This director is vindictive.
Chapter 288 The legendary battlefield, the master of impartiality's disastrous failure.
Chapter 288 The legendary battlefield, the master of impartiality's disastrous failure.
Chen Mo looked at the wildly imaginative posts flooding the group chat and was both amused and exasperated. The imaginations of these online novel authors were like wild horses, each more outrageous than the last, yet strangely fitting the theme of a "fantasy wedding."
Earlier, Chen Mo was still struggling with the wedding process, but now he has to struggle with which one to choose.
These people just have wildly imaginative ideas.
He rubbed his temples and sent a message in the group:
Chen Mo: "I've noted down all the ideas from the experts, but we need to consider how to actually implement them!"
For example, the fire department would probably have to stake out the site overnight for @天蚕土豆's "Buddha's Wrath Lotus Fireworks";
@Yuantong's Rolling Cat Flower Girl, what if it goes on strike and we have to pay more?
"
Of course, after having some fun and joking around, everyone quickly got down to business.
It has to be said that they did find the right person, but Chen Mo is also quite troubled. Planning is one thing, but reality is another!
Putting aside other things, even for fantasy dramas and martial arts dramas, it is extremely difficult to adapt scenes described in words into film and television.
Sometimes it's not just about having the ability to make connections, but also about having the ability to execute and using technology!
Chen Mo is not short of money, but some exaggerated special effects cannot be made in a short time.
Chen Mo couldn't possibly make this fantasy-themed wedding last that long.
In the end, Chen Mo asked everyone to contribute a plan, or to collaborate on a plan, and then choose the most suitable plan from among them.
Even those who weren't selected were allowed to have their own works' IPs incorporated into the wedding, not at the ceremony itself, but as part of the "gifts."
This wave of online novel universes can indeed be manifested here.
This film, "The Flying Sword Fairy Wedding Ceremony," will definitely be released in theaters.
In fact, many people are already asking when the second episode of the wedding documentary will be released.
With the first truly meticulous and conscientious work, "The Phoenix Brings Auspiciousness," as a precedent, moviegoers are equally interested in this fantasy-themed wedding mockumentary.
Furthermore, the inclusion of elements from current fantasy online novel IPs has generated considerable anticipation among book fans.
After all, a novel is just a novel. Many famous scenes are difficult to fully visualize just by reading the text, but now they can be brought to life on screen.
On set of the TV series "Flying Swordsman".
The grand fantasy wedding has officially entered the filming stage.
Unlike "The Phoenix Brings Auspiciousness," "Flying Swordsman" was much more complicated to film because many scenes required special effects and wire work, making it significantly more difficult.
The cost is also much higher.
Having too many women can sometimes be quite troublesome.
If Jing Tian is the official wife, that's generally accepted, so in the first episode, Jing Tian was the first one, and none of Chen Mo's other female confidantes paid much attention to it.
But the second one is Zhao Liying, and actually they are both quite sour.
Sure enough, Jing Tian arrived on the very first day of filming.
Well, she wasn't jealous or anything; she was just curious and came to see what was going on.
However, despite this, the people watching the ceremony were all thoroughly enjoying the gossip!
In particular, Zhao Liying was originally the female lead, but when Jing Tian came along, she was relegated to a supporting role.
"Tsk tsk, this is even more interesting than the wedding!" Hu Ge, who was there as a guest to attend the ceremony, couldn't help but say to Liu Yifei beside her.
No one can resist the urge to gossip, and Liu Tianxian is no exception.
"Zhao Liying is so pitiful," Liu Yifei said with a hint of schadenfreude as she ate the melon.
"Why do I feel like this is a concubine meeting the mistress?" Huang Bo also joined in to watch the drama unfold.
"Look! The Empress's suppression!" Hu Ge suddenly pointed to his lips and said.
Over there, Jing Tian was curiously examining Zhao Liying's "wedding dress," looking every bit the domineering empress.
But in reality, Jing Tianzheng was just curious: "The clothes must be quite heavy, right? I remember when I filmed 'The Phoenix's Auspiciousness,' the bald headdress weighed three pounds."
Zhao Liying wasn't actually as bad as they made her out to be; she wouldn't envy or be jealous of Jing Tian.
However, since she was the female lead this time, the entire crew treated her like the boss's wife as soon as Jing Tian arrived, which must have made her feel a little uncomfortable.
Hu Ge said to Huang Bo in a cheeky tone, "Brother Bo, what do you think Director Chen is going to do tonight? Hahaha!"
