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Chapter 306 "Wu Jing, you're so sexy!"

If you want to do it, do it!

Yang Mi immediately took out her phone, thought for a moment, and sent a message to Jing Tian:
I saw Qi Hui at the premiere of "Badges of Fury". I thought you weren't here because you had something to do, but it turns out Qi Hui came to see Liu Yan's figure.

Editing complete, send!
Unlike before, Yang Mi didn't act like a scheming woman by saying she was by Qi Hui's side, otherwise Jing Tian would definitely think she was deliberately trying to sow discord.

Therefore, Yang Mi was extremely restrained when sending messages this time.

but……

ding dong~
Jing Tian: Are you alright?

Yang Mi: ?

She was very puzzled by the reply.

Jing Tian: Let's eat some plums when we have nothing to do!

This advertisement was just released this year, and Qi Hui has used it to tease Yang Mi more than once when chatting on his phone.

When it comes to making jokes or memes, it's definitely most fun to do it in front of the person in question.

Jing Tian naturally followed suit, and she and her husband sang in unison.

Yang Mi's face darkened, and she couldn't help but clench her hand tightly around her phone.

Why was her reaction different from what she expected?
Not only that, Jing Tian also moved her finger and directly sent a screenshot of Yang Mi's message to Qi Hui.

Soon, Qi Hui received the message and looked at Yang Mi with a deep gaze.

"Yang Mi, are you... alright?"

"Huh?" Yang Mi asked, puzzled.

Qi Hui waved his phone and said, "It's okay, just eat Liuliumei."

Yang Mi: "..."

How come these two act like they're showing affection even when they're arguing with each other?

"Well, nobody wanted this to happen." On screen, Liu Yan delivered her line:

"Feelings cannot be forced."

"Good people are always blessed, and the most important thing in life is to be happy."

Are you hungry? Do you want me to cook you some noodles?

Qi Hui's attention was drawn back by this series of lines, and he couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his mouth.

I didn't notice it before, but now I realize it's full of outrageous TVB lines.

This also shows how ridiculous this movie is.

"That woman is really bad..." Yang Mi muttered.

You don't know anything... Qi Hui rolled his eyes. As long as he dated Liu Sisi, Liu Yan would steal him away as her boyfriend.

This outrageous premise is truly enviable... yet despicable!
Even online novels wouldn't dare to write like this!

Qi Hui inwardly scorned the screenwriter of this movie. It was outrageous. Who wrote this thing?
"It's my turn to go on stage." At this moment, Wu Jing whispered to those around him.

"Oh?" Guo Fan and Lu Yang perked up. They had heard Wu Jing say that this time it would be Wu Jing vs. Li Lianjie, which would be absolutely exciting!

Qi Hui stroked his chin, as if he had thought of something, and tapped the phone screen to open the camera.

I also turned the camera zoom to the maximum.

Something fun is coming up later.

On screen, Wen Zhang, who plays Wang Bu'er, and Michelle Chen, disregard the laws of physics and cosplay the Box God from Stephen Chow's "From Beijing with Love".

He used his hands to throw the person directly to the third floor.

Fortunately, Lord Bull died young, otherwise he would have had to teach them a lesson about gravity.

Soon, the action scenes began.

Wu Jing, who plays an insurance investigator, and Li Lianjie engage in a fierce and evenly matched fight.

The variety of moves is dazzling.

Beside them, Wen Zhang, playing Wang Bu'er, was also getting involved, adding a touch of fun and amusement to the battle between the two.

This will prevent Wu Jing and Li Lianjie from becoming a real duel.

However... Li Lianjie is already old, and in the flickering images, you can actually see that many of the actions were not done by him, but by his stand-in.

This is understandable.

The combination of numerous injuries from martial arts training and advanced age makes even the most skilled person unable to withstand it.

After filming "Badges of Fury", Li Lianjie's next movie will be "League of Gods" three years later.

Of course, it's still a bad movie.

"Ouch... I... Ouch!" On the screen, Wen Zhang screamed as Wu Jing tossed him into the air, leaving him hanging upside down on the bicycle on the wall. Wu Jing and Li Lianjie continued their fight. Forced to the table, Wu Jing leaped into the air and flipped onto the table.

The leather shoe hooked onto the power cord of the desk lamp and slammed into Li Lianjie like a meteor hammer.

