Immortal I Speedrun Supernatural Game

Chapter 349 What's on my head?

"Open your mouth, the little airplane is coming, ah~"

In the blink of an eye, Wu Wang had already walked to the woman lying on the ground.

They even forcibly pried open the mouth of someone who was still spouting foam.

The bag of "tetramine" was about to be poured in.

Wang Xianzhi was about to step forward to stop him.

Then I heard bursts of violent coughing.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Then the unconscious witch spat out a fishbone from her throat. Strangely, the fishbone was not the usual milky white or translucent color.

Instead, it shimmers with a strange metallic luster, and even seems to sparkle in the sunlight.

The witch, who had spat out the strange fishbone, gradually regained her rosy complexion, and after a few heavy coughs, her breathing became slightly more stable.

She groggily opened her eyes and happened to meet Wu Wang's gaze.

Just as she was about to say something, she was shocked to find that the other person's hand was still pinching the sides of her mouth.

"Who are you? What do you intend to do to me?" The witch's tone wasn't particularly surprised.

But as she awoke, the ground around her began to shake, as if some enormous creature was moving about on the ground.

Wang Xian subconsciously thought of the previous rat swarm and looked at the wooden house behind the witch.

Damn it! Could this shapeshifting witch be keeping a swarm of rats in her own home?

She was able to wreak havoc in the wilderness because the wasteland was open enough and the rat horde was only coming from a distance, allowing her to bombard them with impunity.

But right now, it's practically within arm's reach.

If a swarm of rats were to emerge from the wooden house.

Even if Wang Xianzhi immediately equipped himself with a mecha, he would not be able to carry out an effective bombing, and the power of the missile explosion might also affect Wu Wang and herself.

Before she could rush forward and grab Wu Wang, she retreated from the forest.

The commotion from the wooden house had completely stunned Wang Xianzhi.

Good news—no rat swarm has emerged.

The bad news is that the cabin has been erected.

Holy crap! Tell me what it means for a log cabin to stand up?!
To Wang Xianzhi's astonishment, the wooden house rose from the ground, its winding, twisting old tree roots serving as its legs, and its dense branches trembling like exposed blood vessels.

Because Wu Wang was holding the witch's mouth while standing at the door of the wooden house, he was lifted into the air and reached a height that allowed him to overlook the entire forest.

The wooden house seemed to have come to life, like the ancient war tree in a Warcraft game. The open door in front of Wu Wang was like its gaping maw, ready to devour the guy who had offended the witch.

At this tense moment.

Wu Wang's expression remained unchanged.

He simply said, "Oh, I'm just passing by. I saw you fainted, so I thought I'd give you some medicine to treat you."

The witch looked at the words "Poisonous Rat Poison" and said coldly, "Isn't this rat poison?"

"Hey! Look at what you're saying. Isn't rat poison medicine? Medicine is used to treat illnesses, so rat poison is naturally used to treat rats." Wu Wang was still being stubborn.

The witch's lips twitched: "But I'm a human, not a rat."

Wu shrugged at this.

"Oh, then I took the wrong one."

"Wait a minute, this is the real cure, it's especially good for treating difficult and complicated diseases. Like the situation you just had, where you were foaming at the mouth and trembling all over, just drink a sip and the trembling will stop, and you'll be able to sleep soundly."

After saying that, he put the "Rat Poison" back into his pocket and took out another ceramic bottle.

It clearly reads "【Crane's Crest Red】".

Damn! This stuff will definitely stop the shaking! How can a dead person shake?
It wasn't just sleeping soundly, it was peacefully sleeping, wasn't it?
Wang Xianzhi, under the wooden hut, had already begun to pray, hoping that this Holy Son of Desire truly had the ability to protect himself.

Making fun of witches at a time like this.

What a madman!
She knew very well that almost every witch in this world possessed incredibly powerful abilities; calling them walking, talking nuclear bombs wouldn't be an exaggeration.

Take this wooden house monster, for example.

Wang Xianzhi suspected that it wasn't just the wooden house that could stand up; perhaps... the entire forest could also rise up and become a monster tide under the other party's power.

That would truly be a power capable of destroying a castle in an instant.

But unexpectedly—

The witch's face remained lifeless.

She simply picked up the fishbone she had coughed up from the ground.

After examining it closely for a moment.

Her hand suddenly swelled up, becoming as thick and powerful as a bear's paw, and crushed the fishbone to pieces in one swift motion, before returning to the normal size of a human hand in the blink of an eye.

It was obvious that the person in front of her was definitely a shapeshifting witch.

Then she looked at Wu Wang.

He said through gritted teeth, "Witcher... I have a job for you, are you willing to take it?"

"I can brew any kind of transformation potion you need!"

The Witcher's distinctive features, such as white hair and amber cat eyes, are indeed common knowledge throughout the Wasteland.

