Chapter 367 What a joke!!! (6K, -in-) (Edited and re-adjusted)
St. Elizabeth's Mental Hospital.

The medical record shows that Patient No. 1 is a pica sufferer.

“Why is meat not allowed?”

"Bacon."

Zhuang Boshi said in a friendly manner.

"Is it because you eat too much, or is it because—"

"You don't care about food or drink."

"Because.Because"

Patient No. 1's shoulders kept shaking, and gradually, he let out a strange laugh: "Raw meat is so delicious."

“Thigh meat is the toughest, breast fat is the sweetest, and brain is the most tender.”

"But I like the doctor's flesh the best. It smells like disinfectant and formalin. It's the best!"

“Hehehe…hahahaha!!!”

He turned his head suddenly, and Zhuang Boshi narrowed his eyes slightly.

Only half of the man's face was left.

He stared at Zhuang Boshi and smiled strangely.

Zhuang Boshi's face darkened. "You're so perverted! You actually like the smell of disinfectant and formalin."

"Forget it, a doctor is kind-hearted. I forgive your offense."

"Next, add twenty minutes to the electrotherapy room!"

Patient No. 1 suddenly raised a metal fork, thrust it into his right eye, and then pulled it out.

His eyeballs and tendons were pulled out, but he stuffed them into his mouth and chewed them as if he didn't feel any pain.

While chewing, it made a creepy sound.

"Hahaha, electrotherapy is good too!"

“It has a nice sizzling texture.”

"Ah!" Zhuang Boshi touched his forehead and shouted, "Where's the nurse? What's going on?"

"How could you leave such a sharp object in the ward?"

"Now the patient is harming himself, you all should deduct my salary!!!"

Patient No. 1 continued to laugh strangely with blood all over his mouth: "Doctor, do you know?"

"My favorite way to eat is to lie on someone and eat them raw!"

At this moment, the male patient suddenly jumped up!
He rushed towards Zhuang Boshi like a wild beast!

Snapped!
The next second, the patient evenly painted every corner of the room like paint.

Except for the door where Zhuang Boshi was standing.

"He's a bit weak. He really is a psychopath. I thought he had some special skills."

Zhuang Boshi shook his head and wrote a line on the medical record.

[The patient's pica has been cured through physical therapy. Also, please ask the cleaner to come.]

At the moment of contact, Zhuang Boshi felt an unusual force erupting from the patient.

It is somewhat similar to the cursed energy in him, but purer and colder.

It was not ordinary resentment or hatred, but was very similar to the supernatural feeling of the doctor in the pre-examination room.

After the patient's body was shattered, the power did not disappear, but returned to the hospital.

It's getting more and more interesting.

Finally came into contact with the background of this world.

next.

Captive syndrome.

Zhuang Boshi shook his head and looked at the child who was split in half lengthwise.

Write it down in the medical record.

The patient was successfully divided into two parts through surgery. The patient is very satisfied. Also, please ask the cleaner to come.

Next, several dangerous patients mentioned by the head nurse were successfully cured by Zhuang Boshi through physical therapy.

For example, burning a black man who is afraid of the dark into charcoal, beating a manic student to a pulp, and forcibly reassigning a woman with multiple personalities who thinks she is a man.

The patients I treated were cured and discharged immediately, and there were no medical disputes.

Every patient gave him high praise.

However, Zhuang Boshi stood at the door of the last room.

The last one is what the head nurse tells the most dangerous patients.

The pathological condition is quite interesting.

Patient 6, male, 27 years old, suffering from walking corpse syndrome, cognitive impairment, depression, and bipolar disorder.

The patient believed that his internal organs had developed independent consciousness and had completely left his chest cavity. He was just an empty shell without any internal organs. He had long been dead and the world he saw was just an illusion.

[This patient is extremely dangerous. Do not believe what he says and do not get close to him.]

Please let him take five black pills.