Li Lianjie leaned back to avoid the fall, and at the same time grabbed the power line and pulled hard, bringing Wu Jing down from the high place.

coming!

Qi Hui chuckled to himself and tapped the screen to wake up the camera.

On screen, Wu Jing was pulled off the table, one foot raised and the other foot on the ground, in a somewhat unseemly posture.

And... because it was a suit, the pants ripped!
It also revealed her pink underwear.

Qi Hui reacted quickly, immediately raising his phone to capture the scene: "Hahahaha..."

A hearty laugh suddenly rang out, and a group of people turned to look at Qi Hui.

Isn't this an action scene?

Why are you laughing like that?
Not only others, but even Lu Yang and Yang Mi, who were beside Qi Hui, didn't understand what Qi Hui was laughing about.

Also, what are you doing with this phone?
Wu Jing, who was next door, peeked out at Qi Hui. He looked puzzled at first, then suddenly paused, as if he remembered something.

His face suddenly darkened.

Wait... this guy can see that too?
"Brother Jing, it's pretty good." Qi Hui chuckled strangely, "It's pink."

Wu Jing's face darkened even more. Damn it, he actually saw it!
"What?" Guo Fan and Lu Yang asked hurriedly.

Pink? That sounds so flashy!
Qi Hui laughed and handed over his phone.

Guo Fan and Lu Yang quickly opened the video that had been recorded on the screen.

Soon, the scene from the movie appeared before the two popular viewers: Li Lianjie grabbed the power cord and pulled hard, pulling Wu Jing off the table.

One leg is raised, the other is on the ground, and the two legs are at a 90-degree angle, which is a bit unsightly, like a dog urinating.

But here's the key point: his pants ripped open, revealing pink underwear underneath.

"Hahahahaha..." ×2
Guo Fan and Lu Yang didn't hold back in mocking them.

"Brother Jing, you're so sassy," Guo Fan said with a sly laugh.

"You're so flirtatious, does your sister-in-law know?" Lu Yang added insult to injury.

Yang Mi couldn't help but lean over and take a look, and couldn't help but laugh too.

Indeed, not just anyone can be a suit-wearing thug; at the very least, you need a good suit.

It would be embarrassing if Wu Jing's pants ripped open like that!
Guo Jingming, sitting next to Yang Mi, found the laughter around him grating.

He hid in the shadows, twisting his short body, feeling as if he were an ant crawling on the ground.

MMP!

You all just wait and see. Once my Tiny Times movie is released, let's see if you still dare to ignore me like this!
Guo Jingming thought viciously, his mind already twisted.

On the screen, the movie continues, with the plot unfolding in a chaotic manner.

Liu Yan... oh no, it's Dai Yiyi. Her boyfriend Gao Min broke up with her and then went to propose to Liu Jinshui.

He succeeded; Liu Jinshui accepted the proposal, but he was already dead.

Another case of "smiling murder" has occurred. The man who successfully proposed to his girlfriend collapsed on the spot and fell into a ditch, where he died.

Liu Jinshui was heartbroken, so he decided to buy a plane ticket to Sanya to clear his mind.

Upon hearing this news, Wang Bu'er immediately took off after him.

Soon, a bizarre car chase scene began.

The camera work is intense, the action is exciting, and the music is exhilarating... though I don't really know what it's trying to ignite.

But don't worry about it, it's at least more exciting than Boruto!

"Miss, it looks like someone is looking for you in the back," said the taxi driver played by Fei Xue.

Liu Sisi, who plays Liu Jinshui, glanced at him and then said, "He is my husband. He had an affair while I was pregnant."

"Holy crap?!" Qi Hui suddenly looked up at the movie screen.

How come I never noticed before that this movie could make such accurate predictions?
Another year later, the affair won't be about Wen Zhang cheating on Ma Yili with Yao Di while she was pregnant.

Zhuo Wei's "See you on Monday" statement completely tarnished the reputation of the emblem.

I misunderstood the director of this movie; he's incredibly talented!
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Regarding the extra chapter, I was supposed to add one, but I have a stiff neck.

(；д｀)ゞ
This is especially distressing; it's inconvenient to even pick something up, and you don't even dare to sneeze.

It's so painful, so I'll have to put any extra chapters on hold for now.

(End of this chapter)