Immortal I Speedrun Supernatural Game

Chapter 384 Not a buddy, is the sponsor your godmother?
"Don't look at me with those two light bulbs that look like they're about to pop out of their sockets. If you don't understand, I can carve every word on your grave and have someone go to sweep the tomb and read it to you every year on Qingming Festival."

Wu Wang's smile was so bright that it warmed people's hearts.

But his 36-degree Celsius mouth always manages to spew out chilling words.

Nightmare was so angry that his hands were trembling.

He truly never imagined that one day he would encounter a competitor trying to steal his job.

He held the microphone close to Wu Wang's mouth.

He said menacingly, "Do you know how long I've been working here?"

“I hosted all 100 episodes of the Spirit Disaster Joy Show, which is over a hundred years in human terms.”

"I am the most perfect host! My name is known to everyone!"

Do you think the production team would choose a young, inexperienced guy as the host?

"Stop messing around..."

"While you still have a chance to back out, let's pretend you were joking earlier, and then state your wish again..."

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When Nightmare reached this point, his voice abruptly stopped.

I found that no matter what I did, I couldn't open my mouth to say anything more.

He looked back with a slight sense of fear and confusion.

Just then, I saw Princess Pleasure's chaise lounge slowly float down from mid-air.

The other person casually made a zipper-pulling motion with their hand.

It's obvious that He is the one who "silenced" himself.

Amidst the puzzled gazes of the audience and the contestants.

Princess Joy said languidly, "What if I agree? Do you think you're important?"

His voice grew colder and colder, making Nightmare feel as if he had fallen into a freezing ice cellar.

In an instant, the burning gazes of the thousands of spectators around him transformed into cold, venomous snakes flicking their tongues at him in the nightmare's eyes.

It was as if he would be plunged into an endless abyss and suffer a terrible death if he said the wrong thing in the next second.

"Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!"

Nightmare bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

Compared to others, he has hosted so many episodes of the "Disaster Comedy Show".

They naturally understood the influence these three sponsors had over the production team.

Especially the advice from [Princess of Pleasure].

After all, she is not only the biggest sponsor, but the "Desire Sea Spirit Lord" behind her has also provided the production team with many good things.

Of course, the most precious of them, the [Fragments of the Past], has now been stolen by a bandit.

In short, the phrase "Princess of Pleasure" can truly plunge one's career and even one's life into the abyss.

Oh no, now we're stuck in a dilemma, unable to move forward or backward.

This job is definitely going to be ruined today.

Just then, Wu Wang suddenly came up and patted him on the shoulder.

He said cheerfully, "Just kidding, who said I was going to steal your job?"

"I only said I wanted an audition for the 'Disaster Comedy Show,' I didn't say I wanted the host position."

His words relieved Nightmare, but at the same time, they fueled another surge of anger within him.

You're not planning to interview for the host position?

You were just scaring me like that! Was it fun?

Nightmare's face turned red due to the rapid fluctuations in his emotions.

It's not a shy, delicate red, but a warm, gentle red.

"Of course it's fun! Don't you think it's really interesting to see someone who always acts superior suddenly turn into a clown?"

Wu Wang seemed to be able to see through what the nightmare was thinking.

Every word he uttered chilled him to the bone.

Nightmare suddenly realized he was wrong.

This guy might not be human at all; he might be a demon in human skin!
"So what position are you planning to interview for?" [War Lord] asked coldly as he approached.

As one of the sponsors, he naturally has the right to express his opinion.

The Thorn Prince, who was on the Iron Throne next to him, also stood up, intending to listen carefully.

After all, since the start of the "Disaster Comedy Show".

No champion has ever aspired to get an audition for the Joyful Show.

They wanted to know what this kid was thinking.

After thinking it over and over, Wu Wang scratched the back of his head and asked, "Is there any kind of job where I don't need to go to work, or even clock in at the company, and can just wander around outside all day long, basically just hanging around here in name only? Ideally, I could also get a salary and various subsidies. By the way, can I get social insurance and housing fund benefits?"

Upon hearing this, the witch, Wang Xianzhi, and the Mongolian top laner almost couldn't help but swear.

We fucking wanted this kind of job before we even became Necrostic players!
Otherwise, who would want to go to work!
The resentment of working people is greater than that of ghosts!
Are you daydreaming here, kid?
However, Wu Wang was not joking when he said this.

Rather, he had his own considerations.

As a player of the Necropolis, he certainly couldn't be working in the dungeon world all the time.

I don't know why there are such absurd side quests.

To be honest, he had considered whether or not to complete this side quest.

After all, the wish-granting mechanism of the "Disaster Fun Show" is really tempting!
He even considered making a wish for them to help revive his older sister.

But thinking about how the War Lord was just injured by the eldest sister's sword, who knows if this guy will hold a grudge and try some tricks.

