Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 190 Can't Bear It Anymore

Inside the Dharma Hall, the air was filled with the fragrance of sandalwood.

A male creature with three eyes and eight arms sat high on the platform, wearing a seven-jeweled Mani crown and holding sandalwood prayer beads, exuding an extremely mystical aura.

He is the "Great Free Heaven," one of the twenty-four heavens of the South China Sea under the seat of Guanyin.

(This refers specifically to the Twenty-Four Heavenly Kings of Guanyin in Journey to the West, not the Twenty-Four Heavenly Kings of Buddhism. Otherwise, it would be very inappropriate, as the Ziwei Emperor is even considered a protector by Buddhism. Is that a good thing?)
On his left and right were two guardians—

A man weighing two hundred kilograms, with a crimson left arm and a deep blue right arm, and a fierce appearance, was called "The Venerable Fire Seal".
A man weighing ninety kilograms, carrying a giant ruler on his back, with a cold and stern gaze, was known as "Master Kongzhan".

The abbot of Baozhuang Temple could only sit at the children's table, respectfully waiting outside the door, not daring to utter a sound.

The three brothers, Wu and Zi, stood below the altar, and heard the Great Free Heaven speak in a clear, ethereal voice:
"Tang Xuanci is violent and wicked. If he does not see Wuse this time, he will probably not give up and may even do something self-destructive."

"This is something that Buddha and Bodhisattvas would never want to happen."

"So, keep an eye on him these days and try your best to calm him down."

"After a few more days, when the Heavenly Court uses methods such as the Demon-Revealing Mirror to verify his cultivation level and classifies him as a cultivator, you should immediately subdue him and imprison him in the Sumeru Buddha Treasure bestowed by the Bodhisattva."

"He must not be allowed to regain mobility until he has calmed down."

"As for what is done openly, Wukong would use his clones to transform into his appearance and continue his journey westward to preach and spread the teachings."

"We are now close to the Western Paradise, so we don't need to worry too much about the obstacles posed by foreign evil forces on the road ahead."

"But Tang Xuanci's soul and body are very special, and his fake body must have flaws."

"Therefore, the closer you get to Mount Ling, the more vigilant you must be, especially wary of old friends of Jin Chan coming to contact you, and see through their deception."

"Remember, Tang Xuanci can only go to Mount Ling voluntarily."

"If there are any unusual circumstances, you should avoid them if possible;"

"If there is no way to avoid it, then put him into a state of unconsciousness to deal with it temporarily, and immediately send a message for help."

As soon as he finished speaking, Venerable Huoyin took out a Sumeru Jade Bracelet, threw it to Wuneng, and taught him how to use it.

Zhu Wuneng blankly accepted the treasure, thinking to himself that he was doomed and that if the monk knew about this, he would definitely be furious.

Sha Wujing's heart was also stirred. He wanted to ask about the details of Chen Xiaoke's accident, but given his current status, he couldn't ask.

Suddenly, the monkey spoke up, frowning as he asked, "How exactly did that little girl get into trouble? In which sea area did it happen?"

Upon hearing this, the Great Free Heaven turned its three eyes and looked down at the skinny monkey below the altar, saying emotionlessly:
"Don't ask any more questions."

"I know you're a monkey who won't get up early for nothing."

"The Bodhisattva specially ordered me to bring you a Five-Turn Golden Elixir. If you can play the role of Tang Xuanci well, you will be given another one after you finish preaching in the capital of a country."

"Once we arrive at Mount Ling, I will keep my promise regarding the fruit I promised you, and you can also remove the headband from your head."

"Did you hear that clearly?"

After saying that, he flipped his palm for the third time and produced a pill box, but he did not give it to the monkey immediately. Instead, he waited for the monkey to agree.

But the monkey showed no interest in the golden elixir; instead, it chuckled and pressed on, asking:
"How exactly did that little girl get into trouble? Is she definitely dead?"
"You kept promising to return that little girl to him, but now you've disappeared without even an explanation."

"Everyone knows that I, Old Sun, became his disciple at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. If I join you in harming him now, won't it ruin my reputation if word gets out?"

Seeing this, the Great Free Heaven's three eyes narrowed, radiating immense pressure, and it said:

"Sun Wukong, don't forget, it was the Buddha and Bodhisattva's will to rescue you from the mountain."

