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Chapter 153 Jing Tian: What junior sister? Call me older sister (5th update)
In the fifth row of the theater, Qi Hui placed his phone on his lap and quietly played with it.

As for period dramas playing on the big screen... it's best to skip them; the costumes are a bit of an eyesore.

In fact, Qi Hui was not the only one who did this.

Most of the people around me were on their phones, and even those in the back were whispering and chatting. Not many people were watching the movie.

Unfortunately, the plot of this drama deviates significantly from history. Sun Bin got his name because he suffered the punishment of having his kneecaps removed.

But at the beginning of the movie, this person hadn't been tortured yet.

Besides these common-sense errors, Sun Honglei's performance was also a bit outrageous, with overly exaggerated expressions and movements.

Not only is his period costume look awful, but his acting is also extremely awful.

That phrase, "It was too brutal," is unforgettable.

Qi Hui couldn't bear to watch any longer, so he could only continue playing on his phone. However, Jing Tian's ancient costume was quite beautiful. If she wore it in the bedroom... cough cough!
……

After an unknown amount of time, a burst of enthusiastic applause rang out, startling Qi Hui awake.
Despite being somewhat bewildered, Qi Hui still stood up and applauded. The main cast members went on stage to receive the applause, while the media offered their praise.

"This film, adapted from the Battle of Maling, the Siege of Wei to Rescue Zhao, and Tian Ji's Horse Race, is full of dramatic tension!"

"Very good, the war scenes and the ingenious strategies are very well done!"

"A gathering of talented actors, their performances are truly Oscar-worthy!"

"Sun Honglei has created another classic character, whose foolish appearance hides extraordinary wisdom, fully conveying and embodying the philosophy of 'great wisdom appears as foolishness'."

Hearing the praise around her, Jing Tian smiled brightly. Although she didn't hear any comments about herself, it seemed pretty good.

The official release in three days is a sure thing!

It will definitely be even more popular than "Love is Not Blind"!

Thinking this, the young lady looked at Qi Hui from afar, feeling both happy and smug, her sweet smile captivating.

Qi Hui kept a straight face and didn't smile... He was afraid he might lose his composure.

I don't know how much of a bribe they gave, but the media still managed to say something like that.

……

Half an hour later, in a secluded corner of the underground parking lot.

Jing Tian found Qi Hui and his car. She was wearing a mask and loose clothes, and Qi Hui almost didn't recognize her.

As soon as she got on the bus, Jing Tian frantically started taking off her clothes, leaving her in only a long-sleeved shirt and a wide long skirt.

The familiar fragrance filled the car, making Qi Hui's heart flutter.

"You rascal, I missed you so much!" Jing Tian hugged Qi Hui's arm and nuzzled him gently.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and even though they video chatted on QQ every night, she still missed Qi Hui very much.

Thinking of Qi Hui made me even get my nails cut!

"Let's go home." Qi Hui chuckled and immediately started the car and drove away.

And then... and unsurprisingly, there was a traffic jam.

"Hmm, it's so slow, why not just drive with one hand?" Jing Tian said, looking at the slowly moving traffic.

"It's not safe," Qi Hui said seriously. He was driving a legitimate car now!
Before she finished speaking, Jing Tian slowly pulled up her long skirt, turning it into a short skirt, revealing black stockings that shimmered with golden light.

Then, she took Qi Hui's right hand and placed it on her knee.

Why touch the gearshift? Wouldn't it be better to touch it here?

"Is it still safe now?" Jing Tian smiled smugly.

"Hiss... It's perfectly safe!" Qi Hui said seriously, "Even if I risk my life to protect you, my driving skills are still unmatched!"

As he spoke, his fingertips moved slightly, and a silky touch flowed from his fingertips into his heart.

Wonderful!

"...Where did you learn such frivolous talk?" Jing Tian was speechless; that sentence was so irritating.

"I learned it from watching a movie just now." Qi Hui made it up casually. In the current era of Emperor Ye Tian, ​​Emperor Huang Tian will not appear for another two years.

"Hmm?" Jing Tian's gaze sharpened: "My movie has this kind of frivolous talk?"

"How come I didn't know?" "Uh... well..." Qi Hui thought to himself, "Oh no, why did I have to come up with this excuse?"

"I almost forgot." Jing Tian slowly withdrew her black stockings, and sneered, "At the beginning of the premiere, you were chatting quite happily with a few beautiful women!"

"How many?" Qi Hui quickly retorted, "There are only two, and they are both older sisters..."

Before he could finish speaking, Qi Hui knew he was in trouble.

He wanted to slap himself. "Am I stupid?!" he thought. "Why did I argue back?"
"Sister?" Jing Tian's gaze grew even colder: "We were just exchanging a few words, and you're already calling me 'sister'?"

"Ahem, it's not what you think..." Qi Hui quickly explained.

Jing Tian didn't give her a chance: "Drive now, we'll talk when we get home."

Before long, they arrived at the residential area. Jing Tian dragged Qi Hui into the room, her eyes blazing with murderous intent.

"Uh... Junior sister..." Qi Hui couldn't help but mutter.

"What junior sister?" Jing Tian bit her hair tie to put it up, and gave a cold smile: "You should call me Sister Jing Tian!"

"..."

Qi Hui looked up and saw that Jing Tian's eyes held no anger, nothing else, only pure innocence.

Pure and devoid of anything but desire.

Qi Hui: “…”

So she was just making excuses; this girl has quite a few tricks up her sleeve.

Before the thought had even subsided, Jing Tian had already pounced on him: "Hehehe..."

……

three days later.

In a movie theater in the capital, Qi Hui was wearing a gray-blue shirt, a mask on his face, and carrying a thermos cup filled with goji berries.

Beside her, Jing Tian was also dressed in a mask and loose clothing, so even acquaintances might not be able to recognize her, let alone strangers.

"Wow...there are so many people!" Jing Tian exclaimed excitedly as she looked at the crowd around her.

She was full of energy, as if she never knew how to get tired.

Looking at the crowd around her, she felt as if she had returned to the premiere of "Love is Not Blind".

"Ah...yes, there are so many people." Qi Hui replied weakly.

"Let's go, let's go in!" Jing Tian pulled Qi Hui, bought tickets, and quickly walked into the cinema.

Unlike last time, this time the two sat in a corner.

Last time, she needed the lighting, so she sat in the front row. This time, Jing Tian wanted to observe the audience's reaction, so of course she sat in the back row.

Not long after, the movie premiered.

The whispering audience stopped their discussion and stared expectantly at the big screen.

And then...and then nothing more.

Their initial anticipation turned into disappointment, and audience members kept leaving their seats, muttering curses under their breath.

"Damn, what kind of movies are these?"

"What a piece of garbage! It's disgusting to look at. I'm not looking anymore, I'm leaving!"

"Damn, how could this movie be so bad?"

"This is the first time I've truly known what a bad movie is."

"Banana my ass! Last time I watched 'Red Cliff,' and this time it's 'The Warring States.' What kind of historical epics are these? They're more like garbage. I'm never watching a movie again!"

In the corner, Jing Tian's smile gradually faded, and her good mood became increasingly unhappy.

Seeing that things were not going well, Qi Hui pulled Jing Tian away and left, not even caring about the thermos cup with goji berries soaking on the ground.

That's so brutal!

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