Furthermore, considering the previous mechanism where the [Desire Sea Spirit Lord] helped revive others, namely the masquerade ball instance on the Mary, this also brings to mind the previous one.

Wu Wang felt it was best not to let this fun-loving god get involved.

Having recovered what was lost, Wu Wang was terrified of losing his family again.

The eldest sister's resurrection requires utmost caution and care.

As for the desire to become stronger...

To be honest, Wu Wang was also thinking about this problem—

What price must be paid for the wish of the "Spiritual Disaster Joy Show"?
Especially the desire to obtain various powerful abilities directly without any effort.

He has always believed that there's no such thing as a free lunch.

You must give something in return for something to be considered an equal exchange.

So, Gul'dan, what was the price?

In addition, her elder sister had repeatedly warned her that becoming a representative of a certain venerable one or a divine messenger would put her in shackles.

Could I draw a similar analogy, where the power granted to the champion by the Spirit Disaster Joy Show would also impose some kind of shackles on the opponent?
After careful consideration, the decision was finally made.

Wu Wang chose to complete the side quests and did not obtain any power or anything else through his wishes.

His words naturally drew ridicule from the audience and the descendants of the two venerable ones.

"You're just indulging in wishful thinking; you should let nightmares make it happen in your dreams..."

"Yes, I believe such a position exists."

However, before the War Lord could finish mocking Wu Wang...

The "Princess of Pleasure," reclining on the chaise lounge, uttered these shocking words with her eyes half-closed.

"What are you talking about?" [War Lord] immediately frowned in confusion and said, "The Calamity Fun Show is an important part of our publicity, how could there be such a frivolous position? What's the point of keeping useless people around?"

But Princess Joy only smiled slightly.

After snapping his fingers, a piece of paper and pen appeared out of thin air in front of Wu Wang.

The document was covered with various terms and conditions, with only a pitiful blank space in the corner, seemingly waiting for someone to sign their name.

His voice was like the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, or like the siren that lured sailors to run aground with her song.

He said unhurriedly, "There is a position called 'Collector,' which allows you to roam freely in various worlds. All you need to do is submit the stories you collect to the production team periodically. You don't need to be present at the show. How about it? If you're satisfied, just sign here and the interview will begin."

"The interview requirements are also very simple—just submit two compelling stories within five days."

Wu Wang raised an eyebrow and looked at Princess Huan Yu.

He felt that the big boss's words, translated, meant—

I can give you a job, but you have to find me some fun right away. By the way, the main job of this job is to find me some fun.

The War Lord next to him couldn't help but burst into curses:

"What kind of lousy collector is this! I've never even heard of that position before!"

Nightmare shook his head in confusion, indicating that he had never heard of such a position in the program.

Unexpectedly, Princess Pleasure laughed:
"I created this position on the spot just 26 seconds ago. Any objections?"

"Don't forget, you still have to take me to see your father. Be careful I don't speak ill of you to Him."

Upon hearing this, the War Lord's anger immediately subsided.

I almost forgot that I lost a bet before.

He certainly didn't want this madman to cause any trouble when he took him to meet the Venerable One of Chaos, who was also his creator. An audience should be sacred and inviolable!

They should be devout and full of faith!
He simply couldn't believe that Princess Pleasure was acting so nonchalantly when she met Lord Desire!
However, the War Lord had no idea.

The other party does not need to pay an audience at all.

He is the consciousness of the deity of desire.

Seeing the War Lord's discomfiture, the Thorn Prince couldn't stop grinning from ear to ear.

He wouldn't argue with "Princess Pleasure" over something like this.

Anyway, it doesn't matter if we give this human a vacant position. Can't such a huge spiritual disaster entertainment show support one human?

But just as he was laughing happily...

Princess Joy turned her face to him and smiled kindly:

"He didn't say you, right?"

"Those who are obsessed with physical torture will never be able to see the true meaning of suffering."

"I really don't know what the purpose of their creation was? Did they expect a bunch of good-for-nothings like you to one day achieve the position of Venerable One?"

The Thorn Prince, bewildered after being inexplicably scolded, sat back on the Iron Throne in silence.

His face was so gloomy, as if someone owed him a million dollars.

But he did not react.

After all, he really didn't want to get involved with the "Princess of Pleasure".

Wu Wang, sitting in the audience, almost couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

The big boss is absolutely insane with killing.

It was almost visible to the naked eye that He harbored a strong aversion to the other Venerables and even their creations.

No wonder she was so enthusiastic when she heard in the town of Aiguy that she planned to turn the High Priest of Pain into His follower.

I don't know if it's only the big boss who's like this, or if all the venerable ones are this hostile to each other.

"Hmm? Is there anything else you're not satisfied with?"

Wu Wang remained silent for a long time before signing the contract.