This is the only one of the six patients who does not have a name.

Zhuang Boshi pushed the door gently, but it was not locked and made a creaking sound.

What hit my nose was a rotten and bloody smell.

A skinny man sat on the bed like a corpse.

His chest and abdomen collapsed, and his chest was pressed against his back in the physical sense, as if his internal organs did not exist.

The corpse-like eyes did not move.

As if sensing someone coming in, Patient No. 6 slowly said, "I'm sorry, we don't have anything to treat you here."

"You're so polite." Zhuang Bo looked around the ward.

"Excuse me, patient, what is your name?"

He turned his head mechanically, his eyes devoid of color.

"name."

"Should I have a name?"

Zhuang Boshi walked up to him and looked at him with a smile.

“Everyone has a name.”

Patient No. 6 thought for a moment before slowly saying, "I only remember that my last name is Zhang."

Still a Chinese.

"Okay, Mr. Zhang." Zhuang Boshi looked around.

"Why do you feel like your internal organs have developed consciousness and left?"

There were incomprehensible graffiti everywhere on the walls and floor of the ward.

And written all over the walls in dried blood.

who I am.

who I am.

"Because it's true, doctor," Patient No. 6 said lifelessly.

Zhuang Boshi smiled and said, "But I see your internal organs are still inside your body."

"It's just an illusion, a fantasy." Patient No. 6 said calmly, "Perhaps it would be more accurate to say it's a dream. You must be in a dream, right?"

The smile on Zhuang Boshi's face slowly faded. This was the first patient who discovered that he was in a dream.

"Since you realize you are in a dream, why don't you wake up?" Zhuang Boshi said.

"Because this dream is more real than the real world, I can't tell the difference, I really can't tell the difference." Patient No. 6 said distressedly.

"I have tried my best to follow his instructions. Otherwise, I will lose myself more and more and become unlike myself."

Zhuang Boshi withdrew his gaze and asked, "Him?"

"In the entire hospital, apart from the patients, there's only him." Patient No. 6 said in a deep voice, "You should have seen him."

Is he talking about the head nurse?
No, Zhuang Boshi realized that "he" was most likely the man who did not exist in the rules and claimed to be the dean.

"Why is there only the head nurse in the entire hospital besides you?" Zhuang Boshi said.

"Is she the head nurse this time..." Patient No. 6 muttered to himself.

Zhuang Boshi raised his eyebrows and asked, "What do you mean?"

Patient No. 6 was silent for a moment.

He sighed and said, "Do you believe that I am a mental patient?"

Zhuang Boshi did not answer.

Patient No. 6 continued, "I think they believe it. Humans are good at forming preconceived notions. The first information they receive, they will be given more trust."

"She told you that I was a patient, but who do you think is more suspicious?" Patient No. 6 suddenly looked up at him.

There was something wrong with the head nurse. Zhuang Boshi couldn't describe that face unless he tried very hard to recall it.

You have to know that he is at the fourth level of the Golden Core Stage. If it were Zheng Zha, his brain might have crashed like a curly-haired baboon.

"I don't care who he is. I'm going to meet him later anyway."

Zhuang Boshi said calmly: "I am more interested in you now. Do you want me to help you escape from this hospital?"

"Escape?" the man said distressedly.

"You can't escape."

He stood up and walked to the wall.

Use your fingers to begin scraping away the wall plaster.

There was blood under the scraped-off wall plaster.

All the coagulated blood was hidden under the newly painted wall.

There was a faint strange smell in the air, and an outline gradually appeared where the scraping was done.

And the look of that outline.

It's clearly a human face.

It was the face of Patient No. 6, horrified, desperate, and terrified.

"Look, doctor."

Patient No. 6 turned his head and looked at Zhuang Boshi expressionlessly.

"The walls of the hospital are filled with my body."

"Every time I tried to escape, he killed me and built me ​​into the wall."

“The next day, I would wake up from the pre-examination room and be assigned to a ward again.”

