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Chapter 234 Why do I push so fast? Because I have to pee and I can’t hold it any longer.
Chapter 234 Why do I push so fast? Because I have to pee and I can’t hold it any longer.
The game ended with warm cheers, and the entire Zhengda Plaza was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
The moment you take off your headphones.
The factory manager was still confused, looking off to the side with some confusion. If he wasn't under the camera's scrutiny, he would have told Xiao Xiong to throw up his hands and said, "Actually, you could have told me if you wanted to chase me. If you dodged and I didn't, I'd look stupid, you know."
Of course, staying still is not the point.
He shouted to take the dragon and retreat, and Lin Ruo flashed out to save the others. It was embarrassing that his command was not heard, but that was not the point.
But...
Nowadays, all games have a personal first-person perspective.
The factory manager has a feeling that the low-key him is going to be on the hot search again.
He was a big tank standing in the front, but he couldn't dodge out to save the opponent, so he let the AD go out to save the opponent.
While the audience praises Lin Ruoyong, they will certainly also criticize his cowardice.
It doesn't make sense. The factory manager thinks this is a cautious behavior, after all, one person in the team has already died.
"Factory, don't worry, I can clear your name with a single Weibo post after the game."
Lin Ruo took off his headphones and smiled to comfort his teammates. It was too late to celebrate with them, and he couldn't wait to shake hands with them.
He did not refute the factory director's opinion, and his reason for going up alone was very simple.
If you rush forward like a bunch of trees, will the embarrassed IG even glance at you? No, they will just increase their speed and continue running without looking back.
But it’s different if the squishy AD flashes over and faces 1 on one side.
They just keep shouting, "Why?" They look down on others so much.
Then he turned around frantically and tried to kill the target.
As it turned out, Lin Ruo made the right bet.
Not only the brave people in IG, but any other team would turn around and kill him.
Seeing the man walking further and further away, the factory director had to quicken his pace to catch up. He thought Lin Ruo was going to say some murderous words again.
However, all he saw was Lin Ruo anxiously shaking hands with the IG players and walking quickly to the center of the field.
The factory manager didn't understand.
Is it because these three games ended so quickly that I didn’t feel anything and didn’t want to say anything naughty?
King Ning was also confused.
Seeing Lin Ruo passing by to shake hands, he was ready to listen, just like the scene when they were down 2-0 in the German Cup semi-finals, but in the end, the man didn't say a word.
Rookie squeezed his eyes hard, trying to hide the tears that were about to burst out, and watched the EDG players who shook hands with him accept the audience's applause with the standard knight's salute.
He felt a little sad.
Although the team performed well after the reorganization in this summer season, it made it to the semi-finals and obtained a place in the bubble match.
But he still had something to say.
Damn, why are other teams’ new ADs so powerful?
He changes his new AD several times a year, and they serve different dishes.
It makes no sense.
"Don't be too sad, we still have the third place match tomorrow." King Ning, who believed that he had never committed any crime in the game, comforted.
Rookie took a deep breath.
It doesn't matter who wins or loses in the third place match. Okay, just eat well and sleep well tonight.
It’s not that we can’t win, but there’s no point in winning, so it’s better to conserve our strength.
Because one of them is the champion of the Spring Season and the other is the third place in the Spring Season, even if they are fourth in the Summer Season, it will not affect their status as the defending champions in the Bubble Match.
As the quarterfinals of the spring season, IG will still play against OMG in the first round.
King Ning didn't think so.
Having just been badly beaten by EDG, they urgently need to beat another team to regain their confidence.
Watching Lin Ruo walk off the stage and head straight for the toilet, King Ning became even more determined to take revenge.
Wait... go to the toilet...
"Good boy, I was wondering why he didn't show his true colors today. I thought he had a change of heart, but it turns out he was just in a hurry to pee."
...
Lin Ruo also wanted to continue to simply smell the bad breath and enjoy it to the extreme, but the pressure on his bladder was too great.
From now on, you really can’t pretend to be cool and calm by drinking water anymore.
If you drink a bottle of water every game, it would be strange if you don’t explode.
Lin Ruo came to this conclusion after tying his belt and coming out of the bathroom.
In the past, he was stopped at the entrance of the passage, but today was different. He was stopped by LPL official staff at the toilet entrance.
Having won two MVPs in three games, Lin Ruo naturally became the subject of today's interview.
Officials were afraid he might run away.
The match ended without any suspense, and there was basically nothing to watch. If the post-match interview is not interesting, it will be a complete failure.
You know, before Lin Ruo's last two weeks of rest, he hadn't been on the interview stage for more than a week. That is to say, in total, the new generation of LPL's king of nonsense hasn't said anything naughty for almost a month.
How can you occupy the toilet without taking a shit?
So before the game between RNG and WE started, Lin Ruo took the stage for the post-match interview.
The haters and haters in the LPL official live broadcast room finally waited for their white moonlight.
It boiled over in an instant.
The host of today's interview is Yu Shuang. Lin Ruo is a little disappointed, but it doesn't matter much.
