Ancestors, please don't crawl out again.

Chapter 2 Today I Want to Kill God
Gaixia.

Han army camp.

Yang Feng, who had been treated like an immortal, stepped down from his carriage, leaning on his painted halberd, just like Gandalf leaning on his staff...

A comfortable carriage with four horses.

This was the person sent by Liu Bang to greet him.

The place where Xiang Yu died was actually far away from Gaixia. He was trapped in Gaixia and then broke out to the south. Liu Bang's camp was in Gaixia, and he sent Guan Ying with cavalry to pursue Xiang Yu. Yang Feng's performance made Guan Ying convinced that he was a real immortal. While escorting him and Xiang Yu's body to the north, he reported to Liu Bang. Liu Bang, who learned the news, sent troops with a carriage and four horses to meet Yang Feng at the Huai River, and then they went to Gaixia together.

So this is actually five days later.

As for along the way...

It's like surviving in the wilderness along the way.

With the population density these days and the years of war, even a few hundred miles along the way are nothing more than scattered deserted villages and isolated cities.

There were more tigers, leopards, jackals and wolves than living people. Yang Feng was even so bored that he killed a few tigers for fun.

At this moment, he was standing beside the carriage, looking at a group of men in black standing in front of the camp gate.

The latter was also looking at him.

The one in the middle wearing a vertical long flat crown should be Liu Bang and his Liu family crown.

Then they just stared at each other. Liu Bang didn't move forward, and Yang Feng didn't move forward either. They were more than ten meters apart, just staring at each other like a pair of dead glass.

"Fairy?"

Guan Ying bowed his head and said.

At the same time, he gestured towards the Fang Tian Hua Ji with his eyes.

"Can this be put away?"

Yang Feng asked the so-called god.

"Princess, please say yes."

replied the latter.

"receive."

Yang Feng said.

The Fang Tian Hua Ji disappeared in an instant.

"Princess, please speak now."

The so-called God said.

"now."

Yang Feng said.

The Fang Tian Hua Ji appeared again.

"That's it, a divine artifact. Of course, you can do whatever you want."

The so-called God said proudly.

This bastard is clearly mentally unstable.

"Then I can let it fly out and pin Liu Bang to the ground?"

Yang Feng said.

"can."

replied the latter.

Yang Feng looked at the shocked Liu Bang with interest.

"receive!"

He said.

The Fang Tian Hua Ji disappeared again.

Liu Bang on the opposite side suddenly put on a smile and walked over quickly, and the men in black behind him quickly followed.

"The Immortal has arrived. I was unable to welcome him from afar. Please forgive me."

He walked up to Yang Feng, saluted with a smile and said.

He is indeed a sensible person.

"now."

Yang Feng said.

The next moment, the Fang Tian Hua Ji appeared.

Liu Bang retreated instantly like a frightened deer, but stopped after just one step. At the same time, he stretched out his hand to stop the man in black who was drawing the sword behind him. Then, with a slightly embarrassed smile, he looked at Yang Feng, who was smiling happily.

"The treasure of the immortal is indeed mysterious."

Liu Bang put on an amazed look and said.

"This belongs to Xiang Yu. I'm just responsible for recycling it."

Yang Feng said.

"How could King Xiang not recognize Ji?"

Liu Bang said.

"Then take another look."

Yang Feng shook it, and the Fang Tian Hua Ji instantly transformed back into its original Overlord Halberd. Liu Bang looked at his elder brother's weapon with a complex expression, and suddenly burst into tears. Then, as if just remembering something, he rushed to the carriage behind him, carrying Xiang Yu's body, and threw himself on top of it. It was winter, and five days wasn't enough time for the body to rot. So Xiang Yu still looked as if he had died, and after cleaning the blood and wiping off his armor, he still looked powerful. Liu Bang hesitated before finally hugging his body, assuming a look of unbearable pain, and weeping.

After all, they are brothers, even though one of them wants to cook and eat his brother's father, and the other one says, "Don't forget to leave a bowl for me."

Liu Bang's performance also made the group of men in black behind him a little confused, and they hurried forward to persuade him.

Yang Feng stood there watching.

"Can I take the people here back?"

He asked the so-called God.

"Bring people? Why did you bring them back? They are now full of confidence, just waiting to enjoy the glory and wealth. You suddenly took them away. Do you think they won't hate you? Besides, why did you bring them back? Bring them home to raise as pets? Then at least bring a beautiful woman, even if you bring Empress Lu. After all, I don't know if you like that.

But they?
Do you really like this?"

"Just tell me if you can do it, right?"

"I am a god, omnipotent. If you take a fancy to someone, you can poke him with your divine weapon. Once you poke him, the artifact will be collected and you can take him back. If you don't want to release him, you can even keep him imprisoned in it forever. He won't die in there."

replied the latter.