"Tang Xuanci is nothing but an ant. Once he reaches Mount Ling, the journey to obtain the scriptures will be like a passing cloud, and no one will mention it again."

"I will ask you one more time: have you understood the Bodhisattva's will?"

In the courtyard where bamboo shadows swayed, Tang Xuanci and Nailongma heard his words clearly through the live broadcast by the monkey insects.

The monkey had long disliked the three pretentious people on the altar, and fanned the flames, saying:
"Did you hear that? He called you an ant. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to stand it."

"If you ask me, I'd say just kill them all, then go to Chang'an and execute Plan B. With our current strength, if we can completely remove the bindings, would we even need to go on a pilgrimage?"

"Besides, they've already tried to forcibly take you to Mount Ling. If you continue heading west, who knows what even bigger trouble might arise!"

Upon hearing this, Nailong's expression changed again. Fearing that Tang Xuanci would actually listen to his advice, he immediately said:
"Don't be impulsive. Although this place isn't in the city, it's not far away. If a fight breaks out, it will definitely alert the City God Temple."

"What are you afraid of?" the monkey said. "Just kill everyone, then if the Heavenly Court asks, just say it was done by demons or the Taoist sect, and the Buddhist sect will have to swallow this bitter pill."

"But……"

A monkey and a horse, one on the left and one on the right, were urgently trying to persuade them.

Tang Xuanci ignored it all, only hearing another delicate little mouth chattering away—

"Gege, Young Master Zhao will be hosting a banquet at Jixianglou again in a few days. I'll steal lots and lots of meat for you to eat then."

"Four hundred and ninety-nine, five hundred! Pigeon is amazing! You did five hundred bench presses in a row. You don't need to do a thousand squats today, right?"

What does "I want Disney" mean?

"Then I'll go take a shower first."

……

"No, I don't want to, I want to be with Pigeon!"

He himself never expected that he could remember so many words that he hadn't paid any attention to at the time so clearly.

Perhaps, besides his biological mother, she was the first woman who made him feel truly loved.

Coming to his senses, he grabbed the handlebars of the pink scooter and silently sat down again.

Under the watchful eyes of the monkey and the dragon, he turned the key to start the engine, pushed off with his feet to back up, turned the motorcycle around, accelerated, put his feet on the pedals, and lifted the wheelie.

Duang ~
The rear wheel hit the door sill, the car twisted violently, and then regained its balance.

"Wukong, don't let that damned nun get away."

After leaving those words, the little motorcycle accelerated again and sped off towards the front hall of the temple.

Actually, the most left-leaning comrade in the group wasn't Monkey, but him.

If it weren't for his home planet and the desire to reclaim what he had lost, he wouldn't have been able to tolerate even the slightest thing.

The motorcycle sped past the monks' quarters, pagodas, and kitchen buildings, rattling down the stairs and tracing a graceful arc across the square before coming to a stop in front of the Zhaotang Hall.

The Zhaotang and Fatang are actually the same building, one in front of the other. At this moment, many monks are chanting sutras inside.

Hearing the commotion, an elder and a disciple walked to the door, looked at the man who had arrived on a motorcycle with surprise, and put their hands together in greeting:

"Namo Vairocana Buddha. What brings Venerable Xuanci here?"

Tang Xuanci remained silent, opened the Anywhere Door, pulled out a rocket launcher and slung it over his shoulder, then took out a pyro-nitrogen cation rocket with the largest propellant charge and loaded it onto the launcher.

He then braced himself, got out of the car, and, under the astonished gazes of the two monks, aimed at the open gate of the hall and fired directly.

boom---!
The rocket shot through the air, leaving a trail of explosive flame, and entered the hall.

In an instant, the two monks at the door were engulfed by a blindingly bright flash of light.

Immediately afterwards, the earth shook violently, and towering flames erupted.

The majestic and solemn main hall, along with the Dharma Hall in front of it, was blown to pieces.

The entire roof was blown off, bricks and tiles shattered, and stone chips rained down all around like a storm.

The walls were completely destroyed on all sides, and the overwhelming shockwave continued to spread, even collapsing the back wall of the main hall in front of the Dharma Hall.

The Buddha statue crashed face down, causing the kneeling worshippers in front of it to be utterly humiliated.

("Daxiong" is an epithet of Buddha, not Nobita Nobi.)
(End of this chapter)