Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 554, the final chapter. The entire book is a huge reverse chronological order!
The mecha piloted by the little earth immortal conformed to all of Zhang Ze's stereotypes about mechas or non-mechas in the part below the head.

A belt as bizarre as a toy, riddled with slots for inserting and removing cards. A huge, brightly colored weapon with a toy-like appearance, seemingly utterly useless in combat.

An indicator light with an unclear meaning on its chest, and a solar furnace emitting blue particles behind it.

Enormous mechanical wings that impede movement. Fully deployable armor with shimmering lights inside.

And her slender waist, and that tiny, vibrating dagger compared to the entire mecha.

As for the head, the main feature that defies stereotypes about this mecha is that it has two heads.

The two heads are different sizes and have very different styles.

The one on the left is a dark Belial style, while the one on the right is a cool, noble, and effeminate style.

The two heads belong to different places; one belongs to Little Earth Immortal, and the other to Half-Star Chart.

Naturally, the two-headed creatures followed the traditions of two-headed ogres and disagreed the moment they stepped outside.

Little Earth Fairy believes that one should first rush in close and unleash a dazzling Iron Mountain Strike to weaken the enemy, and then continue to wear them down through various fighting techniques.

Wait until the indicator light on your chest flashes before unleashing your invincible finishing move.

However, Banla Xingpan felt that Xiaodi Xian'er was mentally challenged.

"Are you an idiot? This is a magic-specialized mecha. Are you an idiot to rush in and fight hand-to-hand with others?"

"That big cube isn't moving, just shoot a wave!"

"Our mission is to hold out for three minutes! You idiot!"

He repeated the fact that Xiaodi Xian'er was mentally challenged three times as a way of emphasizing it.

However, as the main controller, Xiao Di Xian'er immediately muted the half-star disk, then activated the magic circle, unfolded her full-body unicorn armor, and entered the red giant mountain super-powerful form.

After assuming the starting stance of the Thirty-Six Heavenly Hands, Little Earth Immortal rushed forward with a shout.

Then, he was taken down.

Although it was somewhat embarrassing, in hand-to-hand combat, he was indeed defeated by an octahedron that didn't even have hands.

Perhaps because the base couldn't stand it anymore, they directly switched the main control position to Half-Star.

After gaining control, he immediately deactivated the Red Mountain Super Might Mindset and released the Thousand Machine Anti-Explosion Armor on his chest.

Amidst the aftershocks of a space-tearing shockwave, he maneuvered his mech away from the enemy's attack range.

Then, the wings behind the mech unfolded, split, and reformed, revealing a heavy cannon in his hand.

As the magic array rotated, the enormous Thousand Machine Cannon began to draw power from the surrounding sacred trees. In the blink of an eye, it was overflowing with energy and unleashed a single shot.

Perhaps sensing the danger, the octahedron vanished in an instant and disappeared into the sea.

However, the crimson-gold light stream did not miss its target; instead, it struck the octahedron directly out of its stealth state.

Although the area was controlled, everything around the octahedron was still completely destroyed.

"You bastard, look what you've been protecting!" Little Earth Immortal shouted.

Half a star chart: "Shut up, there's nobody around, not even a house, what are you barking about like a dog?"

"Use your ultimate skill whenever you have it, and unleash your abilities whenever you have them. That's what makes a success. Oh crap, I'm out of energy."

Like a person reaching middle age, the straight golden torrent began to decline, becoming sparse and forked.

After a few final shakes, the cannon dripped, but not a single drop came out.

The dual-headed mech also fell from the sky, and all the sea worms inside it went into a state of exhaustion.

Half a Star Chart & Little Earth Fairy, “.”

It's a pity that this large-caliber jet didn't completely destroy the octahedron. Although its body was riddled with cracks, its core remained intact.

The octahedron that had been blasted into the ground floated up, but instead of repairing the cracks, it entered the second stage after a series of eggshell cracking sounds.

The octahedron shattered, and a huge humanoid creature crawled out of it. Except for its silver body, it looked almost exactly like the mecha piloted by Little Earth Fairy and Half Star Plate.

"Let's self-destruct." Little Earth Fairy suggested, pulling the control stick sharply as she watched the enemy enter the second phase.

"Get lost! If this thing doesn't self-destruct and kill you, what am I supposed to do? I'm a magical artifact, not a stone." Half of the star chart was also operating, trying to get the mecha back on its feet.

"What will you do? Just die a heroic death. Don't worry, we'll remember you."

As she spoke, the little fairy, who had already found the self-destruct button, stuck out her butt and reached out her hand.

Unfortunately, the self-destruct button required both people to press it to activate, and Little Earth Fairy's evil plan failed.

Fortunately, they had managed to stall for three minutes.

A golden lotus descended from the sky, within which countless sword formations cleaved the monster born from the octahedron into dust.