Princess Joy leaned closer and asked, squinting her eyes.

Wu Wang, who had been tempted by His desires countless times.

In addition, I'm almost developing PTSD from the word "contract".

He shook his head and said, "Sorry, I've been having a bit of an allergic reaction to contracts lately, so I can't sign anything."

"I only need substantive proof of employment."

Upon hearing this, everyone looked on incredulously.

What is he saying? "I won't sign!"
With the contract laid out right in front of them, who would dare to refuse "Princess of Pleasure" to her face?
The Warlord and the Thorn Prince exchanged knowing smiles.

If nothing unexpected happens, this human will either have their wish fulfilled or be in the process of obtaining that wish.

You'll definitely be tortured beyond recognition by the [Princess of Pleasure].

They really understood this crazy, entertaining guy.

The witch couldn't help but nudge Wu Wang with her elbow.

Tell him to watch his words and actions.

After all, even if the person in front of him wasn't a Venerable One, he was still someone Wu Wang couldn't contend with.

Moreover, you are merely the "Son of Desire," not the spokesperson for "Desire."

Working under the same respected figure, the other party, being his descendant, naturally receives far more authority than you.

Aren't you afraid of offending the "Princess of Pleasure" and then getting back at her?

However, just when everyone thought the "Princess of Pleasure" was about to lose her temper...

He casually waved his hand and obliterated the contract.

A single strand of hair slowly fell from that alluring body.

It drifted precisely onto the shadow of Wu's demise.

It then melted and seeped in like a liquid.

In an instant, Wu Wang felt as if he had been branded with some kind of mark.

The grayish-white, wavy "mark of desire" on my wrist seemed to flow with a life of its own.

He suddenly felt a strange sense of belonging to this place.

It felt as reassuring as returning to a familiar home.

Princess Joy said calmly, "From now on, the Spirit Disaster Joy Show will be your anchor point."

"Human, you will have the ability to travel between reality and another world."

"Of course, how you get to different other worlds depends on your own abilities."

As soon as he finished speaking, a black, viscous liquid, like ocean waves, appeared out of thin air and surged forth.

Wrap His body, along with the chaise longue, in it.

The next second, the black seawater evaporated and disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Princess Joy has also disappeared.

He is gone.

But it left a group of bewildered viewers who didn't know what to do.

There were also two descendants of the Venerable Ones whose eyes were practically popping out of their sockets.

And the witch, her mouth slightly open as if she wanted to say something but hesitated.

Finally, the witch couldn't help but exclaim, "Holy crap! Are you even human? Are you sure you're not the illegitimate son of the Pleasure Princess?"

Why do I feel this inexplicable doting affection from her? She even managed to hold back her temper when I rejected her to her face just now?

Today, the widow of this "Holy Child of Desire" has brought me far too many shocks.

The witch even vaguely saw the shadow of an old acquaintance in this guy.

Back then, the opponent relied on sheer strength to conquer one nightmare-level dungeon after another.

I myself cannot understand why humans are able to achieve this level of skill.

Now she even suspects that the widow might not be human anymore...

Nightmare felt like her brain was about to shut down.

Dude! What exactly did our sponsors see in you?!

I'm just creating a temporary position for you again.

It's another unconditional effort to create anchor points for you.

Did you secretly meet Princess Pleasure somewhere and become her godmother?

Otherwise, it wouldn't make sense why the other party values ​​you so much!
The witch's words also raised questions in the minds of the other two descendants of the Venerable Ones.

This was the first time they had ever seen Princess Pleasure so easy to talk to.

What is it about this human that makes them worthy of the other person's affection?
Could it be that he really has something special about him?
Under the gaze of countless eyes.

Wu Wang had unspeakable bitterness in his heart.

Do you guys really think it's unconditional?

The job the big boss usually makes me do is destroy the world to grow seeds!
Destroying the world, you understand? BOOM!

I may seem to be riding high, but in reality, I'm walking on thin ice!
Who knows when you might misbehave and the other party might just turn their back on you?

As someone who enjoys entertainment, I know best the troubles that come with it.

Everything He did was according to His own will.

Living with the king is like living with a tiger!

On the other hand, he seems to have figured out what the benefits of this side quest are.

According to the big boss's explanation—

Doesn't that mean I can enter the instance world from reality at any time?

Instead of being passively pulled into dungeons, you can enter whichever dungeon you want!

You can specifically choose dungeons to obtain the items or skills you need!
This is really like running dungeons and farming materials in an online game.

Before he could even rejoice, Wu Wang realized another problem—

Wait a minute... doesn't that mean...?

Does this mean I'll have to work for the big boss anytime, anywhere?
So that's why he helped me! What a petty person!

I can hear you!

Don't forget you'll have to come and pay your respects to the space later.

"..."

"Desire is great, no need to say more."

(End of this chapter)