Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 209 Golden Core Realm Expert?
All the males in the audience fell silent, while all the females were moved to tears.

After an unknown amount of time, a Thunder God roared angrily, ordering Tang Xuanci to come up immediately, or he would be disqualified from the competition!

"Zizi-"

Tang Xuanci stuck out his tongue, not bothering to ask Chen Xiaoke how she knew to come here to find him, and immediately pointed to the bottom of the steps and said:

"See that monkey and that pig? Go find them. Don't wander off; there are bad people everywhere here!"

Having said that, he took a hundred steps in one go and instantly rushed onto the "Separation" body verification platform.

Fortunately, the Thunder God in charge of verifying his identity didn't say anything more, but his gaze was not only strange but also filled with deep suspicion, and he quickly began to investigate.

The continent's tests are extremely rigorous.

First, they asked about proving their identity;
Then, use a superior demon-revealing mirror to scan the entire body;
Finally, blood and semen are collected and compared with body tissues.

Tang Xuanci had actually experienced this process once before when he was applying for his immortal ID card at Mount Li.

If a person is a human or a demon with a cultivation level above the Nascent Soul Realm, 99.9% of them, except for those who are unregistered, have had their data and samples collected by the Heavenly Court, mainly for the purpose of catching them.

Due to the sheer number of demon cultivators at the Golden Core stage, and the Heavenly Court's inefficient operations, the database for them is still incomplete.

It is worth mentioning that the Buddha's magic headband is definitely a top-tier treasure in the Three Realms.

Back on Mount Li, Tang Xuanci could sense that among those examining his body, there were clearly some who were deliberately probing for the Longevity Fruit.

The current Thunder God is the same; his examination time is significantly longer than that of other candidates.

But despite exhausting all means, they still couldn't find even a trace of the magic circlet.

Finally, the Thunder God gave up. After planting a divine seal similar to an anti-counterfeiting mark in Tang Xuanci's palm, he announced that he had verified Tang Xuanci's identity.

The immortal from Doubu confiscated his cigarettes, betel nuts, and lighter, and pointed to an open space below the steps that was protected by a barrier and guarded by heavenly soldiers. He told him to go in and stand in his assigned position and not to leave without permission.

Once all the candidates have arrived, the Heavenly Tribulation Thunder Sound Trial will begin immediately.

Another half hour passed while they waited.

But the Immortal of the Doubu continued to call out names, and most of the seats next to him were empty. It was hard to know how long this would continue.

Tang Xuanci felt that this arrangement was simply outrageous. He thought to himself that if the college entrance examination were like this, half of the students would probably faint from hunger before the test papers were even handed out.

But then I thought about it again. When cultivators go into seclusion, it can take anywhere from a few months to several decades or even a hundred years. This amount of time doesn't seem like much at all.

Since he had nothing better to do, he noticed a leopard spirit, gleaming with golden light, finally appearing in the empty space next to him, and spoke up:
"Hey, where are you from?"

The leopard demon was taken aback, his gaze clearly uneasy, and he cautiously replied:

"I am from Hidden Mist Mountain in France, and I have come to pay my respects to the Holy Monk."

"Hidden Mist Mountain? Never heard of it. Who's your boss?"

"Uh... I'm an independent person, without any sect or leader."

"Damn, you don't have any? Then you'll be working for me from now on! Come on, call me Master Tang, and I'll protect you and make you live forever."

"Huh? This..."

"Call!"

"Master Tang."

Two and a half hours later, the seats around Tang Xuanci were almost full.

Just as he was recruiting his ninth follower, he suddenly heard the Celestial Immortal of the Dipper Department shout loudly:

"Number 438 of the Kun character, Wu Se!"

Ok?
Tang Xuanci was taken aback, thinking to himself that this Buddhist name sounded familiar. Wasn't it the one Guanyin gave to Chen Xiaoke?
Looking over, one could see that the fellow moved like a rabbit and actually ran up the jade steps.

The crowd erupted in uproar again, discussing her identity.

The females, in particular, were curious about the little nun who had been able to kiss the Queen of Beauty in public with a snake, and were also somewhat envious.

isn't it?
Tang Xuanci was dumbfounded, thinking to himself, "Could it be that she didn't know I was coming to take the Heavenly Immortal exam, but came to take it herself and just happened to run into me?"

But... let's not even talk about why she wanted to come, or how she dared to come?