However, the real disaster only began after it was eliminated.

A ripple from the sea erupted from the spot where it died, sweeping towards the city.

But just as the ripples were about to engulf the city, another will descended.

The sacred tree swayed its branches, and the amplification tower lit up.

The will of all living beings in this place was united, forming a dike to resist and reduce the tides.

After the light from the amplification tower faded, the aftershocks of the tremors in the sea gradually subsided.

The reason for waiting three minutes was not to wait for Old Deng to make a move, but to wait for Zhang Ze to arrive.

Dealing with these monsters born from the sea is not difficult; the real trouble is the ripples that erupt after they die.

Although the areas they cover are not very large, their numbers are excessively high.

The smaller ones could be handled by the six elders, but this large-scale 'corpse explosion' required the descent of Zhang Ze's own will to connect with the will of all living beings within the explosion range, forming a 'dam' that eliminated the ripples.

To ensure everything went smoothly, he had to process them one by one in a queue, which was also the reason why Little Fairy and the others had to persevere for three minutes.

However, although the damage was kept to a minimum, the properties of matter were still altered by the Earth Sea in those overlooked areas.

Plants crystallize, rocks turn into liquid, soil becomes boiling gas, and mysterious creatures appear in the magma-filled swamps.

After scanning the area of ​​the anomaly, the Third New Bianjing, which had sunk underground, rose back to the surface, and teams of cultivators, led by several elders, flew out.

They began to recover the little celestial beings and the half-star disk, as well as deal with the aftermath of the subsequent disasters.

Those that are useless will be disposed of harmlessly, while those that are useful will be raised.

Each subsequent cleanup operation is a mix of danger and opportunity, with some of the metal ores proving highly useful to the Six Sects and the Thousand Machine Pavilion.

"Phew~" Zhang Ze breathed a sigh of relief.

According to the father-in-law's prediction, after this round ends, there will be at least a month of rest, during which Earthsea will enter a brief period of silence.

But after this silence, the real tide will come.

That will be the real test.

"Speaking of which, today," Zhang Ze started chirping again, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted.

"Shut up, do whatever you want, I won't pass on any more messages to you."

In the new Bianjing city, Li Yueqi covered her ears, indicating that she wouldn't listen to this bastard's rambling.

But Zhang Ze's incessant chatter continued unabated, showing no sign of stopping.

"Please lend a hand. When it comes to saving the world, my mental well-being is also a top priority, okay? As a rising star of the Sword Sect and a flower of the four continents, I need it."

"Shut up! Why are you so talkative now? You're even more talkative than Little Earth Immortal!" Li Yueqi surrendered, letting go of her hands that were covering her ears.

Zhang Ze: "You come here and you keep nagging. It's really boring here, okay? Unless I refine you all, I can only watch most things and not talk to anyone. I'll go crazy."

"Besides, you're not at a loss either. Your current status and position are similar to those of the Four Continents. In a sense, you're practically the will of Heaven. You're talking to Heaven right now, so give us some face."

"If the story were set in a different context, you would at least be a saintess or something, carrying on the will of Heaven, which would be quite prestigious."

Li Yueqi: "What face do you have? And you're the only one nagging. Everyone else goes into seclusion for at least five years, with no upper limit. Why is it that others don't have problems, but you do?"

Zhang Ze: "Because they are not as cheerful as I am."

"And to be honest, I've always thought that seclusion is pretty perverse. If you have 800 years of lifespan, you can spend 700 years in seclusion, leaving only 100 years for yourself to play with. You don't know what the point of cultivating immortality is."

"If it were me, I'd just get a 500-year lifespan, then start having fun, traveling around everywhere, and maybe even finding some bargains. Look at Brother Feng, that's called traveling ten thousand miles and finding ten thousand bargains."

Li Yueqi, "."

As soon as Zhang Ze's rambling, endless chatter subsided, Li Yueqi seized the opportunity to give the sky the middle finger.

"Spit it out, and get out of here while you're done. I have things to do!"

"Ms. Li, you are so generous. I will release it right away." Having received the consent, Zhang Ze smiled broadly, cleared his throat, and spoke.

"Ahem, to my beloved and my love."

Li Yueqi shuddered and, suppressing her nausea, wrote down what she had heard on a piece of paper.

Of course, the first "I love you" isn't referring to her, nor is the second "I love you" referring to her.

Zhang Ze was referring to his junior sister and Xiangxiang.

She was just relaying the message.

Although she really didn't want to spread it, unfortunately, only she could do it, because she was the only one in the entire Four Continents who could reliably hear Zhang Ze's beeping.

Zhang Ze has temporarily become something like the Heavenly Dao, making it extremely difficult for him to speak with people, but he also needs to coordinate many things with his father-in-law and the others.

Therefore, after Zhang Ze toured the Four Continents, he began to choose the Heavenly Water that could hear his voice.