"Every time I die, I lose a part of myself and sink deeper."

"In the end, I even forgot my own name."

Zhuang Boshi wasn't surprised at all: "I saw it a long time ago."

"I thought it was the unique style of some psychotic artist, so I didn't pay much attention to it."

"Besides, you're not bad either. You actually escaped thirteen times."

Inside the wall, thirteen bodies of Patient No. 6 were piled up.

Zhuang Boshi thought of the thirteen rules of the Rule Tales.

The connection is subtle.

It is very likely that the patient in front of us is the one who fumbled and wrote down the thirteen rules.

To try out a rule for one life is, in a sense, also a ruthless person.

And this rule is obviously for him to see, because every time he dies, he will lose some of his memory.

Patient No. 6 obviously did not expect such an answer.

He said with some regret: "Has it been thirteen times?"

"It's a pity I can't remember."

There was some sadness in his dark and deep pupils. He looked at Zhuang Boshi seriously and said, "This world exists because of him."

“The hospital is the center of the world.”

"I can't escape. In this game of doctor and patient, I will always be just a mental patient."

"Then the question is, are you a human being now, or are you half human, half ghost like the thing built into the wall?" Zhuang Boshi asked curiously.

Patient No. 6's eyes dimmed, as if he had suddenly turned into a corpse.

"Doctor, do you think I'm a human being?"

"Or a ghost?"

"How come you're the one asking me questions now?" Zhuang Boshi smiled.

"You haven't answered my question yet, Patient Six."

clang!clang!clang!
Patient No. 6 opened his mouth and was about to speak, but his face changed drastically when he heard the bell ring.

He placed his finger to the center of his lips, silencing him.

soon……

Zhuang Boshi heard footsteps in the corridor outside.

He glanced at the clock.

Ten thirty.

Half an hour has passed since the end time set by the head nurse.

An hour and a half has passed since the lights-out time stipulated in the rules.

Therefore, the person coming to check now should be the legendary hospital security guard.

"Don't open the door!" Patient No. 6 was about to warn, but he saw Zhuang Boshi had already opened the door. The lights outside had been turned off at some point, leaving only the safety signs in the corridor still glowing dimly green.

At this moment, footsteps were heard in the dark corridor.

Thump—thump—

This sound is the dragging of boots.

Very heavy.

As footsteps sounded, darkness like fog covered this direction.

The green lights in the corridor quickly went out.

Until it eroded the room where patient number six, Zhuang Boshi, was staying.

It was pitch black and dark, and Zhuang Boshi looked back.

Patient No. 6 disappeared at some point, as if he had never existed.

Darkness is not pure darkness, but a special field skill.

This reminded him of a word.

demon.

Zhuang Boshi walked directly into the dark corridor.

Before my eyes, someone was slowly walking towards me from the dark corner.

It was a tall man with his head lowered, his face unclear, and he was wearing a dirty black uniform.

Of course, Zhuang Boshi could tell that the person in front of him was an evil spirit.

A rotting body, tattered clothes, and the ability to form a ghost domain similar to a realm.

It's really a vicious ghost.

But it was strange that Zhuang Boshi just stood straight in front of the evil ghost, but the evil ghost did not attack him.

Instead, he just limped slowly towards him.

The pace was slow, but the footsteps were very even.

As if it was set up mechanically.

Zhuang Boshi did not act rashly, but just looked at the evil spirit.

The black uniform had a stand-up collar, the armband was a dirty inverted "swastika", and there was a flying eagle cap badge on the head.

It turned out to be the SS uniform of the Third Reich during World War II.

Judging from the epaulettes, he is a high-ranking official.

In a modern hospital, the evil ghost of the SS unexpectedly appeared.

This is really outrageous.

Although the man and the ghost were facing each other, they were less than three meters apart.

But the evil spirit still did not attack him, but walked towards him slowly step by step.