Huang Bo and he exchanged knowing glances, looking perfectly in sync, both secretly chuckling.
Liu Yifei's shoulders trembled as she tried to suppress her laughter, and she muttered under her breath, "You guys are so mean! You're always thinking of bad things!"
"Yifei! As a bystander, you should be aware of what it means to be a bystander. If you want to laugh, then laugh. Anyway, Director Chen and the others can't care about us right now, haha!" Hu Ge said.
"Hehe! I'm actually really curious, what would happen if Yang Mi came? Do you think they'd fight?" Liu Yifei chuckled and asked with a curious look.
"Tsk tsk, that's truly a match made in heaven. Director Chen is in for a headache. To be honest, I really admire Director Chen! How did he manage to do that?" Hu Ge said with a tsk tsk.
"Rich, talented, and fair to all, a true master of impartiality!" Huang Bo exclaimed.
Then the others were dumbfounded as they watched Zhao Liying and Jing Tian chatting happily, occasionally even giggling.
The harmonious scene left them all looking at each other in bewilderment.
"No, what's going on?"
"What else could it be? Director Chen is truly amazing!"
"Amazing!"
All three of them looked astonished.
Chen Mo wasn't worried at all about Jing Tian visiting the set; he was worried about the others.
Especially Yang Mi and Zhang Yuqi!
Zhao Liying may be able to chat and laugh with Jing Tian, but if it were Yang Mi, it would probably turn into a modern version of "Empresses in the Palace"!
Don't let Xiao Zhao's small size fool you; he has quite a temper.
Especially when it comes to Yang Mi, she and Jing Tian have never liked Yang Mi.
That night was also harmonious; the two of them kicked Chen Mo out and shared a room with each other.
This relieved Chen Mo. It wasn't good for him to accompany anyone. Chen Mo naturally doted on the rich girl, and if she really had that idea, it would be hard for Chen Mo to refuse.
The problem is that although this "wedding" was filmed under the guise of a "promotional video," those in the know understand the truth.
As the bride, Zhao Liying felt wronged that her husband slept with another woman during the wedding, even though Jing Tian was the legal wife.
Fortunately, the young rich woman probably knew this too, so she simply dragged Zhao Liying along and left Chen Mo to his own devices.
This is actually the best way!
Chen Mo has made up his mind that from now on, no matter who comes to visit the set, he must stick to his bottom line!
Being a man is really tough!
The young heiress only stayed one night before leaving.
Sometimes you really shouldn't talk about things behind someone's back. Sure enough, Jing Tian had barely left when Yang Mi arrived at the set in her coffee truck. When Chen Mo received the notification from the production assistant, he almost dropped the storyboard—this was far more dangerous than filming a sword-flying scene while suspended by wires.
"Oh, I heard the Empress just left?" Yang Mi walked into the film set in her high heels, a smile playing on her red lips behind her sunglasses. She casually handed an iced Americano to Zhao Liying, who was frozen in place. "Liying, is your wedding dress heavy? Do you want me to help you with the hem?"
It's obvious that Yang Mi deliberately chose this time to come; otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence?
Zhao Liying wasn't surprised that Yang Mi arrived so conveniently. After all, with so many people in the crew, it was perfectly normal for them to exchange information.
The entire crew instantly went into silent mode, observing the drama unfold.
Hu Ge and Huang Bo somehow found some melon seeds and started eating them.
Liu Yifei forgot to maintain her fairy-like image and started cracking sunflower seeds loudly.
"Old Hu, did you notify Yang Mi?" Liu Yifei asked with a gossipy look on her face.
"Ahem, if I hadn't informed her, how would we have gotten such a good piece of gossip?" Hu Ge directly admitted that she was the one who tipped her off.
"Sister Honey is joking."
As Zhao Liying took the coffee, her fingernails made a soft scraping sound on the cup sleeve, but a smile that was sweeter than five plus signs bloomed on her face.
"This skirt has a special design, and it even has special effects when combined with Chen Mo's outfit."
Zhao Liying said with no small amount of pride.
Yang Mi felt a pang of sadness and couldn't help but say, "You just finished your postpartum period, and poor little Momo is so small and won't see her mother for a long time. I'll go see her for you tomorrow." The implication was clear: she was directly mocking Zhao Liying for being too hasty, putting the baby down to film the wedding when the child was so tiny.
