Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 182 Give Me Back My Daughter's Life
Tang Xuanci and the others each lit a cigarette, waiting for Zhu Wuneng while joking around.

"Believe it or not, that idiot definitely won't be back in half an hour."

"Damn it, I've already set the alarm, not a minute more!" Tang Xuanci threw the pager on the table.

"Disgusting, doesn't he care about the dirt?" Milk Dragon muttered under his breath, inexplicably relieved that it wasn't Tang Xuanci who went to pay for the service, otherwise, wouldn't he indirectly get dirty next time?

Thinking of this, and then imagining it further, she immediately thought of the Old Mother of Lishan.

Ah this!

Me and the Old Mother of Lishan?

Immediately, the horse was in a bad mood, unconsciously flicking its tail like a whisk to relieve the itch.

"Hey, why is Second Brother back already?" Sha Wujing suddenly asked in surprise.

Everyone glanced to the side and saw that Zhu Wuneng had indeed emerged from the tall weeds, looking somewhat lost and dejected, his big belly still unchanged.

"Holy crap, how come you're back already?" Tang Xuanci was also a little surprised: "Aren't you an expert at enduring battles? I just finished a cigarette and you're done?"

The monkey mercilessly mocked, "Hehehe, so this fool has been talking big all day, he's just a show-off."

Even the healer, with less than five battles of experience, looked puzzled, feeling that the time was indeed too short. If that rogue monk was also like this, he certainly wouldn't be able to enjoy himself to the fullest.
Ah this?

Could it be true, as he said, that I pretend to hate it on the surface, but actually like it deep down?

Suddenly realizing the seriousness of the problem, she felt both ashamed and flustered. Her heart, which was full of male chauvinism, was beating like that of a little girl.

Zhu Wuneng plopped down on the stone bench, hearing the biting sarcasm and being met with contemptuous glances. He especially noticed that even the three girls from A, B, and C not far away were watching them and covering their mouths to chuckle. His self-esteem was hit by a ton of damage.

"Finished? What do you mean, finished!"

He opened his mouth to defend himself, but then hesitated and stammered as he spoke:
"Hey, let's hurry up and leave. That guy's got some issues, what bad luck!"

"Really?" Tang Xuanci felt something was off about him no matter how he looked at him, and frowned, "You're sick in the head and you still dare to take my money? Where is he?"

Zhu Wuneng said, "Oh dear, you have mountains of gold, why would you care about such a small amount of money? Forget it, let's hurry on our way."

The monkey said, "This naan-branch idiot is acting strangely. He abandoned the beauty and came back without even eating a bite of food, just eager to leave. Could it be that he didn't know his own strength and killed her?"

Zhu Wuneng remained silent.

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci stared at him in shock, "Really dead?"

Zhu Wuneng finally started cursing:

"What the hell is this bad luck! You can't blame me for this. That guy must have some serious illness, maybe even a stroke. He just died without saying a word."

He paused, then suddenly looked at the monkey suspiciously, pointing at it and saying...
"Was it you, you damned monkey, who held a grudge after seeing me pick the best one and secretly caused someone's death?"

"I caused Mom's head to fall!"

"Shh!" Tang Xuanci glanced at a few pedestrians who had just entered the restaurant and asked in a low voice, "So where are you now? Are you just leaving them here?"

Zhu Wuneng said, "Do you expect me to carry her out, buy a coffin, give her a grand burial, and then ask you to chant sutras and perform a ritual for her? Let's get out of here and stay away from this unlucky place."

"Screw you leaving. Those women will find out as soon as they get there."

Tang Xuanci said:

"We're not far from White Tiger City. What if the news gets to the government office?"
"The Wuzhuang Temple matter was already a mess, and the Buddhist representatives specifically instructed us to abide by the rules. Now that something has happened, what if they find an excuse to detain my people?"
"Wukong, go take a look and clean up the scene."

The monkey secretly split into two, transforming into mosquitoes and flies, and flew to the scene.

In less than the time it takes to smoke a cigarette, it was cleaned up, and it told everyone:
"I examined her and found that the village girl did indeed seem to have died suddenly. I couldn't find any problems with her body. Hehehe, serves that idiot right for being so unlucky."

So the five of them treated the incident as a minor episode, settled the bill, and continued on their way.

However, they had only gone a few miles when they were caught up by several mule carts and blocked their way.

The three women, A, B, and C, were already in the car. Pointing at the five people—the master and his disciples—they said:

"That's them."

"That's right, Xiangju was taken away by that blond man, and then she disappeared."

"She still has quite a bit of gold on her..."

Immediately afterwards, another family, along with relatives and friends, got off the bus, making a total of ten people.