Until he passed by him.

That moment.

Zhuang Boshi's pupils suddenly shrank to the size of needles.

That perfect heart instantly turned into blood mist.

When the shadow of death climbed up the back of the neck from the end of the spine, what exploded in the ears was not the buzzing sound of foreboding, but the crisp sound of bursting bones and tendons.

This body, which was carrying the fourth-order gene lock and the protection of the Wanjie Golden Pill, had all its protections torn apart at the moment of the attack by the law of death.

This is the rule of death!
"Cough cough!"

Zhuang Boshi half-knelt on the ground, his five fingers digging into the ground, and dark blood dripped from his mouth and nose to the ground.

The vital organs were now carbonizing into charred rotten flesh at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The blood foam that flowed from his throat had a smell of rust, and the moment it hit the ground, it emitted a foul-smelling smoke, making him look like an evil ghost crawling out of the underworld.

These are just physical injuries. What is more deadly than physical injuries is the fatal attack that directly strikes the source of life.

He felt that his health bar was reduced to only one third in an instant.

If he wasn't at the fourth level, if he wasn't at the golden elixir level.

This time he's really dead!

This curse ignores any defense and strikes directly at the source.

Even if it is an ordinary third level.

It will definitely cause instant death.

"What a joke!" Zhuang Boshi was really annoyed this time.

He has always explored the hospital in a very relaxed and joking manner.

He started out in the world of The Grudge and made his first fortune from evil spirits.

No one in the Zhongzhou team knows more about evil spirits than him.

A ghost is a ghost.

The great curse spirit in the world of the Grudge has become a top-level evil spirit.

But no matter how powerful a ghost is, it is nothing more than a collection of negative energy.

The amazing soul system reaching the Demon King level is already the pinnacle of evil spirits.

Even a demon-level ghost couldn't inflict real damage on him instantly, deducting two-thirds of his blood.

Moreover, this old Nazi ghost has no soul aura, and even his curses and femininity are not outstanding.

But it was just an ordinary evil spirit and an ordinary attack.

He almost died.

It's like Yujiro is walking on the street with his hands in his pockets, and a kid is shooting at him with a water gun.

But what shot out from it was like a plasma cannon.

how is this possible! !
Any random evil spirit has the ability to severely injure a fourth-level enemy and kill a third-level enemy?
What kind of world is this? Even the Warhammer world is not this scary!

Zhuang Boshi immediately turned his head around, and the evil ghost had turned around at some point.

A withered arm was raised and pointing at him.

It looks like a very shocking military salute in the 1930s and 1940s.

Combined with the German military uniform, Zhuang Boshi instantly understood that this evil ghost was saluting.

Nazi salute!
The evil ghost did not react to Zhuang Boshi's actions, and there was no emotion in its empty eyes.

But after Zhuang Boshi turned around, the deadly aura of death disappeared in an instant, and the evil ghost slowly lowered his arms.

Zhuang Boshi suddenly thought of the sixth rule.

If you encounter a security guard, please face him and step back.

You can't turn your back to him, otherwise he will kill you instantly.

The rules are indeed correct!

After the ghost in military uniform lowered his arms, he slowly continued to walk towards him again.

Ding, ding.

It was the sound of Nazi boots pounding the ground.

It has no other means of attack, and can only kill by instantly saluting and killing when the person's back is turned.

Monotonous, boring and rigid.

Apart from its terrifying ghost-like appearance, it actually looks more like a killing robot.

In addition, this is a dark ghost den that is similar to a domain and is enough to interfere with the vision of his divine eyes.

Zhuang Boshi already had a very bad guess in his mind.

To verify this guess, a slash swept across.

The evil spirit didn't move.

Although there was a wound on the evil ghost's waist and abdomen that had torn through his body, he did not fall down, but continued to move forward.

The upper and lower body seemed to be bound by an invisible force.

No, it was the entire body that was bound by an invisible force.

