Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 192 Chen Xiaoke's Fantastic Journey
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The faint sounds of childbirth could be heard echoing from the abandoned grotto.

Two heads stood against the wall, their shadows dancing in the firelight; one was the Great Free Heaven, and the other was the Void Slash Master.

As for Venerable Fire Seal, who cultivated into an immortal from an unknown beast, he was already being cooked in the Thorn Cauldron.

"Now you can tell me, right? Chen Xiaoke, how exactly did this happen?"

This time, Tang Xuanci didn't use the monkey's voice, but asked the same question again.

The Great Free Heaven closed his only uninjured eye, remained silent for a moment, and then spoke:

"Tang Xuanci, this matter is really not our fault."

"It was the people of Emperor Gouchen who accidentally discovered the whereabouts of the Bodhisattva's attendant and Wuse at the junction of the South Sea and the West Sea. They immediately revealed this to the Taoists and even sent powerful demons to help them launch an attack, hoping to kidnap Wuse."

"Finally, I received a plea for help from Sudhana, and led my men to the scene in time, where we fought a fierce battle."

"When they realized they couldn't succeed, they turned their attention to killing Wu Se."

"Although Sudhana fought desperately to save him, Wuse was still affected and was struck by the tail of a dragon demon, falling into a hundred-foot-high wave."

"Later, we only found half of her remains in the sea, mostly bones and flesh, which had been almost completely eaten by aquatic creatures."

Tang Xuanci listened indifferently, and unconsciously smoked most of the cigarette between his fingers in one go.

He suddenly flew into a rage, shoving the cigarette butt out of Da Zizai Tian's eyeball, then slapped him dozens of times in the groin, gritting his teeth and saying:

"Damn it! They're pulling this trick on me again. Do you think I'd believe you just because you say it was the Taoists?"
"Would those bitch's men really risk their lives to protect her?"
"The sea is so vast, and only a few people cross it. How could they possibly be discovered by chance?!"

The Great Lord of Freedom had never suffered such humiliation, and roared in grief and indignation:
"Tang Xuanci! If you don't believe me, why ask?"

"That fierce battle was very loud, and there must have been people nearby who knew about it. Moreover, Sudhana lost all his cultivation to protect her, and now only a wisp of his soul remains."

"These can all be verified."

"As for why they were exposed, it was because of an accident that happened along the way, and ultimately, it was all Wu Se's own fault!"
"Tang Xuanci, the Buddha and Bodhisattvas are forcing you to go to the Western Paradise, which is truly a painstaking effort."

"It is only because the evil heretics do not want another holy Buddha to emerge from Mount Ling that they have gone to great lengths to harm you. We have no choice but to resort to such drastic measures."

"As the Buddhist saying goes: The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, but turning back is the shore. If you can wake up now, it's not too late!"

Tang Xuanci concluded his speech with a large punctuation mark, and then said:

"What are the Twenty-Four Heavenly Kings? They're just as cowardly as mortals."

"What's the point of saying such brainless things? You're so afraid of dying, I'll give you one last chance."

"You two recount the whole story, starting from when they left, including the time, place, and people involved. Whoever gives the most detailed account will live."

With that, he picked up the head of the man who had been slashed in the air and threw it to the other side of the cave, leaving Sha Dingtian to take a statement alone.

Half an hour later, they had all finished confessing.

It is said that—

Only three people escorted Chen Xiaoke to Xiniu Hezhou.

Besides Sudhana, there are two goldfish that have cultivated themselves into immortals, one named "Guangda" and the other named "Linggan".

No one knows the specifics, but the facts prove that they were all very close to Chen Xiaoke, so close that they would risk their lives for each other.

Because the trip had to be kept strictly confidential, they could not ride the clouds directly, but instead drifted at sea on small rafts.

Of course, the two goldfish would help push the boat along, making it quite fast.

However, along the way, Jin Tong was bewitched by Chen Xiao Ke, and because he was also a bit playful, he secretly went to a demon island to play.

Chen Xiaoke accidentally ate a "Nine Tribulations Thunder Heart Fruit" on the island, which caused her whole body to become paralyzed and she couldn't even close her mouth.

Then the fruit's energy dissipated, attracting two ancient alien insects that crawled into her belly and perished together in their struggle for the power of the Thunder Heart Fruit.

Ultimately, this caused the three powerful true energies within her body to suppress each other, resulting in a complete loss of control.

Although she miraculously survived, her life was in danger.

After discovering this, Sudhana was afraid of being punished by the Bodhisattva, so instead of seeking help from his own people, he ran to another fairy island, hoping to find a wandering immortal who was skilled in medicine to cure Chen Xiaoke and resolve the matter.

