Chinese entertainment starts with Hong Shixian
Chapter 243 We have no obstacles, no obstacles!
Chapter 243 We have no obstacles, no obstacles!
Guo Fan and the other man were puzzled, but Lu Yang pulled Wu Jing away.
Listen to your senior brother, you can't go wrong!
Actually, he was also a little curious about what kind of expressions those shop assistants had that could anger Wu Jing and Guo Fan to this extent.
Even when facing the US military, Wu Jing and Guo Fan didn't have this expression!
Soon, the two found the luxury store again.
Upon seeing Wu Jing and Lu Yang, the waiter at the door gave a gentle smile.
Facing Lu Yang's camera, she was not intimidated and even nodded slightly in greeting.
"Good morning," Lu Yang greeted with a smile.
There was no discrimination or arrogance as Jing Ge and the others described.
Isn't this great?
However, upon hearing Lu Yang speak English, the smiling female shop assistant was taken aback.
Then, his slightly hunched back straightened instantly, his chin lifted, and his gentle, humble expression transformed into one of utter arrogance in a flash.
"Excuse me, sir, we do not accept foreigners!"
She didn't even let Wu Jing and Lu Yang into her shop.
In South Korea, there are only two types of Asian faces who speak English: Chinese and Japanese.
They both disliked each of them.
As for whether or not I'll admit I'm wrong... what difference does it make if I do admit I'm wrong?
She's not afraid of anything as long as the target isn't white.
Lu Yang's face darkened, and he almost threw his phone at the woman's face in anger.
He finally understood why Wu Jing and Guo Fan were so angry.
Damn it!
the other side.
Qi Hui and Guo Fan called over the waiter and asked them to weigh the two watermelons.
The waiter was shocked and incredulous.
Then I repeatedly confirmed with Qi Hui whether we wanted two whole watermelons.
Guo Fan was speechless for a moment; he had seen the waiter's expression before.
Yesterday, when I was eating barbecue, the waiter who took my order had the same expression.
Holy crap, are basic necessities in South Korea really that scarce?
Why does buying a watermelon here feel like buying a luxury car back home?
"Confirmed, hurry up and pay the bill!" Qi Hui urged impatiently.
The waiter was incredibly patient and kind, asking Qi Hui to wait a moment.
Shortly after, a man and a woman in suits arrived quickly. They looked older than the waitress from before and were probably her superiors or something.
Upon their arrival, they greeted him warmly and then eagerly helped Qi Hui carry the watermelon to the cashier.
Help me carry the melons, clear the way ahead, and cut in line to pay.
The person who was cut in line, however, showed no dissatisfaction whatsoever, and had a big smile on their face.
Guo Fan was dumbfounded. Holy crap...!
It's just two watermelons, is it really that big of a deal?
Qi Hui asked them to split the food in two, and the two managers, a man and a woman, not only showed no impatience but also agreed with smiles on their faces.
With gentle and careful movements, the two watermelons were cut into four halves.
Next, seal it with plastic wrap and tie a pretty black bow on each watermelon.
“…Awesome!” Guo Fan looked at all this and finally managed to utter two words after a long while.
It's like buying a luxury car just because you bought a watermelon.
This service is so thoughtful!
The two carried the watermelon and slowly left amidst the shocked, envious, hopeful, and admiring gazes of everyone around them.
This was the first time Guo Fan had ever experienced such a grand and high level of attention.
……
A few minutes later, Qi Hui and his companion found Lu Yang and Wu Jing, who looked furious and very unhappy.
Qi Hui took Lu Yang's phone and scrolled through it. He saw the arrogant expression on the shop assistant's face and couldn't help but smile.
"Here, take the watermelon and try it again."
"Uh... this isn't a good idea, is it?" Lu Yang scratched his head, thinking it was too tacky to be carrying a watermelon while browsing a luxury store.
What's the difference between wearing slippers to a fancy Western restaurant?
"Listen to me, you'll see after you go again," Qi Hui said, shoving the watermelon into his hand.
"This..." Lu Yang was skeptical, but he didn't refuse again. With a watermelon in one hand and his phone in the other, he headed back to the luxury store.
Seeing this, Wu Jing also carried half a watermelon and followed Lu Yang.
