The fairies were shocked when people wrote their diaries perfectly.

The title of Chapter 258 is missing.

Yunyun still couldn't reach an agreement with the Purple-Gold Winged Lion King.

Just like in the original story, they started fighting at the drop of a hat.

Ning Fan and Babata witnessed everything from beginning to end, and to be honest, they really couldn't blame the Purple-Gold Winged Lion King for this.

Yun Yun offered a pile of junk in exchange for someone else's priceless treasure that only matures once every twenty years, which was a bit of an exorbitant demand.

But it is a lion by nature.

It's unreasonable for someone to immediately mention a seventh-grade elixir, the Transformation Pill.

But you have three fifth-tier magic cores, plus your Yunlan Sect's Xuan-rank fighting skills, so you didn't do this business with good intentions.

Then, when business negotiations fail, they resort to robbery, trying to make a profit without any investment, especially since they haven't even beaten the other party.

You're not an anti-inflammatory drug; you can't just snatch it if you can't auction it off.

He has the connections and influence of Dan Wangtianhe but doesn't use them, and he doesn't even bring the Dou Wang from Yunlan Sect. He really doesn't understand his own strength at all.

If it weren't for Huo Huo's rescue, he would have turned into monster poop long ago.

Yun Yun's recklessness left Ning Fan and Babata speechless.

Babata flew to Ning Fan's side, flapping its little wings, and said earnestly on its little face:

"Master, according to calculations, your heart rate is accelerating and your hormone levels are surging, indicating that you want to have a baby with that human. I suggest you play the hero and rescue the damsel in distress. Such behavior is not advisable."

Ning Fan immediately began to argue:

"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't!"

Huo Huo had already shown him the strategy in his previous life, so how could he ignore the quick way to clear the dungeon and insist on making the difficulty of the dungeon even more difficult?
This is impossible!

It's not a satisfying read either!

Besides... what's wrong with taking advantage of others? Aren't Qin Yining and Qing Yanjing examples of people being taken advantage of by the protagonist's father?

He's paying homage to a classic, isn't he?
Babata's eyes were strange. He couldn't persuade her, so he didn't. He secretly hid the romance novel he was reading and instead conjured up a recliner and a small table, producing wine, beverages, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, and eight-treasure porridge. He lay down and watched the show.

Ning Fan ignored the artificial little idiot.

He settled down and began his work of patiently waiting for Yunyun to appear.

"Raging Wind Dance!"

"Purple Gold Seal!"

Seeing the two unleash their ultimate moves, Ning Fan got excited. This job was easy; he just needed to guard the pond... oops, guard the pond.

really.

Yunyun's tornado failed to destroy the parking lot.

Instead, it was hit by the Purple Gold Winged Lion King's unicorn laser pointer.

The battle between beauty and beast was a foregone conclusion; as Yun Yun was sent flying, she immediately fell asleep.

It's truly not a waste of any time spent idling.

"Go after them..."

The lion roared, but Ning Fan ignored it.

With Yunyun by his side, he found the cave from the original story. Seeing the beautiful woman who fell asleep as soon as she lay down, he was speechless.

They immediately seized the moral high ground and started pointing fingers.

"At your age, how can you sleep? How dare you? Have you no self-respect? Get up and go back to sleep!"

Although Yun Yun was rude and didn't know how to reply, Ning Fan was convinced. After all, she made a very good point.

Ning Fan has a knack for dealing with people who rely on reason.

He was about to set aside the facts and try to analyze the reasoning in depth when Yun Yun opened her eyes.

"What do you want to do?"

Her gaze was sharp as a sword, her beautiful eyes fixed intently on Ning Fan.

His expression was extremely unfriendly!

"Ahem... You're injured. I'd like to treat your wounds and, while I'm at it, change into the Emperor's New Clothes..."

"unnecessary!"

Before Ning Fan could finish speaking, Yun Yun interrupted him coldly, wanting to earn her own living.

