This director is vindictive.

Chapter 346 My Wife Across the Entire Internet is Actually Me

Many people online immediately saw the group photo of the eight Hanfu-clad sisters, and the high-value "newcomers" instantly sparked heated discussions across the internet.

Netizen A: "This bone structure is amazing! What kind of divine idea is that pearl datura on the Adam's apple?!"

Netizen B: "I need all the information about this woman in three minutes! The 'Chang'e Flying to the Moon' tattoo on the back of her neck is absolutely stunning! Microscopic detail: Chang'e's jade feet in the hollow of her lower back move with the movement of her muscles, the details are amazing!"

Netizen C: "Her looks are far superior to those of the 95-generation actresses in the Chinese entertainment industry. Chen Gou's taste in choosing actresses is always impeccable!"

A popular online influencer specializing in traditional Chinese culture reposted the message with the caption: "Now I finally understand what it means to have 'a noble and imposing presence that transforms into cloud-like hair, and a resolute and unyielding spirit that shapes delicate eyebrows.'"

A Chinese entertainment industry enthusiast commented: "I can accept that everyone in Chen Mo's harem is stunningly beautiful, but this newcomer's broken phoenix eyes and pearly Adam's apple are killing me! She's even more suitable for 'The Legend of the Demon Cat' than Zhang Yuqi!"

But many people are curious about who this person is.

At the same time, the hashtag #TheRealIdentityOfTheEighthSister# immediately became a trending topic.

Countless netizens are requesting the information.

But strangely enough, nobody recognized him!

As Yang Mi and her friends refreshed the Weibo comment section, seeing netizens frantically speculating about the identity of the "eighth sister" but no one ever figured out the truth, they finally couldn't hold back their laughter and collapsed onto the sofa.

Yang Mi's head was tilted to one side from laughing, her fingers trembling as she tapped the screen: "Hahaha, look at this—'The newcomer's gold-flecked makeup at the corners of her eyes looks like the design @ChenShiren did when he filmed "The Legend of the Demon Cat," could it be that Zhang Yuqi did her makeup?' Help! This generation of netizens is using microscopes to eat gossip but they're all blind!"

Fan Binbin was drinking water when she suddenly choked and sprayed water onto Zhang Yuqi's skirt.

She coughed and wiped away her tears: "Cough cough. This is so funny, hahaha!! 'Please, sister, open a Weibo account! I'd give up ten years of my lifespan to have you post nine collages!' Chen Mo, your fans are going to kill their idol!"

The force with which she patted Chen Mo's back was clearly retaliatory.

Liu Yifei's usually aloof face flushed red as she held her phone up to Chen Mo: "Your fan club president posted a reward in the supertopic, saying that whoever can uncover the newcomer's identity will receive a large bonus!"

The image clearly shows a six-figure bounty pool raised by fans.

Zhao Liying burst into laughter and collapsed onto Chen Mo.

"Oh dear, I can't take it anymore, let me catch my breath. Look at this, it's hilarious!"

She showed her phone screen, which displayed a long analysis by a well-known entertainment blogger: "A Deep Analysis of Why the Newcomer Can Outshine the Seven Beauties from the Perspective of Bone Structure." The article used ten high-definition pictures to compare the brow bone structure of the "newcomer" with that of Chen Mo, and finally concluded definitively: "This woman must be of mixed race! Chen Mo's harem has finally achieved racial diversity!"

“Hahahahaha——”

The seven women laughed so hard they almost fell over, and Jing Tian's fan landed directly on Chen Mo's face.

Gao Yuanyuan, rubbing her aching stomach from laughing, gasped, "I can't take it anymore! Quick, look at the third trending topic!" There it was: #ChenMoCrossborderSelectionOfConcubines# followed by the word "hot".

Thus, the world where only Chen Mo was injured was achieved!

To Chen Mo's dismay, even his friends in the industry called to gossip about the identity of his "new sister".

“Ding-ling-ling——”

Chen Mo's phone rang like a death knell, and he glanced at the caller ID with a look of utter despair.
It's actually Wang Sicong from Wanda!
Chen Mo got to know this eccentric young master of Wanda Group through Yang Mi.

As we all know, this person is a fan of Yang Mi and has always been a big fan of Big Secret.

However, ever since Chen Mo suddenly appeared, he has admired Chen Mo to the point of complete awe.

In his words, "There are countless successful people in the world, but a modern-day Wei Xiaobao like Chen Mo, who openly runs a harem and manages to treat everyone equally, is definitely a role model for us!"

The purpose of this wealthy second-generation friend's call, who always loves to join in the fun, is self-evident.