Unfortunately, most people can only hear some indistinct babbling, which is only slightly better than shamanistic rituals. Even if someone can hear it clearly occasionally, a stable connection cannot be established.

Even Ari and Maomao are the same.

Especially Mao Mao, who is a bit abnormal. Just like Si Zhou was afraid that Zhang Ze would take the dog from him, every time Zhang Ze wanted to talk to Mao Mao, he would be interfered with in some way.

Unfortunately, the little brother couldn't resist his little sister mother's insistence, so Zhang Ze had to give up his attempts with animals and turn his attention back to humans.

He started with his close friends and family, but for some reason, his junior sister and Xiangxiang were not very effective, and even his invincible father-in-law was helpless. All he could hear was a buzzing sound like flies.

Finally, unexpectedly, the only person who could reliably listen to him and even communicate with him was Li Yueqi.

It was by chance that I discovered she could hear me.

That day, Zhang Ze, bored, started making up stories and erotic novels to himself again. Just as he got to a crucial point and hadn't figured out how to continue, he heard a very clear voice.

"and then?"

When he looked toward the source of the sound, he saw Li Yueqi covering her mouth with a look of annoyance.

She had a look that said, "Oh no, we've got to be involved with aliens, this is bad."

Zhang Ze's personal explanation for this is that it might be because Li Yueqi likes Tai Sui too much. She is destined to be with Tai Sui, Tai Sui is destined to be with Fu Ji, and Fu Ji is destined to be with him, Zhang Ze.

A single thread connects us.

What followed was predictable: the female knight-errant was given the prestigious title of "Heavenly Dao Agent," which was quite impressive but ultimately useless and incredibly annoying.

At first, things were fine; with her intervention, many things were arranged properly and became more organized.

But once everything that could be arranged was arranged and the important matters were explained, Zhang Ze's annoying nature was also exposed.

He started babbling on and on, just like an innocent young virgin passing notes to female classmates in class, begging Li Yueqi to pass on some cheesy and disgusting words.

As the middleman who passed the note, Li Yueqi knew it wasn't about her, but she still couldn't help but blush and have wild thoughts.

Fortunately, after the test of time, she has now mastered the skill of being invincible.

Faced with Zhang Ze's whispered words, all that remained in her heart was annoyance.

perhaps.

—Divider line in the passing of notes—

A month later, it was the height of summer.

Mr. Su, the storyteller from Qianji Town, got up very early. As usual, he sat on a small stool with a pen in one hand and paper in the other.

This time, however, he didn't put pen to paper. Instead, he stared straight up at the sky, just like everyone else.

Logically speaking, today should be a very important day, but for some reason, Mr. Su just can't muster any excitement.

After thinking it over, he concluded that it might be because the Six Sects, the Thousand Machine Pavilion, and all the other sects, big and small, had protected him too well.

Even if the sky falls, the tall ones will hold it up; no matter how they stand on tiptoe, all they'll see is gentle breeze and drizzle.

Picking up a pen and paper, Mr. Su walked out of the small street with his hands behind his back, turned into the alley, and came to the bustling main street.

The amplification tower at the end of the long street has lit up, and the flashing countdown is reflected in everyone's eyes.

Beside Mr. Su was a middle-aged monk with a short beard, who was whispering something to his wife and child.

Since he wasn't specifically eavesdropping, Mr. Su didn't hear it very clearly.

But it seems to be saying that the amplification tower was built by the father or something.
drop.

A clear, but not shrill, voice rang in everyone's ears. Mr. Su came back to his senses and looked at the amplification tower again. He noticed that the light emanating from the tower had turned blue at some point.

At the same time, the Thousand Machine Pavilion, which he passed by every day, also stood up.

After the Thousand Machines Pavilion entered combat mode under the control of the Mysterious Mirror, the hub cores in various locations were also activated at the same time.

"The Thousand Machine Pavilion hub is operating normally; the array and the parameters of the Earth Sea are correct."

"The East China Sea Hub is operating normally, and there is no water ingress in the core area."

"The Longhu Mountain hub is operating normally. I have already torn off the talisman that the sect leader secretly affixed."

"The core of Zhongzhou is operating normally, and the sacred tree sapling says it is invincible."

"The Western Continent Hub is operating normally, and the Sacred Tree says it is invincible."

"Hey, hey, hey, this is the Northern Hub. The trees here aren't talking, but so are I!"

As reports, both serious and unserious, rang out from various locations, all the mega-hubs were activated, and blue light spread outwards from each hub, forming a vast net across the surface of the four continents.

The Holy Tree Network is fully operational.

A sense of oneness with nature and a feeling of complete clarity arose in everyone's heart, even Mr. Su, who had no talent for cultivation.

This feeling was quite magical; he could perceive everything around him, even across the four continents.

He took in the surrounding dust and the scenery a hundred miles away.

