Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 527 The Loli Thief, Everyone Gets a Son (Piggy)
The hyper-realistic version of the BL character hurtled towards Zhang Ze like a comet hitting the earth, but Zhang Ze was too lazy to dodge and stood still.

He let out a long yawn, his mouth wide open, looking almost like he was challenging the giant blue ball with its millions of mouths.

Then, at the very moment of imminent contact, Zhang Ze seemed to enter bullet time. He first tidied his wind-blown hair, combing his waist-length center part into a handsome, ancient-style long ponytail. Then, he stepped to the side and used a "Iron Mountain Lean" move to push Fu Ji back.

"Ah! A perfect opportunity! Fukihime Flying Kick!"

However, the rotten Ji was still the most ruthless. When Zhang Ze used the Iron Mountain Lean, a small rotten Ji popped out of the ground and delivered a flying kick that hit Zhang Ze squarely in the chin, sending him flying quite a distance.

Little Fuji ran over, stretched herself out to the max, put her hands on her long hips, and looked down at him.

Why aren't you following my script?!

Zhang Ze innocently got up from the ground, saying, "I don't know anything, how am I supposed to act?"

"Oh, right, I forgot."

As Fuhime spoke, she shrank back to her normal size, and at the same time, the surrounding scenery changed, as if the whole world had been rewound.

"By the way, where did His Majesty go?" Zhang Ze asked, looking at the rewinding of the rotten concubine.

Little Fuji: "She was too noisy, so I locked her in the 'little black room' and silenced her. Besides, you don't want anyone to know what happened next, do you?"

Zhang Ze, "?"

Although the part about an incompetent husband is missing, this statement still sounds strange no matter how you look at it.

"What did I do?" Zhang Ze asked curiously.

The little rotten girl put her hands on her hips again, "Your attempt to kidnap failed."

But before she could finish speaking, Zhang Ze stepped forward and grabbed Fu Ji in his hand, curling her into a ball, thus silencing her discordant words.

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. I've never done anything like that."

"Why didn't you make a pot out of mud? Look at what you've done!"

Fu Ji's muffled voice came from Zhang Ze's palm, and at the same time, the last part of the story of the Human Emperor going to sea was resumed.

Just like at the beginning, the Human Emperor was separated from the black giant and the dogs, and stood alone on the hilltop, staring at the huge primordial form of the Rotten Princess.

Then Fuhime came crashing down.

However, things were different afterward. There was no Emperor Iron Mountain Lean, no Fu Ji Flying Kick, only the most primitive hunt.

After missing her target, the original form of the Rotten Princess returned to the air and began launching spores at the Human Emperor. The giant spores exploded into puddles of black sludge as soon as they landed.

The sludge surged and swirled, creating a mist, and countless tentacles, black on the surface and deep blue on the inside, reached out to grab the Human Emperor.

Clearly, their first encounter was not harmonious.

The Emperor's excitement at discovering a new continent vanished instantly; this place was less a sanctuary and more a dining table for that giant fungal ball.

During this chase, the Human Emperor discovered that although there were plants in this world, there were no large animals. Whether they were insects or small beasts, once they grew to a certain size, they would be harvested by spores dropped by the slime mold in the sky.

However, perhaps due to sheer luck, the Emperor soon found a safe area, a barren and desolate desert.

Upon entering this area, the fungal spheres in the sky suddenly ceased their attack, and the spore tentacles that had been released also stopped, daring not to cross the line.

The Emperor finally got a moment's respite.

He didn't intend to merely survive here, because there were people waiting for him outside.

After a short rest and a thorough inventory of supplies, the Emperor began exploring the Gobi Desert.

Soon, he discovered a cave in the center of the Gobi Desert.

He stood at the edge of the cave, reached out and gently touched it. The loose stones and soil at the cave entrance fell away, revealing the original appearance of the edge.

This is not an underground cave, but a giant facility sunk into the ground.

The hole was created by being struck from the inside.

The human emperor looked back at the slime ball in the sky that was breathing on him, and then jumped into the hole.

Due to the passage of time and the damage of that year, there were almost no useful clues at the entrance, but as one went deeper, some remnants of the net appeared before the Emperor.

Among them, he found some damaged equipment and many notes and documents that would turn to dust at the slightest touch.

Unfortunately, these clues were meaningless to the human emperor who did not recognize the alien script.

After searching through several more routes, he finally decided to give up and return to the main route, continuing downwards.

Near the bottom, he finally found something of value.

A faint blue light appeared in the darkness, and on a circular metal platform, many golden cylinders, each a meter or more in length, floated.

These metal cylinders floated in mid-air in a way that was neither scientific nor magical, as if they were filled with the power of my thoughts.

It seems that these cylinders are what prevented the primordial Fukihime from getting closer in the sky.

