This director is vindictive.

Chapter 393 Rocket Wedding: The Longest Wedding Distance in History

The premiere of "Space Odyssey".

If someone didn't know better, they might think this was some kind of blockbuster movie.

But reality is so surreal. Judging from the advertisement, this is actually just a wedding dress promotional video for a clothing brand company!
Of course, if you really just treat this as a promotional video for a clothing brand, you'll probably get criticized for not being able to access the internet.

After all, even a fool knows that this so-called promotional video is actually Chen Mo's wedding to his female confidantes as compensation for his unrequited love!

In fact, when "Feng Yi Cheng Xiang" started, other companies wanted to imitate it. Unfortunately, they spent a lot of money, but the result was a complete flop and they lost everything!
Today, Chen Mo's Huayun Wedding Attire series of wedding promotional videos has long since become a unique IP.

To date, the first two films have grossed over one billion yuan at the box office! That's a feat many films can't achieve.

Moreover, every time Chen Mo's series of films is released, it sparks a nationwide frenzy.

This time was no exception. It can be said that Chen Mo's impromptu premiere almost drove half of the entertainment industry crazy!

At the premiere, many audience members were curious about what kind of imaginative space wedding this time would be.

After all, setting aside the relatively traditional wedding process of "The Phoenix Brings Auspiciousness," works like "Flying Sword Immortal" are full of imaginative ideas and a chaotic mix of various IPs.

On the stage, Mary and Shen Teng made a guest appearance as hosts.

"I just want to know, how does the wedding procession work?" Mary asked Shen Teng beside her with a curious look.

"Is it possible that there was no wedding procession at all? Or that they made the rockets and spaceships bright red, hung them with big red flowers, and then took the bride from Earth to space? Goodness, even the richest man in Xihong City couldn't afford that! Thinking back on the plot of 'The Richest Man in Xihong City' back then, it really wouldn't be enough for Director Chen to create in a few days!" Shen Teng said with a sly grin.

The audience burst into laughter.

is not that right?

Good heavens, rockets and spaceships, and the worst part is, they're sending the bride into space wearing a big red flower!

"However, Director Chen, could you please hold the premiere a little earlier next time, even just one day earlier? Look at me, the richest man in Xihong City, I'm in such a rush today, I didn't even have time to change my clothes before coming up here, I've lost all my prestige!" Shen Teng teased Chen Mo again.

Suddenly, applause erupted in the audience.

Clearly, everyone was driven almost crazy by Chen Mo's sudden attack.

Especially the media people, they all clapped very enthusiastically.

"I'll try my best! I'll try my best!" What could Chen Mo do? He didn't want to either! He hadn't originally planned to hold this premiere.

After completing a series of procedures, the promotional video for the "Space Odyssey" themed wedding was officially released.

Everyone in the room fell silent, watching the big screen intently.

On the big screen, the first thing to appear is the boundless starry sky.

Chen Mo racked his brains for this wedding promotional video, and this time there's actually a tiny bit of a storyline.

The scene shifts to a news broadcast on a large screen in Wanda Plaza.

"The longest wedding procession in history is about to take place!"

"World's first space wedding!"

"Rolls-Royce, Bentley, helicopters—airplane weddings are nothing new anymore. This year, rocket weddings are all the rage!"

Then, the camera shifts again to the satellite launch center.

A group of celebrities gathered together.

Hu Ge appeared at the end of the line, putting on his spacesuit while being interviewed by reporters.

"It's outrageous! I had to go to heaven just to attend a wedding!"

On the big screen, before Hu Ge's rant was over, the camera suddenly cut to the launch tower—the rocket body, which should have been serious, was painted in a festive bright red, with the character "囍" (double happiness) made of LED light strips wrapped around it, and the fairing was decorated with paper-cut astronaut window decorations.

The audience burst into laughter: "Wow, Shen Teng was right! There's no big red flower, but there's still the color red. This Chinese cyberpunk wedding is awesome!"

"That's so Chen Mo, haha!"

At this moment, a news broadcast plays in the background: "It is reported that the groom's team has chartered three SpaceX Falcon rockets for the wedding procession. The groomsmen include Nobel Prize laureate in Physics for Grand Unified Theory, He Hongwei, and award-winning actor Huang Bo, among other figures from diverse fields. The bride's side, however, has issued a defiant statement: 'Unless they bring back a handwritten blessing from Chang'e on the far side of the moon, don't even think about taking the bride away!'"

"Hahaha! A blessing from Chang'e herself, good heavens, this marriage is simply impossible!" The audience at the premiere burst into laughter once again.

"So, the collaboration is here? He Hongwei is even here! Is time travel far away?"

Finally, the rocket was launched.

3, 2, 1!

A bright red rocket bearing the character "囍" (double happiness) was launched into the sky.

The scene shifts, and Wu Jing, dressed in a spacesuit, is doing somersaults in zero gravity, clutching a red envelope and cursing: "Chen Mo, you call this a light best man? I just escaped Jupiter's gravity in 'The Wandering Earth 3,' and now you're forcing me to take a space pilot's test at your wedding!"

Shen Teng, who was passing by behind him, suddenly bumped into the camera, and the calligraphy banner in his hand that read "May you have a long and happy marriage" twisted into a pretzel in the vacuum.

"Hurry up and help me with this!" Shen Teng shouted.
Wu Jing floated towards Shen Teng with all her might, reaching out to help.

As a result of limited strength, he did manage to grab one end of the calligraphy banner that read "May you have a long and happy marriage."

