The fairies were shocked when people wrote their diaries perfectly.

Chapter 226 Ye Qingxian: I haven't even taken you as my little brother yet, but you pity me?

Ye Qingxian grabbed Ning Fan's head and strangled him, trying to kill him. Ning Fan clamped one of Ye Qingxian's legs between his armpits, stuck his fingers into Ye Qingxian's nostrils and mouth, and even tried to gouge out his eyes.

"Mud and Sand Beast!"

"You go first, then I'll put it in!"

"Nahaisihao Zheba!"

Neither of them would back down, and they ended up hurting each other, their clothes disheveled, one with a bruised and swollen face, the other with disheveled hair.

Shi Yi secretly glanced at the scene out of the corner of his eye and saw his mouth twitch. He was speechless and mentally ranted a mile a minute.

These are the kinds of moves kids use when they fight!
One was as strong as the cult leader, and the other was even stronger than the cult leader, but when they fought, it was like they were playing house.

"So even the strong are human; they can resort to such underhanded tactics in a fight!"

The prestige of a sect leader-level expert was utterly shattered in his eyes.

After a long wait, the two finally let go as agreed, but neither of them spoke to the other, and they began a cold war.

Soon, fruits, wine, and other delicacies were served.

They sat together happily again.

They even invited Shi Yi to join them in cooking.

"Finally, they've quieted down. At least they have some conscience!"

Shi Yi felt that the atmosphere was not right and felt very uncomfortable sitting on pins and needles in front of the two of them. He immediately picked up some food and moved away, giving the table to the two of them.

Ye Qingxian and Ning Fan stared at each other, and just as Ning Fan picked up the beast meat with his chopsticks, Ye Qingxian grabbed his chopsticks, giving him no chance to pick it up.

Ning Fan had no choice but to let go of his chopsticks. As soon as he did, Ye Qingxian stopped eating and just watched him.

"I'll grab it!"

Ning Fan suddenly used his chopsticks to successfully scoop out the meat.

You can't take it!

Although Ye Qingxian was a beat slow, she still managed to grab Ning Fan's chopsticks and pull them back forcefully, not giving him a chance to eat.

Sigh... these two! They're arguing again. They have a little conscience, but not much!

Shi Yi shook his head as he watched. He didn't say anything, just quietly ate his rice and watched the show.

He had a premonition.

He will have another master's wife.

"I do not believe!"

Seeing that Ye Qingxian was about to get her, Ning Fan started to wrestle, even resorting to cheating and sticking his head out, and the two of them were also fighting fiercely in their private parts.

Snapped!
Finally, the piece of meat was knocked away and stuck to Shi Yi's forehead. Shi Yi wanted to cry but had no tears, and secretly hated himself for being a bystander and joining in the fun.

Neither of them could win the argument, so they couldn't play anymore.

"I'm treating you to a drink, so don't be shy!"

Ye Qingxian picked up a glass of wine and splashed it on Ning Fan's face.

"Each each other!"

Ning Fan didn't tolerate it. He grabbed a handful of chopped scallions and garlic and threw them at Ye Qingxian, covering her hair in them.

"I'll treat you to some fruit!"

"I'll make you jealous!"

"Don't be shy about using the chili powder!"

"The hot pot broth is also delicious!"

"Are you crazy? How can this soup taste good? You have to drink this instead!"

When it came to the chili powder and hot pot broth, the two were still a little scared and both dodged away, but they kept their distance and drank the spirit wine while spitting it at each other through their teeth.

In the end, he even started spitting.

Shi Yi's head and shoulders were covered in vegetable leaves, wine stains, and seasonings. His eyes were dull and lifeless, and he secretly regretted that he should not have come out.

The golden chariot was littered with trash, and the ferocious beasts pulling it were no exception; the whole place was dirty, chaotic, and filthy.

After the two calmed down, they sat far apart, staring at each other. Ye Qingxian looked sly, while Ning Fan's gaze was playful, as they began a new round of attacks with their eyes.

Like a puppet, Shi Yi used his magic to clean up the mess, and then the responsibility of driving fell back on his shoulders.

He truly regretted it, and his heart wailed in despair:
"Mother, brother, I don't know how to do this problem!"

