The fairies were shocked when people wrote their diaries perfectly.

Chapter 208 My rules are rules
"Is there such a good thing?"

Upon hearing that there were witches outside, Ning Fan was overjoyed. Having three bodies was already exciting enough; any more and he'd be flying high!

Upon hearing this, Shi Hao's anger vanished, and he was immediately embarrassed, covering his face in embarrassment.

Shi Yi was speechless and couldn't even look at Ning Fan anymore.

Qingyi was instantly at a loss!
not good!

That hit the lecher's sweet spot.

Qingyi's expression changed; she sensed that she was in trouble!

Because she discovered that not only did she not threaten Ning Fan, but she seemed to have stimulated his pleasure points, making him even more excited.

Left with no other choice, she had to act hastily.

"A lonely, bright moon shines, frost covers the sky... You scoundrel, prepare to die!"

With a flick of her wrist, Qingyi conjured a strange, cold moon that hung high in the sky, accompanied by a shower of flower petals. Holding a flute-sword, she delivered the food to Ning Fan in a manner resembling a leap of faith.

"Great! Another position unlocked... oops, I mean, sexual position... uh, no, that's not right either! Oh well, it doesn't matter, you've come at the perfect time! The more aloof and arrogant you are, the more excited I get!"

Ning Fan waved his hand to create a barrier, blocking Qingyi's attack, and then took out the Merit Card Box.

"What nonsense are you spouting, you lecherous scoundrel?"

Qingyi was both ashamed and angry, but when she saw a huge washing machine—no, a donation box—flying over her head, she immediately turned pale.

Because she couldn't stop it, everything went black before her eyes, and she was suppressed in the next second, leaving only her buttocks exposed. No matter how much she struggled, she couldn't get rid of it.

Watching Qingyi wiggle her hips, Ning Fan chuckled, his excitement reaching its peak.

Just like a young man from Russia who saw Sadako stuck in the buttocks by a TV, he instantly transformed into a mischievous monster, his saintly heart kicked in, and he couldn't help but want to do good and help her.

Ning Fan kindly swatted away the mosquitoes for Qingyi.

With a flick of his wrist, he tossed the person and the washing machine into the Chaos Pearl.

Shi Hao watched the whole thing with wide-eyed amazement, clapping his hands in delight, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"That scoundrel godfather really knows how to play!"

Shi Yi also praised him repeatedly.

"They really know how to play!"

After suppressing Qingyi, Ning Fan regained his senses and strode towards the outside of the palace.

"Let's move on and find the next one!"

Thinking of the countless witches Qingyi mentioned, Ning Fan felt a surge of excitement. If he didn't have to maintain his image, he would be rubbing his hands together with the joy of a fly.

He was just overthinking it.

His image had already been shattered in front of Shuangshi.

Shi Hao sighed with emotion:

"Next victim, please!"

Upon exiting the palace gates, Ning Fan indeed saw witches, more than one, as well as the sixteenth princess and her servant who had been kidnapped by a major sect from beyond the realm, and an unfamiliar fat woman.

But the witch, apart from her celestial fox form, only had the black-clad form seen in the North Sea; there were only two of them, and none of them were like the one Qingyi described.

This made Ning Fan feel deceived, and his weak and innocent heart suffered a great deal of damage.

It was no less terrifying than encountering a honey trap while traveling in my past life. I was tricked into buying tea by a girl from Xiangtan whom I met online, and then I was blocked in the end. I was almost tricked into going to a brothel to collect snails when I was about to meet a girl from Guangxi whom I met online.

Ning Fan immediately became furious. How could there be any trust between people?

"Witch, you shall inherit my throne!"

Ning Fan had just uttered his harsh words, and before he and the witch could even make a move, the Xuanyu Immortal Mountain, the Western Sect, and the Heaven-Mending Sect made their move first.

They couldn't break the palace's magic array, nor could they wait for Qingyi to coordinate an attack from within. But as long as the people inside came out, no matter how many came, they considered them trash.

Where is Fairy Yuechan?

"What if I teach the Holy Maiden Yuechan?"

The people from several sects asked in a cold voice as they made their move.