"Good morning!" Lu Yang said, just like last time.
Same people, same greetings.
The shop assistant immediately spotted the watermelon in Lu Yang's hand, and then his face lit up with eagerness and solicitousness:
"Ah, you howl, yo~~~~"
Her voice was so sweet, it was almost cloying.
Lu Yang felt a sudden toothache, but his mood instantly improved.
Oh shit!
"May I come in and take a look?" Realizing the value of the watermelon in his hand, he raised his chin and slowly asked. "Ah... welcome, welcome! I will be happy to serve you!" The shop assistant approached Lu Yang and said with great enthusiasm.
Lu Yang subconsciously took two steps back; they were almost touching his body.
"Hahaha..." Wu Jing, holding a watermelon, laughed heartily.
So much fun!
……
A few minutes later, Lu Yang and Wu Jing returned.
The smile on his face was undeniable; he was in a great mood and had finally vented his anger.
"How was it?" Qi Hui laughed and asked.
"The woman asked me if I could invite her to eat watermelon." Lu Yang laughed heartily, feeling completely at ease.
"Just now, a woman came up to Brother Jing and asked for his phone number."
"Hahahaha..." Wu Jing and Guo Fan couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.
"Let's go shopping!" Guo Fan laughed and said, "Three noble watermelon princes, I'm sure we'll have no trouble getting around!"
"We have no obstacles, no obstacles!" Wu Jing laughed heartily, making a joke.
"Hahaha!" Qi Hui laughed and said, "Bow tie, big watermelon, unimpeded passage, little Xiba!"
"Senior brother, I'm so jealous of your cauliflower!" Lu Yang grinned enviously.
……
Back to the hotel.
Qi Hui and the others invited Kuang Jie and Yan Tao to eat watermelon.
Upon hearing about what Qi Hui and the other three had experienced today, Yan Tao and Kuang Jie couldn't hold back their emotions.
"You guys really know how to stir things up... hahaha."
Kuang Jie laughed heartily, saying that she had traveled to so many countries and met so many people.
This was the first time she had ever seen Qi Hui and his group do something like this.
I have to say, it's a bit risqué!
"Who suggested this?" Yan Tao asked curiously while munching on a melon.
"Him!" Guo Fan, Wu Jing, and Lu Yang all pointed at Qi Hui.
Yan Tao's lips twitched: "They all say you're very flirtatious."
"I didn't believe it before, but now I do!"
Qi Hui's face darkened: "Can't even eating melons shut you up?"
……
In the afternoon, Qi Hui asked Lu Yang for some video footage, did some simple editing, and then posted it on a domestic video platform.
There's a lot of video footage from the past few days, so Qi Hui didn't release it all at once.
Instead, it will be done gradually and released step by step.
The first issue reported was South Korea's high prices.
Soon, netizens in China saw the beef that cost 100 yuan per kilogram and the watermelon that cost 300 yuan.
Then, I was completely shocked.
"Damn, is that stuff over there some kind of miracle cure? It's so expensive!"
“Their food is natural and pollution-free organic, so of course it’s more expensive. Unlike us, we eat food full of pesticide residue.”
"Bullshit! I'm from Shouguang, I work in the vegetable industry. What kind of pesticide residue stuff are you talking about? Do you think our quality inspection department is just for show?"
"Then don't eat it, you traitor!"
"I'm curious, with prices so outrageous over there, how can they afford meat?"
"Poor thing, no wonder they have to collect garbage cans from the US military."
"Haha, now that you mention it, I can no longer look at those couples in Korean dramas who eat army stew while dating the same way. Who dates while eating swill?"
"Hey bro, your description is so vivid."
[Actor Sun Honglei: Is this watermelon so expensive? Is it made of gold?]
At this point, a somewhat unexpected account appeared in the comments.
Liu Huaqiang is here too!
"Holy crap, isn't that Liu Huaqiang?"
"I didn't realize how expensive the watermelons were just now, but now I really do!"
"Hua Qiang, this melon rind is made of gold, and the melon seeds are made of gold too!"
"Upstairs, stop talking, or you'll get Sarilang!"
"Haha, if Liu Huaqiang were in South Korea, he wouldn't be able to kill enough melon stall owners."
(End of this chapter)
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