Don't get married if you're reborn.

Chapter 381 Precision Strike (4K)

Ye Yixuan sat in the passenger seat, her long legs encased in jeans, looking quite alluring.

However, Zeng Wenjie only dared to look straight ahead.

Ye Yixuan is the only woman he has never dared to act recklessly in front of since his rebirth.

"Xiao Zeng, tell me the truth, where did you get all that information from?" Ye Yixuan asked slowly, looking out the window.

"Sister Xuan, I can't say right now, please forgive me!" Zeng Wenjie said with difficulty.

Upon hearing this, Ye Yixuan turned to look at him, then frowned and asked, "When can you tell me?"

Zeng Wenjie replied, "Uh... I'll speak when I'm able to!"

Ye Yixuan didn't ask any further questions, but simply reminded them, "The leaders are also very curious about this matter."

Zeng Wenjie knew very well that if he didn't handle this matter well, it would inevitably create a rift between him and Zhuang Aimin! After all, that information was hidden very deeply and extremely difficult to dig out, but Zeng Wenjie threw out a whole bunch of it at once, which would inevitably make Zhuang Aimin suspicious.

If this matter isn't clarified, people will definitely become more distant and wary of Zeng Wenjie in the future.

"Thank you for your concern, Sister Xuan. But shouldn't I also show some concern for you?" Zeng Wenjie said.

"Ok?"

"What Uncle just said about marriage..."

Do you want to die?

Zeng Wenjie decisively chose to keep quiet.

After parking the car downstairs at Ye Yixuan's house, Zeng Wenjie said with a smile, "You go up first, I'll have a smoke to satisfy my craving, so I don't end up smoking in your house later."

Ye Yixuan gave him an approving look and said, "Then hurry up and come up after you finish smoking. I'll heat up the snacks and then mix the drinks."

Zeng Wenjie replied, "Yes, sir."

After finishing a cigarette and calming himself down, Zeng Wenjie went upstairs.

Ye Yixuan was mixing drinks with practiced skill, probably because she often drinks alone.

Her house had underfloor heating, so she wasn't even wearing slippers. Her bare feet, white as snow, trod on the tiles, making them appear even whiter than the tiles themselves.

"Come on, you weren't quite comfortable with the atmosphere over there, so relax here, eat and drink well, and celebrate the Lantern Festival," Ye Yixuan said with a smile.

She stood up, walked to the record player, put in a record, and immediately melodious music began to play.

Zeng Wenjie felt that listening to a record player was quite suitable for Ye Yixuan's identity and temperament.

Zeng Wenjie poured the wine and said to Ye Yixuan, "Thank you for your hospitality, Sister Xuan. Happy Lantern Festival! I wish you all the best this year!"

Ye Yixuan nodded with a smile and said, "Thanks to your help, otherwise I'm afraid I wouldn't have recovered this year."

Zeng Wenjie then flattered her, saying, "A talented and capable person like Sister Xuan can shine and achieve great things no matter where she is."

The two clinked glasses, and Zeng Wenjie drank it all in one gulp.

Ye Yixuan drank about half a glass, and after seeing Zeng Wenjie finish his, she was stunned for a moment and said, "This wine has a high alcohol content, and it's still very intoxicating even when mixed with fruit juice!"

Zeng Wenjie said, "The atmosphere is right, how can we not toast?"

After hearing this, Ye Yixuan thought it made sense. After thinking about it, she still drank it all in one gulp.

Zeng Wenjie picked up his chopsticks and ate some of the snacks on the table, saying, "It's still more comfortable to eat and drink with Sister Xuan. This feeling is really pleasant!"

Ye Yixuan said, "Many people think I'm hard to get along with, but you seem to feel at ease with me."

Zeng Wenjie said, "Sister Xuan is a really good person. Those people just misunderstood you!"

After a couple of drinks, Ye Yixuan's pretty face flushed slightly, and she looked less aloof and more charming and gentle like a mature woman.

"Sister Xuan, you must have had quite a few suitors when you were at Peking University, right?" Zeng Wenjie asked deliberately.

“Almost none.” Ye Yixuan was taken aback, then frowned and said.

She chuckled again and said, "There are only a few show-offs who like to flaunt themselves in front of me, but they don't dare to pursue me."

Zeng Wenjie immediately did a handstand and asked, "Is it such an eye-catching bag?"

"You... hahaha... that's how it is!" Ye Yixuan laughed.

Zeng Wenjie said, "Sister Xuan should smile more; she looks beautiful when she smiles."

Ye Yixuan then said, "If I don't always have a serious face, how come you think I look good when I smile?"

Zeng Wenjie clicked his tongue and said, "That seems to make sense! How about I tell you a joke, and if you laugh, you drink half a cup, and if you don't laugh, I'll drink half a cup."

"Hmm? Okay, I'd like to hear what kind of jokes you can tell," Ye Yixuan said slowly.

Zeng Wenjie pondered for a moment and said, "A certain dairy company had a scandal, with a large number of substandard data being detected. Then, the leaders went to the dairy company to hold them accountable."

