Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 540 Are all the cultivators outside the Holy Land not normal people?

The half-deer girl, Sula, was a little confused.

These past few days have felt like a dream, making them seem very unreal.

Whether it's finding a square-shaped pig, entering the Jade Capital to see the giant cat girl, or walking openly in the City of Heavenly Pivot, these things are all hard to understand.

Especially now, she is watching a group of people changing clothes.

An old cultivator from the Thousand Machines Pavilion pulled out a crowbar from somewhere and was now beating his showy disciples.

When these people heard that they were coming to save the world, each of them put on their coolest clothes, half of them dressed in snow-white and the other half in black outfits.

The last few remaining felt they were already young big shots, capable of possessing unique tastes.

So these people started showing off their understanding of fashion, each of them dressed like a rooster with a tangled mess of feathers.

However, black, white, and color are the three styles of clothing that the Holy Land tribe finds most offensive.

Therefore, in order to prevent the situation from being ambushed by fellow villagers during the operation, the cultivators from the Six Sects and the Thousand Machine Pavilion are carrying out emergency rectification.

Sula and the other half-deer people were responsible for the final inspection and verification.

"Girl, do you think this is alright?" the old man said with a gentle smile after ordering all his disciples to put on yellow robes.

Looking at the group of scholars dressed in dragon robes before him, Sula nodded somewhat awkwardly and gave a dry reply.

"Okay, then."

Upon hearing this, the old man smiled with satisfaction, very happy that Sula had approved of his aesthetic sense.

He tucked the crowbar into his belt, then waved his hand and said, "Everyone open the little walnuts to double-check the mission, then get ready to go!"

With that, the old man's belt flashed, and amidst a dazzling light effect, a Wind Chariot carved with a large dragon head was summoned.

His disciples moved in unison, each summoning their own itasha (decorated cars) and following behind their master, taking off towards their target location.

Watching the ace pilots take off, Sula suddenly found herself with nothing to do again.

"How about we go find Lady A-Li?"

But before Sula could take two steps, she was stopped again.

A beast-taming cultivator wearing red and green shorts ran over, blocked Sula's way, and pointed at his panda.

"Excuse me, miss, do I need to change the color of my baby's clothes?"

The black and white panda named Zizai frantically shook its head at Sula and repeatedly gestured with its eyes to indicate that it had no interest in the red and green color combination.

“No need, it’s fine as it is,” Sula said truthfully.

Upon hearing this, the Beast Taming Sect cultivator sighed, turned around, and left in disappointment.

As Sula watched his lonely figure, she felt that these cultivators from outside the Holy Land seemed a bit abnormal.

They all seem a bit crazy.

She shook her head, deciding to stop thinking about these things. Just then, the little Walnut computer that had been assigned to her started beeping.

When the song "Congratulations on your fortune" and "Congratulations on your wonderful singing" reached the point where it's never wrong to be overly polite, Sula made the call.

She awkwardly placed the small walnut bracelet-shaped ornament to her ear and whispered a soft "feed" sound.

Then a cheerful voice rang out, "Come on, come on, we need to get ready to leave too!"

As the first local tribe to make contact with Zhang Ze, these half-deer people were responsible not only for checking clothing but also for acting as guides and messengers.

Sula was assigned to a team called "Synthesizing a Giant Watermelon".

It's a strange name, and I don't even know who my teammates are.

Following the location shown on the little walnut, Sula arrived at a mansion in the east of the city. As soon as she pushed open the door, she was stunned by the scene inside.

What kind of demons and monsters are these?
In the courtyard, a large group of 'people' were chatting and laughing.

Leading the group was a sheep-shaped rag doll with a hazy aura above its head and flashing special effects text that made the words "Captain Meimei" so bright it was hard to open one's eyes.

The captain was sitting atop a spherical Thousand Machine Artifact, fiddling with two of the latest Thousand Machine Cannons.

Under her control, the four mechanical legs swung nimbly, carrying the main body around with great agility.

Around this machine of a thousand machines stood many demons and monsters.

There are half-deer people, half-werewolf people, half-monkey people, half-cow people, and half-scorpion people, but there are no humans.

These precious creatures all have human upper bodies and animal lower bodies, but for some reason, their animal lower bodies always have to be on all fours.

Even the half-monkey-man was the same.

The monkey's cavity is connected to a person's slender waist; it's incredibly strange.

There was even one that was either reversed or intentionally done, I don't know.

His lower body was a person crawling on all fours wearing red underwear, while the body of a fat-headed fish extended from the human body.

Its appearance is extremely disgusting, like a monster crawling out of a nightmare.

Sula felt a little lost and began to wonder if she had come to the wrong place.

Upon seeing Sula standing at the door, a half-deer-woman, a full height of Lily compared to Sula, jumped up from the yard. She knelt down and shook Sula's little hand, saying, "Look, how have we changed?"

"What are you all doing here?"

