The fairies were shocked when people wrote their diaries perfectly.
Chapter 131 The Origin of Huangye's Nickname? The Fairies Call Him Crouching Dragon and Phoenix
Chapter 131 The Origin of Huangye's Nickname? The Fairies Call Him Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick!
By this point in his diary, Ning Fan was completely numb.
The origins of the three main characters' nicknames are both hilarious and absurd, simply because the humor stems from a poorly written story.
Ning Fan was sweating profusely and foaming at the mouth from exhaustion, but he could only roll his eyes and continue writing diligently.
[Diary copy hidden rewards issued...]
[Congratulations, Huo Ling'er! You have triggered a hidden quest in the diary instance. Quest completion progress: 75%]
[Congratulations, Huo Ling'er! Due to a 90-100 increase in the host's favorability, you have received a critical reward: a perfect Dao Foundation version Quasi-Immortal Emperor Dao Fruit and a Heavenly Chosen One template.]
(Note: The child blessed by the diary, combined with this template, will always be able to escape danger when encountering crises in the future. Not only will they be able to turn bad luck into good and survive great calamities, but they will also receive the favor of heaven.)
(For example: jumping off a cliff will surely bring a fortuitous inheritance; being jilted in an engagement will surely awaken the old master/grandmother; mortal enemies will always be unknowingly weakened, such as through layers of subcontracting, aiding your enemy, or acts of great charity, etc.)
Wow! I've improved again!
Upon seeing the reward being distributed, Huo Ling'er rolled her eyes and fainted with happiness.
The other fairies who were following the diary updates were all stunned, and after they came to their senses, they were so envious that they turned pink with envy.
Even Liu Shen was envious this time.
Huo Ling'er, this little girl, started using cheat codes as soon as she arrived.
How come I'm exceeding the limit just like that little witch?
I've only grasped the ultimate truth of the original text, and I still need to comprehend and cultivate it myself. It takes a long time; it's impossible to break through in at least a million years.
And you have an overpowered, cheat-like technique.
A quasi-immortal emperor with a flawless Dao foundation.
And he even got the protagonist template of a chosen one.
How are people supposed to play this game?
But she wasn't the one who was most vulnerable.
Instead, it's Yuechan/Qingyi and Yunxi, who were both original female leads.
Butian Pavilion.
"You're too biased. We're all the female leads, and we've all become your people. You little thief, you and the diary are so biased towards her, are you sure you want to tear her clothes?"
Yunxi clenched her fists, feeling flustered and unwilling to fall behind.
He had already decided that he and Ning Fan would both suffer heavy losses.
despise!
We must despise this filthy thief!
Stone Kingdom Palace.
"I'm not watching anymore, I'm leaving!"
Qingyi's pretty face turned cold. She closed her diary and left, now only wanting to focus on Jingjing.
It's simply because this diary is so hypocritical.
Although the Sixteenth Princess was jealous of Huo Ling'er, who was also a princess of the Human Emperor.
But Qingyi, this noble lady from the upper realm, suffered a setback.
This made her even happier than if she had won an award.
"Hey? What are you doing? What are you doing? You were reading the diary just fine, why are you suddenly throwing flowers and starting a feast?"
The feast begins? How tacky! This is just my entrance special effect.
Qingyi glanced coldly at the Sixteenth Princess.
I returned to my palace feeling dejected.
Surprisingly, this time Tianhu didn't mock her; instead, she sided with Qingyi and refused to utter a lychee.
"You're really writing a diary, right?"
Tianhu gritted her teeth, feeling wronged no matter how she thought about it.
Ning Fan, you naughty child! You should write your diary properly, why did you let Huo Ling'er win the award? It's fine if she wins the award, but even her older sister is envious of the prize. How could you bear to do that?
Treat your sister like this.
Doesn't your conscience hurt?
Just as all the fairies were full of resentment and verbally attacking Ning Fan, he took care of Huo Ling'er until she fell asleep, so he had no choice but to call out the sleeping Ling Feng to continue the accompaniment.
And once again, he was sweating profusely, acting as a horse.
He continued writing in his diary diligently.
You don't get to be a beast of burden for nothing.
If you want a horse to run, you have to give it hay.
