Kun!"

(End of this chapter)