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Chapter 137 Minato and Tsunade lash out at each other

Dating world.

At this time, Su Xiaoqi had already returned to Tokisaki Kurumi's house and was eating melon while watching the gentle and elegant Namikaze Minato madly attacking Tsunade in the chat group.

During the time he rushed back, Tsunade already knew some of Namikaze Minato's current situation, and more importantly, they were both in the same era.

[Namikaze Minato: If I were you, I would be too embarrassed to take over the position of Hokage. I would lose all my dignity.]

[Tsunade: Haha, I came back to take over the Hokage position because your good son cried and begged me to come back.]

[Namikaze Minato: Bullshit! Naruto was so young back then, what could he possibly understand? He was fooled by you shameless old Bidens.]

[Namikaze Minato: Sarutobi Hiruzen died quickly, otherwise I would have killed him again.]

[Namikaze Minato: And you guys too, Naruto had such a miserable childhood, and none of you cared about him. Don't even dare to tell me you don't know that Naruto is my son.]

[Tsunade: What does this have to do with me? I wasn't in Konoha at the time. Why didn't you go find Jiraiya and Kakashi? One of them is your teacher, and the other is your disciple.]

[Namikaze Minato: It's okay if Jiraiya dies, but I'll find time to have a good chat with Kakashi.]

[Namikaze Minato: As for you, if you had stayed out all the time, I wouldn't have said anything to you, but in the end, you still came back to Konoha with a licking face and tried to become the Fifth Hokage.]

[Namikaze Minato: Don't say it was Naruto who begged you. If you really don't want to come back, no one's begging you is going to help you. You're becoming more shameless the older you get. No wonder no one wants you in your life.]

[Tsunade: Minato, that's enough. I admit that Naruto had a miserable childhood, but he has grown up and is now an indispensable member of the village.]

[Namikaze Minato: Damn you! You're making me even angrier when you say that. You guys are just after the Nine-Tails' power within Naruto. If it weren't for that, Naruto would have been killed by you guys a long time ago.]

[Namikaze Minato: I'm putting this on hold today. I'm going to kill Danzo. If you dare to stop me, I'll strip you naked and throw you onto Gin-san's bed.]

Sakata Gintoki: @Namikaze Minato, good brother, although Tsunade is a little old, I can accept her as Gin-san.

[Tsunade: @Sakata Gintoki, get away from me. ]

[Namikaze Minato: @Tsunade, what are you pretending to be? You're lucky to have a man who wants you.]

【Sakata Gintoki: ???】

[Tsunade: Damn it, I can't stand it anymore. If you have the guts, come to the Hokage Building right now and let's fight one-on-one.]

[Namikaze Minato: Single duel? It's not that I look down on you, but with one use of my Samsara Eye, I can make you kneel on the ground and call me daddy.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Sorry, I really can't help it. Minato, where did you learn so many dirty words? ]

[Namikaze Minato: I've learned a few things from knowing you guys for a while, but I don't usually have the chance to do so. Today is a perfect opportunity for me to put them to use.]

[Tsunade: @Su Xiaoqi, who do you think you are? What business do you have with the conversation between the two Hokage?]

[Tokisaki Kurumi: Old woman, if you dare to call me a darling again, just wait and see.]

[Lu Linglong: That’s right, don’t force me to come to Konoha to carry rice.]

[Wave Minato: @Tsunade, calling you big-breasted and brainless is really flattering you. Are you blind and can't see the word "Administrator"?]

[Namikaze Minato: Speaking of strength, the entire ninja world combined is not enough to defeat him alone. He can send you to see your two grandfathers on the spot with just one Kamehameha.]

[Tsunade: Minato, can you please speak properly? I know you're upset about Naruto. I can pretend I didn't see you wanting to kill that old man Danzo. I'll compensate Naruto even more in the future.]

[Namikaze Minato: Who needs you to pretend you didn't see anything? I'm not only going to kill him, I'm going to kill him openly. As for Naruto, Kushina and I will take good care of him in the future. I don't need your so-called compensation.]

[Tsunade: Kushina is also resurrected? ]

[Namikaze Minato: It's none of your business. You know Kushina's temper. Just wait and see.]

[Tsunade: Do you want to destroy Konoha? Don't forget that you are the Fourth Hokage.]

[Namikaze Minato: Damn you Fourth Hokage, I'm Minato Namikaze of the Yorozuya now, stop trying to get close to me.]

Uzumaki Boruto: I'm just asking, if Konoha is gone, will I still exist?

[Namikaze Minato: Don't be afraid, grandson. If I really want to destroy Konoha, I will bring your mother out first.]

【Uzumaki Boruto: Okay, then I feel relieved. 】

[Namikaze Minato: @Tsunade, I'm too lazy to waste time talking to a stupid woman like you. Even though you've joined the group, you should just be a good mascot and stop giving me useless things. Otherwise, I wouldn't mind giving you a 'kacha' like Uchiha Madara.]

[Tokisaki Kurumi: I support you. There is no need to be polite to such big cows. ]

[Tsunade: Minato, can we talk calmly? You must be eager to see Naruto now. I can arrange a meeting between you and I will never let anyone know about your situation.]