The requirement for becoming a Celestial Immortal is a cultivation level of at least the Golden Core Realm; otherwise, one cannot even register. In other words, this simpleton must have at least a Golden Core Realm cultivation level.

He immediately recalled what the Great Free Heaven had said: that Chen Xiaoke ate some kind of immortal fruit and strange insects on a demon island, and that he was enlightened by some Bodhisattva during his Nirvana on the immortal island.

Could it be because of this that she turned misfortune into blessing, achieving instant success and directly forming a golden core?
Holy crap, this works?
Tang Xuanci couldn't help but marvel at the importance of resources for a person's progress.

Imagine, if Chen Xiaoke hadn't been captured by Guanyin, how would she have come into contact with these things?
If he hadn't spent sixteen years in prison at Jinshan Temple, and had been born to be associated with the Old Mother of Lishan, he would surely have long since become a god despite his mortal body.

Before long, Chen Xiaoke passed the physical examination smoothly and then happily went down the steps and ran towards the test barrier.

Watching her running posture, which resembled Ultraman Seven, Tang Xuanci frowned and cursed inwardly that this idiot was a complete idiot.

"Pigeon!"

As soon as Chen Xiaoke ran into the barrier area, she excitedly shouted again, searching everywhere for Tang Xuanci's figure.

Tang Xuanci also raised his voice, saying irritably:
"Who gave you permission to take the exam? Are you looking for death? Get out of here right now and stay with those monkeys and pigs, waiting for me!"

"I came here of my own accord."

Chen Xiaoke explained:

"I heard you were in Baoxiang Kingdom before, so I went to find you. I found that the people there were so pitiful, almost unable to survive. So I promised them that I would become the City God to help them."

Ah this?

Hearing her noble and righteous reasons, as well as her goal that was so inconsistent with her aura, several thousand candidates showed strange expressions, and many of the arrogant ones even laughed out loud.

Tang Xuanci was even more speechless, thinking to himself, "Good heavens, you actually want to be the City God?"

Do you know how many immortals and demons are eyeing that spot?
He immediately cursed:
"Help me? Are you some kind of merciful Guanyin? Have you gone mad from listening to people chanting sutras? Don't die here later, just drop out of the exam right now!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Xiaoke's lips turned down, and she said anxiously, "Don't worry, Gege, I'm really good now."

"Fuck your mother's head! Give it to me now!"

"Shut up!" a cold, sharp rebuke suddenly rang out. "One more word and you'll be disqualified immediately!"

Tang Xuanci choked on the words he was about to say, remembering that he had just been warned once, and was really afraid that he would be disqualified directly. He could only watch Chen Xiaoke go to a far away area, and mentally slap her butt a million times.

Before we knew it, the sun had already begun to set in the west, hanging high above the highest peak of Mount Taihua.

Finally, all the candidates present were identified and gathered within the boundary of the square, forming a square formation with a distance of two zhang between them.

Besides the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the outer perimeter, there were three hundred people dressed in purple robes scattered among the candidates.

Their existence is to rescue candidates who cannot withstand the thunderous sound of the heavenly tribulation from the barrier in time, so as to avoid casualties.

As for the larger number of onlookers, they were all driven away to a distance of over 100 feet from the border.

"Rumble--"

A terrifying commotion came from inside the immortal abode.

As everyone looked up, they saw a silver bell, large enough to cover 500,000 square kilometers, rise into the sky, casting a huge shadow as it flew over and hovered above the heads of the examinees.

Before the bell rang, a powerful pressure descended, causing all the examinees to tense up and feel uneasy.

This Heavenly Tribulation Thunder Sound Trial has been going on for nearly a thousand years.

Sha Ritian had also participated in the continental exam. Although he did not pass, he was very familiar with the process of the martial arts test and knew how to use professional methods to achieve similar practice results.

Therefore, Tang Xuanci looked up at the dark and terrifying smoke inside the bell, not at all worried that he would not be able to withstand it.

But he was genuinely worried that Chen Xiaoke, that fool, wouldn't be able to handle it.

What if the purple-robed man in charge of her area is a lackey of the Daoist sect and deliberately refuses to help her? Wouldn't that be disastrous?
"The first phase of the Martial Arts Test, the Heavenly Tribulation Thunder Sound Trial, begins!"

With a command from the Star Official of the Dipper, the surface of the enormous silver bell shimmered with light, and countless lightning patterns suddenly lit up inside, causing it to tremble violently.

"Om-"

Instantly, an invisible sound wave descended from above, enveloping all the examinees.

(End of this chapter)