Furthermore, it is common knowledge that in addition to hunting corrupted demons for rewards, witchers also take on all sorts of commissions.

They will accept requests from humans, witches, and even monsters that can communicate with humans, depending on the circumstances.

It's actually quite rare to find someone like Jessie, a witch hunter who harbors a deep-seated hatred for witches because of her grandmother.

Of course, the shapeshifter was unaware of this.

She simply thought Wu Wang was an ordinary witcher who had entered the forest in search of a shapeshifting potion.

"Oh? I'd like to hear the details."

Wu Wang pretended to listen attentively, then casually drank the poison he had taken out in one gulp, even smacking his lips as if he wanted more.

Well, I didn't revive after being poisoned to death, and I didn't even show any signs of being poisoned.

It seems the Witcher's resistance to poison is stronger than I thought.

You should know that this poison was stolen by Wu Wang from the secret room of the troupe leader's alchemy pavilion in the previous episode of "Anecdotes of the Pear Garden".

Although it bears the same name as the one in martial arts novels, "Crane's Crest Red".

In reality, its toxicity far exceeds that of anything that can be refined in the real world.

It's almost like you'll die from the poison the moment you drink it; don't ask Wu Wang how he knew.

He had a sip at home.

All I can say is that it's awesome!

Rustling——

Vines grew rapidly on the wooden house's legs, which resembled towering ancient trees, and in an instant, they formed a platform for standing.

The platform slowly moved horizontally in front of Wang Xianzhi.

She tentatively stepped onto it.

Then, like an elevator, she was lifted up and taken to the door of the wooden house to meet up with Wu Wang.

Only then did the witch speak, continuing, "A combination of a witcher and a nobleman... that's quite rare."

"Go to a small coastal town called Innsmouth and investigate what's wrong with the Deep Ones there."

"After the deed is done, each person will receive a bottle of customized transformation potion. No matter what you want your partner to become, the details of each part can be adjusted."

Wu Wang was stunned when he heard this.

Of course, what stunned him wasn't the town with the same name from a certain mythological figure.

It was the other person's last sentence.

"Um...excuse me, what do you mean by changing your partner's appearance and even adjusting the details of their body parts?" he asked, frowning.

This question surprised the shapeshifting witch. She pushed open the door of the wooden house and pointed to the wooden wall directly opposite, or more precisely, the picture frames on the wall.

With a strange expression, he asked, "You didn't know I make money by customizing XP systems? Then why are you looking for me?"

Wu Wang looked in the direction she was pointing.

The framed photos on the wall are all of shapeshifting witches with various different people and monsters.

Um... wait a minute, it doesn't seem to be a monster.

Upon closer inspection, the monsters in the photos mostly possess some humanoid features, with the majority being female.

There's a succubus with a turbulent, furry goat's head and a human body; a wolf with a wolf's head and a human body, exuding a heroic aura; a lizard girl covered in scales but with a curvaceous figure; and an orca girl with white and black stripes, soaking in a water tank...

Without exception, these beings resemble both humans and animals in appearance.

They are quite similar to Sister Sheep and Sister Snake, whom I saw at the welfare home during the previous Xie Zhi incident.

Damn! Why are they all Fu Rui?!
I never expected that the plot I wrote about in the book would actually be seen with my own eyes here.

That's really fucking ridiculous.

Wu Wang sighed, rubbing his forehead.

Damn, how many players have changed this world?!

He didn't believe that these strange things were things that originally existed in the medieval context.

"Ha, those male mortals are really strange. They clearly have feelings of love for the opposite sex among their own kind, yet they wish even more for them to become these beast-like, human-like beings." The witch couldn't help but shake her head and say, "The key is that their partners don't even object?"

"To be honest, if they weren't all mortals, I would even suspect that these guys might have some kind of druidic blood."

"It's like..."

"You're the same."

Upon hearing this, Wang Xianzhi also cast a strange glance at Wu Wang.

This guy... isn't just a Witcher?
He's actually a Druid?!
Wu Wang, whose bloodline identity was revealed by the shapeshifting witch, did not react excessively. He simply raised an eyebrow and asked, "How did you figure that out?"

The shapeshifting witch scoffed disdainfully.

"Hmph! You underestimate me too much. My research on biology is so advanced that I can even make the characteristics of different animals appear in the same species, and still preserve the bloodline's reproductive function to pass it on."

“I could smell the druidic blood in your veins as soon as I woke up.”

"But as far as I know, there is only one dragon fetishist left in the world, living on the northern ice mountain. Other than that, the druids died a few years ago in the Witch Forest of the neighboring Vya Castle."

"You...are she her descendant?"

This single sentence reveals the origin of the fall of Wu.

It seems this shapeshifting witch might even know Jessie's grandmother, Victoria.

Most of them have a pretty good relationship.

Otherwise, if she were one of the witches that Grandma Victoria dealt with.