The two suddenly exerted force, and as a result, one tore off the "hundred" and the other tore off the "joint"!
The camera focuses on the two people, one holding a "hundred" and the other holding a "combination"!
Then both of them were dumbfounded, while the audience at the premiere burst out laughing. "Hahaha! Is this 'yuri' relationship between Wu Jinghe and Shen Teng alright?"

Inside the space capsule, everyone else looked at them with strange eyes.

"Ahem, well, actually we don't discriminate," Chen Mo said after coughing twice.

The two quickly threw away the calligraphy they were holding!
On the big screen, the rocket successfully docks with the space station, but the moment the hatch opens, a shower of red dates and peanuts floats out—Hu Ge frantically grabs the floating longans and complains to the camera: "Who stuffed the 'May you have a son soon' emergency supply compartment? I'd call this gravity manipulation 'space metaphysics'!"

"Huang Bo, Huang Bo!"

"Huang Bo received it!"

"The brides' group requested to bring back a handwritten blessing from Chang'e on the far side of the moon!"

Huang Bo looked completely bewildered: "What the heck?"

"Bringing back Chang'e's handwritten blessing from the far side of the moon!"

"Is there a Chang'e on the moon?" Huang Bo looked at the camera with a face full of question marks!

Suddenly, the scene cuts to the far side of the moon, where Huang Bo is taking a selfie with a crater.

While complaining, he said, "As everyone knows, Chang'e is just a myth. I feel like this wedding is probably off. Don't blame me!"

This scene left the audience dumbfounded, completely baffled as to what this ridiculous design was all about.

Just then, an AI Chang'e dressed in ancient Hanfu suddenly appeared on the screen.

In the holographic projection, a fairy hands out a QR code: "Scan the code to follow the Guanghan Palace official account to receive an electronic blessing. Today's special offer: get 100,000 likes to unlock the Wu Gang Chopping the Laurel Tree 4D holographic experience."

"Pfft!" This time, the whole audience burst out laughing.

"Wow, there really is a Chang'e!"

"But this product placement is just too bizarre, isn't it?"

"Who came up with this? It's just plain stupid."

"Myth has come true! Although it's an AI projection, there really is a Chang'e!"

At the same time, Huang Bo was also taken aback: "There really is a Chang'e? No, who actually put Chang'e on the moon?"

"Chang'e, hurry, hurry up and sign my autograph, then give the newlyweds your blessings!" Huang Bo said hurriedly.

Chang'e's AI projection covered its mouth and chuckled, then with a wave of its sleeve, wrote the four characters "A Hundred Years of Harmony" on the lunar sand.

Huang Bo was about to take a picture when he suddenly noticed that the ink was floating up like bubblegum in the vacuum environment. He frantically tried to grab it, exclaiming, "This blessing is going to fly away!"

Suddenly, background music started playing: "I'm gazing up at the moon, where so many dreams are soaring freely."

Ink splattered on the moon, accompanied by background music, and Huang Bo's bewildered expression—the scene was hilarious!

The audience at the premiere was already laughing so hard they were practically falling over.

"Hahaha! Who played this background music?"

"Chang'e, of course! Who else could it be? This is some serious imagination!"

"I never expected this to be a comedic cyberpunk style! Poor Huang Bo!"

As Huang Bo frantically tried to catch the floating ink of "May you have a long and happy marriage," an alarm-like electronic voice suddenly sounded on the space station: "Warning! The bride's energy field is about to arrive!"

All the floating longans and dates suddenly froze, then, as if drawn by an invisible force, aligned themselves into an arrow pointing towards the hatch. Before the groomsmen could react, the lights inside the cabin abruptly went out, and Wu Jing's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for complaining or criticizing) was exceptionally clear in the darkness: "This wedding procession is like Star Wars!"

Suddenly, a holographic projection of a galaxy poured down from the cabin ceiling, and countless points of light converged to form a 3D countdown: 5, 4, 3—

"boom!"

The bulkhead suddenly became transparent, revealing a vast starry sky.

A shuttle-shaped spacecraft resembling a phoenix crown was slowly docking. Its hull was composed of densely packed mirrors, which reflected different wedding dress patterns from different dynasties as the angle changed—from the black bird of the Yin and Shang dynasties to the embroidered robe of the Ming dynasty, and finally settled on the latest space embroidery pattern of "Hua Yun".

The moment the docking hatch opened, all the mirrors suddenly disintegrated into stardust, spiraling upwards in the weightless environment. At the center of the stardust emerged Yang Mi's figure—she was wearing a spacesuit, her helmet transforming into a semi-transparent veil, upon which a real-time projection of the starry sky flowed.

As she gently raised her hand, the spacesuit began to transform as if it were alive: the shoulder armor automatically folded into pearl cloud shoulder pads, the waist material reorganized into horse-face skirt pleats, and the back thrusters disassembled and reassembled into a ten-meter-long photon trail.
"Holy crap, holy crap!" The audience at the premiere were stunned by this scene.

Although Transformers and the like are nothing new.

But its use here is absolutely stunning.

"Holy crap, can Huayun wedding attire really design something like this?"

"Is this wedding dress real or fake?"

"As expected of Chen Mo, he really went all out! The special effects are amazing! They're even better than those sci-fi movies!"

In fact, half of the budget for this promotional video was spent on the special effects of Yang Mi's transformation scene alone.

But the effect is indeed incredibly powerful!

(End of this chapter)