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Chapter 194: He is 3 years old and still a virgin.

Chapter 194: Thirty years old, but still a virgin.

[However, I have learned why Cang Shen said she was a young lady. She is not capable of everything.]

[Yes, she can't do everything! She helps you wash clothes, cook, and mop the floor, and you help her eat, drink, and sleep.]

[1111, Cangshen, what you said about the young lady is not quite right, is it?]

Lin Cang didn't seem surprised by the comments on the screen. He curled his lips and said, "For any foreign news at home, as long as it's not state-owned, we'll check where it's listed and its equity structure."

"Girls are coming to your house for a few days. It's summer, so dress coolly. Tell me there's a man who can resist doing something?"

"Is it possible?"

"Also, Sakura is a divine maiden, and that's already been going on since elementary school, and most are in middle and high school. Look at those two, even though they're wearing makeup and look young, they're actually in their twenties. How many gods would it take to make that happen?"

"They've been doing this for ten or eight years, or five or six years. No matter what, they're definitely old hens."

"Miss, huh!"

Chen Xiaoyu and Tong Yan next to them shuddered and got goose bumps when they touched their hands.

Many netizens felt the same way and found it a bit disgusting.

But part of it doesn't matter.

Lin Cang looked at them strangely: "You two, are you still virgins?"

"How is that possible? I'm not."

"Me neither, I broke when I was eighteen."

When asked this question, the two men immediately shook their heads and refused to admit that they were virgins.

However, it is still unclear what kind of person Lin Cang is.

"One is twenty-eight, the other thirty, and still a virgin."

"Hahahahahahaha~"

He immediately held his stomach and burst into laughter.

One of them is twenty-eight and the other is thirty.

One is almost 30 years old, and the other is still a virgin.

Um~
[Hahahahaha, a thirty-year-old virgin, wow.]

[Hahahahahaha. 】

[Hahahahahaha. 】

Many netizens burst into laughter, but some looked embarrassed.

Without a doubt, the next one was the same, also a virgin.

Chen Xiaoyu's face flushed with anxiety: "I'm not, I really am not, I'm not a virgin anymore."

Tong Yan said the same thing: "I am the same, I am not sixteen anymore."

Lin Cang smiled and curled his lips at the two people's explanation.

"You know, any young chicken will react the same way as you do when it encounters an old hen: shiver, get goose bumps, and feel nauseous."

"Ask the brothers what they would think if they knew they were old hens."

【What kind of idea could it be, hehehehehe. 】

[I don't have any thoughts. I have no sympathy for drugs and gambling. Please don't slander me, Cangshen.]

[That's right, God Cang, please don't slander me. I swore to never reconcile myself with gambling and drugs.]

[Good fellow, don't slander me. You didn't mention the word erotic at all. How can you ask Cang Shen to stop slandering me?]

So, if you want to see if your husband is a scumbag, just treat him like a hen and see if he's disgusting or gives you goose bumps.

[? How come there are still girls here? Besides, the little sister is afraid of finding a scumbag, but I can do that. I've been single for 25 years.]

[I have been single for 22 years. Miss, please add me as a friend and search carefully.]

[This idea is pretty good, you might give it a try. I have a friend who never posts photos of girls on his WeChat Moments, but every time he goes home for Chinese New Year, he tells me where he slept with them.] [Good idea.]

[Just now I said that you two are sworn enemies of drugs and gambling, and you've been single since birth.]

Both Chen Xiaoyu and Tong Yan were in tears.

"Cangshen, change the subject, change the subject, and give me some face."

"Stop it, stop it. I've been bragging for over a decade, and now how can I dare to go home for the holidays?"

The two men knew that their friends and comrades were watching them. After all, everyone is a single old man, and everyone doesn't want to have a sweet love, a good partner, and a good wife.

Seeing them become Lin Cang's bodyguards, I even feel a little envious.

After all, Lin Cang is the anchor who teaches netizens how to pick up girls.

It is easier for them to date than watching the live broadcast because they are close to the water.

Even if you can't learn it, Lin Cang may teach you or help you.

As for men, when they have dinner with their buddies, they usually talk about national affairs, how to make money, or women.

Especially among single people, there will be more women.

He takes pride in bragging about how many girls he has dated and how he was always a virgin.

If this gets out, no matter what else, the two of them will definitely be socially ruined.

This is indeed the case. Their friends and comrades-in-arms all took out WeChat to send them a message.

Oh, a virgin chicken. I don’t know who said that a virgin chicken is no longer a virgin when he is sixteen.

Lin Cang stopped joking and said to the viewers in the live broadcast room with a smile: "Brothers, let's get back to the point and tell you how to tell if you are encountering a shill."

"Don't let your guard down just because she's a woman. Instead, be more vigilant. The prettier she is, the more vigilant you should be. Compared to men, women are more likely to deceive you."

"Like these two, because you're women and pretty good-looking, and I'm a man, they can't do anything to you, and if they dare, they'll just take advantage of you. So subconsciously, you feel no threat, and coupled with your lustful nature, you believe everything they say."

This was said so realistically that most of the netizens started coughing and looked a little embarrassed.

Is there really no threat? Who would have thought that there would be such a thing?

Lin Cang continued, "Not everyone is like our family. Although there are fewer conservative people now, for foreign girls, it's a little less so than before, but they are still very conservative. So they wouldn't dare to enter your house alone to act as a prostitute. But it's different abroad."

"Overseas, people don't take that aspect seriously, especially schools like Sakura, which go so far as to include detailed information about sex in their textbooks."

"In this internet age, it's the same in China and abroad. Netizens in various countries have revealed what it's like to be a Chinese wife. And they've already thoroughly researched the kind of women who are easiest to deceive and have the best lives."

"Those who are very rich, even if they dress casually, will rent a room in a very high-end room. They will only ask the prostitute to knock on the door. Those who want to cheat will not choose this kind of person."

"Those who dress modestly and stay in ordinary rooms are the easiest to deceive, and they know that these people come from well-off or wealthy families."

"With them, there's no such thing as strength. Even if the deception fails, nothing will happen. And the chances of success are very high."

"They try to scam people out of money first, like this: they say they're hungry, then they verify if they're a good person. Even if their ultimate goal doesn't work, they can still make a profit."

"Once I've successfully scammed you out of money, the next step is to become your partner, your wife, and live a comfortable life from now on."

"It's easy to avoid this. Just take the initiative and buy her food yourself, instead of asking her to buy something or tell her to get lost if it looks too expensive."

"The former has an advantage. You'll have a girl to play with you all night, or you can even get her for free. She'll play poker and sleep with you."

"Speaking of which, although their playing style is more sophisticated than ours, their methods are several levels behind those of the girls in our family."

"After all, the girls at home don't give anything, and they just take money out of your pocket."

"Speaking of which, logically speaking, the livestream shouldn't be open! Are you guys awake?"

Lin Cang remembered something and asked Chen Xiaoyu and Tong Yan.

 ps: Brothers may feel that this is a bit bland, but don’t worry, the next chapter will be here soon.

  And this is also the main plot of the book. Playing games with girls is just a side job. The fact is to teach the readers how to pick up girls and which types of girls can be picked up and which types cannot be picked up.

  This is also the first one I told you about.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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