Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 1 Super Handsome Boy

"Buddha, I feel like something is not right with this life's Golden Cicada."

A woman in white, who was both Buddhist and lustful, and two ugly-looking men sat opposite each other in a Zen temple in the mountains, drinking tea.

"What's wrong?"

"His temperament has changed significantly compared to his previous nine lives. Not only is he as hot-tempered as fire, he's also extremely cruel. He's quick to hurt people when he's angry, and he'd kill and eat any dog ​​he sees on the street."

"Yes, I heard from Fa Ming of Jinshan Temple that he has become obsessed with martial arts. He wakes up at the crack of dawn every day and practices from morning till night."

"Martial arts? He's been sealed by the Spirit Hoop, and his spirit can't control his energy. How can he practice?"

"He doesn't practice internal martial arts, but just brute force, the most inferior kind of kung fu. I heard he always disciplines himself. If he can't do 500 push-ups in a row, he'll punch the pile with all his might for 3,000. If he can't do 3,000, he'll run a hundred miles."

"..." The beautiful woman in white was silent for a moment, then asked, "Is there anything wrong with the spirit hoop in his body?"

"Nothing unusual. Last month, I was on a business trip to Southern Danbu Continent. I happened to disguise myself as a pilgrim and visited the temple to check on Xuanci. I used the Buddha's secret method to test the seal."

"As long as the seal is intact, the Nine-Turn Immortality Fruit will be there. Jin Chan's reincarnation, while his consciousness remains unchanged, his body is inherited from his parents. He has no memories now, and is no different from an ordinary person. He is influenced by his emotions and desires, and it is reasonable that his personality has changed."

"Alas, I just feel that with his temperament in this life, he is really not suitable for the journey to the West. Can't we just send him directly to the West?"

"No.

"The Daoist sect has discovered the secret. Rumors are rife and countless eyes are watching him. He must go to the Western Paradise on his own.

"Time is pressing. The best strategy is to have him travel west in compliance with the Tang King's order. Please arrange for him to be reunited with the Yin family as soon as possible.

"Be extremely cautious in your actions in Southern Danbu Continent and do not disturb the human world."

When the two men heard this, they both clasped their hands and agreed.

……

Jinshan Temple, back mountain.

A young man, with his head and upper body bare, supported himself on the ground with his hands and did handstand push-ups over and over again.

The late spring sunshine penetrated the branches and leaves, illuminating his snow-white muscles beautifully and casting a divine glow on his round bald head.

"Three hundred and two, three hundred and twenty-one, three hundred...twenty...two!"

The counting sound was low and sexy, and the muscles became more and more bulging, especially the parts involved in exerting force, which seemed to be about to explode, with a full sense of explosiveness.

Not far away, under the shade of the trees, there was an old monk who had arrived at some point in his life. He looked at the monks exercising and was speechless.

He really didn't know what was going on in the mind of this prominent disciple.
The method of spiritual practice has always been based on refining qi and nourishing the spirit.

Even warriors in the mortal world cannot avoid the eight characters of "refining essence into qi, and refining qi into spirit", and they all cultivate internal strength.

This guy is training so hard every day, stretching his muscles, wasting his kidney essence, and exhausting his mind. I really don't know what's the point. Is it just for the sake of shaping his body?
If he ruins his body and ages prematurely, the old monk is really afraid that he won’t be able to report to his Western master.

"Three hundred...five~ wuwuwu!"

The young monk gnashed his teeth and let out a strange cry, then stretched out his arms tremblingly and completed the last move.

"Fuck! So cool!"

After lying on the ground to gather strength, he jumped up with an Oolong twist, roaring and punching wildly, then did 49 straight backflips, and then kicked the stake in front of a tree.

"..." A few black lines appeared on the old monk's forehead. He thought that this guy must have the disease of hyperactivity of yang, but it has not been diagnosed.

Suddenly, a hare, frightened by the boy, jumped out of the grass and ran away. The boy's ears twitched, turned his head and locked his eyes with it, and without thinking, he chased after it like a hungry tiger hunting its prey.

The phrase "as agile as a rabbit" fully reflects the rabbit's speed and agility. Ordinary hunters cannot catch up with it by just running.

But no matter how hard the rabbit ran or how it moved serpentinely among the trees, it could not escape the mad dog-like man behind it.

Quickly, he pounced on the rabbit, pressed it to the ground with his hands, lifted it up by its ears, and slapped it several times.

"Run? Run? Run?"

Then he grabbed the shivering rabbit body and head, ready to twist the neck and roast it.

"Xuan Ci!"

Suddenly, a scolding sounded, and the old monk appeared behind him and scolded:
"What are you doing? I've told you countless times that monks can't kill!"

The young man looked at his elusive master and frowned, "Then you want me to return to secular life? How can I train without supplementing my nitrogen pump?"

Scold your mother! This old monk really couldn't help but want to curse, thinking, what a bullshit nitrogen pump, the four elements of earth, wind, water and fire that make up all things in the Buddhist scriptures, do you think you can just reconcile like this?
His Buddhist name is "Faming". He is a highly respected master in Jinshan Temple. He has profound cultivation and usually has no emotional fluctuations at all.

But every time he saw Xuan Ci, his emotions would fluctuate easily. Sometimes he would be so angry that it would take him several minutes to get into a state of meditation.

It is worth mentioning that Xuan Ci was a disciple of the Xuan generation, and when he first chose his Dharma name, he did not originally intend to use the character "Ci".

Because this fellow had been extremely violent since childhood, he was named Xuan Ci to remind him at all times that monks should be compassionate.

"Release me now. Otherwise, I will seal your acupuncture points and put you in solitary confinement in the Buddhist temple for a month."

"Grass~"

Xuanci knew that he could not defeat the old monk, so he dropped the rabbit.

"Amitabha."

Fa Ming tried to calm down his emotions and sighed in his heart:

"This child possesses all five vices and is extremely stubborn, yet the Bodhisattva insists that I teach him to dedicate himself to Buddhism. Alas, I truly wonder what is so special about this child?"

He didn't know that the most special thing about Xuanci was unknown not only to him but even to the Bodhisattva.

No one in the Three Realms knows except Xuan Ci himself.

Simply because he is an alien from a planet on the edge of the third arm of the Orion Galaxy.

Compared to the Three Realms, the spiritual energy on his home planet is thin.

The civilization that was born always used science and technology as the primary productive force in the early days. It was not until the breakthrough of quantum mechanics that the mysterious technology that was different from science and technology but had the same goal was discovered, triggering a technological explosion.

However, during this period, they were discovered by a cultivation civilization in a neighboring star field, and a war broke out to resist foreign invasion.

They can use large weapons to prevent the enemy from landing on the planet in full force, but they cannot stop the individual infiltration of the most powerful cultivators.

99…99% of the soldiers are too fragile physically and mentally. Even if they are driving mechas, they cannot withstand the impact of aftershocks.

Individual combat capability became their biggest weakness. Thus, the "Artificial Demon God Project," a fusion of technology and mystical techniques, came into being.

The most amazing techniques often only require the simplest cooking...application methods.

(End of this chapter)