But this detached perspective did not have any negative impact on him, because the pollution brought by the complex information was blocked by others.

The elders of the six sects, the reclusive hermits, the immense will that resides high in the heavens, and himself.

Everyone, whether strong or weak, has become someone else's support.

Mr. Su looked up at the sky again.

This time, he clearly saw the void tide that he had always heard about but never seen with his own eyes.

It surged and roared, and wherever it went, stars fell.

But for some reason, he wasn't afraid.

Looking at the tide, Mr. Su put down his pen and paper, because he suddenly felt that there was no need to record this story anymore.

Because this is the legend of all living beings, the destiny of all people, he cannot remember it all, nor can he finish writing it down.

High above, Zhang Ze's will extended infinitely with the prayers of all living beings, and became linked with the will of the four continents.

This time, he heard not indistinct murmurs, but a clear voice.

"We want to survive."

The next moment, the tides of the Earth Sea swept across the four continents.

This time, however, was different from the past; this time, the four continents remained completely still.

Zhang Ze stood at the very front, directly facing the tide.

In that torrent of tides, besides destruction, he also saw the first rays of light at the beginning of the universe's birth.

That light seemed to contain the answer to everything.

Instinctively, Zhang Ze reached out and grasped the flash of light in his hand.

Zhang Ze opened his eyes and found that he had left the Holy Land at some point and was now standing in the sky above the Thousand Machines Pavilion.

He was filled with a sense of transcendence, like a true immortal who was the only one in the world.

He could see everyone, and he could feel everyone watching him.

He still held the ultimate light in his hand, and the will of all beings had not faded.

If Zhang Ze wanted, he could reach the other shore in one step right now, and refining the entire Four Continents would be within his grasp.

No one can stop him.

But why do this?

Zhang Ze made a face at his slightly plump junior sister and Xiangxiang, who were looking up at him, and then opened his palms.

Amidst the dazzling light, people heard Zhang Ze's voice.

"Gentlemen, please join me in facing destiny!"

"Alright, the story is over, get out of class dismissed!"

Lily jumped off her special footstool, but quickly slapped her forehead, climbed back up, and closed the large book that was on the podium.

After putting everything away, he climbed down again.

Today's history lesson is over, and now it's time for Lily the Great Demon King's personal entertainment time.

'What should I do? Hmm... how about assembling another construct universe?'

Just as he was lost in thought, a discordant voice rang in his ears.

"Teacher! Your story is different from the one my dad told!"
"My dad told me that in the end, he transformed into a supreme, invincible, primordial, divine, supreme, heaven-opening, talisman-wielding, true immortal, and fought against the ultimate invincible duck-neck man."

Sitting next to the podium, the chubby little girl raised her hand and voiced her doubts.

"Zhang Xiaoxiao, do you think your father keeps his word?"
“Go back and ask him now, see if he can repeat that title again?”
"Also, I'm the teacher, and you're the teacher? During class, you have to follow my instructions, understand?"

Seeing Teacher Lily slander her invincible father, Zhang Xiaoxiao pouted and then retorted.

"But the problem is that get out of class is over now. If you were in charge during class, shouldn't my dad be in charge after class?"

Lily's head throbbed with pain. She slapped the side of the podium repeatedly. "It's so annoying! The rules have changed. Now, as long as we're in the classroom, whatever I say goes."

"Also, Xiaoxiao, can you learn from your sister? Can you be a little quieter and more composed like her, and show more respect to your teachers and elders?"

Hearing Lily mention her older sister, Zhang Xiaoxiao became even more unhappy. "Ha, why would you learn from her? To skip class with your classmates like she does?"

Lily, "Huh? Skipping class?"

Lily looked up at the center of the classroom, where a little girl with a high ponytail sat. Her appearance was very similar to Xiaoxiao's, but she was more mature.

Realizing something was wrong, Lily snapped her fingers, and in the blink of an eye, all her fantasies vanished, and the classroom, which had been full of people, became empty.

There were no other students besides Zhang Xiaoxiao.

"Holy crap, are those brats going to cause trouble? Where have they all gone?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao snorted, giving a look that said, "Now you know who the good student is," before speaking.

"My sister said that history class was too boring, so as the class monitor, she decided to change history to practice."

"She thought your constructed universes were quite interesting, so she wanted to take one apart with her classmates to play with it and see if they could put it back together."

Lily's temples throbbed upon hearing this, but looking at Zhang Xiaoxiao, who was steadfastly holding her post, she felt somewhat gratified.

"Then why don't you go? Do you enjoy listening to my lectures?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao shook her head honestly, "I don't like it. I'm not going because I'm lazy, too lazy to move."

"Next class is my favorite Grandpa Li's kendo class."

"I love the way of the sword! I love the Sword Sect!"

Lily, "."

—The End, Yay!—

(End of this chapter)