Yang Feng nodded.

"Where is King Han Xin of Qi?"

He suddenly shouted.

One of the men in black turned his head instinctively.

"Here's the letter."

He said.

Yang Feng suddenly thrust out the Fang Tian Hua Ji in his hand. Before Han Xin could react, the halberd had already pierced his shoulder. He instinctively drew his sword, but the next moment his body deflated rapidly like a deflated balloon. Then, in front of everyone's astonished eyes, his body was sucked into the halberd at an extremely fast speed, like water being drained away. In the blink of an eye, he completely disappeared, as if he had never existed.

Yang Feng took back the Fang Tian Hua Ji with satisfaction.

"Monster, monster, capture this monster!"

A man in black shouted anxiously.

At the same time he drew his sword.

The surrounding soldiers immediately stepped forward, and countless long spears stabbed Yang Feng.

But Liu Bang did not move.

The Fang Tian Hua Ji in Yang Feng's hand suddenly stopped, and a visible shock wave spread out. The people around him, including those in black, fell down in the impact.

"How dare you! Don't offend the immortal!"

Liu Bang shouted.

The soldiers who were originally sending reinforcements quickly stopped.

Liu Bang hurriedly walked past the group of men in black and came up to Yang Feng to salute.

"I wonder how the King of Qi has offended the immortal?"

He said.

"No, I just saw that he had a connection with me and wanted to take him back to cultivate."

Yang Feng smiled and said, "Well, the King of Qi is the ruler of a country and the commander-in-chief of our army. Even if he has a connection with the immortal, the people of Qi rely on his protection. I beg the immortal to give him a few years to arrange his military and political affairs before accepting him as a disciple."

Liu Bang said, suppressing the ecstasy in his heart.

Really ecstatic!
This was a blessing from heaven. Xiang Yu was dead, and the world belonged to him. The most important thing next was to deal with these princes. Han Xin was the King of Qi, and he was given the title by force. He could be said to be the first one to be dealt with. Originally, he was worried that it would be difficult to deal with him, but he didn't expect that this immortal who suddenly appeared would actually take him to practice immortality?

Surprise.

Absolutely pleasant surprise.

It would be an even bigger surprise if the immortal brought a few more.

"Hasn't he got a son?"

Yang Feng said.

"Have."

"Then let his son be the King of Qi. Since the world has been settled, it doesn't matter who becomes the King of Qi. Just don't treat his family unfairly. This is fate, don't you understand? Others can't get it even if they want it. So it's settled."

"Immortal, I beg you to give me some more years."

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll really let you go."

"Uh?"

……

Yang Feng smiled at the frozen Liu Bang, then patted him on the shoulder.

"King of Han, I'll give you a poem.

The bright moon rises from the Tianshan Mountains, amidst a vast sea of ​​clouds. A long wind, thousands of miles long, blows past the Yumen Pass. The Han descend the Baideng Road, while the Hu peek into the Qinghai Bay. From the battlefields of old, no one ever returns.

After Yang Feng finished speaking, he raised his Fang Tian Hua Ji and posed like Princess Xi Rui.

"Back!"

he shouted.

The next moment, he was back in that white, chaotic space. The so-called god sat in a transparent void, like a viewing platform, gazing down at the chaotic city below. It was a bustling, modern city, but now it was filled with vehicles blaring sirens and men in military uniforms or white coats. Some parts of the city were already billowing with smoke and flames. In some places, chaotic crowds could be seen smashing and looting. Dead bodies lay on the streets, and the sky was filled with a constant stream of planes.

"This is?"

Yang Feng said curiously.

But then he saw the ruins not far from the city.

"This is what your little bottle produced. Isn't it possible? I've only been there five days, and it's already become like this. How fast is it?"

He said in surprise.

"I am a god. Do you think that what I make can be the same as what you mortals make?"

The latter despised it.

Yang Feng tossed him his Fang Tian Hua Ji and sat down beside him. He too was happily watching the chaos unfold in the city below. Suddenly, a passenger plane, leaving the city, exploded in the sky, slamming into the ground in a shower of flames and smoke. Over the distant sea, the contrails of missiles appeared one after another, all heading towards the fleeing planes. Yang Feng tentatively magnified the screen beneath the missiles, and a warship appeared.

The latter is launching missiles.

There was even a sinking merchant ship not far away that was clearly trying to escape.

It must have been sunk by it.

This place has been completely blocked and anyone trying to escape is being destroyed.

"This is their big one, right? It's totally against the will of heaven!"

He said in astonishment.

