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Chapter 617 Thank you, Auntie, Amen!
Chapter 617 Thank you, Auntie, Amen!
Liu Yifei, a wealthy woman eager to have a child, has had to fall back into the mortal world despite her ethereal "fairy sister" aura, and spends her days figuring out how to scientifically prepare for pregnancy.
Her once captivating phoenix eyes now always hold a hint of resentment and a touch of urgency. Even when Chen Mo rolls over in the middle of the night and presses down on her long hair, she interprets it as "even her hair is hindering her pregnancy."
Chen Mo's days have been a mix of pain and joy.
What's gratifying is that Liu Yifei has completely let loose in her efforts to conceive—the fairy who used to even count calories when drinking water now forces him to make her a nourishing soup for every meal.
The tough guy who used to be able to stand on wires without flinching during filming is now secretly buying ovulation test strips online and insisting on having him examine the shade of the line on the instruction manual.
I practice yoga diligently every day, keeping track of the fertile time according to what's circulating online.
Although watching beautiful women practice yoga is definitely a visually stunning experience, Chen Mo was almost sick of eating all those aphrodisiac dishes and highly nourishing soups.
What could he do? He wanted to know, he was anxious, but there was nothing he could do!
All the outside noise and commotion? Chen Mo had long since stopped caring. The car company executives lining up for collaborations, the financial media praising "Chen Mo Economics"—none of it mattered as much as his great-aunt's "baby-making KPI."
He used to enjoy nightly revelry immensely, but now he is grateful for women's periods every month.
Praise be to you, Aunt Flo!
Qingcheng Mountain.
Chen Mo did not see Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, but he was accompanied by Zhao Ling'er, a descendant of Nuwa.
The art style just isn't as ethereal.
"Feifei, shouldn't we close for a break today?"
Chen Mo pushed open the door, holding a cup of brown sugar water, his face filled with sincere gratitude—at that moment, Liu Yifei was curled up on the sofa, with a hot water bottle in her arms and a blanket that he had just warmed with a hairdryer on her body.
"Your grin is practically reaching your ears!" The fairy sister grabbed a cushion and threw it at him in anger, but gasped as she did so: "Wow, why weren't you this happy when Zhang Yuqi was pregnant with her second child?"
Chen Mo slid to his knees and caught the pillow, then casually tucked a hand warmer under her feet: "Heaven and earth bear witness! I'm doing this because I feel sorry for you—"
Chen Mo was being honest, secretly feeling guilty. After all, if her fans saw their ethereal, otherworldly goddess turn into this, he, the instigator, would probably be torn to pieces.
In fact, it wasn't just her who was anxious; Liu's mother was anxious too!
Before, when the "Fairy Sister" was still single, there was nothing she could do about being anxious. After all, she couldn't really offer a huge sum of money to have a child, could she?
But things are different now. Although Chen Mo, her prospective son-in-law, is a bit of a jerk and a spendthrift, she still approves of him.
Especially since Chen Mo's other women all have children, while the "Fairy Sister" is still not pregnant, and she is not young anymore; if she gets pregnant now, she would be considered an older mother.
Therefore, she has been giving her daughter a lot of advice during this period, which is probably why the "Fairy Sister" felt even more anxious.
Chen Mo suddenly glanced at the date circled in red on the calendar by his bedside and couldn't help but blurt out, "Thank you, Auntie, Amen!"
Liu Yifei suddenly burst out laughing.
Then, leaning on Chen Mo's shoulder, she said weakly, "I'm so sorry to have troubled you these past few days!"
Chen Mo put his arm around her shoulder, kissed her forehead, and said softly, "I'm fine. It's mainly you who were in such a hurry. Let's go. I heard that being in a good mood can also have an effect on this. Now that we're here, take me to see the place where you used to film."
"Mmm!" Liu Yifei replied softly.
The mist of Qingcheng Mountain swirled in the morning light, and the stone steps gleamed with dew. Liu Yifei, wearing a fisherman's hat with sunglasses perched on the brim, suddenly squatted down and poked a moss-covered stone by the roadside.
"Look at that pavilion!"
Chen Mo followed her finger and saw a pavilion with upturned eaves halfway up the mountain, its paint already faded and peeling. Liu Yifei jogged over and tiptoed to touch the carvings on the pillar: "This is where the Sword Immortal taught sword control techniques back then, Teacher Xie Junhao..." She suddenly fell silent, her ears turning red at a visible speed.
"Hmm?" Chen Mo tightened his grip on her shoulders by a little more.
"Haha, did you know that because of the character of the Drunken Sword Immortal, he is only sober when he drinks alcohol, and he is drunk when he doesn't drink alcohol? In order to play the role of the Drunken Sword Immortal well, he actually drank alcohol when filming drunk scenes!"
Liu Yifei suddenly buried her face in his shoulder.
"In one scene, Lao Hu helped him up, and the guy shouted 'Good wine, good wine!' at Lao Hu's hair bun, and almost ate Lao Hu's hair off."
As the two were laughing and joking, they suddenly heard a "crack" sound from the bushes.
Chen Mo instinctively pulled her behind him, only to see several tourists who looked like college students awkwardly standing there with DSLR cameras: "Um... can we take a picture together? We're longtime fans of the Legend of Sword and Fairy series."
Liu Yifei instinctively reached for her sunglasses, but Chen Mo held her hand down. He turned to the fans and smiled, "Take pictures if you want, but you have to answer a question—what magic did Ling'er use to help Brother Xiaoyao detoxify in the Legend of Sword and Fairy?"
"The Guanyin Mantra!" the girl with glasses blurted out. "15-second cooldown, 80 mana cost!"
The two encountered many such incidents during their trip.
