Who let him join the Sword Sect!
Chapter 89 This butt is really a disaster
Chapter 89 This butt is really a disaster
Although Zhang Ze really wanted to know what Senior Sister Qiao's swordsmanship was.
But what he wanted to know more was what kind of stimulation could make this woman, Qiao Lezhi, suddenly work hard.
This is neither cultivation nor scientific, it is simply horrible.
So Zhang Ze asked directly.
However, after getting the answer from Qiao Lezhi, he felt it was quite reasonable.
Because there is indeed a guy in the Seventh Sword Pavilion who is more evil than Qiao Lezhi.
Fuji.
The story began a few days ago. Qiao Lezhi was rarely awake that day and was bored, so he wanted to find something to do.
Just then she saw Fu Ji floating up and down in the soil in front of her.
What Qiao Lezhi said at the time was, "Let's have a fight."
Fu Ji said, "Okay."
These two overly casual guys had their first sparring match.
Then, Qiao Lezhi never fought.
Qiao Lezhi's punches were powerful and the door panel was heavy, but Fu Ji's magical powers were no match for a reckless man like Qiao Lezhi.
It can't be finished, it can't be finished at all.
In the end it's just like whack-a-mole, you tap here and something pops up there.
And although Qiao Lezhi was sparring very seriously, Fu Ji seemed to be just playing along with her.
This is a bit too hurtful to my self-esteem.
The numerical monster was defeated by the mechanical monster.
After experiencing his first failure in life, a crack appeared in Qiao Lezhi's perfect closed-loop logic.
As a result, she finally remembered that she was a sword cultivator.
She thought of the place called Cangjian Tower.
After listening to Qiao Lezhi's story, Zhang Ze asked, "So, what is Senior Sister's sword?"
Qiao Lezhi pointed at himself and said, "That's me."
Zhang Ze didn't understand, "What do you mean?"
Qiao Lezhi felt that his clever junior fellow apprentice seemed a little less clever today.
So she decided to demonstrate it to Zhang Ze.
"Wang Jie, come and lend a hand and practice with me."
After hearing this, Wang Jie wanted to die. Before, when Qiao Lezhi knew nothing, he couldn't beat her.
Now that Qiao Lezhi has embarked on his own sword path, he will be beaten to death.
This person has never held back when he strikes.
"Senior Sister, Senior Brother Wang has been in poor health recently and can't withstand a punch from your peak strength."
"Try this."
Zhang Ze lifted Qiao Lezhi's door panel and stuck it into the soil, saving Wang Jie.
"That's fine, I won't need it in the future anyway."
After saying that, Qiao Lezhi punched the door panel.
"Is it different from before?" Zhang Ze asked, looking at the big hole in the door panel.
"Why are you so stupid today? Watch carefully, I'll show you again."
"I'll go slower this time."
This time, Qiao Lezhi's actions were unexpectedly gentle. She placed her hand on the door panel and then drew a diagonal stroke.
The door panel was neatly cut in half.
This time Zhang Ze understood, but he didn't understand even more.
"Sister, how did you do it?"
Qiao Lezhi said with a smile.
"I once heard the Pavilion Master preach."
"I forgot the first part, and the last part. I just remember the sentence in the middle about the unity of man and sword."
"I think it makes sense."
“So when I was imprisoned at the top of the tower, I had an epiphany.”
"I'm a genius, right?"
Qiao Lezhi's sword is herself.
Temper yourself and use your body as a sword.
The unity of man and sword is literally what it means.
Since the value is not enough, then continue to strengthen the value...
Wang Jie was stunned by what he heard. He never thought that the unity of man and sword could be understood in this way.
However, because Zhang Ze had been with Qiao Lezhi for a long time, he quickly accepted this fact.
This is in line with Qiao Lezhi's painting style, the ultimate physical training to overcome everything.
If he were as flashy as Master and Lao Wang, then there would be a problem.
"I'm leaving now. I'm going to have another fight with Fu Ji."
After Qiao Lezhi left, Zhang Ze suddenly asked, "What is Senior Brother Wang's sword art?"
"If it's inconvenient, just pretend I didn't ask."
Zhang Ze was just suddenly curious.
"It's not inconvenient at all. My swordsmanship is normal."
A magic sword with a scabbard appeared in Wang Jie's hand, and Zhang Ze didn't see any movement from him.
The door panel standing on one side was cut in half horizontally.
"quick."