Zhang Ze, who was quietly watching the movie, looked at the pillars and felt that they looked familiar. He felt like he had seen them somewhere before. After a long time, he clapped his hands and said.

"Wait, isn't this the Emperor's Flag? How did it get here?"

Little Fuji appeared out of thin air and stood on Zhang Ze's shoulder, trying to sit down like Ah Li, but she felt uncomfortable no matter how much she twisted and turned.

Helpless, she could only abandon her shoulder, which had already taken the shape of Ah Li, and float to Zhang Ze's side.

Fuhime: "Because I and that pole are symbiotic, you know, we're mutually reinforcing and mutually restraining, right?"

Zhang Ze, "What exactly happened?"

Instead of answering directly, Fuhime asked in return, "Tell me, who was the first life form born on the Four Continents?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Ze was about to blurt out that it was the Amber Civilization fleet that had fled to exile, but then he thought about it again and felt that something was not right.

Fu Ji asked about their origins, while A Li and the other exiled fleet races were clearly from elsewhere.

If that's the case, then the plant seeds and biological embryos that the exiled fleet scattered across the four continents should also be excluded.

Could it be that.
Just as life was born on the ancient blue planet, the combination of organic molecules in the hot volcanoes on the ocean floor gave rise to the miracle of the first life.

"It's you?" Zhang Ze turned to look at Fu Ji.

"Yes! It's me!" Fuhime proudly declared, hands on her hips.

"However, I couldn't call myself back then, because I wasn't conscious at the time. Strictly speaking, I was just a collective term for a group of fungi, bacteria, and single-celled organisms. If nothing unexpected happened, I would assimilate with those foreign species over time."

"But unfortunately, just as Ah Li and the others had established themselves in the Four Continents, the ripples of the Earth Sea returned, and the efforts of the exiled fleet were destroyed. Although they survived under the protection of the Four Continents' will, they forgot everything."

"And I was born in destruction and rebirth, and gained my own will and wisdom."

Fuhime floated around Zhang Ze, changing into various shapes and spouting cringeworthy remarks.

"Although, I wasn't very bright back then, hehe~"

Fu Ji recalled the information about the exiled fleet that A Li and Zhang Ze had brought back from the Mountain and Sea Secret Realm, and then pointed to those Emperor's flags and said.

"Those aren't actually flagpoles, they're storage units."

"Back then, the Amber Civilization tried a virtual technology during their exile, allowing people's consciousness to escape into a false world in order to avoid the disaster brought by the Earthsea."

"However, this technology nearly caused the fleet to split up, so the research was quickly terminated, the project results were sealed away, and the remaining equipment was kept as a taboo in the flagship's core room."

Fu Ji wrote a strange line of text in the air with her hand. In the culture of the Amber Civilization, this word means euthanasia.

"The reason it wasn't destroyed but was left behind is probably to preserve some dignity for civilization in the end."

Zhang Ze watched quietly, feeling only a sense of wonder.

The most primordial cellular life, through the combined influence of the ripples of the Earth Sea and the will of the Four Continents, combined with the euthanasia technology used by the Amber Civilization, gave birth to the eldest son of the Four Continents: the Rotten Princess.

No wonder Fuhime is so special.

But if that's the case, what am I supposed to say?
Although I still don't understand what I am, judging from my maxed-out magic immunity and inability to react with any matter, I guess I must have some kind of background.

Clearly, something must have happened to him at the moment when Earth was shattered by the sea.

So if that's the case, then wouldn't I be a generation older than Fuhime?
Completely out of his mind, Zhang Ze looked at Fu Ji and blurted out, "So, you actually have to call me uncle?"

Fu Ji tilted her head, not understanding what Zhang Ze was talking about, so she used her ultimate technique once again.

"Rotten Princess Flying Kick!"

After bringing Zhang Ze's wandering thoughts back to the present, the human emperor in his memory also took action.

The Emperor back then didn't think about anything too advanced; in his view, it was just a battle between Predators and tentacle aliens.

Those poles are probably some kind of magical artifact, effective against the tentacle aliens in the sky.

Anyway, that's it.

Not wanting to waste time, the Emperor stepped forward, took down the poles, wrapped them in cloth, and tied them to his back.

He then used the Human Emperor's Wall-Walking Technique to return to the ground, which was shrouded in darkness.

Just like the rotation of the sun and moon, the primordial rotten princess in the sky also has day and night.

At night, the original Fu Hime will enter an AFK state, which is why the Human Emperor has been able to persist until now.

At this moment, the Rotten Princess had stopped wriggling. Apart from a few eye-like spots of light that were still slowly moving on the surface and emitting a faint red glow, the entire Holy Land was devoid of light and had fallen into eternal darkness.

What happened next was uneventful. The Human Emperor began using the poles to poke at the tentacles, and in the process, he found his dog and the simple-minded black stone giant.