"Hey?"

Chen Mo answered the phone listlessly.

"Old Chen! You're amazing!"

Wang Sicong's excited voice came from the other end of the phone: "Wow, where did you find such a stunningly beautiful woman? When did you take in this eighth sister? You've kept her well hidden! Introduce her to me!"

"Hahaha!" Yang Mi and the others had been secretly listening to Chen Mo, and when they heard Wang Sicong's words, they couldn't help but burst into laughter!
Chen Mo's expression, in particular, was indescribable.

Chen Mo's lips twitched, his gaze sweeping over Yang Mi and the others who were laughing hysterically, and he gritted his teeth, saying, "Are you fucking blind? That's me!"

There was a three-second silence on the other end of the phone, followed by a deafening burst of laughter.

"Hahahaha! Holy crap! Really?"

Wang Sicong's laughter almost shattered Chen Mo's eardrums: "No, I have to take another look!"

Chen Mo heard rapid breathing and the sound of clicking on the screen from the other end of the phone, followed by a longer silence.

"Old Chen"

Wang Sicong's voice suddenly turned unusually serious: "You're fucking ruthless."

"Holy crap, you almost turned me gay!"

"Go to hell!" Chen Mo cursed irritably.

However, before Chen Mo could respond, the call was disconnected.

Three minutes later, his WeChat was bombarded by Wang Sicong—the rich second-generation had forwarded the photo to more than a dozen groups, with only three simple and blunt words in the caption: "My wife."

"Wang Sicong, I'll f*** your grandpa!" Chen Mo roared, grabbing a pillow and smashing it against the wall.

As the trending topic gained traction...

It was so fast that it was impossible to stop.

Chen Mo rubbed his temples. On the screen of his phone, hashtags like #ChenMo'sNewestHarem#, #SevenFairiesSummoningDragon#, and #AnotherAncientStyleGoddessAddedToChineseEntertainment# were all followed by the word "hot".

Chen Mo slumped on the sofa, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams. His phone had been ringing off the hook, with 99+ messages on WeChat and his Weibo private messages completely frozen.

"Are you all satisfied?" he asked listlessly. "Right now, the whole internet is talking about my 'new sister'."

Chen Mo has completely given up and doesn't care what happens!
"It's not over yet!"

Fan Binbin excitedly refreshed his phone: "Look! Someone has started analyzing your bone structure!"

Liu Yifei leaned closer and read the text on the screen: "Shocking! Judging from the brow bone and jawline, this newcomer looks 70% like Chen Mo, they might be siblings! Hahaha!"

Chen Mo sat up abruptly: "What?!"

He snatched the phone and saw a long article posted by a popular influencer known as "Entertainment Microscope," which compared the facial features of the "new sister" and Chen Mo in detail, concluding that the two were very likely siblings.

"What is all this nonsense?!" Chen Mo frantically ruffled his hair.

Gao Yuanyuan gently patted his shoulder: "Don't worry, there's more to come."

She clicked on another topic, #ChenMoCrossborderSelectionOfConcubines#, which was filled with all sorts of outrageous speculations.

Some say the "new sister" is of mixed Chinese and French descent, others say she is a Russian ballet dancer, and still others say she is Chen Mo's soulmate who traveled back from ancient times.

"Holy shit!" Chen Mo's head was throbbing. What the hell was going on?!

In the midst of the chaos, Zhao Liying suddenly exclaimed, "Wow! Finally, someone is starting to have doubts!"

The crowd immediately gathered around. A Weibo user named "Detective Anan" posted an analysis: "Everyone, look closely at the pearl decoration on the newcomer's Adam's apple; there's a subtle protrusion below. Then look at Chen Mo's unedited photos from the premiere—the shape of his Adam's apple is exactly the same! Moreover, I compared him to Chen Mo using AI facial recognition software, and the similarity is as high as 99%!"

So there's only one truth! It's that this is actually Chen Mo himself dressed as a woman!

The accompanying Weibo post contained various detailed comparison photos, providing irrefutable evidence.

The lounge fell silent instantly, and seven pairs of eyes turned to Chen Mo.

For some reason, Chen Mo felt a sense of relief at this moment. Anyway, it had already been posted, and this was bound to happen sooner or later. Better late than late! After this analysis was posted on Weibo, it quickly swept across the entire internet!
At first, many people didn't believe it.

"This is ridiculous! What a joke! That's Chen Mo in women's clothing? That's utter nonsense! Don't spread rumors, or Chen Mo will issue you a court summons!"