But on that island, Chen Xiaoke stirred things up again, unintentionally disrupting the chessboard of a reclusive master.

This person was none other than the Bodhisattva Mahasthamaprapta, who had been missing for hundreds of years and was once as famous as Guanyin Bodhisattva, serving as the left and right attendants of Amitabha Buddha!

It's unclear what this Bodhisattva was thinking, but he took Chen Xiaoke to a mountain peak, set up an array to block outsiders, and formed the Nirvana Lotus Seal—

First, Chen Xiaoke underwent the Four Transformations Initiation to refine his consciousness;

He then emitted the light of the relics, causing extraordinary phenomena in the heavens and earth. He entered Nirvana without being reborn and passed away peacefully.

The Bodhisattva's Nirvana caused a great commotion, attracting the attention of various surrounding forces, and even alarming the Heavenly Court.

Their whereabouts were exposed at this point.

Sudhana dared not linger there and immediately fled with the unconscious Chen Xiaoke. Only after discovering they were being followed and unable to shake them off did they send a signal for help. Then, just as Mahasthamaprapta had previously said, Chen Xiaoke suffered another severe injury while still unconscious.

In the end, the gods of the South Sea searched with all their might, but only found half a limb.

Judging from the aquatic life in that area, Chen Xiaoke's body was most likely eaten by ferocious fish, with virtually no chance of survival.

Tang Xuanci compared the statements of Kongzhan Shangren and Dazizaitian. He desperately wanted to find a contradiction, but unfortunately, they were completely consistent.

No logical flaws were found even in the beaker, and many key points are falsifiable.

Only the sentence about the fierce battle—

Seeing that they couldn't succeed, they turned their attention to killing Wu Se.

Replace it with:

Seeing that Wuse was about to be taken away, we decisively killed her.

And also beavers.

Tang Xuanci could only accept reality and quickly said indifferently:

"Wujing, they gave very detailed accounts. To be fair, let's kill them all."

Upon hearing this, both heads let out angry curses filled with resentment and panic.

"Shashasha~"

The concrete surged forward like a living thing, engulfing the two heads and the curses, crushing and grinding them, making a sound that sent chills down one's spine.

In the Great Free Heaven of the South China Sea, one's body dies and one's Tao vanishes.

Just then, a soft whimper echoed from the deepest part of the cave, followed by a monkey's cry:
"Monk, your wife has given birth."

Tang Xuanci took a deep breath and went inside.

Under the watchful eyes of a female nun, she carefully cleaned away the bloodstains and wrapped an infant in swaddling clothes.

Unlike ordinary newborns who are wrinkled and red, she was fair and tender with thick baby hair.

Unlike ordinary newborns who cry and wriggle erratically, it appeared unusually calm.

Tang Xuanci took her and held her in his arms.

The baby girl felt the warmth of the arms, and at that moment, she was so happy she almost died young. She made babbling sounds, as if learning to speak:
"Tang Lang".

Tang Xuanci forced a smile, gave the still-open skull a peck, and said:

"Huibao, grow up quickly!"

"Ah."

The baby girl looked shy, but mustered her courage and nodded.

In her past life, she cultivated the path of ruthlessness;

All she ever wanted in her life was to be a married woman.

"Hurry up, there's not much time left," the monkey suddenly spoke up, interrupting them in a very unromantic way.

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci saw that the female cultivator had already helped the woman in labor cleanse and change her clothes, so he had the monkey knock her unconscious.

Immediately afterwards, the other three comrades, who had all returned to their original forms, were summoned.

Then he released Lady White Bone, who directly used her supernatural powers to possess the woman in labor, turning her into a clone.

"Wukong and I will leave now."

"Once things are settled, you can tell that dead nun to pass on a message to Buddha and Guanyin."

"Then just leave her and those two women behind, and be careful!"

Upon hearing this, Nailong stole a glance at the baby girl in his arms and said irritably, "I think you're the one who should be careful, lest you die."

Sha Dingtian also said:
"Yes, Master, you must be very careful as you put yourself in such danger."

"Even if the celestial beings and gods in heaven don't interfere openly, the Buddhist sect certainly won't sit idly by."

“There are other forces that might secretly attack you from outside the city.”

Hui Bao was completely confused and alarmed. She asked urgently, "Tang Lang, where are you going?"

"It's alright, don't worry," Tang Xuanci smiled. "I'm going back to Chang'an."

After saying that, ignoring Nailong's disgust, she forcefully cut in line and squeezed Huibao into Baby Happy Valley.

Then, amidst laughter and banter, he and the monkey sped away!

(End of this chapter)