Chen Mo darted between the two, grabbed the macarons Yang Mi had brought, and stuffed them into his mouth: "This dessert is really good! Everyone, try some!"
The result was that it was so sweet that I coughed – damn it, this box of desserts was definitely a lethal dose of sugar revenge dessert specially ordered by Yang Mi.
Seeing Chen Mo coughing from the sweetness, Yang Mi's eyes flashed with a mischievous glint. She patted his back with feigned concern and said, "Oh dear, Director Chen, how could you be so careless? Have you been too tired lately? You can't even control the sweetness level anymore?"
She glanced meaningfully at Zhao Liying, her words laced with sarcasm, "After all, you have to film movies and... take care of so many people, it must be quite tiring."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Liying's smile remained unchanged. Instead, she took a step closer and affectionately took Chen Mo's arm: "Sister Mi is right. Chen Mo has been working quite hard lately. After all, this wedding is so important, and everyone is so looking forward to it."
Chen Mo felt a chill run down his spine, as if he were being roasted over a fire.
He chuckled twice, trying to change the subject: "Um... Honey, is the coffee truck still parked at the door? Don't keep the staff waiting too long, everyone go get your drinks!"
However, Yang Mi clearly did not intend to let him off easily.
She took off her sunglasses, revealing her alluring fox-like eyes, and said with a half-smile, "What's the rush? I rarely come to visit the set, so I have to see how the 'fantasy wedding' is going, right?"
She deliberately glanced around, her gaze lingering on Zhao Liying's wedding dress for a moment. "Tsk tsk, this fairy-tale wedding dress is indeed beautiful. I wonder what it would feel like to wear it? Why don't you let me try it on? Liying shouldn't mind, right?"
The atmosphere froze instantly. Hu Ge dropped the sunflower seed shells she was holding, scattering them all over the floor. She muttered to Huang Bo, "Oh no, she's going to steal the spotlight!"
Huang Bo suppressed a laugh: "Director Chen is probably going to be kneeling on durians tonight..."
However, misfortune never comes singly. Just then, Zhao Ming rushed over!
When she got to Chen Mo, she opened her mouth but didn't know what to say, and just kept giving Chen Mo meaningful glances.
"What's wrong?" Chen Mo asked without suspicion.
Yang Mi and Zhao Liying also looked at Zhao Ming with some confusion.
Zhao Ming also felt a chill run down his spine. Just as he was about to speak, Zhang Yuqi's signature laughter suddenly came from afar, and the coffee cup in Chen Mo's hand cracked open.
Zhao Ming shrugged. He had obviously come to deliver a message, but the Tiger Women arrived too quickly, and he didn't even have time to speak.
He could only give Chen Mo a look that said, "Good luck to you."
Then he quickly retreated to Hu Ge and the others, becoming a spectator among them.
"Oh, what a coincidence! Yang Mi, you're here too?" Zhang Yuqi, that fierce woman, said with a surprised look.
The entire audience remained silent for three seconds.
Zhao Liying's smile froze, Yang Mi narrowed her eyes, and Chen Mo slowly covered his forehead.
"What? You're not welcoming me?" Zhang Yuqi looked at the three of them with a smile.
"Ahem, what a coincidence!" Chen Mo could only bite the bullet and say.
Zhang Yuqi gave Chen Mo a charming glare, then looked at Zhao Liying's "fantasy wedding dress" and sized her up.
"This wedding dress is quite beautifully designed, but..." Zhang Yuqi glanced at a rather unremarkable part of Zhao Liying's body.
Then, feigning sudden realization, she deliberately puffed out her already ample bosom and said, "As expected, it was tailor-made for you, Sister Liying. I was going to try it on, but it seems the size really isn't right for me!"
Yang Mi glanced down and saw that she couldn't see the toes.
Then, looking at Zhao Liying's unremarkable appearance, he couldn't help but grin.
Zhao Liying looked down and saw her toes immediately. She admitted that she was a little shocked.
After all, compared to Zhang Yuqi and Yang Mi's generous and voluptuous figures, she is indeed rather ordinary.
Just looking at Zhang Yuqi, who was smiling like a villainous female demon, and Yang Mi, who was smiling silently to the side, made her feel a little angry.
EMMM, okay, Xiao Zhao is indeed no match for them in this aspect. Not only them, but it seems that she is indeed the smallest among Chen Mo's women.
Although Jing Tian wasn't that wealthy, she wasn't as petite as Xiao Zhao either.