"Do you even know what a billionaire is?! A woman dressed as the ninth richest man in China? Are you okay?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! Chen Mo? Dressed as a woman? Are you kidding me?"

However, the art style soon began to change abruptly.

Because more and more people are starting to find clues in the photos!
They also began to use various technical means to conduct analysis and comparison.

A film special effects artist released a comparison video: "Pay attention to the muscle structure of the lumbar dimples when the newcomer turns around—this is definitely the muscle group of a man who works out regularly!"

The live chat exploded with comments: "Holy crap! That way of using his lower back muscles is exactly the same as my gym instructor!"

"Case solved! Chen Gou is the ultimate cross-dresser!"

"So that's why there's a decoration on his Adam's apple! It's to cover up a man's Adam's apple!"

Then, the usage rate of major AI image recognition software skyrocketed!

The result is.

"It's confirmed! I don't want to believe it, but it's fucking true, it's real!"

"I specifically used professional AI facial recognition software to prove that this is indeed Chen Mo himself!"

"I found a friend abroad and used their police facial recognition software. All the data showed that the similarity was over 95%, meaning there was a 99.99% probability that it was Chen Mo!"

Of course, by this time, most netizens already knew that the stunningly beautiful new sister was actually Chen Mo in drag.

A true cross-dressing master!
However, it has not yet been officially recognized by Chen Mo's side.

Just then, Yang Mi added fuel to the fire.

She quickly edited a new Weibo post:

"Oops, we've been spotted! That's right, this is Chen Mo's first time dressed as a woman! What do you think, isn't she beautiful?" @ChenMo!

Three minutes later, #ChenMoInWomensClothing# suddenly appeared at the top of the trending searches, followed by a bright red "hot" character.

The last real-time discussion volume displayed before the server crashed was 782 million.

Chen Mo knew that his moment of "phenomenal social death" had officially arrived.

However, the women were just bystanders, enjoying the show.

Zhang Yuqi, with her legs crossed, scrolled through the comments section: "Wow, you're gaining followers faster than us when you're dressed as a woman!"

On her swaying phone screen, a netizen was wailing: "My worldview is shattered! I masturbated three times to Chen Mo's cross-dressing photo only to find out he's a man?! Does this count as a work injury?"

"I climbed Mount Kongtong overnight! Now I regret it, I regret it so much! Yesterday I called her 'wife' three hundred times while looking at these photos, and you're telling me this is Chen Mo?"

"Kongtong Mountain tickets are sold out, brothers, squeeze in!"

"I told you long ago that the Adam's apple pearl necklace is to conceal masculinity! But you wouldn't believe me! (Attached is a comparison picture of Chen Mosheng)"

"Frame-by-frame analysis of the turning motion! That explosive power in the waist muscles is definitely that of a weightlifting powerhouse! Ladies, wake up, the wives you're calling out for can lift Yang Mi onto the treadmill with one hand!"

There was also a rather unscrupulous netizen, @王撕葱's alternate account, who posted: "Retweeted Yang Mi's Weibo post with the caption: From today onwards, Chen Mo is my half-sister [doge]".

"Contacting lawyers to sue the AI ​​image recognition software? The boss herself confirmed it? Never mind then! (Facepalm emoji floods the screen)"

This topic has completely exploded!
The whole internet is buzzing about Chen Mo dressing as a woman! Even Chen Mo's parents and several of his future in-laws have taken notice.

Chen Mo's phone vibrated incessantly on the coffee table, with WeChat message notifications constantly popping up on the screen. He glanced at it listlessly and discovered that the family group chat name had been changed at some point to "[Warmly Celebrate the New Arrival of a Daughter in the Chen Family]".

"mom!"

Chen Mo grabbed his phone, about to protest, when his mother had already sent three 60-second voice messages in quick succession. Turning it on speaker, his mother's booming voice filled the entire room:
"Oh my god! My son looks even more handsome than Cheng Dieyi in 'Farewell My Concubine'! The Chen family's ancestral graves are emitting auspicious smoke! Old Chen, you should look at the photos your daughters-in-law posted!"

In the background, you could hear Mr. Chen coughing: "Cough cough. That son of yours! Your grandfather just called and said they might need to add a separate page to your family genealogy."

"Hahaha!" The women burst into laughter!

The crucial moment was when Mom suddenly posted a picture of Chen Mo as a child in the group chat.

The key issue is that in that photo, Chen Mo was dressed as a girl, wearing a dress, and had a flower decoration on her forehead!
"Look, he was so handsome when he was little! It's a pity he was a son!"

