Is this a live broadcast of counterfeiting US dollars? Streamer, you are really a criminal!
Chapter 53 I can’t be a Japanese Yen? What a joke!
Chapter 53 I can’t be a Japanese Yen? What a joke!
Chairman Chen's defense was broken on the spot——
The pieces of porcelain that Ye Chen sold me.
I took it out to show off in the morning!
At this moment, President Chen looked at the other presidents' eyes looking at him, with pity and a hint of ridicule.
What the hell!
It’s useless, it’s useless!
Ye Chen, I'm going to fuck you, immortal.
From the very beginning, you've been targeting me?!
Geneva! Money back!!!
"President Chen, all the porcelain I sell you is genuine!"
"This fake thing was sold to you by Big Gold Teeth!"
Ye Chen hurriedly explained, please don’t misunderstand.
I won’t sell fake goods as real ones!
President Chen said angrily: "You say it's true, but who else can tell it's fake except you?"
"Your skills are so advanced that they are indistinguishable from the real thing!"
"How can I trust you?"
You have this kind of technology, seriously, what can I do?
What if there’s a fake one among those pieces of porcelain?
I won't take that risk!
Get your money back!
Full refund!!!
Ye Chen covered his face and said, "Wow, I am doing well in the porcelain business!"
These days, technology is so advanced—
Well, that’s not a good thing.
Big Gold Tooth, if it weren't for you, a bastard, and you sold it to President Chen, this wouldn't have happened!
Tingquan, who was on the other side of the live broadcast room, saw this scene and laughed shamelessly with his hands covering his mouth.
Ye Chen thought about it, calmed down, and said, "President Chen, my skills!"
"Whether I sell real or fake goods, I still make money!"
"But, make it clear to me!"
"There's no need for me to call something fake true!"
"There's no need for me to lie to you."
"Give me back my money!" President Chen stretched out his hand and asked Ye Chen to return the money directly through the phone.
Ye Chen was a little furious. I even guaranteed it with my personal reputation!
Bastard!
In that case, don’t blame me for going big!
Ye Chen's expression suddenly changed, and he shamelessly spread his hands and said, "What I sell to you is the real thing, no returns!"
Little White Bird: "A master of counterfeiting trying to sell genuine goods? Who the hell would believe that?"
[Little Taibao]: "Hahaha, I'm impressed. It turns out the anchor used to sell porcelain."
[Trovsky]: "Host, don't blame the brothers for not believing you. You are so skilled, how could the brothers dare to believe you?"
[Liaoning Iron Brother]: "Chairman Chen: 'It turns out I'm the one being wronged!'"
[Agent Jack]: "President Gu was worried for quite some time, but it was just a false alarm."
[Agent Jack]: "The real Jerome is actually President Chen!"
"..."
Many netizens laughed happily.
Host, we want to believe you too!
But, your counterfeiting skills are too high!
How can we believe that what you buy is genuine?
Ye Chen's face was downcast. That was the real thing that was exchanged for emotional value.
At that time, I didn't even have the 'porcelain skill'!
"I don't believe you!"
"Give me back the money!" President Chen's face turned pale.
Ye Chen sighed and said impatiently, "There is no such rule in the antique business!"
"Besides, as the saying goes, masters have their own character and they stick to their words!"
"If I sold you a fake, I would be right up close and personal, mocking you!"
"But I sold it to you!"
“It’s truly the real thing!”
"It's just that you can't tell the difference now!"
"My personal suggestion is that you improve your identification skills. Ask yourself more often on a daily basis whether you have been picking up girls again today and have slacked off. Otherwise, you wouldn't have gotten to this point."
“Geneva, refund your money!!!”
President Chen cursed loudly, "It's none of your business how I pick up girls. Give me back my money!"
Your fake Ru kiln porcelain——
If you hadn't revealed the problem yourself!
Who the hell can tell the truth from the false?
I can't identify those pieces of porcelain of yours, and I don't want to. I'll consider them all fake.
Chairman Gu hugged the real Ru kiln porcelain and laughed heartily. Things change over time!
When the other presidents looked at President Chen again, there was a hint of pity in their eyes.
Poor President Chen, he has been fooled several times.
"President Chen, are you still cursing?"
"Fuck you, I'm selling the real thing, no returns!"
Ye Chen also got angry, "The money and goods are cleared, there is no such thing as refunds in the antique industry!"
"Also, let me tell you, those pieces of porcelain I sold you are all real."
"But if you really piss me off!"
"I'll follow the pattern of the porcelain I sold you!"
"Wholesale dozens or hundreds of pieces, and you'll lose as much as you can."
These words stunned President Chen.
Half a ring passed.
President Chen rushed directly into Shanshui Manor.
"Dad, daddy?"
"Where are you going?"
Xiaoyue asked anxiously.
"I'm going to play real-person PK!"
"Xiaoyue, call two ambulances, one for Ye Chen and one for me!"
After President Chen finished speaking, he rushed out of Shanshui Manor, drove his big BMW, and went to find Ye Chen.
Ye Chen also lives in a villa.
However, this villa was still purchased through Xiaoyue as an intermediary from Chairman Chen's friend.
President Chen asked his friends and found out where Ye Chen lived.
Go straight to Ye Chen!
[Sssssss]: "Host, run! President Chen is here to confront you offline!"
[Little White Bird]: "Host, run!"
[Trovsky]: "Host, don't turn off the live broadcast! We want to see who has a higher martial arts score between you and President Chen!"