Then, with the efforts of the Human Emperor and his animal companions, the Human Emperor finally climbed onto the original body of the Rotten Princess on a moonless but still windy night, like an immortal flying to the moon, and pierced it with all the poles in his hand.

"This is so exciting! Aren't you afraid of heights?" Her Majesty the Cat Girl's voice also forcefully interrupted at this moment.

Zhang Ze was startled. "Weren't you banned?"

"It's not a permanent ban. I just used a little trick and knelt down, and Fu Hime released me."

Zhang Ze, “.”

Too lazy to pay attention to her, Zhang Ze looked up and continued watching the movie.

After the tiny stem, which was practically a hair compared to the entire blue fungal ball, pierced through, the whole blue ball began to tremble, and then a crack started to spread from the wounds that had been pierced.

In that instant, the entire blue fungal ball expanded several times its original size, and more cracks appeared on its surface, as if it were about to explode.

But just as it was about to fall apart, countless black mycelia shot out from within, splashing onto the earth before disappearing without a trace.

Almost all the stems were taken away by the black fungal ribbons, except for the one in the Emperor's hand, which he held tightly, securing him firmly to the surface of the blue fungal ball.

After almost all the black mycelium had fled, the blue slime ball suddenly tightened and returned to its original size.

The Human Emperor was also sucked in by this enormous suction force.

"I'm dead? We died together?" Zhang Ze asked curiously.

"No, you kidnapped me." Little Fuji stepped forward and parted the gap, gesturing for Zhang Ze to follow her inside to continue looking.

Zhang Ze, "?"

As soon as Zhang Ze entered, he saw the Human Emperor and a pervert abducting little girls.

Unlike its exterior, the world inside the slime mold ball is a flawless pale blue, and in the very center of this pale blue world sits a tiny figure, also blue but scaled down to the same size.

The little people are also made of slime mold, and their faces are not visible; they can only be described as having a rudimentary human form.

It sat on the ground, playing around in a daze.

As soon as the Human Emperor was sucked in, the little man's attention was immediately drawn to him. He looked up and stared at the man, causing the entire space to ripple. Blue mycelium emerged from all directions, reaching out towards the Human Emperor.

However, these mycelia did not attack; instead, they merely touched the Emperor's body lightly, as if reading his memories.

Soon, the mycelium retracted, and the faceless little man began to change his appearance.

She transformed into a little girl, who pointed at the Emperor and uttered nothing but slander.

"Oh, so you're a lolicon, and you actually like them."

Unfortunately, before the little girl could finish speaking, the injured emperor got up, rushed forward at his fastest speed, and covered the little girl's mouth.

"Waaah, someone's killing me! Someone's killing me!" Another mouth opened above the little girl's head, letting out a cheerful cry for help.

However, the noise didn't last long.

Because of the Emperor's skillful rhetoric and rich methods, he managed to quiet the little girl down after a series of tricks, including coaxing and cajoling her for candy.

The injured emperor sat cross-legged on the ground, watching the little girl taking pills, and started asking her all sorts of questions like a strange uncle.

"Little friend, do you know where you are?"

I don't know.

"Then do you know who you are?"

"No, uh, give me some candy!"

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After a series of sweet words between the two, the Emperor roughly understood the situation.

That means the blue ball split apart after it was poked by itself.

It was divided into three parts: the little girl in front of her, the black slime mold that had escaped, and the colorless ball of light floating behind the little girl.

In exchange for two Golden Light Pills, the Human Emperor managed to extract the details of the light orb from the little girl.

According to the little girl, that ball of light was the witness to the birth of this closed world, and also the basis for the birth of her and another dark version of herself.

Holding the Golden Light Pill, the little girl racked her brains and finally found a word in the memories she had initially read from the Human Emperor's mind.

"Fuck. Pshaw, no, that's not the word. It's the law. This is what you call the law. The original principles of the world are all here."

Upon hearing this, the Emperor propped himself up, limped over to the colorless ball of light, and gently touched it.

Just as the little girl said, the most fundamental truths of the world are contained within it: the rhythm of the wind, the sound of the water, and the fleeting glimmer of life at its birth.
In an instant, he seemed to know everything, and many problems that had troubled him for a long time were solved.

But once he withdrew his hand, that feeling of completeness and clarity quickly vanished, as if it had never existed at all.

Looking at the ball of light, the Human Emperor suddenly had a bold idea.

He turned to look at the little girl, revealing an innocent smile.

"Do you want to come with me and see the world?"

The little girl shook her head like a rattle-drum, "No! You're a lolicon!"

The Emperor said, "There are many delicious things in the outside world, and we'll only be looking around. We'll come back."

Upon hearing this, the little girl immediately nodded and said, "Then when do we leave? Now!"

Upon seeing this, the catgirl, who couldn't sit still while watching the video, let out another small beep.

"Giao, you really are a lolicon."

(End of this chapter)