Chinese entertainment starts with Hong Shixian

Chapter 253 Los Angeles First People's Hospital
"Senior, what's going on?" Lu Yang put away his phone and asked in confusion.

Faced with the photographer's question, Qi Hui was speechless. Hadn't he already said it?
But after thinking it over, he decided not to fool Lu Yang in the same way he had fooled Wu Jing.

Immediately, he repeated the same explanation he had given Guo Fan, solemnly reaffirming the legitimacy of the "hip-fire suppression shooting posture".

What kind of ruthless bandit shooting posture?
This is a proper shooting stance for the People's Liberation Army.

It's scientific and has been proven effective in practice.

Of course, this thing needs to be used in conjunction with the Type 56 assault rifle.

The Type 56 assault rifle has been phased out and replaced, so it's no longer needed.

Not to mention the latest Type 95 rifle, even the previous generation Type 81 rifle rarely used this shooting posture.

After hearing Qi Hui's explanation, the group suddenly understood what had happened.

Hearing this, Wu Jing, Lu Yang, and Guo Fan were somewhat disappointed. It turned out they weren't real bandits after all.
"You guys are disappointed my ass..." Qi Hui said irritably, "You guys still haven't watched enough films."

"The wreath on the high mountain, Zhuge Liang... cough cough, isn't this the archery stance used by Zhao Mengsheng, played by Tang Guoqiang?"

"Oh...right!" Upon hearing this, Guo Fan suddenly realized, and the image of Tang Guoqiang in green military uniform, red collar tabs, roaring and shooting at the enemy popped into his mind.

This shooting posture is immediately visualized.

What ruthless bandits? They are clearly brave warriors fighting the enemy!

Wu Jing nodded in agreement: "That makes sense. It's not just 'Wreath on the Mountain,' but also the explosion of our first atomic bomb. There were soldiers wearing chemical protective suits and shooting in that posture. I've seen that documentary."

“No, Brother Jing, that’s not a documentary,” Lu Yang retorted. “That’s a mockumentary made by the Americans, specifically designed to smear us.”

"Really?!" Wu Jing was shocked and found it hard to believe.

He was deeply impressed by the documentary; its somber, yellowish tone, and the tense preparations for the first nuclear bomb detonation under an apocalyptic sky, all took place there.

First, all the soldiers put on black protective goggles, then the detonator was activated, and then the scene switched one after another, showing various old-fashioned electronic controllers.

Then came the earth-shattering explosion and the mushroom cloud.

Immediately afterwards, countless soldiers in hazmat suits charged forward. On the overturned train tracks, a soldier fired a Type 56 assault rifle, followed by a Type 56 machine gun.

And those mounted cavalrymen in hazmat suits...it was truly awe-inspiring and unforgettable.

That's fucking handsome!
And now you're telling me that it was something the Americans came up with to smear us?

“It’s definitely a smear campaign against us,” Qi Hui said. “That was a mockumentary called ‘Sealed Nuclear Explosion,’ filmed in 95, which used malicious editing techniques.”

"They edited together footage of a nuclear explosion in 64, a nuclear defense exercise in 74, and a hydrogen bomb explosion preparation in 67."

"So we saw infantry and cavalry from 74 rushing to the site of the nuclear explosion in 64, and then blowing up houses from 67."

"Moreover, in order to exaggerate our terror, the Americans even went to Moscow and spent a lot of money to have a symphony orchestra compose a piece called 'China Get a boom.'"

"Damn it..." Wu Jing felt a toothache. Those damn Americans, how many bad things have they done?

"Haha, don't be so shocked," Qi Hui laughed. "This thing has completely backfired."

"Their intention was to use that documentary to smear and accuse us of not complying with the nuclear test treaty. The main purpose was not against other countries, but against our own people."

"The Americans want to tell our citizens how bad and terrifying the country is."

"As it turned out... hahaha, we didn't find it scary at all; on the contrary, we thought the soldiers in the documentary were incredibly cool!"

That documentary was truly exciting to watch; all those concepts like combined arms operations and combined arms operations are nothing compared to this.

We're playing a game of foot-centric and riding-centric collaboration.

Soldiers followed the atomic bomb explosions, firing follow-up shots to clear out the enemy.

Nuclear cavalry, nuclear infantry—are there any warriors in the world more handsome and fierce than these?
Even if the Trisolarans came, they would be so scared that they would dehydrate!
And the background music for "China Get a Boom" is very interesting in many ways.