[Agent Smith]: "Anchor, we have the best hospital here. If you are injured, feel free to come to America for treatment!"
[Agent Jack]: "Anchor, you are our special employee. We have insurance for you, don't worry!"
"Fuck, don't you guys think of me a little bit?" "Someone else said I have insurance in the FBI?"
"If I break my leg, will insurance cover $30?"
"Fuck, who bought me this insurance? Jack, was it you?"
Ye Chen was very angry. Can't you just rely on me to be healthy?
As a result, Jack said—
I insured every part of Ye Chen's body.
If Ye Chen cannot defeat President Chen, we can also pay for his medical expenses.
Ye Chen ignored these bastards and was thinking about how to deal with the matter of President Chen!
Soon, Xiaoyue ran out of Shanshui Manor and rushed towards Ye Chen's house!
"Big Gold Teeth, what should we do?"
Fatty Wang asked in a daze.
"Go!"
"Let's go back to Peking. There's someone waiting for us over there. There's news!"
"I heard there was a big tomb discovered. Let's go take a look."
Big Gold Tooth led Fatty Wang and Hu Bayi and ran away.
Chairman Gu breathed a sigh of relief. Things have changed. Chen Jianguo, you are in trouble this time!
Tingquan saw that Ye Chen had not ended the live broadcast, and President Chen's microphone was disconnected again.
He then connected to Ye Chen again and asked, "Aren't you running away?"
"What are you running for?"
"I am upright and I am not afraid of my shadow being crooked."
"In fifteen days, you and I will compete. Whoever doesn't come will be a grandson!"
Ye Chen said seriously.
This wave of PK will definitely earn you a lot of emotional points!
Tingquan nodded. "Well, I know a few good orthopedic doctors. If you need any help, you can contact me and I'll reserve a bed for you."
"Fuck you."
"Please save a bed for President Chen!"
Ye Chen looked at him with disdain. Lao Deng dared to come to my house. Let me see how I will deal with him.
dong dong dong~~
Dong Dong~~
There was a knock on the door.
Ye Chen was stunned. "This Lao Deng, did he come here by rocket?"
He went to open the door and saw that it was not 'President' Chen, but 'Captain' Chen!
They negotiated in advance for fear that the two sides would fight.
……
Two days later!
Ye Chen started live streaming again.
[Little Protector]: "Hey, host, you're not hurt. There's not a single mark on your face!"
【Sassasa】: "The host's skills are quite impressive!"
[Agent Jack]: "Ye Chen, if you are injured, send me the hospital list and I will reimburse you."
"Screw you! No injuries, no insurance claims!"
"President Chen's issue has been resolved!"
Ye Chen sighed, and with the help of Criminal Police Captain Chen, the two sides sat down to talk.
President Chen believed that the porcelain pieces I sold were real.
Because he really couldn't tell what was wrong with the porcelain!
But, this old calf——
They actually asked me to be the vice president of Chunhua City Antiques Association.
Help identify various antique porcelains.
When there is a meeting, you have to be on call at any time, 凸(艹皿艹)!
Just as Ye Chen was preparing to continue the live broadcast of making some blue and white porcelain.
Xiaoyue suddenly requested to join the live broadcast.
Ye Chen agreed and clicked it.
Xiaoyue pointed the camera at the computer.
A Japanese variety show is playing on the computer, the title is——
"A forum with internet fake celebrity Ye Chen?"
In this variety show.
Seven people sat together and conducted a talk show similar to a symposium.
Ye Chen looked again——
Isn’t this a very popular spoof variety show in Japan!
Many celebrities have been spoofed by them.
This variety show is a program that increases the popularity of celebrities by making fun of them.
In an instant, a bad feeling arose.
In variety shows——
One of them was wearing a mask and had a piece of white A4 paper tied to his head with the words "Ye Chen" written on it. It must be a role-playing performance.
The other six people were not wearing masks.
The host, dressed in a suit and tie, held the microphone and stared at the man who played Ye Chen with disdain, saying in Japanese: "Sir Ye Chen!"
"What are your thoughts on fabricating information? And what about your attempts to gain attention by connecting with various online friends after fabricating information?"
"What is your purpose?"
"Is it to attract girls and hehehe with you?"
"Or is it to attract female celebrities to work with you, and then dance cha-cha together?"
"I see you're a special agent of the FBI. Have you ever thought about spending the night with a blonde female agent?"
The man who played Ye Chen took the microphone, thought for a moment, and then said in Japanese: "The fakery in front of me is just a passing cloud to me!"
"I am determined to counterfeit all the precious things in the world!"
"To demonstrate—"
The host interrupted him, "You can't fake our Japanese yen, right?"
Other guests also said that the Japanese yen has the best anti-counterfeiting ability in the world and it is impossible to forge it.
The host asked the actor who played "Ye Chen" whether he could make Japanese yen and how to make Japanese yen.
His mouth was like a machine gun, asking questions one after another.
“Private Marseille!”
The Japanese actor with the name Ye Chen on his head directly acted out a state of collapse.
He knelt on the ground in a prostrate posture, shouting, "Private Marseille, get around me, I can't do yen!"
"You bastard!"
“Fuck!!!”
The real Ye Chen cursed, "I can't make Japanese Yen? Are you kidding me?"
"That's perfect. Now, I'll make it for you!"
"Asshole, I not only make them, I also sell them!"
(End of this chapter)
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