"Wow! This is the first time I've seen this photo! Chen Mo, what's going on? Did you dress up as a girl when you were little?" Jing Tian said in surprise.

Chen Mo didn't want to answer!
Actually, in Chen Mo's hometown, there's a custom that I don't know if it counts as, but for a period of time when he was a child, he was really raised as a daughter!
And he wasn't the only one; many only children have dressed up as girls when they were young!

Just then, Jing Tian suddenly turned on her phone and started speaking into WeChat.

Jing's mother's voice rang out: "Tian Tian, ​​was Xiao Chen's Hanfu designed by Huayun? Do they accept pre-orders? All the sisters in my Qipao Association want the same one, but we can't find it on Huayun's official website or online store! Can you ask Xiao Chen for me?"

Chen Mo slumped onto the sofa in despair and buried his head in a cushion.

But this is just the beginning.

Yang Mi also released a few voice messages.

"Ahem, Mimi, bring Xiao Chen back when you have time," Yang's father's voice was clearly suppressing laughter: "Your mother insists on borrowing Xiao Chen's Hanfu to be her grand finale costume for the senior university performance!"

In the background noise, Yang's mother hurriedly snatched the phone: "Oh dear old man, you can't even get the point across! Mimi, I just posted the photo in the family group chat, and your second aunt is now insisting that this is your cousin! She's demanding that I introduce her to someone! You'd better get your future son-in-law dressed up again and record a segment of 'The Drunken Concubine'—"

The voice call was suddenly interrupted by a commotion, with Yang's father vaguely heard shouting, "Wife, take it easy!" It ended abruptly with Yang's mother saying, "Remember to send me the makeup artist's contact information."

Yang Mi laughed so hard she slapped her thigh, then held her phone to Chen Mo's ear, who was pretending to be dead: "Did you hear that? Mom's waiting for your 'The Drunken Concubine' tutorial video!"

Chen Mo let out a muffled roar from the crack in the sofa: "Tell Mom, you can have my life or not, but you can't have the video!"

What left Chen Mo speechless was that Fan Binbin also released a voice message from his brother-in-law.

"Hey sis! Do you have any of those pearl necklaces with your brother-in-law's Adam's apple? These netizens are so fast, the same style of jewelry is already sold out! I already promised to give it to him, but I can't buy it at all!"

"Kid, if you want to die, just say so!" Chen Mo picked up his phone and sent a voice message to his brother-in-law!
Chen Mo underestimated the influence of this entertainment-obsessed era and his status as a super celebrity in drag.

He even saw that a certain university's art department had set "Chen Mo's cross-dressing photo" as a case study for its human anatomy course, with the caption "A perfect example of male skeletons being feminized."

A professor from a prestigious university also published an article titled "On the Chen Mo Phenomenon: The Deconstruction of the Traditional Aesthetic System by Transgender Performance!"

Fan Binbin peeked out from behind, resting his chin on Chen Mo's shoulder and laughing: "Sir, this move of yours is truly historic!"

Just as everyone was laughing and joking, Yang Mi suddenly exclaimed, "Hey! Look at Wang Sicong's latest Weibo post! Hahaha!"

The young heir of Wanda Group posted a photoshopped image—a picture of Chen Mo dressed as a woman photoshopped into an oil painting of "The Seven Fairies," with the caption: "Seeking the WeChat of the eighth fairy at a hefty price! @ChenMo's brother-in-law, how about considering it?"

Chen Mo completely broke down: "Fuck your mother!"

Even more outrageous, Huayun's hotline was overwhelmed with calls, and customer service staff were completely inundated with inquiries.

According to statistics, a large number of the consultants there are actually men! It's just outrageous!
The pre-sale volume of Chen Mo's "pearl Adam's apple necklace" has exceeded 100,000 pieces. The last customer comment before the official website crashed was: "Can straight men get the same broken look if they wear it?"

Even more outrageous is that Shengshi Pictures' stock price actually hit the 10% daily limit up on that day!
Chen Mo couldn't understand the logic behind this at all!
Even an international cosmetics brand jumped on the bandwagon, launching a men's makeup product with the tagline: "Beauty transcends gender—a tribute to every one of you born to break boundaries!"

Chen Mo was completely dumbfounded!

The extent to which society has collapsed is absolutely unprecedented!
However, this large-scale social death scene has also sparked some controversy!
This truly illustrates the saying that fame brings trouble!
The surge in Shengshi Pictures' stock price and the explosive growth in pre-sales of Huayun Apparel's similar products have naturally made many people envious.

Therefore, controversy ensued.

(End of this chapter)