This is not how you drive a machine!

Chapter 204 Reiatsu Hot Spring
"Really? Any excessive request is acceptable?"

Luo Keke lowered her head, bit her lip and said, "Of course it's true. We at WMC always keep our word."

Zhou Yun straightened up and moved his head closer to Rococo: "Really?"

"If it were you..."

Feeling Zhou Yun approaching, Rococo lowered his head, his cat ears shaking constantly on his head, as if something was struggling: "Absolutely no problem."

Zhou Yun narrowed his eyes and laughed: "Then today I will..."

Rococo struggled more and more, and finally said shyly, "Eat, me?"

"Pick out the top talents in your WMC, and by the way..."

Zhou Yun suddenly stopped talking and looked at Rococo in disbelief.

"..."

what?
You weigh 45 kilograms, how can I ask you to open your mouth?

If I bite you, won’t the armor on your body break my teeth?
Uh, yes.

The mecha girls are so smart, there shouldn’t be any other meaning, right?

No way!
Rococo blinked, her face filled with panic, and she reached out her hand to cover her lips.

This, this, the atmosphere has reached this point, shouldn’t this be the sentence?

"Cough cough!"

Zhou Yun coughed a few times and quickly skipped over the topic: "I want to customize a new steering system and want to know the internal parameters of the transmission system of the mecha girl."

"No problem, I'll find it for you right away."

Rococo instantly regained her elegant expression, made a cup of coffee, and asked, "Is there anything else you need?"

Zhou Yun fell into deep thought, recalling the 'privileges' that the 'Jingyun Hero' could enjoy.

Enjoy a 8.5% discount on all WMC "one-stop" services, priority selection for the latest talent engravings, and an % discount on core module replacements for the mecha girls...

Enough for the fleet.

"No, it's almost noon now. My sister is going crazy waiting. When can we take a hot spring bath?"

"I'll have someone prepare..."

Speaking of this, Rococo suddenly became curious.

"Zhou Yun, you really didn't send an email to WMC?"

Zhou Yun said helplessly, "No, I forgot my email password, otherwise I would have recovered my Weibo account long ago."

"You don't send more than a hundred emails a day saying you want my underwear?"

“…” Zhou Yun suddenly knew who sent one-fifth of the harassing emails.

"You don't want May Rose to wear white silk stockings and stand in front of the square to do the third grade test? You don't want more than 50 girls to form a group and sing 'Calabash Brothers' loudly in front of the bus stop?"

Zhou Yun was stunned: "Do I have that much free time? These people are really good at making things happen!"

Rococo slapped his head suddenly, thinking of the hot search headlines of the past few days, and felt a little confused.

"That's fine, but there are also people using your name to deceive people about the deep data of the Mecha Girl Engine. Can we just give it to them?"

"It's not about blocking technology or anything like that. The human tech tree is different from the mecha girl's. I'm afraid that if you make random changes, something will go wrong on the field."

At this point, her tone was somewhat helpless: "And they're asking for it in your name. How shameless."

Zhou Yun looked at Rococo's expression and suddenly understood why they reacted so strongly.

People are afraid of becoming famous just as pigs are afraid of becoming fat. When people become famous, pigs become bolder.

What is this all about?

He suddenly felt a little amused. "Wait... maybe, probably, it's me who wants deep data. Is this company called Jiuyuan, or the Higanbana Research Institute?"

"Yes, that crazy researcher who's so obsessed with cracking psychic energy technology that he doesn't care about his own life... is it you?"

"it's me."

Zhou Yun nodded with a wry smile. No wonder Lei Shen said that the data could not be obtained and asked him to continue collecting data.

It turns out it's been stuck here!
"I want to customize a unique decal for Jackdaw, and I need deep engine data. It would be great if you could provide it to me."

Rococo was stunned for a long time and then pondered for a moment.

"Since it's your idea, we'll give it to you. However, we at WMC will need to send technicians to coordinate with you. But those researchers at Higanbana are too stubborn. ..."

Zhou Yun smiled and said, "Just give it to me, and I'll negotiate the rest."

"Okay, then I won't disturb you from enjoying the Reiatsu hot springs."