He said: I'm willing to be a beast of burden! I'm even willing to work overtime and write a diary, as long as you give me straw.
[This is the content of this self-made storyline.]
Faced with the ultimate mystery, Shi Hao said, "I have a plan!" Ye Fan, after hearing Shi Hao's plan, praised it highly, saying, "Brilliant! It's settled then!" Upon learning of this plan, everyone except the Three Emperors was thrown into disarray.
[The Pollen Queen cried: Ah! My wound seems to have gotten worse!]
[Emperor Bone grumbles: Everyone else is just playing around, and I'm the only one risking my life?]
[Emperor Wushi, looking pitiful: Just having any lines is a win for me (humbly)!]
"Pfft... Ouch, my stomach hurts, I can't laugh anymore, Ning Fan, hurry up and update!"
Upon seeing the contents of the diary, Ye Qingxian burst into laughter, her body trembling with mirth.
She was just like the other fairies.
Everyone became interested in this plan.
"What exactly is the plan?"
Fairyland.
Huo Lan, the True Immortal of the Huo Family, looked on with curiosity.
Even Liu Shen and Ruthless Man were eager to know.
Because this plot is more than just funny.
And it also involves the ultimate mystery.
This made even powerful immortal kings like them take it very seriously.
They didn't have to wait long; the diary continued to update:
Faced with the ultimate mystery, Shi Hao suggested that both of them create split souls.
[One is Shi Hao, the Desolate Heavenly Emperor, and the other is Ye Fan, the Heavenly Emperor Ye.]
Their clones attracted strange and ominous attention, while their true forms transformed into seeds, hidden within the long river of time and space.
In other words, Shi Hao and Ye Fan outside are actually clones of their original selves, while their original selves have been transformed into seeds, protected by war correspondent Chu Feng, who carries them with him at all times!
The clones outside can continuously regenerate.
For example, Shi Hao now and Ye Fan in the future.
[It wouldn't matter if he died.]
Because what people see of them is not their true form.
[The Heavenly Emperor Ye actually agreed to the Heavenly Emperor Ye's proposal.]
However, because of this plan, the heavens were mysteriously destroyed.
That's why cultivators above the heavens target cultivators from all other realms with such ruthlessness.
[Those of them, who transcended time, could have joined forces to wipe out the monster, but instead, they came up with such a terrible idea, which brought immense suffering to the entire heavens.]
[Including the Pollen Empress who fought for the heavens, the Ruthless Emperor who faced the bizarre Sacrificial Dao alone, the Bone Emperor who blocked the fountain for the entire world, the Beginningless Emperor, the Footprint Emperor, the Willow God, and so on...]
[Shi Hao is a local native with no formal education.]
It's not surprising that such a terrible idea came up.
[Ye Hei, a transmigrator who had studied diligently for nine years—three years of high school and four years of university—actually agreed!]
[How could Ye Fan, a college student with his own opinions, actually listen to Shi Hao's bad advice?]
[This led to the suffering across the realms. Shi Hao and the Desolate Heavenly Emperor earned the title of "foolish from drinking beast milk," and Ye Hei faced accusations of falsifying his academic credentials.]
Both of them were referred to as the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix.
[Although it was meant as a joke.]
Ultimately, it's just that the character's development fell apart at the end!
[These are powerful figures above the level of the sacrificial path, having lived for countless years. One of them is even a top student. How could they both be so foolish as to make such a decision?]
After all, the methods these two came up with were indeed too torturous, causing suffering for others!
[It's so hard being the lowly Wushi Heavenly Emperor; he's so humble that he doesn't even have any lines of his own.]
[As for the even more tragic case, it's Emperor Bone Bro.]
[It turns out that Shi Hao and Ye Fan were just joking, but he took it seriously and almost lost his life to the ominous creature.]
[It's like this: Empress Pollen gets first blood and a huge advantage at the start, while Emperor Bone camps at the fountain, letting his teammates farm and develop.]
Meanwhile, Ye Fan and Shi Hao, one jungling and the other mid-laning, released their clone puppets to roam freely, while their main bodies were AFK.
[Emperor Wushi was also muted.]
(End of this chapter)
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