Wei Xiaobao's Three Kingdoms Adventure

Chapter 135 Who Wins and Who Loses

Wei Xiaobao had suffered many losses on the battlefield and had also accumulated a lot of experience. Before the female general's spear got close to him, he had already spurred his horse away.

The female general only then realized that the enemy was actually coming to fight with empty hands. She stopped her horse and said, "You rushed out in a hurry without even a weapon. Even if I kill you, others will laugh at me for bullying you. I will wait for you here. Go and get your weapon."

Wei Xiaobao chuckled and said, "I never use those things in battle. I can capture you alive with my bare hands."

Wei Xiaobao doesn't have the ability to capture or kill a general. He is just bragging to gain the upper hand.

The female general sneered and said, "Then I'd like to see how capable you are."

The two sides stopped bickering, each holding the reins tightly and staring at each other.

Wei Xiaobao took the initiative and went straight towards the opponent.

The female general remained calm and saw through Wei Xiaobao's tactics before riding her horse to meet the enemy.

Wei Xiaobao had the upper hand in his last battle with Taishi Ci, and he had already seen clearly that the female general on the opposite side had no weapons such as bows and arrows or hidden weapons, so he used his old tricks to consume the opponent's strength and fighting spirit.

The two horses were still far apart, but Wei Xiaobao had already pulled the reins to change direction.

Unexpectedly, the female general was an excellent rider. When Wei Xiaobao turned his horse around, she also changed direction. Before Wei Xiaobao could speed up, she had already caught up with him.

Wei Xiaobao suddenly had his back to the enemy. He panicked and hurriedly whipped his horse, with the tip of his spear already against his back.

The female general had no intention of taking his life, so she withdrew her strength upon seeing this.

However, Wei Xiaobao was riding an ordinary warhorse, which was standing there stupidly.

With a "puff" sound, the tip of the gun pierced through Wei Xiaobao's clothes on the back.

"Ah!" the female general screamed.

This female general was originally the daughter of the Xiliang warlord Ma Teng, and her name was Ma Yunlu. This was her first time on the battlefield, accompanying her father. Although she was very skilled in riding and spearmanship, she had never killed an enemy on the battlefield. Seeing that Wei Xiaobao was about to die at the hands of her spear, she was inevitably shocked.

Wei Xiaobao felt a pain in his back, his body swayed, and he fell off the horse.

Zhao Yun saw Wei Xiaobao fall off his horse from the arrow tower and hurried downstairs to rescue him.

Before Zhao Yun could get on his horse, he saw Wei Xiaobao had already climbed up from the ground.

Ma Yunlu was surprised to see Wei Xiaobao getting up. He pointed at Wei Xiaobao and said, "You've already been defeated. Surrender obediently and I will spare your life."

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "This woman is a fantastic rider. I can't take advantage of her from the horse. I have to find a way to get her off the horse, then I'll have a chance."

So he said with a playful smile: "I feel uncomfortable with the pain in my butt on horseback, so I want to get off and fight you again. How can I be considered defeated?"

Ma Yunlu said, "The children of Xiliang have been raised on horseback since childhood. How could they dismount to fight you? If you want to fight again, I'll wait for you to mount up."

Wei Xiaobao said, "My mother gave birth to me on horseback. It seems you are taking advantage of me. Why don't I take a loss and fight you on the ground?"

Ma Yunlu chuckled, then made a "Puh" sound and said, "Who gives birth on horseback? You were clearly knocked off your horse by my stab, yet you're trying to trick me into dismounting! I see you're not very good at riding, but you're quite capable at talking."

Wei Xiaobao reached out to grab the reins: "If you don't get off the horse and fight with me, I will go back."

Ma Yunlu stopped Wei Xiaobao with his spear and said, "You've already lost. Come back to the camp with me and leave your fate to my father." Wei Xiaobao slipped and dodged Ma Yunlu's spear, went around to the other side, and had already grabbed the reins.

Ma Yunlu didn't see Wei Xiaobao's movements clearly, and hurriedly stabbed again.

The ancients' spear techniques were mostly for actual combat use, so they focused more on strength and less on skills and speed. This kind of spear technique was full of loopholes in the face of Wei Xiaobao's amazing speed.

Wei Xiaobao was standing on the ground at this time, his body was flexible and he easily dodged Ma Yunlu's spear.

Ma Yunlu boasted of his excellent spearmanship, but Wei Xiaobao easily dodged his two consecutive stabs, which shocked him greatly. He clenched the spear with both hands and launched a series of attacks.

Seeing that she was serious, Wei Xiaobao quickly loosened the reins and dodged.

Seeing that the spear tips were getting more and more dense, Wei Xiaobao suddenly slipped under Ma Yunlu's horse, and took off Ma Yunlu's riding boots in the process.

Wei Xiaobao ran away several steps, holding his riding boots in the air, and said, "I've taken off your shoes. Who's going to win now?"

Women in the Han Dynasty considered their feet to be private parts. When Ma Yunlu saw her riding boots inexplicably end up in Wei Xiaobao's hands, she felt both embarrassed and angry. With a red face, she cursed, "How can you be so shameless? You actually did such a dirty thing in a duel on the battlefield!"

Wei Xiaobao deliberately put the riding boots under his nose and said: "Ah, the boots smell so good, I wonder if the feet smell even better!"

Ma Yunlu urged his horse to take two steps sideways, thrust out his spear, and shouted, "I'll kill you!"

Seeing that she was angry, Wei Xiaobao did not dare to delay with his swift and agile footwork, but he kept pestering her even more fiercely: "Oh my, this evil woman is trying to murder her husband!"

Zhao Yun laughed out loud as he watched from behind. Although he had never seen Wei Xiaobao's amazing skills, he could see that he was safe and sound and handled the situation with ease.

Wei Xiaobao ran back and forth around Ma Yunlu, sometimes appearing in front of the horse's head, sometimes appearing on both sides of the horse's body. His figure was as erratic as a ghost. Ma Yunlu was so anxious that his palms were sweating, but he could do nothing about him.

Just as Ma Yunlu fired a spear from the left, Wei Xiaobao had already slipped under the horse's belly and moved to the right side. He hugged her bare foot, kissed it, and said, "Oh, it smells really good!"

Ma Yunlu yelled and kicked.

Wei Xiaobao took advantage of the situation and lifted Ma Yunlu's legs, flipping her sideways.

Ma Teng and others were watching the battle from the army. At first, when they saw Wei Xiaobao fall off his horse, they thought Ma Yunlu had already killed the enemy general. Later, when they saw Wei Xiaobao struggling with Ma Yunlu on the ground, they thought Ma Yunlu had the upper hand.

When Wei Xiaobao took off Ma Yunlu's boots, they were just blocked by the horse's body, so Ma Teng couldn't see it clearly.

It was not until he saw Ma Yunlu about to fall off his horse that Ma Teng shouted that something was wrong. It was too late to send troops to rescue him.

At this time, Wei Xiaobao went around again and reached out to catch Ma Yunlu from the back.

Ma Yunlu put one foot in the stirrup and lay his whole body in Wei Xiaobao's arms, but he felt a chill on his neck.

Wei Xiaobao had a dagger in his hand, and it was now against Ma Yunlu's throat: "You are defeated now, so just follow me back to the camp."

After saying that, Wei Xiaobao put his mouth close to Ma Yunlu's forehead again: "Oh, even your hair and face are fragrant."

Ma Yunlu lay flat in the air, with nowhere to gain leverage and no way to dodge. After being bullied by Wei Xiaobao, he could only curse: "Kill me quickly! Otherwise, I will chop you into pieces and feed you to the horses!"

(End of this chapter)