But she was too weak, and there was no Boiling River here to push her... so it didn't even work. Instead, her forced movement aggravated her lightning injuries, causing her to gasp in pain. "...Hiss... You do it! Take care of your hands and eyes, please! Thank you."

You think I can just come because you say so?
A man should have backbone! I just helped you and you wouldn't let me, and now you're begging me?
Even if I starve to death or die out there, I will never help you again, woman, give up on that idea!

"Don't worry! I'm a gentleman, I definitely won't be able to manage it, it won't be a problem."

Ning Fan rubbed his hands together like a fly, enthusiastic and proactive.

"Ok?"

Yunyun was angry.

"Listen to my excuses... ptooey, listen to my explanation! I'm a gentleman, I've received rigorous training, I'll definitely manage things well!"

Ning Fan explained it to him several times, no matter how hard he tried.

Under Yun Yun's wary and defensive gaze, he half-heartedly managed to get away with it. However, Yun Yun didn't know that Ning Fan had added another sentence in his mind.

Unless you can't help it!
He imitated Huo Huo, just like in the original story, walking behind Yun Yun and lifting her long black hair.

After fumbling around for a full two and a half hours... that's not right! It took at most two and a half quarters of an hour to finally find the button.

Yunyun's face was already flushed with a rosy glow.

But there was nothing she could do; it was a rule she herself had set, forbidding Ning Fan from offering any direct assistance, which was a self-inflicted wound.

High-level healers often only require the simplest treatment methods. After being busy for two hours, Master Ning finally started his business.

He took out some monkey wine and a handkerchief and asked Yunyun to make a buffet.

"Alright, men and women shouldn't touch each other like that. You can apply the medicated wine yourself from now on! Disinfect it quickly to prevent infection, otherwise you'll have scars later. Don't blame me if your husband and children are disgusted by it!"

I don't understand, you lecher!
Yun Yun raised her eyebrows and glared at Ning Fan reproachfully.

If I could do it myself, would I be asking you for help? Saving lives to the very end, seeing someone through to the end – is that really necessary?

Don't you have any compassion at all?

Straight man! Blockhead!
Straightforward and wooden!

"continue!"

Yun Yun closed her eyes and gave up.

This left Ning Fan completely dumbfounded.

Miss!

This is your injury, you're the one who's hurting. I can manage to recover, so why are you giving up too? Are you out of your mind?

Do you even want to live?

"…OK!"

Ning Fan gritted his teeth and had no choice but to pick up a handkerchief, soak it in monkey wine, and wipe Yun Yun's wounds. One wipe wasn't enough; he had to fold it in half and use his middle finger to hold it in place.

Yun Yun secretly peeked through a crack in her beautiful eyes, but what she saw made her furious and nauseous, almost vomiting up her dinner from the night before.

"You scoundrel, what are you doing?"

That's a wound on my chest, not my anus after using the toilet. What do you mean?
"You forgot to say 'ouch,' wait, don't bite me! Are you a puppy?"

"You're the dog!"

"... "

After the two bickered and teased each other for a while, Ning Fan continued to treat Yun Yun with great care.

Yun Yun was observing Ning Fan. Seeing his serious expression, her heart was pounding and her ears were getting redder and redder.

They say a man who is serious is the most handsome!
This guy... even his frown looks so good, I'm so happy!
He's so handsome, the most handsome man I've ever seen in my life. If you... forced me to have your way, I'd be willing, but...

Why did you have to grow an extra mouth?

Yunyun was increasingly satisfied with what she saw. She even had ideas about what to name the child, where to bury him, and what to inscribe on his tombstone.

'No! I can't think about it anymore... I'll make a mistake!'

The more she thought about it, the more embarrassed she became. Yun Yun quickly suppressed her shyness and suddenly noticed the monkey wine next to Ning Fan.

"What kind of wine is this? It smells so good!"

She grabbed the wine jug, tilted her head back, and poured the wine into her small mouth, chugging away...

"Hey don't!"

(End of this chapter)