"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. We are the demons of the North. I am a deer demon from the Lucky Forest next to the Black Dragon River. You can just call me Yiting."

Yiting, who was very outgoing, said cheerfully.

However, Yiting's outgoing nature made Sula even more reserved.

"I...I didn't mean that. I wanted to ask why you all turned out this way?"

She pointed at the demons and monsters in the yard and said.

Yiting: "Oh, this? Of course, when in Rome, do as the Romans do."

Sula, "When in Rome? Do as the Romans do?"

According to Yiting, the demon race shouldn't have come to join in the fun, but there were too many bored people, so they ended up sending out several large groups of problem children.

And we'll also take this opportunity to test the prototype of the shallow sea personal protective barrier we developed recently, and see how effective it is.

If the demon race can use it without any problems, then other races will naturally have no worries.

The reason it turned out this way was because of a rumor that someone had heard about it from somewhere, saying that things were also strange in the Holy Land.

Just like the group of giant dinosaurs living on the other side of the mountains and seas, the residents here are half-human and half-beast.

So, in order not to frighten the villagers, the team that synthesized the giant watermelon, at the suggestion of their captain Meimei, followed local customs and transformed into a similar form.

After listening to Yiting's story, Sula's head was buzzing.

"You're overthinking it. Only our race is like this. You should go back to your normal appearance, or we'll be scared," she said softly.

Upon hearing this, Yiting turned to Meimei and made a face at her, then waved her hand to signal her brothers and sisters to return to normal.

However, after a cloud of dust cleared, one person remained who had not reverted to their original form.

Sura looked at the strange fish-headed creature and said, "My friend."

Yiting glanced back and said, "Oh, him? He didn't transform."

Sula, "?"

Yiting: "This is a merman from the South China Sea. The male merman has a human body and a fish head. This is what he naturally looks like."

Sula, "So what is he doing here?"

Yiting: "He lost his contact lenses, so he's crawling on the ground looking for them."

As soon as Yiting finished speaking, her merman friend got up from the ground and placed a small lens into his large eye.

In an instant, that dead fish eye transformed into a large, astigmatic eye. After putting on both contact lenses, the merman, with his shiny body and pointed head, gave Sula a side triceps flexion.

Yiting: "Don't be afraid, he's saying hello to you."

Sula, “.”

In that instant, she suddenly longed to go home, but then she thought, this place seemed to be her home, and she couldn't run away from it.

In the end, Sula could only give up thinking and refuse to think any further about whether the friends from the Four Continents were mentally ill.

And so, expressionless, she was pulled onto a specially made flying artifact by Yiting and taken off towards the east of Tian Shu City.

On the aircraft, amidst the chatter of demons and monsters, Sula stood by the porthole, looking down at the earth.

As she watched the mountains and rivers rush past her, her heart quickly calmed down, and a sense of mission arose spontaneously.

Am I not now just like my ancestors, relaying orders to the emperor?
At this thought, the spirit of a scout and collaborator in her blood began to burn fiercely.

Sula's confusion, which had been caused by the abstract nature of the demons, was restored, and she straightened her back to face new challenges.

However, this operation seemed to be quite different from what she had imagined.

After arriving at its destination, the flying artifact hovered above the local tribe under Meimei's control.

Due to the recent anomaly in Baiyujing, this tribe is currently in a tense situation.

The giant, 1.8-meter-tall lizardmen who live here hide in stone houses, with only a few curious individuals craning their necks to look at the Thousand Machines Artifact in the sky.

After that, no divine soldiers descended from the sky, nor did they come to the countryside to offer condolences. Instead, a blue light flashed in the center of the round, pancake-shaped magical artifact, and the entire tribe, along with the surrounding area of ​​dozens of miles, was scanned.

A series of data, including terrain information, plant distribution, soil composition, tribal population census, cultivation level census, and so on, appeared in front of Meimei.

After confirming that everything was correct, Meimei slapped her little hand hard on the magic circle in front of her, "Let's go!"

With the runes changing their array combination, a Beast Taming Ring was placed at the center of the array.

Old Tang's newly developed "Handsome Old Taoist's Home Stealing Technique" has been defeated.

A gigantic, illusory hand descended from the sky, enveloping the tribe and instantly sealing off the surrounding world.

As the giant hand grasped, the entire tribe, along with the underground and surrounding land, was cut off and incorporated into the Beast Taming Ring.

In the blink of an eye, only a large crater remained on the ground.

Sula stood by the porthole, staring blankly at everything, muttering to herself, "Is this right?"

Yiting skipped over, "Yes, yes, that saves time."

After saying that, she patted Sula on the shoulder, gesturing for her to come with her.

Holding Sula's hand, Yiting drew a circle with her right hand, and with a "poof," she led Sula into the Beast Taming Ring.

However, as soon as the two appeared in the Beast Taming Ring, they were greeted not with flowers and tributes, but with dozens of spinning flying axes.

