Don't get married if you're reborn.

Chapter 1 Is Life Regrettable?
Early morning. Street.

The bus stop in Fengzhou City.

Zeng Wenjie looked at his bad friend Hu Guohua, who was drunk as a dog and sitting on the ground, smoking and chewing betel nut, and shook his head helplessly.

"Bra, let me ask you, what is the biggest regret in your life?" Hu Guohua asked, spitting out a mouthful of betel nut residue with a "Pooh" sound.

Zeng Wenjie's name contains the character "Wen", and I don't know which idiot called him "Brother Wen" when he was in elementary school.

Then, "Brother Wen" gradually evolved into "bra", and finally evolved into the fucking nickname "bra", which will accompany you for a lifetime.

Zeng Wenjie rolled his eyes and glanced at the Rolex "Gradual Ghost King" on his wrist. The hour hand was already pointing to three o'clock, so he said, "Why are you so pointed? I have no regrets!"

Hu Guohua cursed, "Fuck you! You said you had no regrets. Last time, you were drunk as a dog and cried, saying your biggest regret was not learning Russian well."

Zeng Wenjie continued to roll his eyes as he listened to his best friend's drunken talk.

Having said that now, it’s really a pity to think about it. When I was in college... a girl said to him "I like you" in Russian.

He didn't understand it at all at the time and didn't take it seriously. Later, he searched online on a whim and finally understood what it meant.

If you want an ordinary girl, you will miss it.

The key is……

Sisters are not ordinary!

My sister and Zeng Wenjie are college classmates. She is from a second-tier city and graduated from a shabby second-tier university. She doesn't care about her appearance at all. She has super long bangs and is a bit socially anxious. At first glance, she looks like a complete otaku.

When we were about to graduate, my sister’s “supernatural power” was exposed by the principal. It turned out that my sister had failed the English test!

But even so, her total score was over 500, and she chose such a university.

With her incredible IQ, if she puts a little effort into her English, she will at least be above the red line. If she lives in a city with a less developed education, she will definitely be a top student!

Zeng Wenjie didn't take it seriously at first, thinking she was just a socially anxious woman with an IQ and a temperament as strange as the knights in Gu Long's novels.

Who would have thought that on the day of graduation, my sister was wearing a dress of Chanel and Givenchy, and she had cut off her tacky bangs, and had her hair done in big waves, a queen-like style. She also wore a shirt, a short skirt, black stockings, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses with an ascetic style... This girl is not a socially anxious girl at all, she is clearly Su Daji who traveled through time to the modern era to play the role of an office lady!
The next time I saw her was in the Economic Times. She inherited the family business and her father was a famous top tycoon in the south.

Even when I think about it now, I'm filled with tears. How do I describe it using online novels?

——Oh, the "Dragon Girl" returns, with a crooked smile, and one hundred thousand soldiers rush over from the border, and one of them slaps the unfaithful man in the face.

Zeng Wenjie's thoughts had just turned to the girl named "Mu Qingyang" when he heard Hu Guohua wailing with his eyes closed: "The biggest regret in my life is getting fucking married! Getting married, getting married, life goes straight to the twilight of life."

Zeng Wenjie's mouth twitched, it was hard to judge. Hu Guohua was a good buddy, wasn't he?

He came from a well-off family and had always been a tough guy going to school with two bottles of Coke in his schoolbag. He had always had girlfriends, but later on, for some reason, he fell in love with a woman and pursued her. After getting her, they broke up and got back together many times, and finally got married despite his parents' opposition.

His married life was fine, but his wife was a restless person. She gave birth to a black-skinned child and even asked him, "Aren't you at fault?"

As a result, this best friend's world collapsed. He spent all day drinking. Whenever someone talked about love with him, he would yell, "I love you so much!"

Hu Guohua took a deep drag on his cigarette and gritted his teeth, "I should have pursued her best friend from the beginning! Her best friend is much better than her!"

Zeng Wenjie was stunned. After thinking for a moment, he said, "I think your biggest regret in this life is that you didn't join the Grandmaster's fan club earlier."

"Fuck!" Hu Guohua slapped his thigh, "You hit the nail on the head. If I had learned from him earlier, I wouldn't have fallen to this point." Zeng Wenjie couldn't help but feel a little relieved. Fortunately, his buddy had never suffered much in love. After all, he had always been a bootlicker and had no right to suffer this hardship.

Hu Guohua suddenly pointed to a commercial area across from the bus stop and said, "Hey, you say you don't regret it? I remember when your father had money, he saw this land. Back then, it was 800 yuan per square meter."

Zeng Wenjie choked on the cigarette and coughed repeatedly. He was a little drunk at the moment and said, "Yeah, if I had known that this piece of land could be sold for more than 100,000 yuan per square meter today, I would have put a knife across my neck and forced my father to buy it!"

"Don't say..."

"My biggest regret in life is probably not that I didn't learn the language of that fighting nation."

"But I don't have the ability to predict the future, so my father won't fall into the trap!"

"Otherwise, I'm not doing this livestream selling stuff!"

Hu Guohua suddenly felt less sad and sneered, "Yeah, your father got into gold in 2000, but he didn't get rich himself. However, his henchmen became famous overnight and became the richest man in the county. In 2009, he didn't spend money to buy this 810-square-meter piece of land, but now it's selling for over 100,000 yuan per square meter. He went to Jiangnan Province to start a cardboard business, but ended up being ripped off by his own relatives and lost everything..."

Zeng Wenjie became impatient as his best friend recounted the past events one by one. He forcibly lifted him up from the ground and said, "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense. I'll take you home."

"I have a fucking family. Take me to get my feet massaged. I have to spend all the money on your card today." Hu Guohua said vaguely.

"Okay, okay, let's wash my feet!" Zeng Wenjie stopped a taxi, dragged the dead dog into the car, and drove straight to the bath center.

Hu Guohua fell asleep as soon as he arrived in the box. He didn't wake up even when several 36D girls came in a row, bowed and called out "Good evening, VIP".

Zeng Wenjie took a look and thought, wow, even this "alarm clock" can't wake him up, it seems he is really drunk.

So, he considerately ordered a girl for his brother whose toes could be seen when he lowered his head, and ordered a girl for himself whose toes could not be seen when he lowered his head, and started the last item of his nightlife.

While enjoying the massage, Zeng Wenjie took out his mobile phone and posted the pre-made sales video through his own account.

"If I could do it again, I would definitely pursue your best friend..." Hu Guohua's mumbling voice came to my ears.

Zeng Wenjie couldn't help but pull out a screenshot from his phone. It was a news report from three years ago: "Well-known female entrepreneur Mu Qingyang committed suicide by jumping off a building"...

"Sorry?"

"It's a pity, but what can I do?"

"Living well in the future is what we should be thinking about!"

Zeng Wenjie was not dizzy with 3D, but a little dizzy with 36D, so he slowly closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

"Ya-tebya-lyublyu." (Russian transliteration: "I love you")

In his sleep, Zeng Wenjie vaguely heard the girl with rustic bangs covering half of her face whispering in his ear.

Zeng Wenjie jumped up with a start, and immediately uttered a string of Russian words.

"Wenjie, what did you just say?"

Zeng Wenjie saw his grandfather, who was sitting at the desk, slowly turn his head and ask him in surprise.

　This is a new book from a newbie, please be gentle with it~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)