The dairy company CEO said, "This isn't my fault!" The leader asked, "If it's not your fault, then who is?"

The boss then said, "It's the dairy farmers' fault, it's the dairy farmers who provide the milk!"

"The leader then went to hold the dairy farmer accountable, but the dairy farmer cried out that he was wronged and said that it was not his fault."

"The leader asked, 'Then who's to blame?' The dairy farmer replied, 'The milk comes from the cows, so it's the cows' fault!'"

"When the blame was placed on the cow, the cow also shifted the blame, saying that it was the grass's fault and that it produced milk only after eating grass."

"In the end, the blame fell on Cao, who said, 'This isn't my fault!'"

Seeing that he had stopped, Ye Yixuan asked curiously, "Then who's to blame?"

"Fuck your mother."

Zeng Wenjie replied expressionlessly.

Ye Yixuan was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.

She pointed at Zeng Wenjie twice with her finger and said, "You... this joke is quite funny!"

After saying this, Ye Yixuan picked up her wine glass and drank half of it, thus losing this round.

Zeng Wenjie also took a small sip, and then continued telling jokes, racking his brains to bring out all sorts of funny anecdotes he had heard.

It has to be said that he's really good at creating a lively atmosphere, after all, even Feng Xiao highly approves of him.

Ye Yixuan, who rarely interacts with young men, unknowingly falls into this atmosphere trap. Even some jokes with a low threshold for humor will make her laugh.

So, without realizing it, I drank a lot of alcohol.

Ye Yixuan was already dazed with drunkenness, and she had taken off her glasses and thrown them aside.

"Hahaha, Zeng, you really know how to tell jokes! You should tell me a couple more often when you have the chance!" Ye Yixuan laughed loudly, holding her wine glass.

“I’m happy to do anything that can make Sister Xuan happy!” Zeng Wenjie said.

After downing a glass of wine, Ye Yixuan shook her head violently twice and said, "My head is so dizzy... I told you this wine is strong, don't drink it so fast!"

Zeng Wenjie hurriedly said, "It's my fault, it's my fault! Sister Xuan, you should lie down and rest here for a while."

Ye Yixuan leaned back on the sofa, gently stroking her forehead, and closed her eyes, saying, "I don't usually get drunk... I had to blame you for both times I got drunk!"

“I’ll take the whole pot!” Zeng Wenjie said.

Ye Yixuan smiled, closed her eyes, exhaled a long breath, and said, "When will I ever finish climbing?"

Her voice weakened, and she murmured, "When will this ever end..."

Seeing that she seemed to have fallen asleep from drunkenness, Zeng Wenjie called out in a low voice, "Sister Xuan, are you asleep?"

Got no response.

Zeng Wenjie waited a moment, and seeing that she didn't move, he reached out and picked up the phone on the coffee table. Thanks to the era of candybar phones, most phones on the market did not support setting passwords.

Pressing the asterisk (*) followed by the number "#" will unlock the phone. Zeng Wenjie quickly accessed the Messages page and began composing a message.

Please don't break your promise.

Zeng Wenjie remembered Zeng Mi's QQ signature.

Then, he edited a text message and sent it: "Turn back, you've already broken your promise."

After sending the text message, he quickly deleted it, certain that Zeng Mi would never respond.

Even if Zeng Mi returns, Zeng Wenjie doesn't need to worry too much.

Because Ye Yixuan might suspect that she did something stupid while drunk.

After all, she had been holding a grudge about Zeng Mi breaking her promise, and felt regret and heartache about it.

After completing this important task, Zeng Wenjie's heart was racing, but fortunately Ye Yixuan had already fallen asleep and didn't notice at all.

"Sister Xuan, it's getting late, you should go to bed. I'm going back too," Zeng Wenjie said, gently patting Ye Yixuan's arm.

"Hmm... Don't bother me." Ye Yixuan frowned and waved her hand away.

Zeng Wenjie looked around helplessly, then went into Ye Yixuan's room and brought out a quilt to cover her up.

Next, I started tidying up the table, washing the plates, bowls, chopsticks, and wine glasses, and then lifted the garbage bag out of the trash can.

"Sister Xuan, I'm leaving now. You get some rest!" Zeng Wenjie said.

Seeing that Ye Yixuan did not respond, Zeng Wenjie turned off the light, then opened the door and went out.

As soon as he stepped outside, he couldn't help but light a cigarette to calm himself down. He felt a great sense of relief, knowing that the matter was finally settled.

However, Zeng Mi will probably toss and turn again tonight, unable to fall asleep.

After throwing the garbage bag into the garbage collection point downstairs, Zeng Wenjie glanced at the Audi A8 parked not far away. After struggling for a while, he gritted his teeth and denied the foolish and dangerous idea in his heart.

Drink a car but don't drive alcohol, and don't drink a car while driving alcohol.

Dying in a foot massage parlor might mean being reborn, but dying in a car accident doesn't guarantee that...

