The King of Soft Rice in Chinese Entertainment

Chapter 1 No, without a system, how can you be reborn?!
"Reborn?"

"Rebirth!"

"Do you want a gold finger?"

"I want a golden thigh!"

"Understood, let's go!"
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Xu Jiuyang suddenly straightened up and sat in a daze for several seconds before he shuddered and became slightly more awake.

Where... am I? He glanced around in confusion. The room was small, but the walls were mottled and slightly worn. There were a few cabinets in the corner, and on the large table in front of him, there were books, papers and pens everywhere.

Patting his head and trying hard to recall, Xu Jiuyang finally remembered that last night, in order to celebrate the fact that he had finally settled down in the city of Sijiu and was now considered a person with the Tongtian Pattern, he invited a few friends to come out for a small gathering. He rarely drank, but he got drunk.

Then… then, in a trance, he seemed to see another self. The other person said that he had become a god and asked him if he wanted to be reborn and if he wanted to have a golden finger. He was completely dizzy at the time. He naturally agreed to such good news and even expressed his desire for the golden thigh…

So! His eyes suddenly lit up, and then he heard a voice coming from far away. With the sound of the door opening, his father, who looked much younger than he remembered, poked his head out from outside: "Son, come out quickly, your Uncle Kang is here."

"Ah...ah? Ouch!" Although Xu Jiuyang tried hard to remain calm, he still sprained his ankle when he stood up, but he immediately jumped to the door.

"Jiuyang, I've been wanting to see you for a long time. How was it? Did you have a good time in the capital?" A round-faced middle-aged man outside greeted Xu Jiuyang with a laugh.

"Uncle Kang." Xu Jiuyang greeted him honestly, then waited patiently for them to talk to each other for several minutes before saying that he wanted to go to the bathroom.

He walked out into the corridor and rushed to the toilet at the end. After making sure that no one was inside, he closed the door and leaned against the wall. He held his pounding chest and took a deep breath. The memories that had been left in Java immediately rolled into his mind.

This should be the Xiaozhuang community in the southeast of Chaoyang District, Beijing. It was my father's temporary residence when he was working on a project in Beijing. Today should be July 95, 7, so... am I really reborn?
"Calm down! Calm down!" he said to himself.

After taking a few deep breaths and making sure that there was no one in the bathroom, Xu Jiuyang came to the mirror in front of the sink.

After calming himself down and coughing dryly, he looked at himself in the mirror and said seriously, "Come out, my golden finger!"

However, after a long while, there was no response in the toilet, and it was so quiet that one could hear the footsteps outside.

Xu Jiuyang scratched his head in confusion, and after thinking hard for a long moment, he changed his address: "System, start!"

Still no response.

"Show yourself, little elf?!"

Still no response.

"Open sesame?"

Still no response.

"Dad, are you there?"

However, no matter how many times he changed his name, the expected situation did not occur. Xu Jiuyang was suddenly confused. He subconsciously pressed his hands on both sides of the mirror and stared at himself in it: "No... Without the system, how can you let me be reborn!"

It’s not that he is pretentious. As someone who started reading online novels in the early 2000s, he has also seen how rebirth novels have evolved from simple rebirth to rebirth with buffs, and then to rebirth with systems.

After all, reincarnation is really a technical job. For ordinary people who are limited by their vision, without external help, even if they are reborn and work hard for decades, they may still only stand at the starting point of some people.

"Fuck you..." He really wanted to curse like some big-headed guy from Northeast China.

However, after staring at himself in the mirror for a long time, he just said hatefully: "You want to become a god? What a stupid god that can't even create a system!" At this moment, the toilet door creaked open. Xu Jiuyang quickly wiped his face and saw Uncle Kang, whom he had met before, walked in.

"Oh, you're still here, Jiuyang." Uncle Kang greeted with a smile.

"Wash my face." Xu Jiuyang nodded politely, and then counted one, two, three in his mind!

"It's just right, uncle didn't bring any gift today..." The other party took out a roll of four heads and stuffed it into his hand.

"Uncle Kang, what are you doing?" Xu Jiuyang quickly refused.

"This is given to you by Uncle Kang. Keep it. Children still need some money." Uncle Kang laughed.

Xu Jiuyang continued to refuse until the other party shook his fist in a pretentious manner: "If you don't accept it, I'll beat you up."

He curled his lips inwardly, but still pretended to be grateful and embarrassed as he accepted the roll of money, then quickly returned to his room and handed it to his father.

"Old Kang, what a fool!" Dad immediately rushed out.

Xu Jiuyang, who had found a place to sit down, sighed, "Actually, there are some that can be left. I didn't count them in my previous life, but the old man said at the dinner table that there were more than 1300. 1300 in this era..."

Of course, this was just talk. Although he didn't have a deep memory of Uncle Kang and knew most of his personality from his father, he was certain that the other party would find an opportunity to brag, and at that time he would not only have to pay money but also be criticized by his father.

"So, what's going on here?" someone said in distress, scratching their head. "Not getting a system after rebirth is one thing, but the timing is so awkward. I can't do anything until I graduate from Millennium High School..."

As a reborn person, it is completely reasonable to have a system, right?
If it really doesn't work, it's also possible to improve your physical fitness in all aspects.

You must have a super memory, right?

Holy shit, it’s just rebirth?!
"I have been reborn into loneliness!" Xu Jiuyang sighed to the sky.

He couldn't help but pound the armrest, sat down at the table, pulled out a mirror, and stared at himself in it: "Tell me! Where's my fucking golden finger? Did you take a kickback from me?"

Unbeknownst to the reborn person, at this very moment, in the Aerospace Compound a few blocks away, a beautiful girl, gloomy and holding an ice cream cone, lowered her head and asked her brother, "Brother, do you think... am I the kind of person... who would like a third party to interfere?"

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away in Dengzhou, a young girl cautiously said to her mother while helping her pick vegetables, "Mom, if someone evades 8 million in taxes...would they be shot?"

Still thousands of miles away in Jiangcheng, in a small living room, a beautiful woman clutched her stock certificate and excitedly hugged her cute daughter, cheering, "Mom finally made money! Finally, I don't have to worry about their family's face anymore!"

Then, further away in Seoul, in a large villa in Gangnam District, a pretty girl took her sister for a long walk around the yard. Finally, she mustered up the courage and said, "Sister, have you ever thought about committing suicide when things are not going well for you?"

Then, on the other side of the world, in Kansas City, a blonde girl, having eavesdropped on her agent's conversation with her parents, returned to her desk, took the lottery ticket she had just bought out of the drawer, and made the sign of the cross on her chest: "God bless me, I will definitely escape from this cage!"
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Although I know that those who argue will continue to argue and those who cannot see will continue to see, I still moved this paragraph which was originally placed in the author's words in Chapter 6.

After all, it's my business whether I do it or not.

Please do not regard the systems of the heroines as the Sims system.

Please regard the system of the heroines as a child bride system.

Thank you
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(End of this chapter)