Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 221 Gold Medal Coach Sun Wukong

The Zhang family's banquet lasted for nearly an hour.

Just as Zhu Ritian predicted, they wouldn't release the hawk until they saw the rabbit; they insisted on waiting until they won tomorrow before revealing the true question of the essay.

However, through a series of espionage operations, the monkey still managed to obtain some useful intelligence.

After finishing his meal, the Monkey King, citing the convenience of building muscle, did not stay in the superior room they provided and returned to the wild area where spiritual energy was more abundant.

Tang Xuanci mustered his strength and immediately tried to persuade Chen Xiaoke to unleash her ultimate move the moment the referee yelled "start!" the next day.
Keep playing it!

Don't stop until the referee intervenes; it's best to beat that little prince Zhang to a pulp.

To ensure that she, who "both loves eating dog meat and loves rescuing stray dogs," wouldn't hesitate to act cruelly tomorrow, Tang Xuanci deliberately pulled her close to his mouth and told her that the other party was a very, very, very bad villain—

"The Zhang family members are all bad people."

“Look at that pig, it was originally Marshal Tianpeng, a great immortal, with a wife and money at home.”

"That hateful young Master Zhang, he's arrogant and unreasonable, bullies people with his power and has no regard for the law, he even stole his wife and money."

"Its father turned against him and was brutally beaten flat by him with a stick."

"Its mother cursed him for bullying the kind people, but he caught her and made her endure hardship in the Zhang mansion a hundred times over... In the end, she was reincarnated into a pigsty!"

Pig-Head, with his sharp ears, heard it clearly and felt it was a billion times worse than his own version. He thought to himself, "This damn monk is really good at making things up."

Upon hearing this, Chen Xiaoke immediately cast a sympathetic glance at Zhu Ritian, feeling that it was extremely pitiful, while that Little Prince Zhang truly deserved to die.

Tang Xuanci continued to embellish the story, saying that the Zhang family was in cahoots with Buddha and Guanyin, and had repeatedly attempted to assassinate him, even wanting to eat his flesh. He added that the Zhang family had been smiling while hiding a knife, and that they would definitely find another opportunity to strike after the exams.

Upon hearing this, Chen Xiaoke became even angrier and immediately promised:
"Don't be afraid, Gege. I can protect you now. Tomorrow I will definitely act on behalf of heaven and beat that bad guy to death!"

Seeing this, Zhu Ritian was speechless and envious. He thought to himself, "This girl is so easy to fool. How come I've never met such a stupid and foolish woman?"

Just then, Tang Xuanci called out to it, instructing it to immediately begin instructing Chen Xiaoke on her martial arts practice to ensure everything went perfectly tomorrow!
Pig Daytian thought for a moment and said:
"It's not that I don't want to teach. To be honest, I also want to see that kid surnamed Zhang die on stage tomorrow."

"But this little nun practices Buddhist techniques, while I, Old Pig, cultivate pure and orthodox Taoist methods. Although the two paths lead to the same goal, for her now, they are simply different paths."

"Therefore, we still need to let this stable boy guide her. When this monkey became an immortal, he cultivated the Great Celestial Immortal Technique, which integrates the essence of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism. He is more suitable to guide her now."

Upon hearing the words "Great Celestial Technique," the monkey became unhappy and flatly denied it. However, after hearing that he had mastered the essence of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism, he felt quite comfortable and reluctantly accepted the job of "temporary coach."

“Little bald head, I, Old Sun, have already said that the filthy Heavenly Dragon of the Pure Land Sect is too shallow and cannot unleash your true power.”

The monkey raised its hand and conjured a water ball the size of a Z-cup in the air:
"For example, imagine all the magic power in your body as this water. When you cast the Great Heavenly Dragon, you can only release one drop at most."

As it spoke, it flicked its finger, causing a drop of water to detach from the water sphere and shoot out, "plop," piercing through the nearby tree.

"The power is far from enough."

"But if you learn a more advanced killing move, using more water at once and turning it into ice, the power of the attack will be hundreds or thousands of times stronger."

After he finished speaking, a freshly formed ice ball, about the size of a fist, shot out with a bang.

With a loud bang, more than a dozen large trees were snapped in half and fell to the ground.

Upon hearing this instruction, Tang Xuanci couldn't help but recall the concept of "energy burst rate" from "How to Fight Immortal Cultivators," and secretly sighed that his full-force punch would probably have a lower burst rate than the Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon.