Ning Fan stared for a while, then, feeling a bit bored, started writing in his diary. Ye Qingxian was also bored and was relieved to finally be able to read the diary. The two of them, unusually, got to do their own thing.

This rare scene moved Shi Yi to tears.

Heaven has eyes! My godfather and future godmother have finally stopped bothering me for a while. It's been such a long time.

[We're almost at Immortal Mountain. After we help Shi Hao out, he'll release the immortal Kunpeng...]

[I suddenly discovered I have another son. Now that he knows about my relationship with Kunpeng, will he shoot me with his feathers?]

[Probably not!]

[After all, with Kunpeng around, would she just sit by and watch me get beaten by my rebellious son? Besides, Kunpeng can't beat me anyway.]

Besides, what right did he have to hit me? Once I release him, I doubt even Empress Liu Shen will come, just like last time.

[It's not like we lack manpower. Kunpeng's wife won't easily reveal herself, as she's seeking revenge against the Immortal Palace.]

Even if the small tower were to merge with two other tower bodies, it would still be able to withstand the Five Elements Mountain, but adding Qin Changsheng's Five Elements bodies and the bald monk Zhang Liu, another leader of the Western Sect, would be a different story.

He is definitely no match for him!

So in the end, my eldest son still had to rely on me to get out of trouble.

He should thank us!

[Once we seize the treasure vault of the Immortal Mountain's lower realm and acquire the fragment of the Myriad Spirits Map, the Gate of Origin will open.]

Therefore, the ultimate mission this time is to intercept the Primal Gate that should belong to Willow God's wife, and then secretly hide it, preventing her from entering the Dark Land and needlessly dying!

How do you know Kunpengzi won't beat you up?

The fairies looked on with disdain.

Upon seeing the little tower, the witch slapped her forehead.

He finally realized that he had been so focused on getting the reward that he had forgotten about the opportunity to become the Immortal King's master.

As for Liu Shen...

She found it somewhat amusing, but also felt an inexplicable warmth in her heart; this disciple had truly done everything he could for her.

As for intercepting the Primal Gate...

She didn't care at all. She already knew what was happening on the other side of the boundary sea, so naturally she wouldn't go there to die.

Once we've trained Ning Fan, just like he said, the best option is to take Shi Hao and everyone else and then launch a full-scale attack.

There's no need to deliver them one by one like the Calabash Brothers.

It's stupid to force yourself to endure hardship when it's not necessary!
I remember, around this time, that playful little fairy, Honghuang, descended to the mortal realm with her friends!

Soon, the sunflower seed goddess Kui'e from the Magic Sunflower Garden will also come. Once we catch her, Mom won't have to worry about me not being able to afford sunflower seeds anymore.

【Her sect leader, the Demon Lord, has been wreaking havoc in the mortal realm and has never been well-behaved. Not only has she dared to target my son, Shi Hao, but she has also dared to attack me. Therefore, I must get my revenge on her!】

Oh right! There's also a grapevine, which we'll have to raise as a source of chives too. But that guy's male, so we'll have to erase his intelligence if we bring him into Flower Fruit Mountain!

Finally, there's Ye Qingxian, a very pitiful girl.

This person should only appear in the upper realm, so I can't figure out why she's showing up now.

[Although I was just joking... wait?]

[How come the diary has a new theme now that we've just mentioned her? And it's related to her...]

[This time, the theme is actually "Ye, the surname of Emperor Ye Qingxian"—it's so strange! How could there be such a theme? I have to write my diary entries based on the surnames of this grandfather and grandson!]

See here.

Ye Qingxian, Honghuang and her best friends, and the melon seed goddess Kui'e all had different expressions and behaved in different ways.

"Hey! I haven't even taken you on as my underling yet, and you're suddenly pitying me? Explain yourself!"

Ye Qingxian was anxious. She couldn't understand what danger she, as the granddaughter of the Heavenly Emperor, could be in.
If it weren't for the fear of interrupting Ning Fan's diary writing...

She wanted to fight Ning Fan again, to ride on his face and give him a good beating with her fists. Why did he pity her?

My Heavenly Emperor Grandpa

Have you seen this perfect essay?
With my background, who would dare to bully me?
The Red Phoenix sisters cheered and jumped for joy.

Because Ning Fan finally noticed them again.

They were also able to meet him in person.

(End of this chapter)