After greeting the audience, Yu Shuang asked the first question: "Today's 3-0 victory over IG to advance to the finals also means that EDG has secured LPL's first World Championship spot. What are your expectations for your first World Championship appearance, Lin Ruo?"
It was still a familiar, old question. Lin Ruo gave his usual fake smile, "It's okay, but before the game, the factory manager said that if we could make it to the World Championship in Wuhan, he'd treat our entire team to free travel and food in Wuhan. I'm really looking forward to that."
Yu Shuang smiled and agreed repeatedly: "It turns out that Mingkai is so generous in making such a promise."
The factory manager, who wasn't being filmed offstage, finally showed his expression and spread his hands. "I never said that. You all know that brat Lin Ruo often makes up stories on stage to trick people."
Abu was the first to nod, as he was the earliest victim.
"Lin Ruo is indeed like this, but this time I believe him because he said a few days ago that he had changed."
"Abu?"
The factory manager wondered if he had heard correctly.
Then everyone raised their hands. Tian Ye said with a wicked smile, "Lin Ruo only killed Boss Zai Bu. How could he kill others? No, so I believe he is telling the truth."
"Kai doesn't want to admit it, but he actually wants to surprise us. I understand."
"Yes, yes." Ai Loli completely agreed with A Guang's words. She was already searching for delicious food in Wuhan on her mobile phone, preparing to ask the factory manager to treat her to a good meal on the day she arrived to participate in the group stage.
The factory manager confirmed it.
This is naked collusion.
The interview on stage continued, and Yu Shuang methodically asked her second question: "Player Lin Ruo's flash to the back of the dragon pit in game three was awe-inspiring, taking on five opponents. What were you thinking when you executed such a brilliant play? Did you really not expect to be counter-invited by your reckless advance?"
Lin Ruo nodded: "Of course I thought about it, and I think there is a high probability that I will die, but I have no choice but to go."
"There's no other way?" Yu Shuang was a little confused. Why would this be a helpless move?
Lin Ruo listened and said bluntly: "Because I really want to go to the bathroom, if I don't go up and start the team fight early, the game may end a few minutes later. I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it in by then."
The words fell.
There was laughter at the scene.
The AD 1v5 fight that went down in League history was caused by the player being desperate to go to the bathroom and needing to end the game quickly...
After being stunned, Yu Shuang couldn't help laughing.
[What a ridiculous excuse! I'm still eating.]
[What's up? I heard I had to go to the bathroom and couldn't eat anymore.]
[No, it was all sprayed.]
[I'm really impressed. I kept saying how brave Lin Gou was throughout the third game, but it turned out to be a forced move because he was desperate to pee and wanted to end the game.]
Is this the answer anyone can come up with?
[It turns out that all I have to do to achieve god-like performance is a sudden urge to pee.]
[Don't think about it, if you have to pee urgently, you will just hang up and run to the toilet at the speed of light.]
[So this is Lin Shen's extraordinary endurance? ]
At this moment, netizens in the official live broadcast room were laughing their asses off.
At this moment, in the lounge backstage, the IG team members who had packed up their peripherals and were about to leave the competition venue all froze when they heard this.
"No, what do you mean? The pressure from our entire team isn't as great as the pressure from his urgent need to pee, right?"
The cursing King Ning summed up the main idea very well.
JK, who was 100% in on the group, nodded and said, "You're not unreasonable."
King Ning, who was almost angry to death, was so red and hot that he couldn't speak.
What a shame, such a huge shame!
But this was the truth that he could not refute, because Lin Ruo really ran to the toilet as soon as he got off the stage.
So shameful.
The last time they were so embarrassed was when they were defeated 3-2 by Lin Ruorang.
"Then, one last question. Regarding the upcoming second semi-final, which team does Lin Ruo favor? Could you please make a simple prediction?"
On the stage, Yu Shuang, who was nearing the end of the interview, calmed herself down and continued.
"Let's go fifty-fifty."
Lin Ruo said without hesitation: "Of course, if I have to choose one, I think everyone should know which side I will choose. After all, I have always had my idol in my heart."
[Haha, Lin Gou really wants Uzi to make it to the finals.]
[How dare you! Are you insulting my status as a true fan of Lin Ge?]
[It doesn't affect fans' desire to beat up their idols every day.]
[As a pure spectator, I also hope Uzi can make it to the finals. If nothing else, I just want to see a peak showdown.]
[If you want to see someone get beaten up, just say so.]
LPL netizens were still sarcastically questioning Lin Ruo's identity as a true fan.
In the RNG lounge.
The calm Uzi couldn't help but be moved.
He recalled what Lin Ruo said to him when they were defeated by EDG in the spring season.
Idol, will we meet again? We must meet at the top.
So this summer season finals is a must! Uzi, the protagonist of the king's return, has no choice but to make it.
The sensitive little tiger sitting on the chair next to him couldn't help but feel the temperature rise again, but this time it was different from before.
This is not the heat brought by red temperature.
Instead, it was the raging fire of desire for victory that was burning, and Xiaohu felt full of strength.
RNG has secured this semifinal and the second World Championship spot.
(End of this chapter)
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