The moment Wu Wang was recognized, the ancient tree monster in the wooden house should have torn him to pieces.

“Wait a minute, multiple animal characteristics are fused together…” Wu Wang’s gaze fell on the pollution demon in the corner.

The other party doesn't know what's wrong.

It was lying on the ground like a puppy that had been raised for a long time.

It was as if they were being suppressed by some kind of bloodline, unable to even feel fear, only being docile and obedient.

The shapeshifting witch said nonchalantly, "Oh, these are the things. I created them two hundred years ago when I was doing research. A few escaped from the cabin, and later they developed into a population, so I left them alone."

Pollution Demon: "..."

Holy crap! My ancestors are right in front of me!

Wu Wang remained silent for a moment.

He sighed and said, "Let's talk about the town of Innsmouth instead."

He was afraid that if he kept asking, he would uncover even more tricks up the sleeve of this shapeshifting witch.

He now reasonably suspects that the changes to Wasteland XP may truly have nothing to do with players.

This witch may have set a bad precedent.

"How did you end up fainting at the cabin door? What was that fishbone thing just now? What anomalies are we investigating about the Deep Ones for you?"

Wu Wang asked a series of key questions.

The shapeshifting witch waved her hand, causing several slender vines to grow inside the cabin, rolling up the messy things inside and putting them back in their proper places.

Without turning his head, he said, "Do you think brewing potions is an easy thing?"

"The materials I need come from almost every remote corner of the wasteland, and each one is rare and precious. Among them, the relatively common one is—[Deep Diver Fishbone]."

"Because the bones of Deep Ones are highly malleable and have good magical absorption properties, and are not prone to magical conflicts with other materials, basically every bottle of Transformation Potion needs to be mixed with some bone powder made from fish bones as a harmonizing agent."

Having said that, the shapeshifting witch took a glass bottle from the vine-woven frame.

It was filled with a clear liquid containing several almost translucent, dark blue fish bones.

Wu Wang and Wang Xianzhi immediately noticed that the contents of the bottle were significantly different from the fishbone that the shapeshifting witch had coughed up earlier.

“Metallic texture…the fish bones in this bottle don’t have that metallic texture,” Wang Xianzhi said slowly.

The shapeshifting witch nodded.

Pointing to the pile of strange fish bones she had crushed on the ground, she said coldly, "These fish bones are a trap someone set to harm me."

"Before it's ground into bone meal, it's no different from any other fish bone."

"But once it's made into a magic potion and drunk, it will inexplicably absorb magic power, re-condense into a fishbone, and begin to cause damage in the stomach."

Wu Wang examined the size of the fishbone.

Then I looked at the shapeshifting witch.

Even if I hadn't accidentally lifted her head and coughed out the fishbone just now, this little thing probably wouldn't have killed her, right?

It seems they saw through Wu Wang's thoughts.

The shapeshifting witch rolled her eyes and said, "Of course I won't die from such a clumsy trap. I'll just suffer for a few minutes. Otherwise, do you really think I've wasted my hundreds of years of life?"

"The key point is that my clients are mostly ordinary people! I still have so many customized XP orders to complete in the wasteland!"

"If they drink the potion and die, won't my reputation be ruined?"

"This must have been done by someone in the same industry!"

"What a vicious business war!"

There were so many things to complain about that Wu Wang didn't know where to begin.

How come this is a mix of magic and reality?
This business battle is truly unpretentious.

The two remained silent.

The shapeshifting witch continued, "So, I'd like to ask you to go to the origin of the [Stalker's Fishbone] material, to the town of Innsmouth, to see what exactly happened to the supplier."

"You just need to investigate the truth of the matter; I'll handle the problem myself."

"So, will you take this order?"

Seeing that the other party looked pale with anger at their business rival.

Wu Wang pondered for a moment.

She got up and pulled Wang Xianzhi to a corner.

I crouched down and quietly asked her, "Did you notice?"

"What did you notice?" Wang Xianzhi frowned, puzzled.

As the person in charge of Sego Castle, she already knew about the shapeshifting sorceress's customized XP Fury potion.

After all, there are quite a few people in Sego Castle who have turned their partners into Furry.

To distinguish these pets from certain large pets, she promoted the "Large Pet Ownership Certificate" to prove whether the pet in your home is a companion or a pet.

The shapeshifting witch's story didn't seem to have any flaws! What exactly does this widow want me to discover?
Wu Wang looked at her with an expression as if she were an idiot.

Pointing to the top of his head, he said, "Didn't you see the protagonist's halo above my head? It's shining brightly!"

Wang Xianzhi: "..."

Damn retarded!

Is this some kind of adolescent delusion?

Why is the protagonist's halo suddenly appearing?

"Can you be a little more normal..."

Before he could finish speaking, Wang Xianzhi stood frozen in place.

She suddenly understood.

That's it! That's the key flaw in the "widow's finger" deception!

(End of this chapter)