"Caught!"

Ning Fan said lightly.

"How dare you!" "Insolent!"

"Junior is seeking death!"

Hearing the group rushing up and making a racket, Ning Fan grew impatient. He gathered his magical power into a ball in his palm, crushed it, and unleashed a powerful shockwave that sent them flying and seriously injured.

The witch made her move too.

She rushed forward, gathering magical attacks while teasing him.

"Oh, you little thief, you're quite arrogant, daring me to die! But what about you? How are you going to repay the humiliation you caused me last time?"

Ning Fan, like a dead pig unafraid of boiling water, said:
"So what do you want? Let's make this clear beforehand: if you want opportunities or treasures, you won't get them; if you want your life, you won't get it either!"

The witch was furious upon hearing this.

"You fool me?"

"You yelled at me?"

Sigma men never act like lapdogs.

So what if he got the better deal? If the witch dared to come knocking on his door, Ning Fan would dare to be unreasonable and even dare to look at the Heavenly Fox's delicate body with relish!

The witch was both ashamed and furious. She took out the God-Suppressing Pearl and used the Heaven-Severing Technique to attack.

As a result, Ning Fan pulled out a brick, and Tianhu was forced to kneel down before it could even take a single round. Realizing it couldn't do anything to Ning Fan, it was furious but helpless, and changed its expression again.

"I was wrong! Sister was wrong, little brother, have you forgotten our friendship? Let's talk this over, how about you let me have my clone?"

"I still prefer your defiant self from earlier. Try to come back to your old self!"

Ning Fan stared at the witch's delicate body, ignoring her nagging and refusing to discuss anything with her.

He'll take advantage of any opportunity, but if there's no advantage, he'll fight.

"You brat, aren't you afraid that your unruly behavior will provoke an attack from the higher realms?"

The witch gritted her teeth in anger, but she still had to force a smile, otherwise, she was really afraid that Ning Fan would harm her.

Ning Fan didn't care about her threats at all.

"My rules are rules!"

He not only wanted to capture the witch's celestial fox form, but after saying that, he immediately made his move, intending to capture the black-clad form as well.

Seeing that Ning Fan was unmoved by either soft or hard tactics, the witch's expression changed several times. She couldn't help but blush, gave Ning Fan a charming glance, and then turned and ran away, still managing to flirt with him.

"You little rascal, so you've got your eye on your big sister, huh? You should have said so earlier! If you want her, come and chase me! If you do... I'll let you have your way with me, hehehe!"

Little one!
Trying to play tricks on me? You're still too green!
Who doesn't know your personality?

You're so blatantly delivering food, and then you run away when you can't win. Who doesn't know you're definitely setting a trap to harm me?
Ning Fan immediately smiled.

"You said so!"

He spread his wings and gave chase. Even though the witch had the God-Suppressing Pearl to enhance her speed, it was useless. Ning Fan immediately flashed in front of her and intercepted her, then took out his Darklight Stick and smashed it.

"You're working overtime!"

Lost in the black mist, her senses were completely sealed, and the witch panicked. She was hit on the back of the head with a stick and cursed loudly.

"Bullying the weak and abusing the strong, being ruthless and cruel—I'd rather die than..."

Before she could finish speaking, Ning Fan swept her up in a princess carry and she fell asleep immediately.

"Too cruel!"

Shi Hao was utterly astonished.

Ning Fan's actions were exactly like those of the old men and women in Shicun Village: whoever he fancied, he would beat them up, knock them unconscious, and carry them away. It was incredibly exciting.

After suppressing Qingyi and the two witch bodies, Ning Fan handed over the rest of the people to Shi Hao to deal with.

"Kid, you handle these people from these sects! Don't worry about it, I'll take the blame if anything goes wrong!"

Shi Hao nodded, but seeing Shi Yi's signal, he seemed to remember something and was about to ask.

However, Ning Fan was tricked by the Sixteenth Princess!

Shi Hao froze, staring at Ning Fan's retreating figure, and gritted his teeth in anger.

You wicked father, you dog who values ​​women over friends!
Can't you wait a bit before you get impatient?
(End of this chapter)