Zhang Yuqi and Yang Mi are the richest, after all, as some pervert once said, "If you can't see your toes when you look down, you're a human being," and they are both like that!
As for Fan Binbin, although she is not as wealthy as the two of them, she has her own unique characteristics and is the kind of daughter-in-law that all the older generation likes the most!
Easy to raise!
"Pah, pah, pah, what am I thinking?" Chen Mo quickly banished these sudden thoughts.
Just looking at the three women, Zhao Liying's cheeks were bulging from biting her lip, Zhang Yuqi, that fierce woman, was proudly puffing out her chest, and Yang Mi was smiling silently to the side.
He just felt mentally exhausted. It's a chaotic situation, isn't it?
Chen Mo covered his forehead. Good heavens, this is really something.
Tired, destroy it!
He has absolutely no desire to mediate, mainly because he lacks the ability! Let it be.
Hu Ge and his friends were really enjoying their melon seeds, and they almost ran out of them.
While cracking sunflower seeds, Hu Ge said, "Tsk tsk, this is practically a live version of 'Beyond the Realm of Conscience'!"
Huang Bo nodded in agreement: "Xiao Zhao was clearly being suppressed by Zhang Yuqi and Yang Mi working together!"
Liu Yifei asked gossipily, "Do you think Zhao Liying can turn things around?"
The three of them whispered amongst themselves.
"I doubt it, after all, those two have formed an alliance!" Hu Ge shook his head, clearly not optimistic about Zhao Liying.
"That's hard to say. The alliance between Yang Mi and Zhang Yuqi isn't necessarily that strong!" Huang Bo said, stroking his chin like a strategist.
"This is amazing! It's more exciting than watching a TV series! It's more fun than filming a movie!" Liu Yifei completely revealed her gossipy nature at this moment, her eyes sparkling.
Zhao Liying suddenly laughed and said, "Sister Yuqi, you have such a great figure, a mermaid-style wedding dress would suit you best. Chen Mo told me that he plans to have you wear a mermaid wedding dress in the third episode, and we'll do a theme like an underwater dragon palace."
Chen Mo was filled with question marks. Did I say that? When did I say that?
However, this idea seems pretty good. Zhang Yuqi, this fierce woman, although she is a bit fierce, to be fair, she is indeed more suitable to play the mermaid than so-and-so!
Just imagine, Zhang Yuqi wearing that mermaid costume, wow, it actually suits her quite well.
Wait a minute! It feels like the temperature has suddenly dropped.
It's a bit chilly!
Chen Mo turned her head and saw Yang Mi looking at her with a smile on her face.
Not only Yang Mi, but Zhang Yuqi, that fierce woman, was also looking at Chen Mo, with a hint of surprise in her eyes.
"Really?" Zhang Yuqi asked Chen Mo.
Chen Mo: "???" (When did I say that?!)
At the same time, Hu Ge and the others were so surprised that they stopped eating sunflower seeds.
Hu Ge muttered to himself, "Wow, this is a brilliant move! Shifting the blame eastward, killing three with one peach! Impressive!"
Zhao Ming couldn't help but interject, "That's really something! One sentence broke the deadlock! It instantly shattered the alliance between Zhang Yuqi and Yang Mi!"
Huang Bo nodded in agreement, looking at Chen Mo with some sympathy, and then said, though his tone carried a hint of schadenfreude: "Tsk tsk, Chen Mo is having a tough time!"
"What do you mean?" Liu Yifei asked, somewhat bewildered.
"Isn't that simple? You said Chen Mo's third wedding is for whom? According to the order in which they met, it should be Yang Mi, right? But Zhao Liying said that Chen Mo said the third wedding is for Zhang Yuqi," Zhao Ming analyzed.
"Hiss! So ruthless, so clever!" Huang Bo gasped.
The scene shifts to Chen Mo, who is not far away.
He was completely numb at that moment. What could he do?
He really doesn't know what to do, okay? Is this what they call a chaotic battleground?
Okay, he admits it, he really can't take it anymore!
Both sides are her flesh and blood, and Zhao Liying was clearly certain that Chen Mo would not refute her at this time.
But Chen Mo is also in a difficult position to explain things to Yang Mi! As for the tiger girls, their eyes are practically drooling with desire, what can he do?
Chen Mo glanced around and finally settled on Zhao Ming and Hu Ge, giving them a pleading look.
What frustrated and angered Chen Mo was that those people all dodged away at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
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