Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 213 Don't go on stage! Don't go on stage! Don't go on stage!

Soon, the first match of the "Li" class began.

The two facing off—

Weighing sixty kilograms, with a dog-like appearance, it comes from the Wu family of the Eight Great Families. It is said that its great-grandmaster, "Wu Xigou," was the grandson of Xiaotianquan, the dog under Erlang Zhenjun of Guanjiangkou.

A man weighing 200 kilograms, with a swaggering aura, from the Demon Blade Sect of the Eight Great Sects, said to be the nephew of "Flower Back Sixth Brother".

Instead of choosing to rematch, they started fighting directly in the "Four Purple Light Array" of the arena.

Almost all eyes in the audience pierced through the transparent purple barrier and focused on them.

The monkey had no interest in watching the battle, and for some reason, he suddenly decided to go and meet the Bull Demon King's wife.

Tang Xuanci guessed that it was still unwilling to give up and wanted to confirm whether the brotherhood from back then was genuine. He couldn't help but recall what the famous crop expert Liu Huaqiang had said—

"When you suspect that a melon is unripe, it is already beyond the reach of ripeness."

Although he had foreseen the outcome, he did not stop it. He simply sent a clone of the monkey to the live stream to prevent it from doing anything illegal or disorderly in a fit of rage.

The monkey immediately dispatched a monkey fly equipped with a live-streaming camera, which flew to the west side of the arena and soon found Red Boy at the very front of the crowd.

Sure enough, this young man had a beautiful woman by his side. Can you guess what she looked like? Well:
36D, 41 years old, 60 kg, 1.7 meters tall, wearing a light green and gold dress, with a 3/4 push-up bra, her expression was fierce, lustful and maternal, and her eyebrows and eyes revealed a hint of a lovesick woman's resentment.

(Due to force majeure, I cannot write a three-character regulated verse.)
When the monkey fly flew over, it saw that she was talking to Red Boy with her head down, looking a bit furtive, so it wanted to sneak up and eavesdrop.

Unexpectedly, Iron Fan Fairy was very cautious at this time. As soon as it entered the soundproof barrier, it was immediately exposed.

So, it landed directly on the hairpin of this beautiful sister-in-law, revealed its identity, and started talking about "family ties".

The results were as expected.

When Mrs. Niu saw it, she was like a wealthy woman seeing her husband's friend, who had just been released from prison, come to stay at her house. Her face was full of disgust and suspicion, and she just wanted it to get lost as soon as possible, for fear that it would implicate her family and affect her children's future.

Red Boy even spat out a Samadhi Spark, which directly burned the low-grade hair-like monkey fly into blue smoke.

"what--!"

The monkey on the other side was also furious, gritting its teeth and saying:
"Back in the day, when I, Old Sun, reigned supreme in Flower Fruit Mountain, the only people with the surname Niu were those poor, remote places like Xiniu Hezhou, where spiritual veins were scattered. They didn't know how many favors they received from me, or how many enemies I helped them deal with."

"When it heard that I had defeated 100,000 heavenly soldiers and was to be named the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, it came to Flower Fruit Mountain, put its arm around my shoulder, and called itself something like 'Pacifying Heaven' or 'Overturning Heaven'."

"As a result, after Lao Tzu suppressed it under the Five Finger Mountain for five hundred years, it turned its back on the past and only wanted to be a good citizen."

“Okay, okay!

"That damned little bastard thinks he can become a celestial being? I, Old Sun, will send him to the underworld to be a short-lived ghost!"

As he spoke, he reached for the weapon in his ear.

Tang Xuanci was lucky he couldn't stop it. He called on Zhu Ritian for help, and after much persuasion, they finally managed to stop it.

On the arena, the competition had ended, with Wu Xigou's grand-disciple narrowly winning and advancing to the next round.

In the second round, the two candidates reached an agreement after going on stage to choose to be rematched with each other. They randomly drew lots from the remaining empty seats in front of everyone and then went off.

In the third round, the two candidates fought, but their strengths were vastly different, and the winner was quickly decided.

With Tang Xuanci's "battle" against Red Boy about to begin, the crowd outside the "Li"-character arena grew larger and larger. If it weren't for the no-fly zone in front of the Immortal Abode, the sky would probably be completely blocked.

Although 99.99% of people believe that Tang Xuanci is no match for Red Boy and will most likely forfeit, they still want to witness it with their own eyes.

Just then, an elderly monk from the Pure Land School led a group of people to squeeze behind Tang Xuanci and sternly reminded him:
"Under no circumstances should you go on stage to compete!"

"The Bull Demon King has betrayed Buddhism and embraced Taoism, and Red Boy's master is an immortal from the Taiqing lineage."

“Some people from the Taoist sect had previously conspired with his mother, Rakshasa, to give him instructions. Your duel with him was deliberately arranged. If you dare to fight, he will definitely take the opportunity to kill you!”

Ah this?

Upon hearing this, the monkey immediately frowned and said to Tang Xuanci:
"When I flew over just now, I saw that bitch saying something to that sour radish, and her eyes were looking in our direction. It's not impossible. I think you should stop fighting and go back to discuss this further."

The beaker also analyzed:

"From the Taoist perspective, your break from the control of Buddhism has given them an advantage in the struggle in Xiniu Hezhou."

"Now you have reappeared."