Although the flying axes were crushed into dust by the protective spiritual energy when they were more than a meter away from Yiting, they still startled Sula.

Clearly, Meimei's rough approach to comforting her fellow villagers had the opposite effect.

However, Yiting quickly regained favor in another way.

"We're sorry, we mean you no harm. Your tribe is too close to that monk, and we're only doing this to prevent innocent people from being harmed."

As she spoke, the deer demon Yiting snapped her fingers, and the boundary of the Beast Taming Ring began to change, projecting images from the outside world into the ring.

The city of cultivators that had oppressed and controlled them for countless years appeared before the long-legged lizards.

The same scan, the same large hand, only the difference is that this time it wasn't dug up entirely, but only a portion was taken away.

The demon cultivators descended from the sky and entered the city. After a brief search and withdrawal, they rescued all the long-legged lizardmen who had been captured in the city.

After each team returned with their members and it was confirmed that no one had been missed, the flying artifact began to transform again under Meimei's control.

Soon, it transformed from a round, flatbread into a faceless, golden Buddha statue.

A circle of Dharma wheels floated behind the Buddha statue, but upon closer inspection, the Dharma wheels seemed rather strange.

It is inlaid with ten small sun rings, and each ring contains a number from zero to nine.

The Falun wheel rotates, but only half a circle at most. It doesn't look like it's casting a spell; it looks more like it's dialing a number.

After the dialing was completed, a series of "Congratulations on your fortune!" and "Congratulations on your wonderful life!" music played, followed by a beep.

The signal was connected, and Fuhime's sweet voice rang out.

[Please wait while matchmaking is in progress. Matchmaking complete.]

【At Jinguang Temple, Master Xuanshan is at your service.】

If you are satisfied with the service, please remember to leave a positive review, dear.

The sound after that was indistinct, because Master Xuanshan seemed to be quite busy today. Before the operator, Fu Ji, could finish speaking, he descended into the golden Buddha statue and struck out with a palm.

A gigantic handprint crushed the entire city, and golden light was poured into the earth. The next moment, the land within a radius of several miles centered on the city was overturned.

The underground magic array was revealed. As the magic array was destroyed by the golden light, calamities formed from nameless flesh and blood crawled out from the depths of the earth.

However, seeing the calamities, Master Xuanshan did not make another move. This golden body, transformed from the Thousand Machines Magic Artifact, had reached its limit; another blow would cause it to explode.

The main reason is that the master has another event to attend.

After completing the meticulous work of opening the lid, the master concluded his descent into the golden body.

Meanwhile, the coordinates here have also been locked.

An ice sword descended from the sky, freezing and shattering all the exposed calamities, as well as the magic array that controlled the production of calamities.

Seemingly fearing it wasn't safe enough, after a brief delay, the second and third ice swords arrived.

“See, that’s it.” Yiting said, hands on her hips, from inside the Beast Taming Ring.

"Don't worry, once we've confirmed that the waste has been completely neutralized, we'll let you go back."

Yiting patted Sula, who was also in a daze, and said, "It's up to you from now on. I have to go, bye!"

After saying that, Yiting left a sword spirit for Sula as a precaution, then turned and left the Beast Taming Ring.

Facing the curious gazes of these long-legged lizardmen, little Sura calmed herself down and whispered.

"The story...it all started with a square-shaped pig."

Similar scenes were playing out across the four continents. The troubles left behind by Xiao Jing were being eliminated one after another, and Old Tang did indeed take on the task of pacifying the tribes of the Holy Land, just as he had told Zhang Ze.

Moreover, the unexpected results were quite good. Old Tang's unconventional management style and unpredictable mind were very suitable for the current situation in the Holy Land.

Of course, this matter was also criticized by Master Cheng and other Celestial Masters of Longhu Mountain. They wondered why the old rascal didn't spend his energy on his own Longhu Mountain.

However, these are all minor matters; the real big deal is the inevitable ocean tide.

The Sword Sect's headquarters.

Having returned from the sacred land and rested, Zhang Zezheng and his father-in-law stood in the square on the hilltop, looking up at the stars.

The false canopy remains, obscuring the truth of the universe while also protecting all living beings on the four continents.

Now, for their own reasons, both of them have been able to see through the veil of heaven to some extent and perceive some of the truth.

"Is this really going to work? You trust me that much?" After a long silence, Zhang Ze suddenly spoke up.

Commander Chen said, "What is there to disbelieve? All six parties involved in this matter have already agreed to it, including those in the Northern Territory and the Western Continent."

"We all choose to believe in you, so why don't you believe in yourself?"

"Alright then." Zhang Ze sighed and said nothing more.

He held a jade slip in his hand, inside which was a plan.

"A Plan to Turn the Boss into a Lolita Mom (crossed out) The Boss Has All the Power (crossed out) Protecting the Four Continents"

(End of this chapter)