One can only throw one punch at most at a time, while some cultivators can even self-destruct, achieving a 100% burst rate.

This is also a major advantage that cultivators have over Muggles.

However, casting spells not only consumes magical power, but also depletes one's spiritual consciousness.

The greater the energy manipulated and the more complex the spell, the more mentally taxing it becomes. Frequent spellcasting can also shorten one's lifespan. Sha Dingtian fought to the death to break through the Thunder Department's encirclement, which is why his lifespan is nearing its end, just like that of a monkey and a pig.

"Wow, little monkey, you're amazing! I never would have guessed!" Chen Xiaoke exclaimed in surprise.

Call me the Great Sage!

The monkey was annoyed by her rude address, but seeing that it was indeed a sincere compliment, it didn't bother to argue and frowned, asking:
Do you understand what I just said?

Chen Xiaoke was silent for a moment, then nodded.

The monkey said:
"Alright, I'll teach you a move that's not too difficult, but its power is at least twice as strong as the Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, it's called—"

"Lotus Calamity Annihilation Wave!"

"Use this trick tomorrow, and I guarantee that Zhang will die a horrible death."

The reason why monkeys know these little-known Buddhist techniques is simply because they are proficient in seventy-two transformations. This is equivalent to breaking down and integrating countless spells, and calling them "spell doctors" would be too modest.

If it weren't for those spells that require special training methods, divine inheritance limits, or racial talent support, it could reproduce 97.5% of the ordinary spells after seeing them.

"Lotus Calamity Annihilation Wave... That's a beautiful name, but I'm too stupid. Will I be able to learn it tonight? Actually, back in Mount Luojia, besides the Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Little Dragon Girl also taught me the Great Luo Mantra, but I didn't learn it." Chen Xiaoke said uncertainly.

"Hehe, I, Old Sun, can tell at a glance that you're not very smart!"

The monkey said proudly:

"That's why I specifically chose this move. Watch closely~"

It raised its furry right hand, forming a Buddhist hand seal, and demonstrated as it spoke:

"If you can unleash the Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, you can concentrate your magical power into the Three Yang Meridians of your Hand and form the 'Fearless Seal';
"If you can form the 'Abhaya Mudra', you can join the Hand Taiyin Meridian and transform into the 'Lotus Mudra'."
"If you can change the 'lotus hand seal,' you can simultaneously form the 'lotus hand seal' with your other hand."
"If you can form the 'Lotus Hand Seal' with both hands, you can bring your palms together and form the 'Lotus Flower Seal' with both hands, concentrating your magical power in your palms."

At this point, the monkey slightly bent its ten fingers and put its palms together in the shape of a lotus flower. A ball of light with a cool tone appeared in it, like a nuclear fireball bound by an invisible force, trembling violently!
(Abstract diagram)

"If you can concentrate your magic power in your palm, you can unleash it suddenly, just like wielding the Great Heavenly Dragon!"

After saying that, the monkey's figure flashed into the air and pushed out with both palms together.

A lotus flower suddenly appears!

A blinding beam of light shot out diagonally, instantly obliterating a forest and causing the earth to shake and the valley to rumble.

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci thought to himself, "Good heavens, with this power, even three crab demons lined up would be beaten through. The question is, can Chen Xiao learn it?"
However, he felt that the monkey's teaching was indeed easy to understand, even he, a Muggle, could understand it, and he felt that with the foundation of the Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, it should be very simple.

"This monkey is actually a gold medal coach..."

Thinking of this, he felt a little relieved, and unable to resist the overwhelming fatigue, he fell asleep.

When I woke up again, the sun was shining brightly, and it was already noon.

My hands and feet still felt as heavy as mountains, but at least I could move them.

He forced himself to sit up and glanced to the side. He immediately saw that the monkey was already lying flat, its eyes glazed over, looking exactly like the classic meme from his home planet—"I want to be alone."

Chen Xiaoke, with her lips turned down, was still practicing the Great Heavenly Dragon.

Only after asking did he realize that although the monkey could tell at a glance that Chen Xiaoke wasn't smart, it hadn't fully understood and had overestimated her.

She can form the 'Abhaya Mudra', but she can't incorporate it into the Hand Taiyin Meridian to transform it into the 'Lotus Mudra'. Even with hands-on instruction, she still can't do it!
Even worse, the monkey soon discovered that the pre-cast animation of her Great Heavenly Dragon was far too long.

However, if she is asked to shorten the pre-shaking time to within 0.12 seconds, the success rate will be less than 50%.

(End of this chapter)