"This is my sword." Wang Jie said. Zhang Ze was silent for a moment, then cupped his hands and said, "Brother, your swordsmanship is excellent."
After this senior brother, the King of the Fast Sword, left, Zhang Ze became a single person again.
He thought for a moment, then put the fragments of the door panel that had been chopped beyond recognition into his treasure bag.
No one wants it anyway, so I might as well pick it up and give it to Ali as a snack.
After all, this thing is not made of ordinary iron, it would be a pity to leave it here.
After putting away the door panel, Zhang Ze embarked on his journey to find his junior sister.
Fortunately, during the second half of the journey, Zhang Ze did not encounter any strange things or random incidents, and he arrived at the destination safely.
He walked into Chen Qin's residence with ease, knocked on the door in a familiar manner, and then pushed it open and walked in.
Unfortunately, my junior sister is not here.
A'li was sitting on the table, holding a light blue stone in his hand and chewing it slowly. In front of him was a big book, which he was reading with great interest.
A'li has been temporarily staying with Chen Qin recently and is living quite comfortably.
Everything she eats and uses is prepared according to Chen Qin's own standards. Looking at A'li's expression, she seems to be enjoying herself here and not wanting to leave.
"What are you looking at?" Zhang Ze walked around behind A'li.
"A Gourmet Encyclopedia." Ali stuffed the remaining half of the stone into his mouth, patted the stone chips on his hands, and then handed the book to Zhang Ze.
Appreciation of Famous Immortal Artifacts
Well, for Ahri this is indeed a food encyclopedia.
"Where is Chen Qin?" Zhang Ze asked.
"I just went out." Ah Li scratched his face, "Oh, right, I have something to tell you."
"I feel like I'm about to transform," Ali said solemnly.
Before, A'li had gnawed on a magic mirror, a dragonwood sword core, and a small section of mineral vein. In the past few days, he was fed some good things by Chen Qin.
It's on the verge of transformation.
"So..." Zhang Ze tilted his head and looked at A'li, as if the color of its scales had indeed become a little darker.
"So I have to eat something more, and not just any ordinary food, but something like that..."
A Li thought for a long time before continuing.
"It has to be a natural treasure like the Dragon Wood Sword Gallbladder, or a magical tool related to ancient times."
"do you have?"
Zhang Ze nodded and said, "Yes, but why don't you ask Chen Qin for it."
"I'm not embarrassed. Xiaoqin has been taking care of my food and drink recently."
"So you feel comfortable following me?" Zhang Ze sighed.
"Well, we are related to each other. Even if we break bones, we are still connected by tendons."
I don’t know where A’li learned these witty remarks after not seeing them for a few days.
But what A'li said was exactly what Zhang Ze wanted.
He had long wanted to get rid of those things, especially that butt.
That thing really doesn't match my image.
Moreover, Zhang Ze also wanted to see what A'li would look like after the transformation. The current pangolin appearance was indeed a bit embarrassing.
He took out three sword embryos from the treasure bag and placed them in front of Ari.
"Eat, are these enough?"
Ahri rubbed his hands as he looked at the thing in front of him.
"Give them all to me?"
"Ah."
"Aren't our family's conditions good? Will we go bankrupt if we eat so much?"
"Eat it quickly, or I'll put it away."
After getting approval, Ali started tasting the bigeye fish very elegantly.
"Yes, it tastes like Guixu. I really miss it."
Then he picked up the dragon wood sword and chewed it into his stomach with a crunching sound.
"It's so sweet, it tastes the same as the one before."
When A'li threw the last piece of the sword into its mouth, its body began to emit golden light.
Just like when it woke up from the stone pill.
Zhang Ze held his breath, not wanting to miss any details.
Ahri's transformation is just one step away.
The finishing touch is that butt.
However, A'li hadn't taken any action yet.
The door opened.
"Xiaoqin, I'm coming...ah. I didn't see anything. Goodbye."
It was Li Yueqi. She happened to be looking for Chen Qin for something, and when she opened the door, she saw Zhang Ze in the room.
She saw Zhang Ze holding the table with both hands, and there was a black butt on the table.
Zhang Ze stared at the butt with a focused look and a little excitement.
Ah Li was blocked behind Li Yueqi's buttocks and could not be seen.
Zhang Ze rushed out of the room at the fastest speed in his life and caught up with Li Yueqi.
"Sister Qi, please listen to my explanation!"
"It's okay, no need to explain, I didn't see anything."
"Don't worry, I won't tell Xiaoqin."
(End of this chapter)
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