This precious life is hard-won; we can't afford to squander it.

Considering that he might not have much time left with this Audi A8, Zeng Wenjie clicked his tongue and made a call to ask Feng Xiao to take a taxi over to drive him.

It was only around 10:30, and Feng Xiao, who was still awake, said irritably after receiving the call, "I've already taken a shower!"

Zeng Wenjie said, "Didn't you want to drive an A8? I gave you the chance, but you didn't want it!"

Feng Xiao sneered and said, "It's not my A8!"

Then, she hung up the phone.

Zeng Wenjie thought the weather was really damn cold, with the cold wind blowing non-stop, and he was still cold even after drinking too much.

So, I sat in the passenger seat.

About half an hour later, Feng Xiao arrived at the location.

"Oh, you're really waiting here? Aren't you afraid I won't come?" Feng Xiao asked sarcastically.

“I knew you would come,” Zeng Wenjie said.

"I'm not coming next time, I'll wait for you to die, you dog!" Feng Xiao sneered.

Zeng Wenjie said, "Although Brother Ye said you have no conscience, I know you still have a conscience!"

Feng Xiao said, "Oh? How did you know?"

Zeng Wenjie said, "I touch it every day, how could I not know!"

Feng Xiao was so angry at this college student that he laughed. He quickly started the engine, shifted gears, and said, "Don't you know the etiquette of sitting in the passenger seat of an Audi A8?"

Zeng Wenjie lazily put his legs together and leaned over, and Feng Xiao slapped him hard on the thigh.

Feng Xiao's driving skills are good; at least he doesn't forget to shift gears or use his left turn signal to turn right.

This was the first time Zeng Wenjie had ever sat so comfortably in a car driven by a female driver, without feeling any anxiety at all.

Oh, right, there's also that green-tea senior who's now working at the Beijing General Bureau. Her driving skills are pretty good, but still a bit inferior to Feng Xiao's.

“I texted Zeng Mi. In a couple of days, this Audi A8 will probably be totaled,” Zeng Wenjie said.

"A car accident? That's incredibly reckless!" Feng Xiao knew exactly what he was planning as soon as he heard that, and immediately grimaced.

Zeng Wenjie said, "If you don't go all out, it won't be convincing enough to fool her. Besides..."

"And what?"

Zeng Wenjie had been drinking and his mind was a little numb. He almost blurted out that Zeng Mi had actually died in a car accident, something that had never happened.

Zeng Wenjie said, "Moreover, a car accident is something that would really upset her."

Feng Xiao narrowed her eyes. Her keen intuition told her that Zeng Wenjie had changed his mind halfway through, and that what he originally wanted to say was definitely not what he said.

"This is an A8! It's only been driven for half a year! And you're already going to crash it like that!" Feng Xiao exclaimed.

“There’s no way around it, we can’t afford to give anything away! I usually drive an A8, but that day I had to drive a beat-up van to rescue her. Do you think she’ll suspect something’s fishy once she calms down?” Zeng Wenjie asked.

"I don't think it's necessary to think that much," Feng Xiao smiled and shook her head.

"But we still need to take precautions!" Zeng Wenjie said.

Feng Xiao said thoughtfully, "You cunning bastard, so, were you planning how to sleep with me all along?"

Zeng Wenjie said, "Bullshit, all I ever thought about was what position to use."

Feng Xiao burst into laughter at his antics and asked, "What text message did you send to Zeng Mi?"

Zeng Wenjie told the truth.

Upon hearing this, Feng Xiao couldn't help but exclaim, "That was a precise strike! There's definitely something wrong with your brain. It's a pity I don't know how to perform craniotomy, otherwise I could open it up for you to see."

Zeng Wenjie rolled his eyes. "Kidney essence is the foundation for the transformation of brain marrow. It's all gone into you. If you're really curious, you don't need to use such a crude method, do you?"

Feng Xiao's lips twitched, and he muttered, "You bastard..."

“That damn young woman, Ms. Feng,” Zeng Wenjie replied, mimicking Ye Qiansheng’s tone.

Feng Xiao snorted coldly.

Zeng Wenjie said to her, "Feng Xiao, Happy Lantern Festival!"

Feng Xiao paused for a moment, then chuckled softly, "Happy Lantern Festival, Brother Zeng."

After saying this, she turned the steering wheel and drove into a secluded section of road.

“This isn’t the way back,” Zeng Wenjie said, startled.

Feng Xiao stopped the car, turned to look at him, and smiled, "This car might be scrapped, but it hasn't been used for anything yet. Isn't it a bit of a waste?"

"hiss……"

"You know what, you really do know! Given your special affection for the Audi A8, I actually did plan how to do it for you in the car."

Zeng Wenjie gasped, then said excitedly.

Feng Xiao was taken aback, then turned to start the engine with a cold face, but Zeng Wenjie grabbed her wrist and forcibly pulled her away from the driver's seat.

The A8 is great, the rear seat space is really large.

You'll know once you use it...

(End of this chapter)