The name translates directly to: China has a big bomb!
In addition, the more you listen to this song, the more addictive it becomes; it's so beautiful!

The Americans pay the money, the Russians compose and perform, and we just sit back and enjoy the show.

With two powerful nations serving us together, how could we be anything less than blessed?

……

After discussing these matters, Wu Jing transformed into a photographer, and Qi Hui into a teacher, instructing Guo Fan and Lu Yang, two novices, on how to handle guns.

Seeing this, the safety officer breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness, not all of them were professionals.

If these people's countries strictly prohibited guns, why would they be so skilled with guns?

That would be too terrifying for the world! In the time that followed, Qi Hui and his friends thoroughly enjoyed playing with guns.

From AKs to ARs, from modern automatic rifles to old-fashioned bolt-action rifles, from pistols of various countries to submachine guns...

Qi Hui also asked for a lever-action shotgun and demonstrated his favorite Terminator 2 shotgun to Guo Fan.

Guo Fan was stunned.

Holy crap, bro, how come you know everything?
Isn't that outrageous?
Qi Hui and the other three had a great time, and when they left the club, they were covered in the strong smell of gunpowder.

Lu Yang was a little frustrated; there was so much video material that his phone's memory was completely full.

Qi Hui took him directly to buy several video cameras.

There are still events to come, and Qi Hui and the others will need this item.

As they were leaving the club, the security guard handed them his business card and asked Qi Hui and the others if they were interested in playing for a bigger stakes.
For example, hunting, and tanks, cannons, machine guns, would you like to play with these?

He can help introduce you to the machine gun festival that Arizona will be holding in a month.

By then, all sorts of automatic weapons, older tanks, and artillery will gather there; you can give it a try if you're interested.

There was also hunting, such as hunting wild boar, black bears, and large saltwater crocodiles.

You can give it a try if you want.

Upon hearing this, Qi Hui and Wu Jing were immediately wide awake.

No wonder so many rich people like to come to America, there must be so many fun things to do there.

After discussing it, the group decided to give it a try and accepted the business card.

Therefore, Qi Hui and the others all need cameras, so of course they need to upgrade their equipment!

As for the safety officer, he was equally delighted, grinning from ear to ear.

If it really works out, he can make a hefty commission, which would be incredibly lucrative.

……

The hotel, Qi Hui's room.

Today is the weekend, and Paramount has given everyone a day off; there are no classes.

Those people would disappear as soon as the weekend arrived, completely ignoring Qi Hui and the others.

This is also why Qi Hui and his three companions went to the shooting range to play; they had nothing else to do.

At 9 p.m., it is 12 p.m. in Beijing.

The timing was perfect; Qi Hui and Jing Tian connected via video call.

Although we often video chat, I still miss it.

Who could resist the sweet, soft, gentle, and considerate Da Tian Tian?
On screen, Jing Tian is wearing a black top and black pants, which makes her look less attractive.

She was afraid that Qi Hui would get excited, and since Qi Hui was not in the country, she dared not show her charm as she had before.

If it were before... hmph, I would have been wearing a purple silk nightgown and gray suspender stockings long ago.

We won't stop until we've squeezed every last drop out!
Qi Hui once said that purple has a lot of charm!

Jing Tian talked about her experiences in class these past few days, sharing her insights and gains. She said her acting skills have improved and she is full of confidence.

She can take on even the most challenging roles.

“Hmm…” Qi Hui nodded, listening to her rambling.

"Hmph! You're not paying attention!" Jing Tian said, annoyed, poking the screen. She was so irritated!
"I'm sick." With a quick glance around, Qi Hui said, "I plan to go to Los Angeles First People's Hospital tomorrow to have my ears checked."

"Huh? What happened to your ear?" Jing Tian asked anxiously.

The First Affiliated Hospital of Los Angeles is currently not within her scope of attention.

Qi Hui scratched his ear and sighed, "I don't know what's wrong, it's just that I haven't heard you say you love me lately."

On the screen, Jing Tian paused, then her eyes sparkled with a gentle, watery light.
"You bad guy...hehe, I love you!"

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The background music for "China Get a boom" was from yesterday's bonus chapter. I posted it by mistake yesterday; it should have been posted today (ノへ￣、).
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