When Chen Mo was pulled by Liu Yifei to stand at the entrance of the "Duoziquan" scenic area, he was completely bewildered. This scenic spot, famous for its "efficacy in granting children," was crowded with elderly men and women carrying sachets, and the air was filled with the mixed smell of sandalwood and grilled sausages.
The "Fairy Sister" was fully armed with sunglasses and a mask, but she couldn't hide her red ear tips—three days ago, she dug up an article titled "On-site Investigation Report of Duoziquan" from some health and wellness group, insisting that the magnetic field there could regulate female hormones.
"Are you sure you want to go in?"
Chen Mo's lips twitched: "This is even less reliable than the shotgun technique I invented."
Liu Yifei stomped on his shoe in annoyance: "Shut up, you're not being sincere at all. If it doesn't work, I'll cry!"
Chen Mo immediately raised his hands in surrender!
As a result, the two were recognized as soon as they stepped into the scenic area.
If you said the two of them went to Qingcheng Mountain together, people could understand. Celebrities are human too, and it's normal for them to visit scenic spots. But what kind of place is this?
This is the "Frequency Spring"!
Many people took out their phones to take pictures, but perhaps because this place was special, no one came up to ask for autographs or photos right away.
Then I saw the fairy sister kneeling by the spring, chanting and making a wish.
However, it must be said that Duoziquan (Duoziquan) is indeed very beautiful, and its name comes from a beautiful legend. It is said that the golden boy and jade maiden in the heavenly palace often played in the water here, hence the name "Jinwawa Tuo" (Golden Baby Tuo).
Here, the spring water cascades down, forming three waterfalls, creating a magnificent and awe-inspiring sight, reminiscent of a dragon emerging from the heavens or the Milky Way falling from the sky. The water splashes into the valley floor, creating layers of mist that shroud the area in a hazy atmosphere, making it seem like a fairyland.
The image of the "Fairy Sister" kneeling at the spring to make a wish quickly became a trending topic.
Of course, the main reason is that she's about to retire from the entertainment industry, and her relationship with Chen Mo isn't exactly a secret, so she naturally doesn't have many concerns.
#Chen Mo and Liu Yifei spotted at Duoziquan# (Breaking News)
#FairySisterPraysForAChild# (Boiling Point)
#Zhangren Spring (Many Sons Spring)# (New)
"Holy crap, my heart is broken! My goddess! Chen Gou, you really deserve to die!"
"—Chen Mo is absolutely every man's enemy! He even made a fairy like Liu Yifei go to the Fountain of Many Children to pray for a child. Is there any justice in this world?"
"Rumor has it that Chen Mo's other women (Fan Binbin, Zhang Yuqi, and Xiao Zhao) have already given birth to his children, leaving Liu Yifei still 'without a single baby.' Tsk tsk, is the fairy sister getting anxious?"
—"Scientific methods of conception fail, so they turn to metaphysics? Hilarious! This is a classic case of 'believing in feng shui is worse than science'!"
"Chen Mo is really unhelpful! How many years has it been? Liu Yifei is still praying at the Fertility Spring? Mr. Chen, are you even capable?"
Suddenly, trending topics about new energy vehicle companies became irrelevant.
The entire internet is discussing metaphysical methods for conceiving, and topics like Liu Yifei's fertility spring for seeking a child.
After all, the "Fairy Sister," the most popular celebrity in the entertainment industry, has an undeniable level of popularity, not to mention the story of her "Fairy Sister" image collapsing and her quest for a child.
Liu Yifei, however, took it all in stride, chuckling as she scrolled through the trending topics: "Netizens are saying that 'the end of science is metaphysics, and the end of metaphysics is giving up'?" She suddenly grabbed Chen Mo's arm and shook it: "Hey, what do you think about naming the child Quan Quan if I'm really pregnant?"
Chen Mo nearly choked on the bottled water: "Then how is Quan Quan supposed to explain this to her older siblings? That you gave it to her as a free gift from a promotional event at a tourist attraction?"
Just then, Zhang Yuqi's WeChat voice messages suddenly bombarded in: "Liu Yifei, you're something else! I'm trying to explain science to you, but you insist on sticking to feudal superstitions?" In the background, you could also hear the twins clamoring to video chat with "Little Brother Quan Quan."
Although there are always people online criticizing celebrities, saying things like "actors are ruining the country" and "208 million yuan a day," it has to be admitted that the celebrity effect can really be used like a nuclear bomb—especially the traffic of the hottest stars.
The Qingcheng Mountain Culture and Tourism Bureau must be laughing so hard their dentures are about to fall out.
The photos of Liu Yifei and Chen Mo holding hands and praying for a child at "Duoziquan" (formerly Zhangrenquan) went viral, and the number of tourists at the scenic spot exploded that day. The usually quiet mountain valley, where you could hear the leaves farting, was now crowded like a temple fair during the Spring Festival, and even the stones around the spring were worn smooth from being touched so much.
The scenic area management was frantic, broadcasting through loudspeakers from morning till night: "Dear tourists, this spring has reached its capacity for today's proctology department! The water you're holding was natural mineral water yesterday, but now it's practically a public foot bath!"
Then, they posted an announcement on their official Weibo account, the words of which conveyed a Versailles-like sense of collapse: "Due to the bizarre actions of a certain top-tier couple, Duoziquan's daily visitor capacity has exceeded its limit by 800%. Visitors are advised to travel during off-peak hours!"
Other cultural and tourism businesses are envious!
Damn it, the Duoziquan Spring in Qingcheng Mountain isn't as famous as the one here!
So, they actually started sending messages to Chen Mo and Liu Yifei from afar.
(End of this chapter)
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