Rococo stood up, lowered her body, and said with a slightly flushed face, "Zhou Yun, I have prepared a surprise for you in the hot spring changing room. You will know it after you enjoy it."

After she finished speaking, she blinked her right eye and said in a cute tone, "Then I'll get busy. Qiangwei will lead the way for you."

Hearing this, the two drowsy little ones woke up instantly!
"Wait, go later!"

"We've reached the fifth level of Contra! We were almost there... but they were all killed by the boss."

Zhou Yun stood up and stretched his muscles. He didn't expect to be delayed for so long. He sent a message to Lin Qinglei in Jiuyuan and said, "Okay, let's go."

……

"Reiatsu hot springs have a history of thousands of years in our mecha girl world."

"This ancient practice will help people balance yin and yang and calm their minds. We also added wolfberries..."

Following Qiangwei's guidance, he came to the hall deep in the third floor. Even from a distance, Zhou Yun felt as if he could smell a body of hot steam.

"Mr. Zhou Yun, please start changing your shoes..."

It's becoming more and more like a bathhouse.

Zhou Yun smiled in his heart and began to imagine the life of Roman nobles in his mind. He wondered what it felt like to swear on the bathtub.

It's been a while since I had a good soak. I wonder what the difference is between Reiatsu and ordinary hot water?

do not care.

Today, I, Zhou Caesar Augustus Yun, will rule over my territory!

"Please take these. These are essential tools for the Reiatsu Hot Spring."

As she spoke, Qiangwei grabbed two handfuls of something as tall as a jackdaw and handed them to Zhou Yun.

Zhou Yun looked at the long mop and large feather duster in his hands, then looked at the rag handed to him by Qiangwei, and a very bad feeling arose in his heart.

What is a hot spring bath for mecha girls?
Is it...

No way!
……

"Right here, Zhou Yun, it's so comfortable!"

The Raccoon King hummed with stars in his eyes, "It feels so good..." Wave after wave of spiritual pressure diffused in from the ceiling in the form of mist, deposited on the floor and turned into a surging liquid that was lighter than water and slightly heavier than slime.

These liquids filled Zhou Yun's limbs and bones, making him feel as if his bones were growing slowly despite his age.

Slowly, he seemed to have returned to the appearance of a teenager of seventeen or eighteen or nineteen years old, with a clear mind and all his meridians were open.

"It's really refreshing, worthy of being a Reiatsu hot spring."

He poked the Jackdaw's rear fender with a large feather duster and scratched the Jackdaw's window with a mop.

"Hmm~"

The mop rubbed against Jackdaw's body with spiritual pressure, making her feel as if she had returned to the moment of her birth, and she couldn't help but let out a moan.

As if that sound wasn't satisfying enough, she revved the engine a few more times.

"Zhou Yun, you're amazing! I want more!"

"Zhou Yun, Zhou Yun! There's still me." Yin Ling said anxiously, "It's my turn now!"

Feng Ying quickly started to scramble for it: "No, it should be me! I'll go first. I'm your eldest sister, don't you understand that eldest sisters have priority?"

"I've only heard of Auntie taking the lead."

"Bite you!"

Zhou Yun smiled and walked towards the two little ones with tools in hand: "Don't worry, we have everything, everything."

He wiped Yinling's side door with a rag in one hand, and rubbed Fengying's hood with a big mop in the other.

"I've practiced this technique for so many years, don't worry, I'll make sure you're comfortable."

"Here, yes, right here, Zhou Yun, it feels so good~" Yin Ling hummed, then closed her eyes, enjoying the spiritual pressure that flowed over her body.

Zhou Yun then rubbed Feng Ying's body again. Listening to Feng Ying's comfortable moans, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"That's not right!"

"What's a Reiatsu hot spring? This is just a car wash!"

……

After working for half a day, even the spiritual pressure hot spring that can bring people sufficient vitality could not relieve Zhou Yun's fatigue.

Washing three cars at the same time, if he didn't have good skills, he would not be able to finish the job.