"If the Taoist sect cannot ascertain your stance, their safest strategy would be to eliminate you directly and maintain their advantage in the game. That's what they did back at Mount Li."

Seeing that Tang Xuanci remained silent, the old monk of the Pure Land School glanced at Chen Xiaoke beside him and said earnestly:
"Amitabha.

“Xuanci, your anger at Baozhuang Temple and your decision to abandon the pilgrimage were all caused by Wuse.”

"Now that she has returned safely, could you consider returning to Buddhism? If you have any requests, please speak them aloud, and this humble monk will truthfully report them to the Bodhisattva." Tang Xuanci was already extremely annoyed, and seeing that this old bald monk dared to propose such a "naive" and "unreasonable" idea, he immediately burst into curses and roared:

"Shut up! What does her safe return have to do with you?"

“Go tell that bitch Guanyin to hurry up and send Li Xian and Si Qin back to me, or I’ll blow up her Mount Luojia next time.”

"piss off!!!"

The sound was deafening inside the soundproof enclosure. The old monk's expression changed slightly. He emphasized again that the monk must not go on stage, and then turned and left.

Many people outside the soundproof barrier were also drawn to Tang Xuanci's excited appearance, wondering what had happened.

Suddenly, an examiner from the Doubu (a military unit) called out the names "Tang Xuanci" and "Niu Huoyun" on the stage, and the whole audience erupted in cheers.

"Pigeon!"

Chen Xiaoke was a little anxious and grabbed Tang Xuanci's arm to persuade him:

"They all say that Red Boy is the most powerful here, and he can breathe fire and burn people to death, so you shouldn't fight him."

"I also applied to be the City God, but maybe the people I encounter aren't very capable. Why don't I take your place? Anyway, I'll do whatever you say!"

The monkey and the pig also looked serious, urging him to abstain immediately, as saving his life was the priority.

Tang Xuanci's face was gloomy as he felt countless contemptuous and mocking gazes around him, and he was in great distress.

His emotions kept reminding him that he had to get up and do it, otherwise he would run out of energy.

But reason tells him that this is very irrational!
Red Boy was the first to fly onto the arena, his feet treading on flames. He hovered in mid-air, his eyes instantly locking onto Tang Xuanci. He raised a finger to point at Tang's nose and shouted:

"You unruly monkey's master, come up here and die!"
"If you don't dare to fight me, I'll tell your disciple to stop calling himself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven and change his name to Voldemort."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

This arrogant and incredibly cute child's voice, paired with two topknots, gave all the females in the audience a strangely endearing contrast, making it quite adorable.

But in the eyes of Tang Xuanci and his disciples, it was absolutely infuriating!

Upon hearing "Voldemort," the monkey was so excited it felt like its lungs were about to explode, and it rushed onto the stage without a second thought.

In a moment of 0.12 seconds.

A strong, powerful arm tightly embraced its thin neck.

Tang Xuanci pressed his forehead against its fluffy head and said sternly:

"Wukong!
"Don't eat this pickled radish! How dare you insult me! I can't stand it anymore!"
"Keep an eye on the area around the arena for me. No matter what happens inside, don't interfere!"

Seeing the fierce glint in his eyes, the monkey was taken aback, wondering what this monk wanted to do, whether he really dared to go on stage and fight that kid.

Tang Xuanci patted its shoulder, pushed away Chen Xiaoke's hand, and suddenly leaped onto the arena, tearing his Taoist robe to shreds and revealing a body of explosively muscular physique!
Cuteness is worthless compared to sexiness.

No female in the room paid any attention to Red Boy anymore; all their eyes were glued to Tang Xuanci, and hormones such as estradiol and progesterone were being secreted wildly in their bodies.

Even Rakshasa Girl's red lips parted slightly as she looked on, and she couldn't help but think of the days before the Bull Demon King moved to Mount Jilei and lived with that Jade-Faced Burning Fox. Her feet unconsciously came together a little.

Everyone was surprised to see that Tang Xuanci not only went on stage but also tore his clothes, looking like he was about to get down to business.

The examiners from the fighting department were also surprised. After pausing for two seconds, they asked according to procedure:

"Tang Xuanci, Niu Huoyun, do you two want to change your opponents who received a bye?"

Red Boy, standing at 1.2 meters tall, landed with a "whoosh" in front of Tang Xuanci, staring at him at point-blank range like an MMB athlete taunting him at a press conference:

"What opponent should we choose?"

"Among those people, is there anyone more useless than this bald monk?"
"I've heard that all the monsters want to eat this monk. I'll have a taste of him later!"

Upon hearing the word "Tang Monk's flesh," the onlookers all wore strange expressions.

Tang Xuanci chuckled, glancing down at the little boy whose head almost reached his navel, and said with a smile:

"Are you a man or a woman? If you want to eat me, you don't have to get so close. This way of eating... did you learn it from your mother?"

Ah this?

There was a moment of silence, followed by a burst of laughter and moans.

“Ah, I understand,” Princess Wansheng’s eyes narrowed into crescent moons as she looked at Tang Xuanci and giggled, “This wicked monk… he’s really bad.”

The Rakshasa woman was filled with shame and indignation. Her beautiful eyes stared at Tang Xuanci with murderous intent, and her legs unconsciously came together again.

(End of this chapter)