"No way, it shouldn't be that serious." Zhuang Boshi's face looked very ugly.

He took a deep breath, and suddenly the golden spear pierced into the body of the evil ghost.

The fire of divine power began to burn on the evil ghost.

He twisted his Spear of Judgment deeply, and although the evil spirit was burned dry by the holy flame, it did not die.

Zhuang Boshi covered his forehead and looked at the evil ghost that was stuck in the ground and kept twisting.

Although this spear comes from a common item like the Spear of Judgment, it is actually a replica of the Spear of Langsnuki.

After besieging Set, his body was stained with the blood of the god Set.

In the evaluation system of the main god space, it is definitely not inferior to ordinary A-level magic weapons.

Not to mention a fierce ghost like Kayako, even a curse king like Sukuna would definitely suffer the consequences if he was shot by him.

After all, the characteristic of this gun is sacredness, and it has special attacks against negative attributes such as evil, filth, and darkness.

What's more, the gun was burning with white flames released by his divine eye between his eyebrows.

But I still can't kill this evil ghost.

This is a fire that can hurt the god Set!

It’s just a fierce ghost, can it ignore the damage?

There must be a limit to immortality!
The flames continued to burn, and the evil ghost became increasingly shriveled, but it did not fight back against him.

Zhuang Boshi felt his scalp tingling.

That’s right, he didn’t run away.

One last verification.

Zhuang Boshi took out several kilograms of gold from the space bracelet.

Directly shape the golden scene into a golden coffin and stuff the evil spirit into the coffin.

The moment the coffin lid is closed.

The darkness that had been impossible to dispel disappeared.

He returned to the ward.

Patient No. 6 curled up beside the bed, staring in amazement at him who suddenly appeared.

"You, you're back?"

The moment he saw Zhuang Boshidao, he was stunned.

Zhuang Boshi didn't say anything either.

He took a step forward and pressed the man against the wall, and the huge force directly shattered the wall.

Thirteen bodies tumbled down.

At the same time, the divine eye between the eyebrows shone brightly, piercing the man's confused and frightened eyes.

"tell me!"

"Who are you!"

The sound was like the shaking of the soul, which made the man bleed from all seven orifices.

"Bam—!"

The patient was slammed to the ground, his body almost torn into pieces.

"Wake up!"

The eyes of God shone brightly, and the roar was like thunder.

At the same time, the spirit returns to itself.

The world around me shattered in an instant.

In the blink of an eye, Zhuang Boshi appeared in an abandoned and dilapidated ward.

They have left the hospital in their dreams.

And this dilapidated hospital is the true appearance of the hospital.

There was a person lying on the bed in the ward.

No, it's more of a corpse than a person.

The man had a cool and handsome appearance, with skin so pale that it was almost transparent. He was wearing a bright red cassock, a uniform underneath, and a rosary in his right hand.

But this man's uniform was open and his body was ripped open, so his internal organs could be clearly seen. The heart, which was the most important part for a living person, had long since stopped beating.

Logically, he would have died eight hundred times over, but people can die.

Where is the ghost rider?

Zhuang Boshi said coldly: "If you are not dead, stand up!"

thump--!
thump--!
Suddenly, a faint heartbeat echoed in the room, and that extremely dark heart began to beat again.

Then the strange lungs, which were irregularly shaped and even angular, began to expand, and streams of white air spewed out of the nose.

The white fog in the house became thicker, and seemed to form a unique ghost zone.

Finally, the stomach that had long been broken began to recover automatically and slowly moved.

"What an embarrassing nightmare. Thank you, strange ghost rider."

He opened his eyes and his cold gaze fell on Zhuang Boshi.

"Why are you—"

"I have a question for you."

Zhuang Boshi interrupted his question and asked indifferently: "Do you remember your name?"

"Of course, my last name is Zhang, and my given name is Falcon."

Sure enough, fuck!!!
(End of this chapter)

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