The old man and the farmer, who were in the lead, were very agitated. They claimed to be the father and husband of the D-cup village girl and questioned Tang Xuanci and his family about what they had done to their daughter and daughter-in-law! The master and his five disciples were speechless and choked with emotion, feeling that this matter was simply outrageous.

The monkey chuckled sinisterly:
"Now look what's happened. That idiot Wuneng caused a death, and now her whole family is coming to look for her, dragging us along."

"Whoever caused the trouble should clean it up."

"Take advantage of the fact that no one is around now and quickly take care of them. Dig a hole and bury them, and we'll keep watch for you."

Zhu Wuneng said dejectedly:

“Listen to this, is that human language? There’s still a child here! Besides, it’s her own fault for being sick, what does it have to do with me? If you really want to know, the trouble was started by Master. She said she couldn’t afford it, but he still insisted on asking for more money.”

"You son of a bitch!" Tang Xuanci kicked him, feeling annoyed by the noise of the crowd.

At this moment, Sha Dingtian said:
"Master, something feels off."

"Actually, we were very vigilant the whole way, and we even used a spell to silence ourselves when we spoke."

"When the second senior brother went to play, we checked the surrounding area to see if there were any Buddhist spies. Afterwards, the eldest senior brother cleaned up the traces."

"Logically speaking, even if these ordinary people discovered that the village girl had disappeared and suspected something had happened, they hadn't even found her body. Why would they so readily meddle in this matter and even bring her family to chase after her?"

Tang Xuanci felt that this made a lot of sense. Looking at the large family in front of him, his pupils dilated slightly, and layers of overlapping images, like a kaleidoscope, appeared in his eyes.

Suddenly, everything in his eyes became bizarre and surreal.

Between heaven, earth, mountains, and forests, there seems to be a spiritual energy mingling;

Light and shadow auras also appeared around mortals, constantly flowing and dissipating. If you looked closely, you could even clearly see the outlines of their meridians.

This is the Amaterasu Double Pupil, formed by the love of the Old Mother of Lishan. Just like a body organ, it can be used without casting a spell, but it will be tiring to look at for a while.

It is said that as long as one is discerning, even ordinary demons and immortals who have learned the art of transformation and can turn into ordinary animals can be seen through by this eye technique.

Unless the opponent has reached the Buddhist state of "Great Arhat without leakage" or the Taoist state of "Golden Body without leakage," and can gather the superimposed particles in their body to the extreme, they cannot reveal a single flaw in Amaterasu's double pupils.

Tang Xuanci had already used this thing to compare the differences between mortals and beasts, and monkeys, pigs, and sand horses in different states.

Upon closer inspection of the villagers, it was discovered that apart from some signs of sub-health or poor health, they were otherwise perfectly healthy.

He knew that the monkey must have seen it with its fiery eyes after hearing Sha Dingtian's words, and might even have scanned it with its divine sense, so he closed his double pupils and looked at it.

However, after a quick glance, it became clear that the group in front of him were just ordinary mortals, and it seemed that Sha Dingtian had been overthinking things.

At this point, the entire family of the D-cup village girl became even more agitated when they saw that no one was responding.

Tang Xuanci said impatiently:
"Damn it, all of you, shut the hell up."

"The woman you're talking about did business with my apprentice, but when they got to the woods, a tiger suddenly ran out and carried her away. You should accept this as a loss."

"Well, since she died on her way to work, I'll treat it as a work injury, okay?"

As he spoke, he pulled out more than a dozen huge gold ingots and threw them over.

"Boom, boom, boom..."

A weighty voice rang out beneath their feet. It's no exaggeration to say that this much money couldn't be bought even if they sold their entire family ten times over.

However, after a brief moment of stunned silence, they became even more indignant and disregarded the money, with one child even picking up the gold and throwing it back at them.

"My poor little daughter! Give me back my daughter's life!"

"Who wants your filthy money? And you're saying the tiger was carried off? Who would believe that? How could a tiger end up near the main road?"

"They must have killed the girl. No, they must be arrested and taken to the county government!"

Someone shouted, and a dozen people angrily surrounded Tang Xuanci and his disciples, pulling and shoving them.

One of the peasant women, taking advantage of the cover, slipped behind Tang Xuanci. Underneath her hair bun at the back of her head, a pinkish bone spur was slowly growing out.

Then, just as she grabbed the 280g long-staple cotton T-shirt, a watermelon exploded first, followed by a gunshot like a dragon!

It turned out that Tang Xuanci had reached his limit, so he took out his Air2 and smashed the head of the D-cup village girl's father.

"You son of a bitch, don't you dare ask for it?"

Without any hesitation, he fired another shot, blowing the peasant woman's skull off.

Then came the village girl's husband, her eldest uncle, her second uncle, her nephew... "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" One shot after another!
(End of this chapter)