The spiritual pressure pulse also reached its last moment, and the surging spiritual pressure mist became violent, constantly surging and churning in the room, and then settled into spiritual pressure liquid, flowing continuously on the ground.

Zhou Yun lay on the ground, letting the dense spiritual pressure flow through his mouth and nose, washing over his nerves.

He looked at the cloud of Reiatsu mist on the ceiling and suddenly realized.

Augustus’ old dream is over, ancient Rome is finished!

"..."

But the Reiatsu hot spring is really comfortable.

Although it looks and feels like water, it does not affect human breathing.

After taking a few deep breaths of the liquid mixed with strong spiritual pressure, Zhou Yun recalled the scenes of coming to this world and sighed in his heart.

"Lao Zhang (Zhou Yun's teammate in his previous life), it would be a shame if you didn't come..."

Can't think, can't speak!
I'm wrong.

Lao Zhang, please don’t hear it!

After resting for a while, the three mecha girls had folded up their cars and headed towards the sauna room happily.

Qiangwei walked in with a tray and said with a smile, "Mr. Zhou Yun, please follow me to participate in the second stage of the spiritual pressure hot spring."

Zhou Yun jumped up, looked at the things on the Rose tray, and laughed.

"I understand. Now that we've washed, it's time to wax."

Qiangwei blushed slightly. "SPA is the third stage of service. The second stage is the sauna, which will revitalize your body and light up your soul..."

"I understand. It's just a coating."

Zhou Yun took the spray bottle and towel from Rose's tray and followed the instructions all the way to the second-stage sauna room.

However, completely different from what was expected, this sauna room was not big enough to fit a car, and was only big enough for two or three people.

"The sauna room is separated from the human and machine rooms. Mr. Zhou Yun, please enjoy yourself. If you need anything, just call me."

Qiangwei said this with a smile, then floated out of the sauna room.

Hearing this, Zhou Yun was slightly stunned. Feeling the heat in the sauna room and breathing in the rich spiritual pressure with a hint of fragrance, his mood immediately relaxed.

Yes, after running for so long, it’s time to relax.

Lying on the wooden bed in the sauna room, he stared at the ceiling with his eyes open, thinking back to the three months since he came into this world, feeling peaceful, tranquil and comfortable.

I wonder what interesting drivers I will meet next when I advance to the provincial and national levels?
Can the Yun Yi convoy break through?
While I was thinking, there was a knock on the door, and then the wooden door was pushed open.

Through a hazy mist, Zhou Yun saw a white and tender foot stepping on the spiritual pressure liquid on the ground, causing ripples.

When the visitor came closer, he could see the jackdaw's flushed face.

He quickly sat up, looking up and down at the Jackdaw who was only wrapped in a bath towel, feeling the excitement in the other's heart, and an indescribable excitement rushed into his heart.

Is it possible that I, Caesar Augustus, am coming back?

"Jackdaw? What are you doing here?"

Jackdaw's face flushed, and he whispered, "Zhou, Zhou Yun, according to the custom of our Winter Castle, when we steam the spiritual pressure sauna, we must, must..."

Looking at Jackdaw's shy face, Zhou Yun's eyes lit up and he asked curiously, "What do you want?"

What exactly is this custom?
She spread her legs, pressed one knee with one hand, and suddenly exhaled a breath of hot air, her tone extremely excited.

"Come sumo, Zhou Yun!"

"I've already knocked Yin Ling and Feng Ying away, now it's just you!"

After saying that, the jackdaw rushed forward in one step.

Zhou Yun almost couldn't breathe.

　I've been so busy these days that I'm almost dead. From last night to now, I haven't slept for more than 30 hours. I feel like I should be used to it, and now I'm not even that sleepy.

　　I'm still working out the details of the next phase of the Lightyear Project, and I'm too busy to start yet.

　　I can't help the matter of Reiatsu Hot Springs, so I added about an extra chapter, sorry.

　　Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, I will compensate you with a free chapter, which will be about 5000 words long, and you can read it for free. It is not a sequel, but the main text. After this week, I will move it directly to the previous chapter so that you can earn more.

　　Paid chapters will be updated normally. Perfect attendance is my life. Don't worry, there will always be updates.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)