"This is the decision of their own compatriots. Their compatriots far away in the New World and the Old World don't want to face the same unsolvable mortality rate as them. That's when things are fine. When things are bad, Liu Bang even asked Xiang Yu to save a bowl for himself!"

The so-called god shook his Fang Tian Hua Ji and Han Xin was shaken out.

As soon as the latter saw Yang Feng, he immediately rushed forward with his sword drawn in anger...

Yang Feng calmly held the phone in front of Han Xin. On it was Han Xin's life story which he had just converted into small seal script. Although it was hard to say whether Han Xin could understand modern Chinese, he was sure to know small seal script. Han Xin also stopped for a moment. He looked at the text in front of him and with his IQ he could guess it roughly.

"Liu Jiyi and my three clans?"

He said.

"After you returned from Gaixia, Liu Bang raided your Dingtao camp and seized your military command, then renamed you King of Chu. After Liu Bang became emperor, he accused you of harboring Zhongli Mei, summoned you under the guise of a southern tour, and captured you, demoting you to the Marquis of Huaiyin. He also accused you of conspiring with Chen Xi to rebel, and Empress Lü lured you into the palace, reportedly killing you with a bamboo sword and exterminating your entire clan."

Yang Feng said.

Han Xin stood there woodenly.

Of course, he would not suspect that Yang Feng was lying to him. After all, judging from the current situation, there was no doubt that this guy was a god.

"Thank you, Immortal, for saving my three tribes."

He saluted and said.

With his intelligence, he could certainly guess that Liu Bang would not touch his family again. Although it was uncertain whether his son could keep the throne of Qi, even for the immortal's sake, he had to ensure his family continued prosperity and wealth for generations. Otherwise, wouldn't it be embarrassing if he followed the immortal back one day? If he stayed, Liu Bang would try to kill him because he was worried about his ability and strength. But if he left, Liu Bang would use his favor on his descendants, who were still children, to prove to others that he was treating his meritorious officials well.

"It would be useful for me to save you."

Yang Feng said.

Then he looked at the so-called God.

The latter was happily zooming in on the city, watching it gradually fall into complete collapse due to the continuous falling of planes, like a naughty child destroying an ant nest.

"Where's next?"

Yang Feng asked.

"Next? Would you rather go to Zhu Wen to retrieve Li Shimin's bow, or go to Yashan to retrieve Zhao Kuangyin's axe, or go to Nanjing after Hongguang was captured to retrieve Zhu Yuanzhang's twin spears?"

"Why is it Hongguang? Shouldn't it be Yongli?"

"I like."

said the latter.

Well, that's a good enough explanation.

Yang Feng looked at Han Xin, who was in a completely confused state, with a troubled look.

This was the purpose of his bringing Han Xin back. With such a military genius as his assistant, he would be much safer when fighting in the future.

But the problem is that none of them are easy!
After Li Shimin got the bow, he had to gather some of the Li family members to hold a ceremony for him, but Zhu Wen definitely would not do that. He even had to go to Chang'an to hold it. Chang'an seemed to be not Zhu Wen's territory yet. Although he could indeed fight his way there with the magic weapon in his hand, gathering these royal family members was not something he could do alone. At the end of the Tang Dynasty, the royal family had already been scattered all over the world. He had to subdue the various vassal states and get them to cooperate.

Zhao Kuangyin's axe...

That is even more difficult.

And after Hongguang was captured, Nanjing also started to become a hell!
“Is there anything easier? What are the other artifacts?
How about the Nine Cauldrons? This is definitely easy, after all, they are just a group of people wearing leather armor and holding bronze weapons."

He said.

This seems really easy.

"Did I say that the time and space you are going to must be a scientific world?"

The so-called God said quietly.

"Damn it, I'm going to kill a god today!"

Yang Feng couldn't bear it any longer and grabbed the Fang Tian Hua Ji to chop the bastard to death.

But he calmed down.

"Let's go to the end of Ming Dynasty!"

He said with a desperate look on his face.

The advantage of the late Ming Dynasty was that most of the surviving royal family members were in Jiangnan, and our Qing Dynasty only occupied the north, so we only needed to defend Jiangnan to gather a sufficient number of royal family members. Moreover, Chongzhen's children were also alive, and we could force our Qing Dynasty to hand them over. There was no need to conquer the world like the Song Dynasty or the Tang Dynasty to complete the collection of these people.

"By the way, how many of their offspring do you want?"

He asked immediately.

"At least half of it!"

The so-called God said.

Yang Feng couldn't bear it any longer and grabbed the Fang Tian Hua Ji again.

"Do I have to gather hundreds of thousands of people for you to hold the ceremony?"

he roared.

"One third, one third is fine."

"One tenth at most. Otherwise, you can go find whoever you want. I won't serve you anymore."

……

(End of this chapter)