[Namikaze Minato: Are you telling me what to do? If you keep on talking nonsense, I'll have the administrator ban you forever. @Uzumaki Boruto, grandson, let's have a video chat.]

【Uzumaki Boruto: Okay, okay.】

[Lu Linglong: I was so excited to see this. This is the first time I've seen a water gate like this.]

[Nami: Me too, @Su Xiaoqi. I even did a live broadcast for your Weiwei.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Thank you. I will show you mercy when the Judicial Island plot is released.]

【Nami: Go to hell. 】

[Kashiwazaki Sena: Actually, Uncle Minato, no, it was Brother Minato who said some things that were true. The people in Konoha were too harsh on his son.]

Sakata Gintoki: So, all of this is Danzo's fault.

[Tsunade: That's right, it's all Danzo's fault.]

[Tokisaki Kurumi: We're chatting about memes, what's your business? Just be a good mascot.]

[Tsunade: You!!!]

[Tokisaki Kurumi: What, you're not convinced? Even if you're not convinced, you have to hold it in. Everyone here is on Minato's side.] [Azuma Yuno: @Tsunade, I support you, sister. Let's kill this bad spirit together.]

[Tokisaki Kurumi: You're crazy, why are you showing off your presence for no reason? Get out of here.]

Kuroba Kaito: Aren't you curious about the fact that two people from the same timeline appeared in this group?

Aizen Sosuke: You can say yes, and you can say no.

Lu Linglong: Idol, could you please not be so profound every time? @Su Xiaoqi, please translate.

[Sakata Gintoki: Hashidou Madai, now is not the time to discuss these boring questions. Have you forgotten about the other silver-haired cutie? ]

[Nami: I was so engrossed in the show just now that I almost forgot there was someone else.]

[Lu Linglong: @Sakata Gintoki, isn't this the one you like? I'll give it to you.]

Sakata Gintoki: No, no, no, this little cutie may have silver hair, but Gin-san has already said that he's not interested in little brats, not to mention that this little cutie doesn't look like an adult yet.

[Kashiwazaki Sena: Wow, my cute nickname is gone.]

[Sakata Gintoki: @Kashiwazaki Hoshina, don't cry, you are still Gin-san's little cutie, just a tie.]

[Su Xiaoqi: @YoukellyWood, want to chat? Don't worry, there's no problem talking here, you can speak freely.]

【Eucliwood: Okay.】

[Su Xiaoqi: Can I introduce myself to everyone?]

【Eucliwood: Yes.】

[Su Xiaoqi: @Sakata Gintoki, you just said she was underage, right? That's a really funny joke. Although I don't know her exact age, she should be several hundred years old.]

【Sakata Gintoki: What? 】

Aizen Sosuke: It seems this person is also a special existence.

[Ukulelewood: @Su Xiaoqi, age is not a factor.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Let's talk about her other abilities. Her healing ability is very strong, comparable to the effects of Senzu beans in some senses. However, the side effect is that while she heals our injuries, she also has to endure the pain of the injured.]

【Eucliwood: Correct.】

[Lu Linglong: Hiss~ Is she that powerful? She's like a walking Senzu bean. I have to bring her along when I form a group from now on.]

[Nami: @Su Xiaoqi, hurry up, keep talking.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Her second ability might be very appealing to you girls. She can transform others into magical girls through a specific disguise medium, regardless of gender. @黑羽凯斗.]

Kuroba Kaito: No, why are you tagging me? I already said I only wear women's clothing for work.

【Lu Linglong: I want to change.】

[Kashiwazaki Sena: +1. 】

[Nami: +2.]

【Zhu Zhuqing: +3.】

[Himejima Akeno: +4. 】

[Tokisaki Kurumi: @Himejima Akeno, please stop changing. Wearing that kind of clothes is disrespectful to clothes.]

[Himejima Akeno: Alas, sometimes I really want to be like you, @Tokisaki Kurumi. ]

【Tokisaki Kurumi: Humph, Darling likes people like me. 】

[Su Xiaoqi: You might be more interested in the next ability, @蓝染惣右介.]

【Aizen Sosuke: I'm all ears.】

[Su Xiaoqi: Her third ability is 'Word Spirit'. Through the magic power within her body, she makes her words come true. You can think of this as an indiscriminate attack. Therefore, in order to avoid affecting others, she usually uses pamphlets to speak for herself.]

[Eucliwood: Adding, the armor I wear is to suppress my own power.]

Aizen Sosuke: This is a really interesting ability. I hope to meet you in the future. @Eucliwood Helsides.

[Su Xiaoqi: @YoukellyWood, let me add one more thing for you: Don't say the word 'die' in front of her anymore, because she understands the pain of death better than anyone else.]

【Eucliwood: Thank you.】

[Lu Linglong: Although this ability is powerful, it should be very painful for you, @YoukellyWood.]

【Eucliwood: I’m used to it.】

[Sakata Gintoki: My little cutie, Gin-san will love you from now on.]

Eucliwood: Thank you.

[Su Xiaoqi: Then let me tell you about her last ability. I believe you will all be interested.]

[Nami: And more? This little girl, no, how strong is this sister?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Her blood can make people immortal and resurrect.]

All members: What?! ! ! !

[Eucliwood: Correction, it is to be resurrected as a zombie.]

(End of this chapter)